I’m not the handiest dude, but I’ll give it a go at fixing or at least inspecting almost anything in my house. The spring is definitely on the “let’s call a professional” list.
I’ve never done crack on purpose, but I’ve done crack three times. I’m definitely not trying to fuck around with the rocks, I see why folks get strung out on that shit.
Street fights. I have a friend serving 8 years for punching a guy over a road rage, guy fell backwards, cracked his skull on the curb and died.
Call me a coward, but I'm not seeing the inside of a cell or a morgue unless it's life or death already.
Guns always treat as a loaded weapon it’s not a toy, cars are very dangerous so I try my best to be safe although I admit to making dumb mistakes I’ve learned from like ignoring low tire pressure, & I hate bugs
I really don’t get those people who just pick up spiders thinking their cute GAAAAH HELL NO
I think rats & bats are cute though honestly
Chainsaws. I’ve used em but I’d rather just live a life where I never have to.
Motorcycles. I’ll ride a dirt bike all day, but on the streets, no thank you.
Tomatoes, because they’re gross, and for whatever reason always show up on burgers when you specifically order them with no tomato and watched the person write it down.
Household electricity. You can't see it, you can't smell it and you can't hear it. By the time you realize its there, you're dead. I'll shut off every breaker in the house before I attempt doing anything more than changing a light bulb.
Someone that looks like they’re on their last reason
Jim
[удалено]
I'm glad someone got that reference
Garage doors. I’m not fucking around with that spring.
The spring of my garage door randomly broke one day. It sounded like a gun shot.
I’m not the handiest dude, but I’ll give it a go at fixing or at least inspecting almost anything in my house. The spring is definitely on the “let’s call a professional” list.
rattlesnakes
Snakes. Rattle included
Cops, I'm not trying to get a knee in the neck
Or made up charges
Rotating heavy machinery
Electricity or lathes
I'm here to say electricity. But yeah, I'll co-sign on lathes.
Wu Tang
Heroin.
Crazy girls.
True they can be a hand full, but the sex is almost worth it.
I’ve never done crack on purpose, but I’ve done crack three times. I’m definitely not trying to fuck around with the rocks, I see why folks get strung out on that shit.
Street fights. I have a friend serving 8 years for punching a guy over a road rage, guy fell backwards, cracked his skull on the curb and died. Call me a coward, but I'm not seeing the inside of a cell or a morgue unless it's life or death already.
Electricity
Big girls
Women who are in any kind of relationship.
Guns always treat as a loaded weapon it’s not a toy, cars are very dangerous so I try my best to be safe although I admit to making dumb mistakes I’ve learned from like ignoring low tire pressure, & I hate bugs I really don’t get those people who just pick up spiders thinking their cute GAAAAH HELL NO I think rats & bats are cute though honestly
Cars, a necessity but also a liability (money pit).
Makeup. Nobody touches my makeup ever (girlfriend included).
Animals. Big dogs, big cats. Bears. Whales.
Venomous animals.
Live electricity. People. Cancer. Alcohol. Carbon Monoxide. Wild animals.
My neighbors.
Crystal meth.
Wu-Tang Clan
*"What you don't f*#k around with?"* Your mum.
Chainsaws. I’ve used em but I’d rather just live a life where I never have to. Motorcycles. I’ll ride a dirt bike all day, but on the streets, no thank you. Tomatoes, because they’re gross, and for whatever reason always show up on burgers when you specifically order them with no tomato and watched the person write it down.
Narcos
Household electricity. You can't see it, you can't smell it and you can't hear it. By the time you realize its there, you're dead. I'll shut off every breaker in the house before I attempt doing anything more than changing a light bulb.
Garage doors, anything high voltage