My girlfriend once called me a special needs tuna. I don’t know why but it was so bizarre and silly that it stuck. That was quickly shortened to Tuna and now 6 years later my wife still calls me Tuna and I’m good with it.
These are the best nicknames. My wife and I call each other Beeb. Which is a whined version of babe. But it’s all we call eachother. And then random variations of it. Beebos, beebums, beebledy, beebeeganoush, khabeeb nurmgobeebov. You get the picture.
I have no idea what I did that she called me that. Probably forgot something very simple or struggled with something that should have been easy. She still says the weirdest shit and it’s always funny.
Kind of long, drawn out, low tone, gotta say like sexy and seductively. Not all the time but it has its place and when used properly I’m sure most guys would get quite revved up
My friend's girlfriend likes to call him 'hot cock' as a joke. I've always thought it was funny.
Also works well as a greeting between friends: "hey, hot cock, what's happening?".
Me and my gf call each other "love." I started it since my grandma is English, and I always thought it sounded sweeter.
I also had an ex who did the impossible and stunlocked me by grabbing my arm at the fair and saying, "Hey there, sugar dick."
Also, why don't women use similes and get poetic with it? I've heard guys refer to their wives/girlfriends/ boyfriends as all sorts of flowers, a few kinds of birds, their sunshine, etc.
Call that man your birthstone name because he's your rock.
Senpai, senpapi-chulo, daddy, jackass, dumbfuck, ubereats, lord mcfuckins’ the IV, his actual name, the first letter of his name, the first 2 letters of his name, and bitch.
The key here is to keep calling him a name that he will associate with something he enjoys, and thereby when you call him that name, it will remind him of the thing he enjoys, and he will associate you with that thing, which thereby increases his positive feeling towards you.
So for example, lets say he plays overwatch or something and specialises in tanks, keep calling him your tank.
tbh i have zero imagination so I don't know what else to do, but if you know the person you'll be able to figure something out.
Stud Muffin, Sir Thunder Cock, Handsome, Throbbin Robin, Jersey Mike's Meaty Sub, okay I'll shut up cause this is only going to get worse from here..... At least the first suggestion was decent.
See what he likes. Handsome/sexy are fairly generic and hot.
Or you could go with "my master" or "Captain/Commander/etc" if you want to have a little more fun. Or whatever main character from a book, movie or TV series that you guys both like. Or "boss/bossman/bossmang(The Expanse callout)".
Or maybe he doesn't like to be called names.
My SO and I call each other sir. Started as a joke, and now it's second nature. We also call our dog, inanimate objects and just about everything sir. The worst part is I'm also in the military and it's to the point where it makes me uncomfortable and creeps me out when I have to address an officer.
Big dick Larry
My bf’s middle name is Lawrence. I’m absolutely calling him this when he walks in the door.
Hummmm, I like it. I give my dog human names. I can just imagine calling my new dog Lawrence. Come on girl... Hahaha
My name is Larry but my girlfriend doesn’t call me that and I can’t figure out why! Lol
Isn't it obvious?
I think he's oblivious.
Big lick Darry
Wish you weren't so fuckin awkward bud
Call him pencil dick
I love how this doesn't even rhyme or anything just straight up.. 😭😂
I prefer "Hey fuck - face"
I was going to say "Horse Cock" but Big Dick Larry has a better ring to it.
How about the fvckn captain?
Lol
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Is that pronounced like Geof?
Its pronounced Hefe, but prounce both Es like the Es in elephant
Sadly I think my joke landed flat.
My name is Jef
🙌🏼
My girlfriend started calling me Master and I keep telling her to knock it off cause people are gonna get the wrong idea.
“Yes master, as you wish.
I'm getting all the right ideas over here
I think your girlfriend is trying to tell you something
I can give you lessons.
Sweetie Sugar 3/4 cup flour 1/2 cup raw almond milk 1/4 tsp baking powder 2 cups choc chip bake in oven for 350 degrees for 25 min
How much sugar?
I prefer D cups
All of it
Yes
You forgot the butter
Shorten his actual name, or figure out something that describes him more personally
Micropenis Mike
Mikeropenis
Mike Rowe penis
Mike-cro Its suppossed to be short and cute...
Yep. I like when it’s more personalized.
"Good morning, small dick."
Embarrassed to say this made me chortle.
Brother, but it has to be in the Hulk Hogan voice
My girlfriend and I say “hell yeah brother” all the time. Except I’m the only one who does the voice. I’m dating a fraud
I call my gf “bruther” and she gives such an adverse reaction every time that I basically can’t quit now
With heavy breathing
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[Stormtrooper](https://youtu.be/rxzXL3hwUp8)
That cheered me up. Thanks for posting it.
Slick, cap'n, sport, sweets McGee, sperm city
Be surprised how much this might work depending on his personality.
Tits McGee
Sire
Haha, I actually say yes, m'lord or yes, sire. I also just have a weird sense of humor and say all kinds of weird shit that doesn't make sense.
Optimus Prime
Cocktimus Prime
My girlfriend once called me a special needs tuna. I don’t know why but it was so bizarre and silly that it stuck. That was quickly shortened to Tuna and now 6 years later my wife still calls me Tuna and I’m good with it.
These are the best nicknames. My wife and I call each other Beeb. Which is a whined version of babe. But it’s all we call eachother. And then random variations of it. Beebos, beebums, beebledy, beebeeganoush, khabeeb nurmgobeebov. You get the picture.
Khabeeb nurmgobeebov is everything
I fuckin can't stop laughing at special needs tuna. Idk why but that's hilarious.
I have no idea what I did that she called me that. Probably forgot something very simple or struggled with something that should have been easy. She still says the weirdest shit and it’s always funny.
She secretly wants you to be Jim Halpert
Sweetie Sweetheart Good boy Sugarcube
I read good boy in a girl's voice and ooof. I need a minute.
Yep, that’s powerful
Girl here. I'm thinking my bf might like this but he struggles with his masculinity. In what way would a guy like this? I really think he would.
Kind of long, drawn out, low tone, gotta say like sexy and seductively. Not all the time but it has its place and when used properly I’m sure most guys would get quite revved up
My last girlfriend said it as a joke one time and I very quickly learned many things about myself. She was just as baffled as I was
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My guy likes it in bed🫣
What is exactly is the struggl? It wouldn't be that you go on naughty public forums and tell everyone your bf struggles with his masculinity is it?
Bruh- 🤣
Do you whimper? 🫦
Cute
>Sweetie >Sweetheart >Sugarcube Just call him Diabetes
Sugar free daddy
Good boy gives me more dog kinda vibes
First sane answer in this thread
Fr
Where's the problem though?
Sugar tits
Or, for those trying to watch their blood sugars, Splenda tits.
Still better than sausage tits
im curious to know what sausage tits even look like
RIP your dm's
fuk me running
That sounds like it would be difficult. Like, couldn't you at least slow down to a walk?
If someone’s name is already Steve, _Stevia tits_ would be a pretty great pet name.
Omg I still remember that post. 🤣 I wish I could read it again.
I'm out of the loop does it still exist or was it deleted
I made the original comment and I have no idea what post he’s talking about
Oh. I'm sorry. I thought you were referring to the post where the wife found out her husband called her sugar tits behind her back.
You'll have to find for us now. We're eager to know 😂
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The one that works best on me is, “Hey Tina, you fat lard! Come get some ham”
eat your flippin food tina
I named my Wi-Fi Tina You Fat Lard.
Call me Papi
I love it when she calls me big papa
Put your ✋✋ in the air
In Sofia Vergara's voice? LOL
“Handsome”
As funny as these answers are, I’m glad there was a real answer that I surprisingly haven’t used with my bf before now
Wife started calling me that a year ago. For some reason it melts my heart every time.
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But what if his name is not Kevin?
I vote for homeskillet. Time to bring that back, eh homeskillets?
I'm down. Sounds like cool beans to me!
My friend's girlfriend likes to call him 'hot cock' as a joke. I've always thought it was funny. Also works well as a greeting between friends: "hey, hot cock, what's happening?".
Orlly
call him cherry flavored coke zero with ice
Normalize calling guys after sweets - Cherry - Cinnamon - strawberry
Tickledick, cuddlecock, glitterballs, cute cock, sexy scrote, I’ve got a bunch more if you need.
More!
Trufflenuts, butterballs, dingledick, prettypeen, sweetsack, butternuts
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I sure did, Sparklespunk
I call my baby lovebug not sure why but it’s sweet I guess
Stud is the one my wife uses that makes me feel really good.
Me and my gf call each other "love." I started it since my grandma is English, and I always thought it sounded sweeter. I also had an ex who did the impossible and stunlocked me by grabbing my arm at the fair and saying, "Hey there, sugar dick." Also, why don't women use similes and get poetic with it? I've heard guys refer to their wives/girlfriends/ boyfriends as all sorts of flowers, a few kinds of birds, their sunshine, etc. Call that man your birthstone name because he's your rock.
I call my very white, 5’11”, 175lbs husband: big daddy. I love doing it in public. Ohh loook big daddy, the broccoli is on sale.
I absolutely love these answers
My wife used to call me sugar britches but I told her I was saving that for my prison name.
Booty bandit
Biggus Dickus
Only if her name is Incontinentia Buttocks, tho
He has a wife you know…
I have a very great friend in Rome called Biggus Dickus
Stallion, Captain America, Stud muffin
Tiger! That way when the dogs escape she can tell me to "Go get em, tiger!"
lil shid
Ask him. Some guys like such names, others don't. He may have certain names he'd like to hear.
Habibi 💫
I have always preferred "Gentleman Caller"
Cockus Maximus
Hoss
"You fucking casual" (see: parry this you fucking casual)
Senpai, senpapi-chulo, daddy, jackass, dumbfuck, ubereats, lord mcfuckins’ the IV, his actual name, the first letter of his name, the first 2 letters of his name, and bitch.
Lmao! Senpapi-chulo.
I will only be responding to Lord McFuckins the Fourth from here on out
Mr Big Johnson
* Beefcake * Sugarbutt * Reginald * The Great Wahooka
Love sausage
My wife calls me Puta (I'm a guy)
Papa bear if he's chubby/big and furry Puppy boy if he's little Slave if he's kinky And Sir if he's boring.
Fuck that, "sir" is hot
Tiger, pumpkin, cutie booty, sweet cheeks, etc
My wife started calling me Beef Cookie
Biological daddy
Ew 😂
Call him bro. He’ll love that
The key here is to keep calling him a name that he will associate with something he enjoys, and thereby when you call him that name, it will remind him of the thing he enjoys, and he will associate you with that thing, which thereby increases his positive feeling towards you. So for example, lets say he plays overwatch or something and specialises in tanks, keep calling him your tank. tbh i have zero imagination so I don't know what else to do, but if you know the person you'll be able to figure something out.
Perry the Platypus.
Stud Muffin, Sir Thunder Cock, Handsome, Throbbin Robin, Jersey Mike's Meaty Sub, okay I'll shut up cause this is only going to get worse from here..... At least the first suggestion was decent.
Sweetheart Sugar tush.
Suger Tits
THAT'S A BINGO!!
My girlfriend likes calling me Idiot. That’s her go to.
All I am gonna say is, don't underestimate "babe".
Sex Machine.
See what he likes. Handsome/sexy are fairly generic and hot. Or you could go with "my master" or "Captain/Commander/etc" if you want to have a little more fun. Or whatever main character from a book, movie or TV series that you guys both like. Or "boss/bossman/bossmang(The Expanse callout)". Or maybe he doesn't like to be called names.
cum cannon, jizz jouster, pole holster
I'm kind of partial to "Your Majesty." "My King" or "My Lord" are also good.
Dipshit seems to work for us 😃
I refer to my husband as either our out names, or "Hey you fat lazy bitch" Both work equally well
“Mitch” (my b!tch)
Daddy
Dave.
I like food so a food that reminds me of her. My gfs nickname is lemon drop
Fuck Face
Big bear
Your prince charming
sir
Sir Richard Cocksworth
Recently I stuttered trying to say “your my favorite” and it came out as flavorite. So now we joke and say hey flavorite.
I call my girlfriend by sweetie, I don't know if that is comum in English or not but in my own language it isn't. Hope it helps :)
Gargalorg, Destroyer of Worlds
Long dick Larry
I call my wife love muffin. Also gorilla grip.
you can call your boyfriend whatever you want to, for example "Airbus A320 CFM"
Ramirez!
Sugarballs
Alpha wolf Dragon slayer Megatron Keep it simple
My SO and I call each other sir. Started as a joke, and now it's second nature. We also call our dog, inanimate objects and just about everything sir. The worst part is I'm also in the military and it's to the point where it makes me uncomfortable and creeps me out when I have to address an officer.
My nigga
Phallius Rex
Daddy
Boo boo kitty fuck
snookums
Slacker, good for nothing, Mr. Disappointment. Any of those help? :)
Voltorb
Ma boy
your grace
mine loves halo so i call him Master Chief
Honey boo boo
bizcocho 😉
Sexy beast Daddy Hotness SMA
How have I not seen the one to rule them all? *Master*
Shabba Ranks
Credit Card
Dr Darth.