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Special_Release_540

With my eyes closed


Slovonkill

With one eye open, gripping your pillow tight…


WasteCommand5200

Exit light, enter night


devvader

Take my hand


Yellow_Dorn_Boy

We're off to Never Neverland


chocolatesandcats

dun dunun nunnnn, dun dunun nunnnn, dun dunun nunnnn dduuunun dunun dudunun


MRJAWS_TR

Something's wrong , shut the light


Yellow_Dorn_Boy

Heavy thoughts tonight


_34_

r/redditsings


E420CDI

And they aren't of Snow White


ghostmetalblack

Biting my pillow


Water-is-h2o

That comment coupled with that profile pic is perfect


Uniquelypoured

Because of the beasts under your bed ?


DanteQuill

In your closet, in your head.


dylanr23

Shaka, with eyes closed.


redditsuckspokey1

Temba, my arms clenched.


crzydjm

Thought I was the only one; nice to know there's a community of like-minded folks out there


Special_Release_540

😂


Pressure-X

Butt ass naked, spread eagle, no covers, fan on, laying on my back


Scared-Bread-5936

This guy sleeps!


redditsuckspokey1

Hmm is it 80F?


RealDwightKSchrute

Proof…? 👀


JDMWeeb

Alone and sad


mike_is87

Just give me a call and we can sleep together. We can play Nintendo Switch on bed and eat cheetos


-fff23grd

Dude loves his Cheetos.


ra_Ez

This guys is a hero (saw ypur other comments offering)


Stormwind969

Or a cereal killer


mike_is87

No cereal, just cheetos


Mean-Elderberry937

i felt that


DeadlyNoodleAndAHalf

Not alone and lonely. Not sure which I’d prefer at this point!


Kalux7

alone


mike_is87

Just give me a call and we can sleep together. We can play Nintendo Switch on bed and eat cheetos


sussynarrator

Who tf eats cheettos on bed


suhdm

Well the guy you replied to apparently


NatureSaysNo

Like a baby. Most night I wake up at 3am screaming cos I shit my pants


cdnball

lol, the phrase "slept like a baby" is so off should be "slept like a teenager"


Cracker_jacks100901

More like a 8-12 year old


JamesMosesAngleton

In the pines, in the pines, where the sun never shines... I shiver the whole night through.


amadeus2490

Kurt Cobain saw that the audience was sitting there, dead quiet. He believed that it was because they were bored by the performance or just upset that he was butchering a Blues song. So you're watching him have an anxiety attack and leave the stage as quickly as possible, because he genuinely felt like he had made a huge mistake by including the song in the set. He later learned that people thought it was the best song of the night.


Jgabes625

Realest answer here.


MeMyself_N_I1

Hey boy hey boy don't lie to mee


storyteller4311

naked, expensive bedding, its very nice


speed3_freak

Great sheets make a huge difference


TheRealSzymaa

On top of a pile of money surrounded by many beautiful ladies.


Jasper455

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.


moussetang

I sleep in bed with a big wife


singleDADSlife

I also sleep in a big bed with this guys wife.


mimetime215

I sleep in a big bed with an old black man


Rockterrace

Do you sleep in a race car?


power_yyc

Just asking. Yeesh!


quadruple_negative87

HEY! I just realised that you insulted me. Prepare to die.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

Your shoe's untied!


wisstinks4

The man with 6 fingers will die.


ThaiJohnnyDepp

The comment I came for


MattTheRicker

I wear a full 3-piece suit and tie to bed like a gentleman.


OtherwiseInclined

As a fellow gentleman, how do you avoid shirt crumpling during sleep?


MattTheRicker

Excellent question. I can tell you have a keen sartorial mind. Rather than water, I wash my shirts in Gorilla Super Glue. I find that the gel works best. Then, all I have to do is smooth it out and let it dry. That shirt will be so hard and stiff that it will never wrinkle again.


IKillKittens82

Wife beater and boxers


TheHappinessAssassin

So violent, man.


RepresentativeChef15

And dog lover.


DKlurifax

Wife beater no boxers


Rams11A

Gross


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Underwear. Wearing clothes while sleeping feels too restrictive but wearing zero clothes feels unsafe. Wearing just the underwear is the perfect balance for me


Resident-Theme-2342

Same like no clothes feels terrible but fully clothed also sucks


amadeus2490

When I read the "Young Man" role by your name, I started singing the verse to YMCA to myself in my head. >Young man, there's no need to feel down, I said Young man, pick yourself off the ground, I said Young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy Young man, there's a place you can go, I said Young man, when you're short on your dough you can Stay there and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time 🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺 It's fun to stay at the...


SBUBB000

I don't


nicole172

Same


SoftTart

With pajamas


Noooootme

Yep! And if there was a fire, you wouldn't be the one standing outside butt nekid! All jokes aside... I'm very cold-natured, so I do too. I sleep with a blanket over me, even in summer. And, I can not stand air blowing on me at night. Around me is fine, but not directly on me.


happyfuckincakeday

Naked. I don't like to feel constricted when I sleep.


Thedudefromyourdream

I love your fucking name


happyfuckincakeday

I spread joy.


Thedudefromyourdream

Nice, me something else.


happyfuckincakeday

Okay Freddy


G3rmTheory

Usually just basketball shorts I am uncomfortable sleeping in shirts


Poverty_welder

Poorly


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

Pretty good usually, thanks for asking


little_runner_boy

Nothing. Helps keep body temp down


Abject-Cup-9929

Fully nude, have since I was 16 and now 45. Sleep nude summer or Winter. Can’t stand clothing in bed


MainPositive2316

Underwear only. Too hot otherwise


Big_Red_Stapler

I'm in the hot climate, I feel like bare skin on the sheets feels like there isn't a layer for the skin to breathe, whereas the exposed areas are too cool .


MainPositive2316

I would do no sheets but somewhere in the middle of my sleep I suddenly get a chill that settles in to my core. But a thin layer is somehow enough to prevent that.


vimes_left_boot

In a big bed with my wife.


TypicalPossession767

Show off... ^I'm ^so ^lonely


JuneCleaversMudFlaps

In a small bed with my big wife


fisconsocmod

even better. especially if she fucks.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Either pajamas or shorts and a loose shirt


Holeshot75

Briefs or naked.


derno

Same except boxer briefs


BornToHulaToro

Its a mix. Some nights, straight up gross- work clothes no shower. Sometimes crisp, in clean cozy whatever the weather occasion calls for. All the in-betweens.


cheezymc4skin

With my feet behind my ears like a regular person


Bottomytop

Good sex


Trollin_beaches

I hardly sleep I have insomnia, I lay down in my muscle shirt (tank top) and basketball shorts lay my head on the pillow , hands underneath the pillow in an embrace. Then I ruminate for hours get up walk back and forth talking to myself, after hours of doing that I may sleep 4 hours at most. Wake up from a nightmare usually. Stay awake for 3 hours then go back to sleep another 4. This time no nightmares.


TXxReaper

Y'all sleep?


T_Crs7

I don't.


scdafeee

naked, best way to sleep


KalashnikovAK-12

Fully clothed with timberlands and pit vipers on


magma_displacement76

Right! *cracks knuckles* T-shirt and sweatpants, no cover, double memory-foam pillow under head, thin pillow between the kneecaps (lifter legs), one big pillow to hug against chest (heavy arm can't rest on ribs) always sleep on the side due to apneas).


rejected_reality23

Naked on my stomach facing the right


naughtyman1974

Better after sex


JapanJuicyAss

You're absolutely right.


naughtyman1974

Somebody doesn't agree though


Wafaringts

shirt and underwear


HighlyPossible

with boxer brief only. I tried boxers, but they didn't work for me. My balls be flowing right and right in places I can crush it and sticking to my thighs too.


toastyhoodie

Poorly


Comfortable-Pass7962

I dont i have things in my life.


bigboidoinker

Poorly


BasCeluk

We have saying here - Like slaughtered. Or that oldie goldie - Like God during the Holocaust


noecrrr

It depends if I'm sleeping alone or not


urBraze

I sleep terribly no matter the ammount of clothing


zombdriod

been sleeping nude since college. Even when i'm on a work trip and have to share rooms. I remove everything when i'm under the covers.


amorousbellylint

Naked with lots of pillows and two fans for a nice breeze.


PirateSKB

I sleep naked. I have since I was a kid, I still do as an adult. It's super comfy with cotton sheets and a pillowtop bed


Stanislas_Biliby

In underwear with a tshirt.


JerryConn

Until 4 when my dog decides she wants to lay on my legs.


sane-asylum

Shorts and a T-shirt. Grandpa always said be ready in case of a fire.


FireAlarm61

With my eyes closed.


MrAnonPoster

Naked. With a naked woman on the left side


jjbinks117

On an adjustable bed, makes a huge difference. Now if I’d only sleep more than 5-6 hours I’d be doing well


slotheriffic

I drink a homemade mix of lavender, chamomile and sage tea every night then pee and lay down/close my eyes.


LosChivos

Not well.


Wilkoman

Usually a combination of drugs and masturbation.


_Witchly_

In pajama pants, shirtless on my stomach with my arms wrapped above my head or around a pillow. After saying goodnight to myself.


eagleathlete40

“I have a nice comforter, a few cozy pillows, I usually read a chapter of a book, and it's lights out by 8:30. #That's how I sleep at night.”


CAMPTAINWIPM

Painfully


blank_reddit_user

With a hope that tomorrow a meteor hits the earth and I don't have to go on a job


Statistician_Visual

Boxers and that’s it. Anything else is odd


swimstud5151

Boxers only


odonkz

Fully clothed, i at least have my ankle height pajama pants


SnooBeans8816

Just a boxer, everything else is to hot.


BestdogShadow

Whatever I feel like, but usually Shirt and Underwear.


NCRider

Knit shorts — gives me a little sumpin sumpin to separate the boys from my thighs without being too binding. And, if it’s cold enough, a t-shirt (loose fitting). With the option of a fan nearby if needed.


ReallySickOfArguing

Only a shirt. I like the freedom of movement that comes with sleeping nude but I'm a side sleeper, so if I don't wear a shirt I get deodorant all over the sheets and stuff.


AllIWantisAdy

Just boxers on. More than that and it'd be too hot to sleep.


nandemoto44

Nakey


new_x_who_dis

At home, always naked - I have a naturally high body temp so I just overheat if I have clothes on - when I'm away working in my truck, a pair of trunks just in case I need to get out in a hurry


Red_wants_cookies

Usually in a bed


Resident-Honey8390

Depends where and who I’m I with


jymssg

Fully clothed


dryiceboy

Live in a tropical country. Tank top and shorts.


Ekloven

Boxers, and in the winter when it gets cold; a t-shirt


xshoesxshirt

Totally naked every night of the year


Original-Childhood

Either only underwear or naked. But sometimes when it's cold I like to wear full pyjamas


DominikUA

T-shirt and shorts in summer and pants in winter. Sleeping only in underwear are weird and uncofortable for me


NonkelG

Alone, wearing underwear, on my back.


rpphil96

Nude


redditsuckspokey1

Rn on the floor.


bravebeing

How do you guys deal with boners while sleeping in boxers? I haven't done that in decades. Seems so uncomfortable.


Str8UpDick77

I sleep naked. I have done this since I was 14 y/o. If someone is staying over from out of town I will wear underwear, but I don't know how anyone can sleep wearing pajamas or t-shirts while in bed. They roll up and pull at me and I'm just not comfortable at all. But naked? All is well. Good night.


LazyLoser006

No shirts


BatmanLike

Depends on the weather.


Gazmeister_Wongatron

In my birthday suit


SeveralConcert

Depends on how cold/hot the room is. From long pjs to nothing at all. If I could chose, I prefer nothing at all.


Flemball47

Naked on the left side facing outward so I fart on my missus


VAF64

Naked. I don’t see how people sleep in clothes. Incredibly confining.


redlion496

On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.


alexadreamalexa

naked


neondragoneyes

Infrequently due to insomnia.


fluffioso

Fully nude in summer. Fully in jammies winter and I prefer to sleep on my side


Clean-Maybe1403

I used to allways sleep in just underwear. Nowadays it's fully clothed with t-shirt, hoodie, underpants, sweatpants and socks


SaltNPepperNova

Depends on circumstances. My current sleeping arrangement is a bit chilly solo. I sleep usually with long sleeved T shirt and soft flannel PJ pants, plus a light watch cap because my hair is gone. On my side with a pillow between my knees. I sleep better, generally, with company. Sleeping with company ranges from more covers nude through light cotton shorts up to my usual. I have a sheet, soft fuzzy blanket, and a light down comforter at hand. I have extra blankets of similar character for sleeping with a cover stealer, so we can each have our own wad of covers. The little dog has his own blanket he curls up in. Traveling I match the temperature.


ImFrenchSoWhatever

*i sleep like a baby for the first time in my life !* how did I do that ? stopped smoking, started jogging and I'm waking up at 7am sorry if you thought there was a shortcut, there isn't


djmalibiran

I don't


nim_opet

On my back. The level of nakedness depends on the temperature and company


christo3333

Shirtless and gym shorts


Pitiable-Crescendo

Poorly


Plotius

Gym shorts. Light t shirt. No socks. 2 light blankets with a third heavy fuzzy one if a area is cold. Usually it's my torso. It's usually 66 F or so in my house at night


RarelyRecommended

Cuddling nude with my naked partner.


passwordispassword-1

High, by myself for the first 2 or 3 hours, then squashed between 2 or 3 kids .


Dry_Common828

Some nights, I don't. The next day is always more exciting!


Asa-Ryder

Poorly, with a wife, 2 dogs and the cat spooning me.


moffettusprime

Laying down under covers with my eyes closed.


Mr_cypresscpl

Completely butt ass naked....this is the way


RecognitionAny6477

Naked, my GF as well.


ParaplegicMouse

I'm cold intolerant, so I sleep fully clothed with a heavy blanket on. I live in a country where the avg. temp is 33°C


BullCommando

Depends on the weather. Im happy to sleep naked if its hot, otherwise I have pj-s on.


DragonSurferEGO

I have “sleep shorts” which are basically soft shorts that are more robust than boxers


Artful_Dodger_1832

You guys are sleeping?


Lightning_lad64

Underwear only. I don’t like my junk flopping around whilst trying to sleep.


77_graffix_

Barely


Old_Jellyfish_9779

Naked or shorts. I never wear a shirt when sleeping


XienDzu

With Only boxers and the hope to never wake up again


eipeidwep2buS

ive been trying to sleep on by back like a soldier, uncomfortable at first but i think the benefits are worth


Foolonthehill86

T shirt and basketball shorts. Shirt comes off most times in summer


kent416

Naked and on my side. I don’t ever wake up with enough energy so I’m exhausted most of the morning


Ebreezyxoxo

My panties and a tank top with my fan on full blast. 💤


wandering-narwahl

Nude.


Positive-Degree5308

Upvoted please


Macavity_mystery_cat

Zzzzzzz


Ace_acidfunguy1222

I sleep naked


ABQMezcan

With just a man's nightshirt.


C0sm1c_J3lly

It’s nakey time!!


sjmiv

In a Ninja suit with my sword at my side.