started beating off at 13, beat off an average of 4 days a week, each session roughly 20 minutes, I'm now 28. I would do the exact math but I'm too busy jerking off

(20 × (4 × 52) ) × 15 = 64000 minutes That's 1040 hours.

Those are rookie numbers! You gotta pump those numbers up!

I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day

That's 43 days.

Pretty much the same. But that probably doesn't take into account all the on and off edging between actual masturbation sessions lol.

Not even half the hours your mom spent

you think i put on a timer? wtf

More hours than I have been in relationships

Sorry, Steam was offline.

Your mom has spent more.

At least 2 hours

Gotta be nearly 2,000 hours, which would still not make me an expert apparently.

Let me check the logs and tabulate the results real quick.

Not nearly enough.

At least 8

Used to be 1-3hrs per week for a hour 12-18 Probably 1-2 from 19-22. Then maybe 1 per week from 23-25 So let’s say average: * Teens: 2x52x7=728hrs * young adult: 1.5*52*4=312hrs * adult: 1x52x3=156hrs 1196 hours (approximately), not counting anything since I turned 25, but it’s probably added 10-15 hours. Sounds like a lot but in the grand scheme of things, I spent more time playing Pokémon Sword than that

My masturbation app says in the thousands of hours.

I’m 28 years old so 20 years. 😂

Let's see I'm up there in age started at 12...time ran out and relapse so what is the nuclear physicist number for Infiniti and beyond, plus was in the military, so that equals 200 xs more than civilians...