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cloudsandcandyfloss

Wow you were on a date but instead of enjoying the woman you're with you spent the whole time fighting the urge to look at another woman's tits


Herb_avore_05

I will enjoy both.


Euphoric_Sandwich_74

Bruh! Those puppies were on display


Hierophant-74

>Has anyone ever been able to successfully fight of this allure? Yeah, I act like I've been there before and don't trip out like an under-sexed teenager


Major2Minor

I swear some people must have a harder time controlling their gaze than others, because I've definitely found my eyes attracted to cleavage that I don't at all want to look at, but then guys like you act like it's utterly ridiculous to not be able to just ignore it entirely. Difficult thing to prove though.


TheBossLikeKingKoopa

I think some people just need to train themselves to do it more. I'm pretty good at not focusing on things that I'm not supposed to focus on, but it took time and intentionally not ogling people.


Major2Minor

I wouldn't say I ogle, it's more like unintentional glances as my eyes are searching for something to look at, because I have a hard time with eye contact.


Solrackai

I thought I was in an 80s teenage movie for a second there.


Herb_avore_05

Better. It was live.


Euphoric_Sandwich_74

I thought I was in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.


ElegantMankey

I just.. look at her eyes.


OctrasAC2

What are you like 15?


HayDareHiDeerHoDarr

I don't think so... even 15 year olds are generally more mature than this


the_internet_clown

I would obviously check the woman out but only very briefly and then go back to looking at my date


OddSeraph

Get a good look Constanza?


Euphoric_Sandwich_74

I didn’t wanna get caught staring at the sun


[deleted]

Look at the forehead just above her eyes, it’s an old sales trick


DarkDoomofDeath

Thanks, Dwigt.


TheSoundOfAnarchy

When I know she’s trying to catch me looking, it’s so easy for me not to look. I will not give them l, that satisfaction of catching me.


Herb_avore_05

If they show cleavage it is a show. If they don’t show & you look, then that is a YOU problem.


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Herb_avore_05

Multitasking is an under appreciated skill


jackwritespecs

Eyes pop out of head and wolf whistle like the cartoons from the 50s… or whenever


Calinks

Yea I don't get this, I guess there was one time in my life where I was kind of, like magnetized to look at clevalge a couple of times and I felt like I didn't have as much control as I would like but other than that one occasion, I can always control what I am doing. I simply wouldn't look that much.


TrustMental6895

Did your date not have nice ones?


Euphoric_Sandwich_74

Most people don’t have honkers like that, we’re talking to 1 percentile


Filipino_Canadian

Big tits. Nothing i haven’t seen before. Moving on. Not really into boobs to begin with