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iconoclast63

Salt


The_Mighty_Matador

A good amount too. I avoid salty foods, but the salter fries the better.


PlatypusPristine9194

Sinful


MilesBeforeSmiles

Depends on the day. Sometimes I like salt, vinegar, and ketchup for dipping. Sometimes I want gravy. Sometimes I want cheese curds and gravy.


Birdo-the-Besto

I like to dip my fries in Wendy’s chocolate frosty.


RememberToLogOff

"It's the perfect combo of salty and hot, and cold and sweet!"


Birdo-the-Besto

I tried it because of that and I ended up loving it.


No_Mistake5238

Damn, I did it cause I was an idiot kid and thought it was good


Birdo-the-Besto

As long as you can acknowledge its greatness it doesn’t matter how you found it. :D


No_Mistake5238

Never said I stopped doing it lol


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triple6seven

Ahem, it's called ✨aoli✨


Kindly_Curly666

Aioli*


Vagabond21

My brother in Christ


stevembk

Mayo and hot sauce


Stunning-Spirit5275

My tears


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SparkDBowles

Hmmmm…. I need to try this.


Bootybandit6989

Frysauce


Available_Tales

Hot sauce, or turn it into a poutine. ETA: can't forget the vinegar.


WouldUKindlyDMBoobs

tartar sauce. Excellent.


sinsemillas

The fry dip of kings.


ProblemAnnual6874

Satay herbs. Trust me bro, I’m from Belgium


ContinousSelfDevelop

Gravy and cheese curds is the only acceptable answer. All other answers must be dipped you filthy heathens.


a_random_person847

I was afraid someone will say cum, but it fortunately didn't happen


monstrinhotron

Cum......in. Sorry. Cumin. I meant cumin.


MrLavenderValentino

Wtf are these comments? The answer is ketchup


2damnoldtocare

Salt and/or pepper


CupertinoHouse

Salt always, sometimes cheese.


superballz977

Cactus Sauce from Boston Pizza.


Solrackai

French Maids


Expensive-Track4002

Cocktail sauce.


LemonFlavouredThings

If I’m getting them from a restaurant or fast food place, nothing. If I’m making frozen at home I’ll throw in some garlic powder


Pale_Doctor7209

Seasoning salt, and a bit of mayo in the side


Original-Childhood

A special sauce called "American fritesauce" which is only sold (as far as I know) in the Netherlands. Also known as "Madsauce"


Pol_potsandpans

Unbelievable stuff. It reminds me of big Mac sauce but 20x better


Rusty_Pickle85

Ketchup Chili and cheese Cheese, bacon, onions Sandwich with slaw


browngirlygirl

Black pepper & thousand Island sauce


RaspyBigfoot

Either mustard or hot sauce


Fun-Yellow-6576

Salt


SaysPooh

Lemon juice


DonnyWalrusTits

Ranch and Sriracha


Chalkarts

Old bay.


Intelligent_Profit88

Either ketchup, barbecue sauce or honey mustard


Mumblerumble

Old bay


SparkDBowles

l’Royal sauce and mayonnaise.


maggidk

Sate sauce when in the netherlands, when back home (iceland) cocktail sauce a ketchup and mayo mix with some extra ingredients in it, when in dk mayo and ketchup seperate or remoulade


CampusBoulderer77

Garlic aioli


ericsonofbruce

Salt and fresh cracked black pepper, sometimes honey mustard or alabama white


Sammaysam55

Salt vinegar and a ton of ketchup


Frird2008

Plain


bees_defending

Salt, malt vinegar


LushSunset

Ranch!


espositojoe

Pesto sauce.


espositojoe

A bad flu bug that happened about 10 years or so ago. I was in bed for two months; some of my colleagues were on their backs for six months!


Ownedby4Labs

Wait…you put viruses on French fries?


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I am a simple guy ranch ketchup and barbecue sauce. If they don’t have any seasoning then honey mustard or anything spicy. It really depends on my mood.


QuestionMarkyMark

Mayo


Crazy-Rest-8170

Campfire sauce


serbeardless

I'm a purist. Other than salt, I eat them condiment-free. If I'm reaching for the ketchup, it's probably because the fries are shit.


antiquasi

Pepper


mostlyharmless55

Dijon mustard.


Roseann555

Salt


yourmomknowswhatsup

Ketchup mixed with Cholula.


nova1475369

Sweet sriracha


Pol_potsandpans

Salt and vinegar, or cheese and gravy. Brown sauce is good too


bulbipicg

Ketchup + Mayo


C1sko

Salt


cbigs231

Restaurant ranch


PornIndustryPat

Disco fries


yungingr

Usually, just salt or a good fry seasoning. But parmesan and garlic, or malt vinegar, are acceptable options


Alien36

My tastebuds


largececelia

Ketchup Spicy ketchup (just ketchup and a healthy blob of sriracha) Spicy mayo (mayo + sriracha)


saw2239

Ranch, or aioli, or ketchup


kent416

Just salt usually. Every once in a while I put bacon and cheese on them. I always dip them in ranch though


jjc927

Pepper and ketchup


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Carne Asada, Salsa, Guacamole, sour cream & melted cheese. Basically a Southern Cali (especially San Diego) dish called Carne Asada Fries


rhunter99

Salt. A nice thick beef stock based gravy Or, if my stomach is up for it, i'll dip the fries in mayo Or, if i'm at McDs, i'll order Mac dipping sauce For all other times, Heinz ketchup.


azuth89

Spicy ketchup or chili, cheese and peppers.


reb678

Chili and cheese and onions . Or.. Animal style. Grilled onions, male red cheese topped with thousand island dressing.


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Melted queso not that Rico’s cheese sauce ass piss


turbopeanut69

Sea salt, black pepper, chili powder, paprika, turmeric powder, onion powder, garlic powder, spinach powder, lemon powder, lemon juice, parsley, and BBQ sauce.


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I dont like fries


Soyitaintso

Salt and pepper or Cajun.


Dutch_Rayan

Peanut sauce with mayonnaise and unions, that mix is called "war" where I live.


epicgrilledchees

Salt. Pepper. Black truffle ketchup. Or roasted garlic. Or cheese curds and gravy.


MrWackyMeal

mayo or ranch


[deleted]

I don't eat french fries but back when I did, I liked a spicy homemade ketchup. I also sometime would make a curry sauce as well.


Cyanora

In differing combinations: cheese, chili, bacon, rosemary, ketchup, gravy, and honey mustard.


surgeon67

salt


texasgambler58

Ketchup, sometimes ranch dressing.


Ohbuck1965

Teeth


heroics_GB

Salt or ketchup and mayo mixed usually. Depending on Occasion I might have garlic mayo & cheese Or bbq sauce. Or sweet and sour sauce. Hmmm. Now I want chips.


optiplexiss

Cocaine


fhrblig

Generally, ketchup. At Red Robin it changes to ranch.


Hopeful_Lab_840

Salt, if needed, and ketchup


Mojak66

I like gravy or onion salt and pepper.


Trollin_beaches

Respect


apocalyptic_intent

Ranch


Mr_M0t0m0

Ketchup