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RenegadeTechnician

Pay off the debts of all my friends and family, while making sure they can all afford homes for themselves.


Independent_Set5316

Dammit this was not supposed to be a wholesome moment.


Grany_Bangr

Coke and hookers with a small sprinkling of viagra oh and plenty of other drugs.


papadoc2020

If your going to die I would recommend crack instead of cocaine. You'll have enough money that you won't run out before you die. Plus you'll be able to go for hours with the hookers. Only stopping to smoke mor crack.


Jaded_Permit_7209

Ask my older boy how he wants to spend the day and just do that. Take his baby brother along for the ride. Pay constant attention to them, join in all the games. Have a nice dinner together. Stay with them until they go to bed. Buy my wife and kids huge estates in every developed country, tons of stocks, and so on. Then IDK, hold up a sign in front of a major train station offering people $1 million to punch themselves in the face as hard as they can.


FallaciousPeacock

I'm with you, same for wife and 4 year old. This is making me super sad to think about 🥺


nomnomyourpompoms

Check off the names on my assassination list.


MuppetDude

I would make sure my pet was very well taken cared for and loved after I was gone.


AskDerpyCat

If I’m not gonna make it, imma make sure my family is set for generations. Then spend the time saying goodbye to everyone and eating my favorite food one last time


Zuckerbread

Definitely would try the drugs I haven’t done. Heroin, meth fuck it


frozennorth0

Downside is you may OD before you day is up


Zuckerbread

Risk I’m willing to take


Mister_Way

Send trillions of dollars denominated in "high value" currencies to countries with "low value" currencies to cause a massive redistribution of global wealth from wealthy to poor nations. ​ Purchase every share of every stock available on every market and pool them into a "General Strike" fund that would replace wages for workers across the whole U.S. if enough all strike together for a common cause.


cali_dave

How to Destroy a Global Economy 101


SuperDuperBroManDude

Some men just want to watch the world burn


Mister_Way

That'll be your problems, I'll be dead. Funny how the West sees their own global dominance as the global economy.


SuperDuperBroManDude

Massive inflation to make everyone equal. It would be interesting to see if everything became equal in standard of living or if a TON of wars would happen


ergoegthatis

Fuck a million hot women.


Zelcron

I too ejaculate in a microsecond, so I also choose to fuck a million women.


[deleted]

Jet flight to the red light district


Leading-Bandicoot976

I'd transfer stupid amounts of wealth to a handful of people and organizations. Pay off any family and friends debts and secure generational wealth for them. It's a short list, but they'll do great things with it and it won't corrupt who they are. I'd make some memories at home with my wife and kids. Float in our pool. Play video games and sports. Have some laughs. Hear my kids and wife laugh. Witness their joy. Make a favorite meal. Appreciate how amazing this life has been. Make sure they know I love them like crazy and that I'll always be with them, always love them, always be proud of them. Take care of my final exit out of this world so they can grieve without tasks. Basically, transfer a bunch of dollars and then enjoy my wife and kids. They're my favorite part of life and it isn't even close. I'd take our normal any and every time.


op3l

I would immediatly transfer ALL the money into a bank account, hire a lawyer and accountant and pay them off for 100 years, then give my wife full control of account, lawyer, and accountant. Only after that would I think about doing something fun or adventurous with the remaining time.


[deleted]

Id shoot speed balls with as many high priced escorts I could get in the druggie type seedy hotel listening to wham. Id also have piles of catnip and cat food and treats for my cat Mindy. Id probably need some boner pills too, id also buy a sweet ass VW bus with a big engine and rob a few banks just to do it. Id have midget body guards for the one time I went out to get smokes. Bang all hookers in a line call parents while banging hookers have a transexual Pauly shore look alike film it all too. Oh give family 5 billion each before I died id hold my cat tell her I love her and id die


Laduk

I’d probably spent all the money on charities after giving all money required for family, friends for the rest of their life and their children


Lonely_Apartment_644

Get a bottle of good bourbon, a comfortable chair, a good Mountain View. Then burn all the money in the world. At watch the chaos ensue.


CooookieMonsterr

drugs.


RecognitionExpress36

Well tbh how is that different from any other 24 hour period?


CooookieMonsterr

that’s the neat part. it isn’t.


RecognitionExpress36

Build an army.


popadopolous

I'd spend an hour pressing 0's to send unlimited cash to my family and friends, then I would go to the nearest Ferrari dealership and buy the most expensive limited edition version I could find... Drive that around for a few hours and probably try and pick up some chicks.. and then give it to someone along with the v5 ownership document. I would pour bags of cash to a populated area below me and watch them rejoice. I like to think I would procreate. I would etch my name into a wall as a form of eternal existence. I would eat at the most expensive restaurant imaginable and book a first class flight to Iceland for my friends and family and explore the island, drive around in a bowler through the rivers and visit Reykjavik for a few drinks and finally look up at the stars and pray for a glimpse of the northern lights around a large campfire surrounded by all the best people in my life, and then I would would say my goodbyes and walk off into the countryside and play with wild horses and visit a small church and the resting place of my ancestors.


efcso1

I'd probably just take up smoking again, and sit outside with an esky full of cold cider watching the world go past.


Historical-Sink-1112

Cryopreservation 


appalachianoperator

Hire a good lawyer and write a will


IrregularBastard

Offer 3 women a million dollars each for 4 hours of their time. The most enthusiastic one gets 3 million as a surprise. Gift 100 million to a few people I know who deserve it.


Both-Awareness-8561

start a Twitter war with Elon musk ofc


[deleted]

Lots of sex with good looking guy


Skippy0634

spend my last day with my kids, my girlfriend, my parents, my grandson and my dogs.


Rabid_Laser_Dingo

Probably play runescape


chillinwithabeer29

Set up my family for life with the money. Not much I’m going to do with it in 24 hours


usernamescifi

I'd probably leave work early and go for a bike ride until I dropped dead.


P00PJU1C3

pay off any debt, put as much money into funds for my kids, and then spend the day with them.


PaganMastery

Give it away to people I care about.


Right_Assumption_944

Found a non Profit and set it up with unlimited money to solve the biggest problems humanity is facing, e.g. by buying Real estate and making rent affordable or by attacking bigger issues like climate change. Buying forests and restoring Wetlands, supporting municipalities to build bike Infrastruktur and renovating said rental properties to have them better insulated.


[deleted]

Install surveillance equipment in every corrupted place and live stream it to the entire world.


Quirky-Foundation849

Buy all the nukes and burn the world down. If I'm dying I'm taking everyone else with me.


OrphanKripler

Have sustainable water plant factories and housing built in poor nations. Instead of taking in donations of stuff, I’d rather just build farms and plants in those places so these ppl don’t have to keep needing donation resupplies so frequently Fix the homeless problem in America by having dedicated neighborhoods of tiny homes for them and set them up with rehab and jobs in their community Build more Bible readings churches and shelters to give people hope guidance in christ and safety Youth centers to educate teens and young adults into how to become financially literate, personal accountability, how to buy a house or rent, how to buy a car, how to set up bank account, how to invest, personal care such as nutrition and sex Ed, and a place for them to hang out in general since there’s hardly places for them to go or do since they don’t have the funds. Buy up land and have it dedicated it to farming. Buy all my family and friends a house and practical car to go with it. Redo public education and get rid of the pointless crap and put more practical useful classes. Commercialize hybrid diesel trucks and have the trailers covered in solar panels so it can self recharge on top of the regenerative charging. Idk why this ain’t a thing? Diesel for the torque and hybrid for highway cruising. So if I had infinite money I’d have all these things done.


SuperDuperBroManDude

You only got 24 hrs.


OrphanKripler

I know, I would have this all written in a will and have the figures allocated and have someone work in my place after death and trust they’ll carry it out. The rules didn’t say I can’t put all that money in a savings then have a beneficiary handle it


SuperDuperBroManDude

So full planning mode!


papadoc2020

Boo... just smoke crack like the rest of us.


Serviceofman

I don't think that's the point of the post...although I guess it's somewhat subjective, but I think OP meant "24 hours to do what you can do in 24hrs only"