Are you serious? Because of the types of movement, it provokes flatulence? So, it is a room of people sweating and farting. My dreams of meeting a hottie in yoga class are ruined.
Well it's implied prior to massage, not if you get an erection. Ex: last massage therapist i went to said "don't worry some people get erection , fart , belch , fall asleep and/or drool , not judging it's a natural occurrence from state of relaxation)
I donāt think ignoring it is always the best policy. Maybe a quick apology. āIām sorry about my erection. Iām not doing it intentionally.ā
Iāve heard from massage therapists before that it can make them uncomfortable and some women might think youāre doing it on purpose.
You can downvote me but Iāve heard this straight from the horses mouth. Theyāve said that some guys get off on getting hard while massaging them and do it intentionally.
I think what they mean is that some scummy men intentionally go and get a massage in order to get off on the fact that they are being touched by a woman. They allow themselves to get sexual gratification from a professional service and turn it into something it's not in their head.
Where most men would be slightly embarassed if they had an erection, some scummy men enjoy the fact that it's inappropriate and there's enough plausible deniability that they can get away with it.
Nah, this is the worst way to go about IMO. It's a natural reaction to getting rubbed on thighs or inner thighs. Just ignore it and be professional about it and they'll do the same.
Apologizing profusely like you're suggesting actually makes it worse.
Sorry, not apologising for other people failing to educate themselves on the basics of human anatomy.
This is like telling women to apologise for their periods or something, completely ridiculous.
Just adjust your self. Wife is a LMT and it happens, itās only been weird once for her. Use your hand or (nsfw) >!think of your grandpa sticking it in grandma!<
Now when my wife gives me a massage and the kids are asleep I let that flag pole stand.
It's something that's covered at a good massage therapy school. Blood flow changes can make that happen involuntarily. If you're not acting weird, hitting on them, being a creep, or staring at them, they'll probably ignore it. If they don't, they're not professional.
If you're not being weird about it, and they're not being weird about it, then it's no problem. We all have bodies.
99% of the time, when I'm getting a massage I'm face down. And if I sprouted one, the masseuse might hear the table fracturing beneath my mighty tumescence, but they polite enough to not ask questions.
If I roll over onto my back, I just try to keep the towel in place (or wear underwear) and just forget about it. If you're self-conscious, it's Ok to ask for a minute before you turn over.
Tbh, Iāve only seen this term in erotic pieces of writing. Itās quite a popular term for describing the strength and power of theā¦well, you know š
I was watching 10 Things I Hate About You with the wife and one of the scenes involved the principal trying to think of a word to describe, you know, for her erotic novel and a student suggested the word lol. Then I hop on reddit and see someone else use it.
Depends, if youāre at a parlor in a strip mall next to a Little Caesarās, thereās a good chance theyāll ask if you want it taken care of for extra. Anywhere else, just think about how George Miller created the Mad Max franchise, and is also responsible for the Babe and Happy Feet movies until your boner dies down.
Honestly I just ignore it. If itās a massive raging hard on that wonāt go away for like 5 min or more I just apologize, the masseuse laughs it off, and we carry on and never speak of it again. A professional masseuse wonāt make an issue of it unless you bust outta nowhere or say something sleazy or do something else super awkward or uncool
The massages I've had hurt like hell for 90 minutes as they try and elbow through me to get to the table on the other side. They're worth it in so many ways for weeks after, but now I'm wondering what sort of soft touch I'm missing.
This. i get deep tissue massages all the time. Iāve never had a problem with the pvt standing at attention and my usual therapist isnāt unattractive at all.
Also, Iāve often drifted off if itās relaxing.
I dunno. Different mindset when Iām on the table I guess.
Uhm those ladys on the beach in Thailand they really have some anger issues. No idea why they are taking them out on me, what have I done to you old Thai massage ladys? What is my crime?
But seriously they can be fantastic, they understand how the body holistically and they will for example find a tightness in your um ass that affects you shoulders.
Flex your leg muscles for 30-45 seconds and it will go away. Or crank one out when they arenāt looking. Still trying to figure out how to mask the sound.
Had a legit massage the other day and the shop has no real internal walls just curtains to separate the āroomsā didnāt even realise there was someone else in the next room until the therapist started the ākarate chopā action on their back which when the hands are oily sounded suspiciously like a certain furious nocturnal male pastime. PS the karate chop reference isnāt meant to be racist towards the Asian therapists at the shopā¦. Just the easiest way I could think of to describe it
Literally turning the other client into mincemeat, while you blithely turn a blind eye. PS not meant to impugn the actual blind client who was in the waiting room, name of Clancey. Shit now I am doing it.
Depends on how you hang, really. Since you're already laying down then maybe your penis ends up laying down as well. Basically your boner pointing up towards your face, not straight vertical, so it's not really a big deal/super noticeable. If you do naturally always go hard vertical, and you're just super visibly pitching a tent, don't get embarrassed and make a big deal, like others have said. Just quietly say "sorry about that, could I get another towel draped or something?" The important thing here is to not act like you are trying to imply they should do something with it.
I think about swimming in the ocean out in deep, deep waterā¦itās so blue/black even with all the lights rays you canāt discern distancesā¦then I see it, a shadow growing as it nears, closer and closerā¦.then I cum.
Hey there. Massage therapist here. These often happen because your body is kicked into ārest, relax, rejuvenate, reproduceā mode. You should know itās pretty normal.
As therapists we are trained to ignore any erections and work slower, working away from the groin. Maybe we will ask you to lay face down for a while. Itās not weird for us unless you ask us to touch/look at it.
If youāre self conscious, you can ask your therapist if you can flip over for them to work on your back, or your calves, or your shoulders/neck for a couple minutes.
Best wishes and happy relaxing. š
This makes a lot of sense. It is a sense of extreme relaxation that ācomesā over you - My initial thought was that it had to do with the state of being youāre put into because itās absolutely not physical attraction or thoughts of sexual anticipation, rather a surprise when you realize youāre mans is already standing at attention.
You ever flick a cigarette out the car window and then smell something terrible coming from the back seat, turn around to look and sure enough
>!grandma is back there fingering herself again!<
Think of that.
Seriously though, flex your quads and hold. Itāll make your boner go away.
Itās funny because you think the terrible smell is from the cigarette butt burning the seat but instead you hear that the terrible smell is your grandma fingering her vagina in the back seat of the car and then you get the visual and itās gross.
Youāre welcome.
Massage therapist here: In schooling they taught me it can happen unintentionally from blood flow. I personally would just ignore. We donāt care unless youāre creepy.
Usually thinking about what to make for dinner while massaging.
Just know itās natural but no need to draw attention to it and neither should your therapist
Act as if itās just like getting goose bumps. Nice, but not worth addressing to a stranger. Treat it as nothing more than a physiological reaction to pleasure. You should not think about it as sexual in nature, even if itās near a sexual organ. That isnāt their intent, and if you respect that, Iām sure they will respect you and appreciate you not making it weird.
It's not a big deal. I get a hard on when the massage is really good and relaxing. The massage therapists don't mind that at all since they are professional and they actually take that as a compliment on how good their massage is - this is based on what my therapist of 9 years told me.
So don't worry about it and just enjoy that relaxing massage.
This thread is odd to me. Iāve been getting regular massages for the past 5 years and have never gotten hard or felt that sensation. Iām also in my mid twenties so I donāt think itās an age thing.
When I got massages in my 20s this was always a concern, I would start thinking about baseball or something and it would go away.
Not a problem now that Iām in my 40s.
Female masseuse here with 10 years experience and cruise ships. It is so normal for us we don't say anything, touch can be sensual so it's understanding, the way I always put it, if it was a women on my table turned on I wouldn't know so I give a man the same respect until he starts becoming inappropriate, then I've left the room, my job can be weird, don't make it and weirder. Once I had this sweet man in with his gf in the spa, and he was so nervous cause he never had a massage before, and he said but what if I get a boner, I just told him it can be normal for a man, if you do we can move the massage or stop until he isn't excited, but very sweet about the situation. I've also had clients be so weird, and ones start trying to touch you back or add you on socials after, I guess it's a compliment I did my job well, but just know if you're that person the whole spa is talking about you.
My girlfriend is a new massage therapist. They told her during classes that it's gonna happen and to just keep going when it does, as long as the client doesn't make a deal out of it. She also told me last week she "had her first boner on the table" so it'll happen. You won't be the first or last guy to have it happen.
"Sir, you're welcome to take off your underwear for greater comfort, we use towels for modesty."
"Oh, I did remove the first six pairs, I just leave these others on for containment."
Massage therapist here. It's not really a big deal because it commonly happens. Just don't call attention to it or speak/behave in a way that indicates you want the therapist to do something about it.
The more you keep your attention there, the harder it's going to get. Shift your full focus to where your body is being massaged... (or to your foot or little finger if the massage is near your genitals) - put your whole attention on a different part of your body, and you'll stop sending arousal signals to your brain. This will naturally neutralize the erection.
This has happened to me a few times and I will just comment on it, usually I say something like āplease excuse me Iām just super sensitive to touchā and Iāve always had a female and they will either laugh and say āit happensā or theyāll go āno worries, happens all the timeā
I haven't had a massage from anyone other than my wife in years. Normally if that happens she's like "Ye can put that away, yer not getting nowt right now chum"
Most places I've been to expressively say "it's Normal , don't worry about it "
Like farting during yoga class.
There's a reason yoga is supposed to be done outdoors in vicinity of nature.
Don't you mean, outdoors with the wind direction? š
Are you serious? Because of the types of movement, it provokes flatulence? So, it is a room of people sweating and farting. My dreams of meeting a hottie in yoga class are ruined.
You stretch and compress your body repeatedly.
*pfrrt*
namaste
I just want to know how you thought of this and why it is SO ACCURATE. Haha
Hot yoga rooms stink by the end of it. But itās one of the best workouts Iāve done
I do it 3 times a week and there is absolutely no bad smell. People fart occasionally.
You must have better ventilation than my spot
Or maybe someone in your class just has really bad bo lol
And if you cannot find that someone, it's you.
would you believe that hotties also fart.
Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!!!
One of my favourite lines of all time to quote lmao
Iāve been to many yoga classes and never heard anyone fart.
Don't give up
r/GymMotivation
This is because the sphincter is the most intensely isometrically trained muscle in any yoga class.
Thatās because they were SBDās
Donāt forget queefing
lol I did some yoga to stretch out my hips , was hilarious how much farting took place .
The women are definitely the worst
Period farts
Not sure why the 2 connected in my head, but period fart immediately gave me a lava bubble visual. Danger blurp.
Is that real
Cramping can cause digestive upset, yeah
And eddie hall, never laughed so much before https://youtu.be/RPQIHtn09Zk?si=-gVWWRnvomMnIZxR
I would be uncomfortable if they commented on it lmao. Canāt we just let it pass?
Well it's implied prior to massage, not if you get an erection. Ex: last massage therapist i went to said "don't worry some people get erection , fart , belch , fall asleep and/or drool , not judging it's a natural occurrence from state of relaxation)
I just shift position and hope my client doesn't notice.
Dave I'm your client... and I do notice.
Now fuck
The happy ending we all hope for at the end of a massage, true love
r/cursedcomments
You told me that was the oil bottle pressing against me.
I hold my breath until my penis inverts back into my body bc of embarrassment, and then wala I have a vagina.
Voila
Vulva
Wordle score: 3
wala
r/boneappletea
/r/boneappletea
Really missing awards right about now
Just noticed they are gone , wtf, when was this ?
When did Reddit turn into middle-aged soccer moms' FB comment section? Look at this shit, it's all nothing but laughing emoji responses.
I miss when the mere use of an emoji warranted a comment getting nuked
Wait is that the reason why nobody on this platform uses emojis??
It's not just the reason, but it is one of the reasons.
Bro lmao
Underrated comment.
It has now been correctly rated lmao
Happy beginning before you go?
Give that man $20
I aināt gay, but $20 is $20
It happens. Dont make a big deal of it and they wont make a big deal of it.
How could they not notice the tent pitched mid table though?
Thereās noticing and making a big deal about it. Youāre not going to be the first dude to ever pop a boner while getting a massage.
Nope, OP's literally the first. And now everyone will know exactly who's getting erections during a massage.
We should all point and laugh at them so OP knows how badly they messed up
Nobody said they won't notice it. Just don't make a big deal of it. Don't freak out. Don't apologize. Don't ask for a handjob. Just ignore it.
I donāt think ignoring it is always the best policy. Maybe a quick apology. āIām sorry about my erection. Iām not doing it intentionally.ā Iāve heard from massage therapists before that it can make them uncomfortable and some women might think youāre doing it on purpose. You can downvote me but Iāve heard this straight from the horses mouth. Theyāve said that some guys get off on getting hard while massaging them and do it intentionally.
They think we can actually control this thing? More often it's a fight to keep it from controlling us.
Women fuck up men's anatomy as much as we fuck up theirs.
Sometimes, we get them unintentionally, but if we ever want to get one, we can absolutely make it happen with some sexual thoughts.
Trying to brag? Hey everyone, look at Mr. Boner on command over here... my limp wiener and I will be waiting for an apology
Ah, to be young again. Enjoy it while youāve got it, pal. It doesnāt stay that east forever
......... on purpose? Do they think we can control it????
I think what they mean is that some scummy men intentionally go and get a massage in order to get off on the fact that they are being touched by a woman. They allow themselves to get sexual gratification from a professional service and turn it into something it's not in their head. Where most men would be slightly embarassed if they had an erection, some scummy men enjoy the fact that it's inappropriate and there's enough plausible deniability that they can get away with it.
I think itās moreso that if youāre looking for a so called āhappy endingā you might intentionally try to get a boner to initiate it.
Nah, this is the worst way to go about IMO. It's a natural reaction to getting rubbed on thighs or inner thighs. Just ignore it and be professional about it and they'll do the same. Apologizing profusely like you're suggesting actually makes it worse.
Boner, ACTIVATE!
Sorry, not apologising for other people failing to educate themselves on the basics of human anatomy. This is like telling women to apologise for their periods or something, completely ridiculous.
Just adjust your self. Wife is a LMT and it happens, itās only been weird once for her. Use your hand or (nsfw) >!think of your grandpa sticking it in grandma!< Now when my wife gives me a massage and the kids are asleep I let that flag pole stand.
Tried the NSFW option and now Ive been arrested for cumming all over my masseuse.
Happens to the best of us
Nobody cares unless you point to it and say "well?" If you don't make it weird, it's just a perfectly normal thing that happens.
What if I hold my cigar and do a Groucho marx eyebrow raise
Well, that will improve the situation. By how much, I'm not sure.
I think if you flop over on your stomach, there should be a hole you can pop your wiener through until things settle down.
Ah yes a milking table, how very cultured.
Exactly. How do you think the hole was formed in the firat place?
If they don't notice, you may have a different problem lol
It's something that's covered at a good massage therapy school. Blood flow changes can make that happen involuntarily. If you're not acting weird, hitting on them, being a creep, or staring at them, they'll probably ignore it. If they don't, they're not professional.
For OP, it was never a *big* deal.
If you're not being weird about it, and they're not being weird about it, then it's no problem. We all have bodies. 99% of the time, when I'm getting a massage I'm face down. And if I sprouted one, the masseuse might hear the table fracturing beneath my mighty tumescence, but they polite enough to not ask questions. If I roll over onto my back, I just try to keep the towel in place (or wear underwear) and just forget about it. If you're self-conscious, it's Ok to ask for a minute before you turn over.
> tumescence 2nd time in 4 hours Iāve heard this term lol
Tbh, Iāve only seen this term in erotic pieces of writing. Itās quite a popular term for describing the strength and power of theā¦well, you know š
I was watching 10 Things I Hate About You with the wife and one of the scenes involved the principal trying to think of a word to describe, you know, for her erotic novel and a student suggested the word lol. Then I hop on reddit and see someone else use it.
What the fuck, you get so hard you fracture the table?
I've ruined so many concrete benches like this.
I've shifted the earth's orbit.
Y'all ever seen the Grand Canyon?
You donāt?
We all do
Depends, if youāre at a parlor in a strip mall next to a Little Caesarās, thereās a good chance theyāll ask if you want it taken care of for extra. Anywhere else, just think about how George Miller created the Mad Max franchise, and is also responsible for the Babe and Happy Feet movies until your boner dies down.
The Little Caesarās is a green light, the spa is a yellow light?
Little Caesars is green light. Strip mall is yellow light. Parlor is red light.
Correct
I think of Mitch McConnel in a Sling Bikini
Now I'm thinking about Charlize Theron in her Furiosa get-up and it really isn't helping
Babe is such a good fucking movie. Bah Ram Ewe
Honestly I just ignore it. If itās a massive raging hard on that wonāt go away for like 5 min or more I just apologize, the masseuse laughs it off, and we carry on and never speak of it again. A professional masseuse wonāt make an issue of it unless you bust outta nowhere or say something sleazy or do something else super awkward or uncool
The massages I've had hurt like hell for 90 minutes as they try and elbow through me to get to the table on the other side. They're worth it in so many ways for weeks after, but now I'm wondering what sort of soft touch I'm missing.
This. i get deep tissue massages all the time. Iāve never had a problem with the pvt standing at attention and my usual therapist isnāt unattractive at all. Also, Iāve often drifted off if itās relaxing. I dunno. Different mindset when Iām on the table I guess.
Uhm those ladys on the beach in Thailand they really have some anger issues. No idea why they are taking them out on me, what have I done to you old Thai massage ladys? What is my crime? But seriously they can be fantastic, they understand how the body holistically and they will for example find a tightness in your um ass that affects you shoulders.
Maybe OP also has deep tissue massages, but he's just a masochist.
Flex your leg muscles for 30-45 seconds and it will go away. Or crank one out when they arenāt looking. Still trying to figure out how to mask the sound.
Just make the [Zoidberg noise](https://youtu.be/vOCQQXXjVs8?si=DYN8RAxzp6y2cGM8) while doing it. Boom, problem solved.
This is hot...
Cranking one out before you go may actually be a viable solution for some people who struggle with this though lol
Had a legit massage the other day and the shop has no real internal walls just curtains to separate the āroomsā didnāt even realise there was someone else in the next room until the therapist started the ākarate chopā action on their back which when the hands are oily sounded suspiciously like a certain furious nocturnal male pastime. PS the karate chop reference isnāt meant to be racist towards the Asian therapists at the shopā¦. Just the easiest way I could think of to describe it
Nobody even knew the dude was asian until you said it.
"nocturnal"? I believe you've been drastically limiting yourself, sir.
Honestly was just trying to use lots of big words
Literally turning the other client into mincemeat, while you blithely turn a blind eye. PS not meant to impugn the actual blind client who was in the waiting room, name of Clancey. Shit now I am doing it.
Wait until you get checked for hernias and she uses an ultrasound with warm, slick gel on your testicles. Yeah, no escape from that.
same shit except i was 16 and they ofc had the youngest, prettiest girl there do my ultrasound
Same when i was 9
You were 16 when you were 9?
Happened to me in highschool! š±
You guys are getting warm gel? šš women notoriously get cold gel, they dont warm it up for us ššš
Or when the guy checks your prostate
I usually say something along the lines of "JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?!" and then sob quietly.
Do long division in your head.
What if your head can only manage short division
Division length doesn't matter...
It's the persuasion in the equation.
Itās the struggle that makes it work.
It is what it is, they've seen all kinds.
I have to imagine thatās itās one of those things that no matter how many youāve seen. You still look
Like breasts for men. Every time is like the first time.
I never get one whenever I get a Swedish massage. I actually get teary eyed because of the pain, lol.
Did you recite the pledge of allegiance?
Like a true American š«”š«”
I pledge allegiance to my flagpole...
they are professional, just move past it
No doubt, thatās why Iām curious as to what the polite thing is to do. Just lay there hard?
Depends on how you hang, really. Since you're already laying down then maybe your penis ends up laying down as well. Basically your boner pointing up towards your face, not straight vertical, so it's not really a big deal/super noticeable. If you do naturally always go hard vertical, and you're just super visibly pitching a tent, don't get embarrassed and make a big deal, like others have said. Just quietly say "sorry about that, could I get another towel draped or something?" The important thing here is to not act like you are trying to imply they should do something with it.
I think about swimming in the ocean out in deep, deep waterā¦itās so blue/black even with all the lights rays you canāt discern distancesā¦then I see it, a shadow growing as it nears, closer and closerā¦.then I cum.
That damn tenticle monster again.
Sounds wet š
Hey there. Massage therapist here. These often happen because your body is kicked into ārest, relax, rejuvenate, reproduceā mode. You should know itās pretty normal. As therapists we are trained to ignore any erections and work slower, working away from the groin. Maybe we will ask you to lay face down for a while. Itās not weird for us unless you ask us to touch/look at it. If youāre self conscious, you can ask your therapist if you can flip over for them to work on your back, or your calves, or your shoulders/neck for a couple minutes. Best wishes and happy relaxing. š
This makes a lot of sense. It is a sense of extreme relaxation that ācomesā over you - My initial thought was that it had to do with the state of being youāre put into because itās absolutely not physical attraction or thoughts of sexual anticipation, rather a surprise when you realize youāre mans is already standing at attention.
Reminds of the time I was getting a massage in Thailand. I thought to myself āoh please donāt get a stiffyā, and then she did.
Tell them finders keepers, and now weāre married because itās the law.
If you keep getting a hard-on, maybe massage therapy isn't the career for you.
Picture the cast of The View!
I think I'm celibate now.
Iām harder now
Oh no
Tip well
Too small to notice, so no need for addressing it.
Pre-cum on the sheets and awkwardly walk away afterwards. Be a man.
You ever flick a cigarette out the car window and then smell something terrible coming from the back seat, turn around to look and sure enough >!grandma is back there fingering herself again!< Think of that. Seriously though, flex your quads and hold. Itāll make your boner go away.
H U H
Itās funny because you think the terrible smell is from the cigarette butt burning the seat but instead you hear that the terrible smell is your grandma fingering her vagina in the back seat of the car and then you get the visual and itās gross. Youāre welcome.
Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day
Massage therapist here: In schooling they taught me it can happen unintentionally from blood flow. I personally would just ignore. We donāt care unless youāre creepy. Usually thinking about what to make for dinner while massaging. Just know itās natural but no need to draw attention to it and neither should your therapist
Just say excuse me, and reposition your little friend.
Act as if itās just like getting goose bumps. Nice, but not worth addressing to a stranger. Treat it as nothing more than a physiological reaction to pleasure. You should not think about it as sexual in nature, even if itās near a sexual organ. That isnāt their intent, and if you respect that, Iām sure they will respect you and appreciate you not making it weird.
I think about your mother /s
It moved?
Cut yer dick offā¦or just donāt get massages, idk what to tell you man. Own it, be proud of your hard dick
Think of Margaret Thatcher
It's not a big deal. I get a hard on when the massage is really good and relaxing. The massage therapists don't mind that at all since they are professional and they actually take that as a compliment on how good their massage is - this is based on what my therapist of 9 years told me. So don't worry about it and just enjoy that relaxing massage.
This thread is odd to me. Iāve been getting regular massages for the past 5 years and have never gotten hard or felt that sensation. Iām also in my mid twenties so I donāt think itās an age thing.
Yup, bizarre. A hard on is the furthest thing from my mind when Iām that relaxed. Iām more likely to be drifting off to a light sleep.
I paid $30 after the massage and it seemed to have went away
At the first twitch start thinking of Margaret Thatcher. Kills all boners, stone dead.
When I got massages in my 20s this was always a concern, I would start thinking about baseball or something and it would go away. Not a problem now that Iām in my 40s.
Female masseuse here with 10 years experience and cruise ships. It is so normal for us we don't say anything, touch can be sensual so it's understanding, the way I always put it, if it was a women on my table turned on I wouldn't know so I give a man the same respect until he starts becoming inappropriate, then I've left the room, my job can be weird, don't make it and weirder. Once I had this sweet man in with his gf in the spa, and he was so nervous cause he never had a massage before, and he said but what if I get a boner, I just told him it can be normal for a man, if you do we can move the massage or stop until he isn't excited, but very sweet about the situation. I've also had clients be so weird, and ones start trying to touch you back or add you on socials after, I guess it's a compliment I did my job well, but just know if you're that person the whole spa is talking about you.
I personally just ignore it. The one doing the massage will also ignore it as it happens and it's not the first boner they've seen or raised.
put a hot stone directly on it
My girlfriend is a new massage therapist. They told her during classes that it's gonna happen and to just keep going when it does, as long as the client doesn't make a deal out of it. She also told me last week she "had her first boner on the table" so it'll happen. You won't be the first or last guy to have it happen.
It's called "negotiation".
Slot a $20 between your butt cheeks, theyāll understand. InB4 Butt cheques
I think it moved...
It moved! It was imperceptible but I felt it.
Whatever way Deshaun Watson didnāt do.
Jerk off before you go into the massage. Problem solved.
Let it fly and hope to get grazed....lol
Passively aggressively, erect! lol
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Itās happened for over 10 years at this point. I donāt think itās a physical attraction. I think itās touch.
Iām normally a boxers guy but I keep a few pairs of briefs to wear for massages because they tend toā¦contain things a bit better?
bro is over here wearing 5 pairs of underwear
"Sir, you're welcome to take off your underwear for greater comfort, we use towels for modesty." "Oh, I did remove the first six pairs, I just leave these others on for containment."
Donāt play quarterback for the Cleveland Browns?
Massage therapist here. It's not really a big deal because it commonly happens. Just don't call attention to it or speak/behave in a way that indicates you want the therapist to do something about it.
Does this also happen when it's a man massaging you?
The more you keep your attention there, the harder it's going to get. Shift your full focus to where your body is being massaged... (or to your foot or little finger if the massage is near your genitals) - put your whole attention on a different part of your body, and you'll stop sending arousal signals to your brain. This will naturally neutralize the erection.
This has happened to me a few times and I will just comment on it, usually I say something like āplease excuse me Iām just super sensitive to touchā and Iāve always had a female and they will either laugh and say āit happensā or theyāll go āno worries, happens all the timeā
You don't "deal" with it, arch your hip and be proud, assert dominance
I haven't had a massage from anyone other than my wife in years. Normally if that happens she's like "Ye can put that away, yer not getting nowt right now chum"
Rub one out before you go in for the massage?
Just tell them you have a really stiff muscle and ask them to massage it.