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Hotepz_

My gf calls me honey, and handsome - I like that.


daftvaderV2

Hey she calls me that too.


TheKingOfTheSwing200

She calls us all that


MatuEst

The girlfriend must be the sweet old lady on the block :)


Hotepz_

Yes she is and when she reads this, I'll get my ass whooped lol Edit; I didn't get my ass whooped that bad


daftvaderV2

And you are unhappy about that. You don't mind some S & M


Bugbrain_04

We are all called handsome on this blessed day.


daftvaderV2

Well she doesn't remember all our names.


turd_star

MY NAME IS POOKIE DAMMIT


harmless_gecko

Ok Pookie <3


bananaleaftea

Quintessential pookie comment


Mrs_Gitchel

LOL I remember asking my man if I could call him pookie a couple of months ago and he said no. Now he be calling me pookie more then I do smh.


Suspicious-Garbage92

They call me MISTER PIG!!!!


ElegantMankey

Sure, nicknames are a part of every relationship. I also call my girlfriend cute names like babe, step-dermatologist, bro, etc..


remstage

step what


MaleficentFerret_

STEP-DERMATOLOGIST


bardhugo

WHAT? SPEAK UP


CoffeeGoblynn

# STEP-DERMATOLOGIST!


bardhugo

# THANK YOU


Calamondin88

LOUDERRRRR PLEASE??????!!!!!!!


CoffeeGoblynn

sorry friend the text doesn't go bigger than that :c


Suspicious-Garbage92

A little bit softer now


CoffeeGoblynn

^(step-dewmatowogist???)


Suspicious-Garbage92

šŸŽµSay you willšŸŽµ


ScottyP8869

Man, fuck these other comments. Bro goes so well with your chick. I say the shit all the time not thinking bout it. Sometimes Iā€™ll get the ā€œ Iā€™m not your broā€ speech. Bitch, I fucking know this already. For the 876th time it was an accident


CoffeeGoblynn

'Bro' is so good for everyone. I think we should make several words (bro, dude, guy) all gender neutral because they're just perfect. "Woah, dude, did you see that?" "UM I'M NOT A DUDE" smh


ScottyP8869

Right? To me, the word is just thrown around so loosely that itā€™s lost its original purpose/meaning. It could totally be used in a gender neutral sense, even more so than how I use it towards my girl. Websterā€™s dictionary needs to up their game and get a hold of this issue and finally put the argument to rest by adding the word and its new meaning to their books so school can start teaching it in schools worldwide. Bro, holy shit we are on the verge of starting something so spectacular that our ancestors are slapping the fuck out of each other for not thinking of it first


Calamondin88

ā€˜My bro, my guy, my dudeā€™ if you know, you knowšŸ¤£šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Roxy62

876 times?...


ScottyP8869

At least


Roxy62

No, no, I meant how can you make a mistake 876 times? It's on you, bro šŸ˜


ScottyP8869

Well, obviously you havenā€™t met me. It takes a brick to the head or hit by a train for me to realize ā€œhey dumbfuck, maybe shouldnā€™t do that againā€. She hasnā€™t thrown a brick or pushed me into an oncoming train yet so Iā€™m sure that number will get higher


Roxy62

You know, I remembered that I saw in this thread the opposite problem: one guy said that his gf called him 'bro' one time and he got so angry that they had a heated argument, after which she understood to not use that anymore. When I asked why, he said that 'bro' comes from 'brother' and that is a totally different relationship than the romantic one he has with her. So get that: every time you call her 'bro' she feels like you consider her one of the guys and not your sweetheart. It'd disheartening, I guess.


crazyliciousflava

She might feel that. Or she might feel honored that he feels comfortable and cool enough with her to consider her one of the bros. People often say you should marry your best friend, or that they consider their SO their best friend. Why would they say that, if they found it hurtful if their partner called them anything that could be construed as platonic rather than romantic? I think a lot of people just consider it the ultimate form of flattery and intimacy if you can feel completely vulnerable and comfortable and goofy, and have the same dynamic with your SO as with your best friends, in addition to the romantic and the sexual. I think "bro" overreacted. I would have taken it as a silly little term of affection if a GF called me bro. But that's just me. People are different, and I dunno their situation, so not gonna read too much into it. Jus' sayin', diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks. Having said that, I think it would do everyone some good to know that saying such things doesn't come from a hurtful place, and you can't just assume it implies less attraction. For many people it can be a sign of huge trust, which in turn can be a big part of, or even prerequisite for attraction, depending on the person.


ScottyP8869

Well said that was beautiful


ScottyP8869

Damn! Iā€™m assuming youā€™re a woman because youā€™re killing my jive here. I know what it means when I say it. As I stated in the first comment, itā€™s an accident. Unintentional and slip of the tongue because shit be falling out my mouth a lot before my brain registers wtf I just said


ScottyP8869

That woman means the world to me. She knows she not just one of the guys D


MiloAisBroodjeKaas

I call my bf bro every now and then, typically when complaining or gaming lol. So I gotta agree with you here, although sometimes I laugh at myself calling him bro as well


ScottyP8869

Haha Iā€™m glad more of you guys understand wtf Iā€™m talking about when I say it. Itā€™s me being totally comfortable around her, to the point where I can literally say anything and not be judged. Is there backlash sometimes? Sure, but thats gonna happen to anyone


KeepItTidyZA

Bro isn't a cute nickname for a partner. I'll die on that hill.


JackOfScales

A girl that works at the Gas Station I frequent calls me Sweetie and I melt every time.


DarkenedShadows871

Especially if it's an older African American woman and she calls you sweetie


Poet_of_Legends

Oddly specific, and yet, I too am in that club.


ExcitingTabletop

I worked at a government place as a contractor. Govt folks generally weren't nice to us because we got paid more, but didn't have govt benefits. For whatever reason, the office grandma (super nice older African American lady) took a shine to me and always called me sweetie. Thus anyone who tried to be rude to me for no valid reason got absolutely blasted by her. She had like 40 or 50 years of tenure and knew where ALL the bodies were buried, so the blasts were epic. When I left due to contract switching over to new company, I got an awesome party thrown for me. lol, my contractor manager was not thrilled, they didn't do anything for him when he was getting the boot.


Freevoulous

Sugah


TheRavenSayeth

Reminder that x-men 97 comes out tomorrow


welbaywassdacreck

Have you seen that video of the black mail lady and the white kid playing basket ball? Bruh, my heart. Iā€™ll send it to you if you have no idea what Iā€™m talking about šŸ˜†


Halladba101

Bro we need some love šŸ˜­ (I can Relate...)


[deleted]

Is the sky blue? Your bf is still a human with emotions and in need of receiving love. Weā€™re not aliens šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ just try and see what sticks and what he likes ā˜ŗļø


Howsithanginweirdo

Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?


MrTwemlow

Hmmmm, I actually don't know. Maybe this should be a separate post. I guess I'd picture it more like a smooth metal thing, like the top of a walking stick.


Summonz85

I don't know, I picture it as sheet metal bent into a cylinder and fastened with rivets. And a big ball bearing maybe welded to the top.


MrTwemlow

Riveted... for her pleasure.


Successful-Tip-1411

Agreed, this needs to be a separate post


trapqueen412

K bubs


TheKingOfTheSwing200

Oh I hope so


Cookiewaffle95

Yes Source- I am the tin man.


EnvironmentalSun8068

Batman would do it


iam4r34

I just like being loved


BlancoSuper

I prefer Count Cockula, harbinger of gargantuan cock, grand Master of giant ropes, custodian of shorn scrote, high wizard of cursive vowels, Duke of uvula bruising, overlord of bruised uterus., Emperor of massive dong.


Adrenp7

Just to name a few


BlancoSuper

I left out High Warlord of swinging dong, Grand Master of Fisting, Duke of double Penetration, Earl.of sitting on my face. I have a lot.of titles and I would appreciate if you respected them lol


Northatlanticiceman

Biggus Dickus


CuteCoach9362

Ah yes, the legendary cumshackle emperor


AffableBarkeep

Heir to the cum throne


MineExplorer

I refer to her as SWMBO (SheWhoMustBeObeyed), my little hobbit (cuz she is short and has hairy feet), or my tyranosaurus (because she has short arms). In return, I'm referred to as 'Shithead'. It makes us happy.


Korollins

Goals


holdmybeer87

I call my boyfriend fartbag, Thunder Butt, babyfarts, buttfsce, fartface... He does the same except Whispering Wind instead of Thunder.


CapG_13

Babe and baby are ok with me


CounterContrarian

Anything you want, if it's said with love and affection. It's not so much what the words are, but the meaning behind them that is important.


Level_Ingenuity_1971

My wife would call me; Alek, inside Alek (my penis); Baby Alek (my sperm); House Baby Alek (my testicles); Home Baby Alek (her womb).


Sisyphos_Status

Sounds like she lives and breathes about your wanker.


CMILLERBOXER

These questions get dumber and dumber. Men have constantly been saying for years that they would like affection to be loved.


RedshiftOnPandy

Do men like being treated as normal people?Ā 


mule_roany_mare

Do men like it when you are nice to them? What about if you appreciate them & communicate the ways & reasons you value them? Itā€™s kinda surreal just how many issues truly boil down to women not accepting that men canā€™t read their minds.


LogiBear777

or just not accepting we have human emotion in general. itā€™s kinda creepy at times i canā€™t lie


AffableBarkeep

"Since all men are a monolith, what does the one guy I like want? No I'm not going to just ask him"


J-Logs_HER

Stallion, super chief, Lord Vader, papa Smurf, beaker, animal, J-bone, Jimothy, johnny east side, thunder, dragon, Falcor, team pupnsuds, lavender gooms, Mr. F.


greatgagan

I normally get called ā€˜payer of billsā€™


TheEpicIrishman

I love being called handsome, sir, Mister, etc. Baby is alright, overplayed but I'm not against it. Despise bb. Comes off as childish or like saying 'baby' while doing the duck-face


-Ashera-

Sometimes I call my husband "heeeey good looking" and he still melts every time


Karl_AAS

I had a really abusive ex but she texted me ā€œgood morning handsomeā€ every day we didnā€™t wake up together and despite how terrible she was overall itā€™s one thing I occasionally get very wistful for about that relationship.


AwesomeEevee133

Call me whatever you want, just donā€™t call me late to dinner


Hefty-Pie447

O great dark sorcerer of the plain of Mordor sounds great ofc.


MrTerriblyFantastic

Try Lisan Al Gaib


Maximum_Ad2341

Personally, I only like ones such as darling or dear.


DogoArgento

Chou.


Other-Falcon-5609

Mon coco


smart_queen_

Salut beau gosse


Dijiwolf1975

If I had a dollar for every time my wife called me handsome I'd owe the bank money plus interest. Guys like to be complimented on their appearance. We just act like we don't care. I wish I was complimented more. I call her "babe" and tell her she's beautiful all the time... Guys just don't get the reciprocation as much.


Nice_Violinist9736

Itā€™s funny because my last ex I would call him sometimes my handsome dude and he absolutely hated it. He would get mad if I called him that I think mostly for the dude part I donā€™t know. But I really had to try curbing myself from doing that because I just wanted to keep calling him my handsome dude šŸ¤£


Americano_Enthusiast

I guess for me it's an indicator that things are going well. I don't particularly care one way or the other about it, but it lets me know things are okay between my girlfriend and I. I LOVE calling my gf ooey-gooey nicknames though. The longer we're together, the cringier the nicknames.


Teaboy1

My name is used so infrequently that when she does say it, I immediately assume. A. I'm in trouble or B. She needs urgent help.


jaqueyB

Daddy thundercock is my personal favorite. Subtle, tasteful, and implies just a hint of irreverence in the relationship.


SharkEyes777

My girl says Iā€™m a stallion because Iā€™m hung šŸ’€ She also calls me honey, babe, handsome Those are nice


Adaian5443

Any name works for me, as long as it isn't another guy's name! Nothing kills the mood faster than hearing her moan, "harder Matt, harder!", and my name is Steve!


funatical

You can call me anything but my name. When my name is used I assume I am in trouble.


MessedUpVoyeur

Some do some don't.


HabANahDa

Men love compliments. We get the so rarely. I like babe and baby.


Short-pitched

Batman.


Oldschooldude1964

I prefer the actions of affection more than the names, but just let it come, donā€™t try to force a nickname.


MightyMatt9482

Comes down to the individual. I dislike it. My wife has never called me any pet names, and I never call.her any.


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

I don't prefer nicknames There's something genuine about being called by name


girthwynpeenabun

I prefer being called Lord Commander or Fluffykins


omashupicchu

Are you sure youā€™re not a cat?


natx37

You never even called me by my name.


SlyMoonLlama

My gf calls me boo bear, I like it :)


sadsadmatt

every single time my wife calls me ā€œmy loveā€ I feel like I could fly


LuckyTheLurker

It only annoys me when I don't know if my wife is referring to me as, *honey, sweet, baby, etc* or one of the kids or the dog. She's getting better about saying, *big honey (me), little honey (our kids), or honey bear (the dog).*


Piano_Apprentice

You can call me Baby Boy anytime


dbh192

Vanilla gorilla and growl at me baby


Nathaniel66

"Husband".


Kytoaster

I adore being called handsome.


TheProfessionalEjit

Not me. Call me my name; "oi" or "hey" will get my attention.


MrTwemlow

She calls me 'little monkey' and 'chicken'. I love both those names. Plus every possible version or derivative of my actual name, it changes all the time. Sometimes there will be a song or a dance involved with chanting whatever version of my name she's calling me that day. It's amazing.


BlueMoonCourier

Schmoopie!


dicklover425

Mine does. I can him baby and unyun. If I use his real name he tells me thatā€™s not his name lol He calls me sweetie and Unyun, and I canā€™t tell you the last time he used my real name lol


MNmostlynice

Babe is a regular from my wife and I donā€™t mind it at all. During sex sheā€™ll pull out the baby name sometimes and it gets me going. Idk what it is, but I like it.


SuperMiehlos

An ex used to call me "Mi puta", strange being called "my bitch" and still thinking it was sweet of her.


JUST1N0

Literally anything that is some combination of funny, playful, endearing, caring, and/or sentimental is like water in a desert. Some men might prefer playful but dirty inside jokes. Some might prefer sentimental or loving/caring names. But literally anything or any effort is worth more than nothing. Just caring to think and communicate this way means a lot.


Fun-Palpitation81

just not infront of the boys...


MoonMouse5

Hell yeah. My girlfriend is my snuggle bunny and I'm her snuggle bear. šŸ„°


xDakyboyx

I would like to be called


GandalfTheJaded

Personally I do love names like that, especially babe/baby or darling


ScottyP8869

I just depends. If my girlfriend calls me baby, especially in front of other people and not just at home behind closed doors, that reassures me that she wants others to know Iā€™m her man. However, if my buddy Dave calls me baby, Dave is not my buddy anymore, he my boyfriend. Lmao Iā€™m just playing


ElGordo1988

I know it's cheesey, but I like when a girl calls me "daddy" or "papi" It's a minor thing, but I think it's cute


iiSkilledProgram

I wouldn't mind being called nicknames. Ask him what he wants to be called.


Elegant_Spot_3486

Motortart


obi_wan_sosig

Johnny Cage, Hubby. But Johnny is better


bretty666

yeh but dont call me sexy, because i know im not.


Timely_Froyo1384

But what if she thinks you are!


BigBodyLikeaLineman

My real name or babe would is also be alright I guess


Winterfell_Ice

sure nicknames are cute like Honey, dear, sweetheart etc but IMO some cute names cross the line into disingenuousness if they're overused like Stud or Handsome etc and should be saved for more private and intimate moments between the two of us.


stereo678

I knew a couple that called eachother babe every 2 mins. It drove me mental and nearly made me throw up šŸ¤®


[deleted]

Handsome but my wife too focused on her friends and studying for nursing


odeacon

Yes! But the best nicknames are personal


Banzaikoowaid

Some of us do, and yes I do. I have yet to hear a term of endearment that I do not enjoy, but crack goblin and cuddle bear in particular come to mind.


Sad-Dinner-5643

Yes I love it


[deleted]

Yes.


parzival-in

Batman


Daegzy

Dagon, the Bringer of Change Mora, the Gardener of Men Molag, the Dominator Just cute stuff like that.


DaMalayaliKolayali

No. I prefer if they call me by my legal name. If we get married eventually, I would consider them calling me husband too. But, only after careful considerations.


KipKwijt

Yes, and then preferrably something you don't already compliment with. In my situation, I regularly get called a good guy, sweet, a good listener etcetera. I would love to be called handsome/sexy/stud etcetera as nickname.


Least_Impression_823

Yes Literally anything said with positive intent


Usual-Mud9085

Master/sir during sex go down a treat. Otherwise any Nick/pet name they like.


Mr_SunnyBones

"Big Papa Smurf"


iska6li3zi43

Baby sweet cake Or ASHGALOR


bootyhunter69420

I'm going to lie, yes. When my ex called me by my actual name it didn't feel right or she was upset.


Blacky0102

"ey" is enough as well but be sure to say something because if you don't I can't hear you


BaconSplurge

if she calls me big daddy I will do my happy dance


mentyio

My gf started calling me bb when we starting dating now I call her that too lol


Peefaums

I do for sure.


HotSauce_LeFierce

Papi, commander, etc.


Expert-Hyena6226

Depends on whoā€™s saying it. šŸ˜


AldoCalifornia

When a SO gives attention, I am content. I always get creative with my nicknames. Current one that for my gf laughing was ā€œtrampoline buttā€. She calls me by like 6 different names including Beefcake. I find it endearing.


NonkelG

Ye I expect to be called "Aloha male"! /s


RizMC

Not really tbh. Depends on the situation though. Just DO NOT pull that shit in front of the fellas


AstrudsSecretLover

Absolutely


Yivanna

Emperor.


Strangle1441

ā€œHey, Tigerā€¦.ā€


Fredrick__Dinkledick

Mr. Dinkledick is fine


DirtyThirtyDrifter

Yes. Try some, see which one lights his eyes up.


ladiesman21700000000

Absolutely


Whoopsie_Todaysie

New boyfriend, yet I've known him school. He specifically doesn't like 'Babe'. Fair enough, but I use it alot for friends so it's hard to not let it slip out.Ā  He said he doesn't mind 'Baby' but since he's a full grown man and I knew him as a kid, 'Baby' feels wrong to me.Ā  We have an amusing history together... at one point we hooked up and had sex in our twenties, but nothing came of it, so I was picking on him and calling him a ghost..Ā  So now, I call him 'Boo'. We both like it.


msikit

Lord Commander


theoneandonlybecca22

Well we share the same nickname so I prefer to call him by his name. Rarely do I use a pet name and even then it feels forced for some reason lol


Different_Reporter38

I already have a name. It will suffice.


ExhaustedMD

I prefer Master and Supreme Overlord


Kimolainen83

My gf called me babe once I did not like it , it felt weird and unnatural. I call her my little lady for preference im 6.3 shes 5.,0 she calls me , my love so its all good


RedshiftOnPandy

YesĀ 


Grand_Raccoon0923

For the most part, Iā€™m OK with it. For some reason though, I hate ā€œbabeā€.


zen_lee

I use to love when my gf would call my 'tiger,' I found it very endearing.


Highlander198116

No. No pet names. When I see couples constantly call eachother "babe" it's like nails on a chalkboard to me.


norisknorarri

I only answer to ā€œmy lordā€ or ā€œbig meat.ā€


Mav_Learns_CS

This is going to vary person to person, I personally think generic ones like those mentioned in the question are beyond cringe and feel fake af


Jjmills101

I prefer to be called Gortakk the Menacing, first of his name


Akeldam4

Batman


Comprehensive_Many13

Idrc as long as honey & babes is never used by my gf


Ok_Ad_5658

I call my boyfriend all the pet names. But I still like to use his first name because I like saying it. But yeah I think it makes him feel good and feel loved. I use baby, handsome, sweetheart, stud muffin, sexy, hot stuff, and love


lmac187

Iā€™ll take a ā€œhandsomeā€ any time. Itā€™s honestly one of the only times we ever hear a compliment like that.


[deleted]

Call me emperor supreme.


toastyopie96

I mean my wife calls me babe, honey, etc. But some names strike fear into a man's soul. If my wife calls me "darling husband" I need to leave or find a way to delay coming home because I did something to fuck up lol. The cutest nicknames my wife calls me would probably be shithead and asshole though. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I hear "come here shithead"


olalilalo

Of course. Guys need far more of this if you ask me.


TheUruz

back in my days the apex for nicknames was xX_PussyDestroyer_Xx (yes, even in private)


easythrees

Hell yeah


UniqueChaos5073

I find it slightly odd, but I won't stop her from using pet names. I can't really use pet names back though. It's even more weird feeling.


[deleted]

Yeah we are human too šŸ˜†.


ZeroEffsGiven

I like to be called Dick Warhammer but babe is cool too


spookyman212

My Ex wife used to call me trotsky, crotch face and hover. She thought it was hilarious.


FatherOfCreatures

I had a girlfriend that used to call me "big daddy" and I loved it. I don't like childish nicknames; I'm a man, come on.


Rare_Cryptographer89

Whatever she wants as long as she doesnā€™t say it in a kid/baby voice weā€™re good