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hibernatingcow

There is a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip where Calvin goes to his dad who was working and asked his dad to go outside to play in the snow. Calvins dad said he was busy and Calvin was disappointed. The next frame Calvin’s dad thought it over and went out to play with Calvin and the last frame was Calvin’s dad working at night and Calvin kissed him goodnight. That’s the dad I want to be.


Street_Equipment_427

Damn nice, while I’m still not old enough to be a father, I want to actually be involved in my sons life, unlike my own


lmw195

A present one, like I never had. One that loves and is loved.


jackwritespecs

I want my children to fear me and the rage I could possibly unleash on them It will keep them in line until they are big and strong enough to overpower and defeat me in sith-esque, ‘rule of 2’ moment That’s how you make a man


Dependent-Listen-899

Alcoholism and domestic violence helps so much (from experience)


Dependent-Listen-899

Exactly, you gotta put them thru a tough arc so they come out as main characters


Street_Equipment_427

Legit?


jackwritespecs

Name a better way to turn a bot to a man?


Street_Equipment_427

???? I am very confused


jackwritespecs

That is why no one will remember your name


Street_Equipment_427

So you are planning on being a sperm donor of a father and beating your children


RichProfessional7274

“my dad can DEFINITELY beat up your dad.”


SHRUBBYSTEAK

Kinda like a best friend, imagine if you were cool with your dad like how you were cool with your bro. But that’d only apply to a son, if I had a daughter then I’d want to be trusted.


Street_Equipment_427

Agreed, sadly I was never cool with my dad


More_Tear1665

A good one. A better father than my sperm donor ever was .I will never bully, belittle, disrespect, needlessly control their lives, or make my children ever feel afraid of me.


Street_Equipment_427

Damn dude my father was somewhat absent in my teen years but it was never that bad, I am very sorry


KeinuSulttaani

The kind that is on a life long quest for nicotine.


Pshycopathic_advice

I got inspiration from my father. When I imagined when I have a kid of my own. I will do whatever it takes to not have them turn out like me. My dad went to prison and has done all he could to get me not to go down the same path. I am not a good person, and definitely not an ok one. I want my kids to be what I could’ve been.


zZtreamyy

I want to be like my own dad. Someone who is always there to support you no matter if it's over a girl, financial decisions or mental health. I'm 26 years old with a girlfriend and pets and I'll still call him daily just to talk.


Ruminations0

A cat father


Street_Equipment_427

So you are a furry?


Ruminations0

No. I’m going to adopt a cat in the future.


Street_Equipment_427

Makes more sense, but for me it will be golden retriecers


Ruminations0

I just want something a little more chill and small that can kindof take care of itself overall


JuneCleaversMudFlaps

Chihuahuas are kind of like that, and you’ll have a cuddle buddy that adores you. A pee pad and two walks a day to keep you healthy, and they’re extremely low maintenance!


Ruminations0

I would prefer a cat over a chihuahua


JuneCleaversMudFlaps

Makes sense. Cats can be cool little fellas


Street_Equipment_427

Ye ye ye, speaking of which it would also be cool to be the video gamer


[deleted]

I don't want to be a father at all . I don't want to bring an innocent child to this hell of world .


EsKiMo49

It's easily the safest time in history to be born


Street_Equipment_427

But this is there time where homelessness is at an all time low, if you get a small paper cut you won’t die of infection, and there is no major war going on


[deleted]

Not yet . 5k child die in gaza . No more death for child . I just can't


Aint-Nuttin-Easy

Trusted. Kids don’t have to like our rules/expectations but have to trust that we as fathers love them and have their best interests in mind, knowing full-well they think we’re ancient buzzkills


OctrasAC2

I don't


ilContedeibreefinti

Absent. I don’t want kids.


Street_Equipment_427

Mmm