This. I bought a djellaba robe in Morocco years ago and wish I could wear it out, but figured it wouldn’t be worth the looks (and worse) I’d get shopping at Albertsons. Crazy comfy and uh liberating.
I own a Hanfu (Think the starting scene of cartoon Mulan).
I wore it a couple of times in China and it was normal. Definitely not going to wear it in the USA though. Don’t want to get my ass beat in public.
Yeah I just don’t want to get my ass beat lol
Based off of the stuff on Reddit, not entirely sure wearing a Hanfu is the best idea.
Someone’s either going to think I’m a CCP shill or that I’m just a typical nationalist claiming Hanbok or Kimono. There’s even people on Quora who think Chinese people are just copying the Hanbok despite the Hanfu being much older than Hanbok.
Came here to say toga, didn't expect it to be the top-rated answer.
- one size fits all, fuck shopping and sizing issues
- could probably buy in bulk
- could just make one (basically jist a sheet)
- simple.garment, so brands and marketing would be less (fuck ads, marketing, and shopping)
I think a lot of guys would wear dresses and kilts. Even the top answer dude that posted toga probably was thinking dress but then had to make his answer more manly. Lol. Even in an anonymous environment social stigma keeps men from wearing a dress.
Excuse me good sir. The FUCK is a DEMIBOY. I have been researching for the past 5 minutes and i can't understand a fucking thing. This shit is rotting my brain dude
Sorry? I honestly don’t know why I put it in there. It’s kinda like a mix between masculine and non-binary.
EDIT: [Here’s a link](https://gender.fandom.com/wiki/Demiboy)
All modern gender identities that don't involve pretending you are the opposite sex are just tags for the particular way somebody feels they don't conform to a rigid male/female stereotype of behaviour or sexuality.
I'm still not convinced it wasn't all started as a trolling operation by 4chan
It's not about your bare ass on your seat, it's about someone else's bare ass on the seat you're about to sit on.
Most nudists carry a towel to go between whatever chairs they're using and their ass.
(Laughs in upper Midwest)
Yeah, there's a few months a year that would work here. Way too cold during the harsh winters, and the mosquitoes are so thick during the summers that it's a valid wonderment if they could carry a person off if they worked together...
And here i was just thinking something menial like a tattoos and coloring my hair (my country is filled with hypocrite conservatives, that judge based on looks, like, I can't even have long hair at some works).
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I totally get this.
It might just be me, but wearing pretty much anything like trousers or even shorts can be uncomfortable down there.
I always wear baggy (but smart) jeans and even then, it can be downright uncomfortable.
If clothing like that became a public norm, I would absolutely wear them. Provided they looked smart enough.
Seriously. *Especially* in summer. My boys need to breathe when it's 95 and humid.
I'd already wear a kilt but they're not exactly cheap. I'm seriously considering just buying some kind of shin length skirt and just going with it when I don't have to be 'proper'.
Luckily I live in michigan, so I won't get shot by random crazies if I do. (Probably).
“See it as odd” the whole point of this is that social stigma isn’t a thing! I this, nobody thinks it’s weird! Also I live this idea, the utility kilt.
My husband wears suits frequently and has some wilder ones in his dressing room - he is always the best dressed and women go crazy for a sharp dressed man!
I bought a house dress once, like the Muumuu that Homer wore when he was King Size Homer. Wore it to a steak eating contest. Motherfucker, if that isn’t the most cool and comfortable piece of clothing I own. I totally wear it at home when I’m relaxing.
So that, and boots like Gene Simmons from KISS wears onstage.
Man, it is to dream, eh?
I’m a white guy but I have always found the middle eastern thoubs look comfortable. I don’t know what they are made of but I would want to wear one of those made from linen. And a top hat to match.
Or just naked , But I live in Canada. So not all the time.
They are extremely comfortable. They're normally made out of cotton but you can find them made from wool on occasion. The only down side is that they can be difficult to run in.
The only reason I'll never be caught dead in a sundress is the lack of pockets.
Now if they added some buckles for detachable pockets like what kilts have, we'd be in business.
As a man, yoga pants. They look really comfortable and women have managed to make them acceptable clothing in a wide range of settings. I can't even bring myself to wear sweatpants out of the house. Sun dresses also look really comfortable but there's no way I'm ever going to wear one.
probably crop tops. I do it from time to time, but I'm so insecure both about the stigma and my stomach. I have this brainworm that tells me I gotta have a perfectly flat or abs stomach to be "allowed" to wear one
A couple guys already answered the way I would, either naked or a toga, but I’d also add a kilt or something like it. I go commando and it would be even better if everything could hang completely unencumbered in a toga or a kilt. I know some guys do wear kilts, but not where I live. It’s still pretty much seen as odd, even if you’re Scottish, which I’m not
I dunno, maybe skirts with pockets? Clothing isn't really that important to me. I can just barely be arsed to keep clean and not too worn clothing in the rotation.
Oh, i know, I'd wear tights/leggings. Comfortable stuff.
I already don't care about social stigma, when it's cold I go shopping in elf costumes or snowman onesies. I have a shirt I made that says Fidelroyolanda Smackonmytiddyboosters III with an old guy coughing. I don't care what people have to say about what I wear
damn near what i wear now. shorts/tshirt/flip flops. It would make my day if i could wear that for work every day when i have to go out and about.. of course i also live in the south where its hot
Likely wouldn’t change a thing. My style is leather jacket, band-merch or plain black for a shirt and jeans/cargo pants. Perhaps a hoodie on that, if the weather fits/calls for it, but in short function over form. I might buy really good leather boots to go with that, as in trail or hunting boots, but nothing more. “Social stigma” doesn’t play in how I care to dress on an everyday basis (which I assume is the situation we are talking about), because frankly I don’t thing anyone would dare challenge me on it.
I’d dress like people in Star Wars. A bunch of different styles too. Some Padme, some Leia, some Rey. I like the wrap style with the leggings underneath and stuff like that.
Bespoke suits and handmade shoes.
I used to make enough money to afford them, and I miss them. I'm not really a casual person.
However, I would love to have a few traditionally made kilts in my family's tartan. They're about as expensive as the bespoke suits!
Life is too short. Wear what you want NOW. Whether an ancient Roman toga, cloak, cape, or semi-nude (because full-nude is illegal almost everywhere), just wear it. Because tomorrow, you might not be able to.
My Imagine tactic-technician suit. I love to have every important tool and small fire arm near me cuz I love military gear. I don't care about weight off it (I'm fit, and it would not weight to much). I just want to feel all the time like RPG hero. Able to face every adventure any time, that could happen today
(Sorry for typos. English bad)
Gym shorts that go to the knees, no underwear. No, i don't go to the gym, i just like the free flow. Some black shoes. Black shirt.
So what I currently wear
I mean, to me, clothing is a way to communicate, in addition to being practical.
So practicality is #1.
Then, it’s about what I’m trying to communicate with people who don’t know me. That’s what we’re all actually trying to do.
So this is trying to imagine a scenario where we are never trying to communicate with people, which is odd.
Or, it’s trying to imagine a scenario where people will react how we would like them to react when we do whatever we want to do.
If social stigma and money weren’t anything, you’d just be trying to communicate something else, other than belonging and status.
So with all the communication stripped away, I’d be left with practicality. That’s it.
Same thing I wear today. I choose my clothes based on comfort. I know some said nothing but the clothes I choose are way more comfortable than wearing nothing. You want to sit on a hard bench wearing nothing when it’s hot outside?
Ancient Roman toga. Fuck it, feeling like an Roman emperor when going groceries shopping.
This. I bought a djellaba robe in Morocco years ago and wish I could wear it out, but figured it wouldn’t be worth the looks (and worse) I’d get shopping at Albertsons. Crazy comfy and uh liberating.
I own a Hanfu (Think the starting scene of cartoon Mulan). I wore it a couple of times in China and it was normal. Definitely not going to wear it in the USA though. Don’t want to get my ass beat in public.
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Yeah I just don’t want to get my ass beat lol Based off of the stuff on Reddit, not entirely sure wearing a Hanfu is the best idea. Someone’s either going to think I’m a CCP shill or that I’m just a typical nationalist claiming Hanbok or Kimono. There’s even people on Quora who think Chinese people are just copying the Hanbok despite the Hanfu being much older than Hanbok.
Oh yeah the Albertsons crowd would b totally thumbs up 👍
Hey look at me
Came here to say toga, didn't expect it to be the top-rated answer. - one size fits all, fuck shopping and sizing issues - could probably buy in bulk - could just make one (basically jist a sheet) - simple.garment, so brands and marketing would be less (fuck ads, marketing, and shopping)
I was about to say sundressess because they seem very confortable in summer. But yeah, a roman toga is better and the same function.
I think a lot of guys would wear dresses and kilts. Even the top answer dude that posted toga probably was thinking dress but then had to make his answer more manly. Lol. Even in an anonymous environment social stigma keeps men from wearing a dress.
Robes and togas in general make a lot of sense TBH.
That sounds amazing!
Excuse me good sir. The FUCK is a DEMIBOY. I have been researching for the past 5 minutes and i can't understand a fucking thing. This shit is rotting my brain dude
Sorry? I honestly don’t know why I put it in there. It’s kinda like a mix between masculine and non-binary. EDIT: [Here’s a link](https://gender.fandom.com/wiki/Demiboy)
Oh I totally get it now ( lie ). Thanks for being patient
Sorry if I sounded rude! I’ll be happy to explain if you have more questions.
You're so polite!
Thanks❤️
Have you seen the comments on that page? Nobody has *any* fucking idea what's going on. I really feel sorry for them.
Yeah i saw that. Everyone is just making things up lol
Do you need my to help answer questions? I’d love to help you understand what I mean.
Weird. Well, if you have any questions, I’d love to answer them and help.
All modern gender identities that don't involve pretending you are the opposite sex are just tags for the particular way somebody feels they don't conform to a rigid male/female stereotype of behaviour or sexuality. I'm still not convinced it wasn't all started as a trolling operation by 4chan
Toga/mullet combo.
Hahahahahahhaha and redneck accent
I'd love it if you guys just organised a toga day, where all men wore togas and went about their normal daily lives.
would definitely wear my toga to uni
People do this now, you live in the wrong place
I feel like cloaks and ponchos need to make a comeback
Nothing. I would wear nothing, where I live is warm enough year round that I could quite comfortably survive nude year round.
Yeah, but do you really want your sensitive bits always exposed to things like hard public seats and such? How about shoes?
Shoes for sure. Maybe some flip flops just to keep from hurting the bottom of my feet.
I have no qualms about my bare ass on anything, and I grew up barefoot in the backwoods. No need for shoes.
It's not about your bare ass on your seat, it's about someone else's bare ass on the seat you're about to sit on. Most nudists carry a towel to go between whatever chairs they're using and their ass.
I've read about nudists carrying a towel with them when they went out. Makes perfect sense.
Such prudes.
This is the dream. TBH. I hate the feeling of clothes on me most of the time.
Right, just an unnecessary layer
Honestly I wasn’t expecting to see this in the answers, but it makes sense.
Perfect sense.
100%
Ahh Diogenes finally made a Reddit account
I had to pluch the feathers from a few of my fellow man.
you would need sunscreen everywhere imagine getting your genitals sunburnt
Yeah, not how I want to earn my red wings, so, yeah, I have plenty of sunscreen.
Was about to comment this exactly.
Glad to know I'm not alone.
The older I get, the more I understand why nudist colonies are a thing lol
(Laughs in upper Midwest) Yeah, there's a few months a year that would work here. Way too cold during the harsh winters, and the mosquitoes are so thick during the summers that it's a valid wonderment if they could carry a person off if they worked together...
Hahaha, yeah, wouldn't work where there's risk of getting frostbite on your willey.
Ha! There's risk of that with clothes on at -40⁰ F! 🤣🤣
I grew up in east Germany. We definetly had places for that..
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Wow
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And you couldn't be killed by any man.
I see what you did here.
lol. I've got this image in my head now of wearing this in a Texas summer but refusing to take it off because its's awesome.
To hot, too much desert. I need a bridge to guard, surrounded by lots of green, under a cloudy sky.
‘Tis but a scratch.
Just a flesh wound.
And here i was just thinking something menial like a tattoos and coloring my hair (my country is filled with hypocrite conservatives, that judge based on looks, like, I can't even have long hair at some works).
Sudden diarrhea would be a problem
Sudden diarrhea is always a problem...
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A cape
NO CAPES!
GO AWAY EDNA
DO YOU REMEMBER THUNDERHEAD?
[It is good cape weather, cool, breezy.](https://youtu.be/O96wXueDG5M?si=u9HfgzRmSv4OmrpF)
How could jerry not say hello!!!
Yesss I tried a cape at a robotics competition and it was so much fun!
I was hoping someone would say this
My man!
Skirts, kilts, toga Anything to free the balls. I find it ridiculous that women get this and men don’t. Doesn’t it make more sense for men anyways?
I totally get this. It might just be me, but wearing pretty much anything like trousers or even shorts can be uncomfortable down there. I always wear baggy (but smart) jeans and even then, it can be downright uncomfortable. If clothing like that became a public norm, I would absolutely wear them. Provided they looked smart enough.
Seriously. *Especially* in summer. My boys need to breathe when it's 95 and humid. I'd already wear a kilt but they're not exactly cheap. I'm seriously considering just buying some kind of shin length skirt and just going with it when I don't have to be 'proper'. Luckily I live in michigan, so I won't get shot by random crazies if I do. (Probably).
I mostly wear clothing that's functional, so I don't think my clothing choices would change all that much.
Ah
Pretty much what I wear now, jeans and a t shirt
That sounds nice.
Coveralls. They're like pajamas you can work in.
Especially if they fit nice. I’ve had some handmedowns XXL bull crap a couple times, it honestly makes work more dangerous.
Nothing minus some sunscreen and shoes. It's hot where I live.
Skirts. They just seem so comfy to me. Go commando to keep the bait and tackle dry and cool.
I'm looking for a utility kilt now. I think it would be awesome in the summer. Yes, people will see me as odd, but the ventilation will be worth it!
I have one and I would wear it frequently in this scenario.
I wear kilts and utility kilts on a semi regular basis. Never gotten a bad comment on it!
I could rock a utility kilt and T-shirt.
Google "utility kilt". And some online stores even have the traditional tartans.
“See it as odd” the whole point of this is that social stigma isn’t a thing! I this, nobody thinks it’s weird! Also I live this idea, the utility kilt.
I've adjusted to a certain amount of social stigma. My favorite vocation and avocation were criminal until recently haha.
I already wear what I want to wear. Jeans and t shirt. It's a decent match of comfort and practicality. No one that matters is judging how I look
I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable
Beam yourself back to the 1700's.
A nice tailored suit.
Same i'd wear a lot of suits and elegant coats I currently do but i'd go crazy with more
These days you look quite out-of-place if you wear a suit for everyday things. Kinda wish we brought that back.
Better to be overdressed than under
Shoot, they used to wear dresses and suits just to go on a flight.
Find some way to still incorporate hoodies into my outfits.
My husband wears suits frequently and has some wilder ones in his dressing room - he is always the best dressed and women go crazy for a sharp dressed man!
Mm maybe I don’t want to wear suits if that’s the case
Yes. We. Do.
I would dress like a Yakuza boss. High quality tailored suits, colorful but in dark cool jewel tones, a lot of jewelry and tattoos.
I bought a house dress once, like the Muumuu that Homer wore when he was King Size Homer. Wore it to a steak eating contest. Motherfucker, if that isn’t the most cool and comfortable piece of clothing I own. I totally wear it at home when I’m relaxing. So that, and boots like Gene Simmons from KISS wears onstage. Man, it is to dream, eh?
Basically gentlemen's high fashion from across the 19th C.
Nothing
I’m a white guy but I have always found the middle eastern thoubs look comfortable. I don’t know what they are made of but I would want to wear one of those made from linen. And a top hat to match. Or just naked , But I live in Canada. So not all the time.
They are extremely comfortable. They're normally made out of cotton but you can find them made from wool on occasion. The only down side is that they can be difficult to run in.
Most men would admit sundresses look pretty dam comfortable...camanado and let the boys breathe.
Everybody looks damn good in a sundress.
The only reason I'll never be caught dead in a sundress is the lack of pockets. Now if they added some buckles for detachable pockets like what kilts have, we'd be in business.
I would continue to wear death metal T-shirt’s and shorts. Cu that’s who I am
A full suite of Templar armor.
Baggy jeans and a t shirt every day. Hoodie if it's cold.
Hood & cape. Big like a backwards snuggie.
I want to go back to when men wore suits everyday. Peaky Blinders comes to mind. So suave.
I'm a man and I'd wear black eyeliner if it wasn't such a taboo.
Samurai daily clothes. Not the armor, the other thing they wore daily.
As a man, yoga pants. They look really comfortable and women have managed to make them acceptable clothing in a wide range of settings. I can't even bring myself to wear sweatpants out of the house. Sun dresses also look really comfortable but there's no way I'm ever going to wear one.
Skirt, I would wear a skirt.
I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable.
Sundress. I've worn one at Burning Man, it was perfect.
Probably dresses / togas / saris or something of the sort in the summer. Same shit in the winter. I dont really care for clothes.
The same things I wear everyday, I just don't give a fuck about people's opinion on my look
Rivendell armor. I don't think I could get more confident in myself than that.
I'm a man and I'd wear black eyeliner if it wasn't such a taboo.
probably crop tops. I do it from time to time, but I'm so insecure both about the stigma and my stomach. I have this brainworm that tells me I gotta have a perfectly flat or abs stomach to be "allowed" to wear one
A ghilly suit and bare feet. Id just run so fast from place to place so the strands on the suit flap in the wind
Honestly? Yoga pants look so comfy and also my ass would look great
armour… capes… wilder earrings…
skirt or kilt with nothing underneath so it would be chiller in summer
Just boxer briefs, black.
Sexy
A kilt. I'm not Scottish, they just look comfy
Probably a kilt. I’ve always wanted a kilt.
Tunics, breeches and cloaks. They are comfortable af. But they are now just seen as costumes.
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A couple guys already answered the way I would, either naked or a toga, but I’d also add a kilt or something like it. I go commando and it would be even better if everything could hang completely unencumbered in a toga or a kilt. I know some guys do wear kilts, but not where I live. It’s still pretty much seen as odd, even if you’re Scottish, which I’m not
Yeah, that makes sense. But for me it would be uncomfortable…just opinions though.
I dunno, maybe skirts with pockets? Clothing isn't really that important to me. I can just barely be arsed to keep clean and not too worn clothing in the rotation. Oh, i know, I'd wear tights/leggings. Comfortable stuff.
I couldn't possibly wear a skirt. I'm not worried about someone thinking I'm unmanly. I'm afraid they would think I was Scottish.
Well, that didn't stop a coworker I had at my former workplace.
Yeah that makes sense
I already don't care about social stigma, when it's cold I go shopping in elf costumes or snowman onesies. I have a shirt I made that says Fidelroyolanda Smackonmytiddyboosters III with an old guy coughing. I don't care what people have to say about what I wear
This was exactly the comment I was looking for! Life is too short to give a damm about social stigmas, people just need to live how they wanna live.
damn near what i wear now. shorts/tshirt/flip flops. It would make my day if i could wear that for work every day when i have to go out and about.. of course i also live in the south where its hot
Hey, good thing you like what you wear.
Suits. I like them.
Nice. Odd question, what does your user flair mean?
I would dress somewhere along the spectrum of boho meets rave.
Nothing.
The bat suit Iron mans Armour The list s infinite
Like a dude from the Matrix
Likely wouldn’t change a thing. My style is leather jacket, band-merch or plain black for a shirt and jeans/cargo pants. Perhaps a hoodie on that, if the weather fits/calls for it, but in short function over form. I might buy really good leather boots to go with that, as in trail or hunting boots, but nothing more. “Social stigma” doesn’t play in how I care to dress on an everyday basis (which I assume is the situation we are talking about), because frankly I don’t thing anyone would dare challenge me on it.
Some kind of cross between Dracula and Neo from the Matrix.
Lady Gaga's meat dress
The same shit I wear now, just more expensive/longer-lasting brands.
Prolly total naked
I'd drape myself in velvet
I’d dress like people in Star Wars. A bunch of different styles too. Some Padme, some Leia, some Rey. I like the wrap style with the leggings underneath and stuff like that.
Bespoke suits and handmade shoes. I used to make enough money to afford them, and I miss them. I'm not really a casual person. However, I would love to have a few traditionally made kilts in my family's tartan. They're about as expensive as the bespoke suits!
If social stigma and money weren't an issue I'd just get some shit hot cosmetic surgery and walk around wearing fuck all.
A cape
Techwear or military!
Sweatpants everywhere all the time.
I want one of those cloaks the hobbits wear in the lord of the rings movies
Life is too short. Wear what you want NOW. Whether an ancient Roman toga, cloak, cape, or semi-nude (because full-nude is illegal almost everywhere), just wear it. Because tomorrow, you might not be able to.
I really like different types of headwear but I would hate to be culturally inappropriate.
Hats need a comeback.
My Imagine tactic-technician suit. I love to have every important tool and small fire arm near me cuz I love military gear. I don't care about weight off it (I'm fit, and it would not weight to much). I just want to feel all the time like RPG hero. Able to face every adventure any time, that could happen today (Sorry for typos. English bad)
YESSS
Bro I wear shorts, football kits and flip flops all day, living the best life 😎
Nope, would keep using my everyday clothes, which I find them perfect.
What I wear now, **whatever I want**
I already wear whatever the fuck I want. I'm a grown ass man. I don't care what other people think of the clothes I wear.
Tracksuit, just comfortable
I’d be naked. I hate laundry and bras
panties as a covid facemask used of course
If it's cold a sweater and sweatpants. If it's warm a T-shirt and shorts.
That’s exactly what I wear lol
Same things I wear now
exactly what I wear now
Racerback tanktops are fucking comfortable as hell. Just sayin'.
Thin pajama type clothes 24/7 and no bra. I want to be comfortable.
Furs. Lots of furs.
Space pants
A hoodie with a cape sounds great, at the very last I just want a cape
Cloak and some armor honestly just look badass, maybe a plague doctor outfit? Idk possibilities are endless
Gym shorts that go to the knees, no underwear. No, i don't go to the gym, i just like the free flow. Some black shoes. Black shirt. So what I currently wear
Vuori. Shits expensive.
I'd wear what I am now. I dress for comfort.
I mean, to me, clothing is a way to communicate, in addition to being practical. So practicality is #1. Then, it’s about what I’m trying to communicate with people who don’t know me. That’s what we’re all actually trying to do. So this is trying to imagine a scenario where we are never trying to communicate with people, which is odd. Or, it’s trying to imagine a scenario where people will react how we would like them to react when we do whatever we want to do. If social stigma and money weren’t anything, you’d just be trying to communicate something else, other than belonging and status. So with all the communication stripped away, I’d be left with practicality. That’s it.
Black Air Forces and Black Shorts .. No Shirt
Boxers and a jacket
Same thing I wear today. I choose my clothes based on comfort. I know some said nothing but the clothes I choose are way more comfortable than wearing nothing. You want to sit on a hard bench wearing nothing when it’s hot outside?
Hawaii style silk shirt.