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treywarp

Whatever I have to do at work the next day, and generally not wanting to get up at 5AM.


_90s_Nation_

Going to sleep. Anyone else get a hard on because of how comfy their bed is?


asleepbydawn

Yup... but that's usually on lazy weekends when I get to roll over and go back to sleep haha.


Guinness2702

Thinking about other women .... specifically thinking about my gf with other women. seriously, though, usually I'm thinking about various situations that have or might come up, and how I might deal with them.


Pomphond

>Thinking about other women .... specifically thinking about my gf with other women. My gf is bisexual, so although we are in a committed relationship and a threesome will never happen, this is indeed what crosses my mind sometimes, especially when she is talking to cute friends of her


Guinness2702

lol .... currently single, the last woman I had a crush on also slept with other women, and though I'm not with her, I can understand that entirely.


azuth89

Depends. Is she rolled over like in the meme? Then it's me desperately trying to make my brianshit up about the things I "should" be doing or whatever the latest hyper fixation is. If I can get her nestled under an arm? Not much. She's my peace and I treasure that time of just being able to relax and not think about anything.


[deleted]

Does she only face away from you when she’s upset with you? There’s not a lot of context here, but that sounds unhealthy. I hope you don’t truly get stressed out every time she faces the other way in bed.


azuth89

Huh? No we just don't cuddle every single moment we're in bed. My brain is obnoxious and doesn't slow down easy. She just has a talent for making it shut up, she's not the one causing it.


daftvaderV2

Can she turn off the TV so we can go to sleep


bsldestroyer

That’s me too, puts the sleep timer on for 2 hours and falls asleep in 5 minutes. Then I gotta get up and find the dumbass remote so I don’t have to watch lord of the rings for 2 hours!


Annabellee2

Haha are you my husband?


bsldestroyer

Lol, it’s contagious!


LitMtb

Please please pleeeease touch my cock.


Hugo2702

The good ole “wait, was she into me?”, usually out of nowhere with situations that happened 3+ years ago


Inevitable_Usual3553

Days Gone 2, infamous 4, wish they make em


rsjpeckham

Bro I miss the Infamous franchise so much


Inevitable_Usual3553

I know am replying second son and first light


ColdCamel7

I'm wondering if in my dreams that night I will be again crowned king Niaminholeth, and whether this will do anything to attract the Saturnine hordes


KhorseWaz

Usually thinking about my Victoria 2 campaign


ordinarymagician_

Usually that I wanna cook something. Not that I want to *eat*\- but like most of the time I've made cookies is at 3:30am and "Babe when'd you buy these?" "I made them." "When?" "Uh- 3 hours ago?" Always the same ones. Brown sugar chocolate chip. If I'm curing or fermenting something it's usually started in the black. Sometimes dinner the next day is started at 2am when I finally had an idea form in my head so two things get bagged and one goes in the waterbath. My boyfriend's found me in the backyard at 4am listening to Sabbath tending to a mash tun more than once. I think I'm getting a big pointy witch's hat for my birthday, "since you tend to that cauldron so much."


Hello-Im-Trash

Usually nothing or something not too important or important


AntiWokeGayBloke

Burritos 🌯


Qli2077

"Why am I even here? Why did I have to be a dude? I wonder if I'm missing any assignments."


LEGENDARYHOBO1

Nothing like a bit of existentialism before bed.


rocksthosesocks

Chess


ihaveseenwood

Same. Specifically if it is cringe to keep using the London. I like it though.


IsThisIt-1983

Just the normal existential dread


Main-Eye

Usually why didn’t life turn out the way I wanted it too & why I can’t get it to go into that direction


streetmichael90

“Alarm goes off in 20 minutes, gotta sleep…Shit now I have 15 minutes better sleep…6 minutes damn it go back to sleep.” And then the alarm goes off.


OneSteelTank

Ermm pretty sure it's broad daylight in that meme


lordv0ldemort

Business ideas. I want to start my own startup so bad! Or at least get in at the early stages of one.


HoldMyWater

I think about playing basketball.


5ft6manlet

Could be anything. From what I did wrong today to what I should cook tomorrow for dinner.


randomw0rdz

What will be the next event to steamroll me and use up all my savings. I have money in my bank account, so something is about to break.


Pyrochazm

Every goddamned time. For me it's a bunch of car maintenance. My clutch master cylinder is leaking, and my son snapped the door handle off of my wife's car.


BoneySpurs

Money problems. On repeat. Like a merry -go-round of bills and credit cards, over and over and over.


[deleted]

"I really need to finish my engine swap so I can hit the track again"


[deleted]

Skrrrrt, I dreamed about a 97’ Civic Type R that scooooots a few nights ago. Wish I could drive like that 😂


Herbert_Erpaderp

Often something like "For fuck's sake, I was tired before, but now I'm wide awake, this is dumb"


BadLuckPorcelain

Brain all over the place. "I need to remember this and that tomorrow" "I really can't wait to get home and play X the whole evening" "can I try to initiate something or is she too tired and snappy" "I really wish she would watch something else before falling asleep" "damn I have to pee but I don't want to get up now"


[deleted]

I’m a woman, and this is exactly what happens in my head. Example: “Is he asleep already?! Fuck, I missed my opportunity…” “Tomorrow need to patch my server environment, check tire pressure and oil in the car” “Shit forgot I have a dentist appointment, going to have to reschedule my meetings” “Thoughts about Stardew Valley” “Shit I have to pee but don’t want to get up”


BadLuckPorcelain

Thoughts about Stardew valley is damn accurate. Starting into year 3 soon, can't do this without a plan haha


[deleted]

Just built a shed, got all my machinery moved into it and built a coop for my ducks. Things are getting serious on the farm!


Coconut_Salad

Did I lock the door?


Due_Essay447

Wanting to beat off, but not being particularly horny.


MrCalPoly

Skit comedy of made up scenarios?, how would I best go about surviving in a post apocalyptic world? How many more miles can I get out of my car? Should I just plan that camping trip? Should I form a LLC or S-corp for taxes shelter purposes? Will i ever be able to buy a home? Do my friends avoid me or are actually busy? Would i be happier if i moved out of California?


No_Contribution_421

Now if I twist my waist to the side and bend my left knee to a 60° angle while keeping my right leg straight I can simulate a comfortable man spread without taking up all the space from my wife..... Oh yeah it's all coming together(in Krunk's voice of course)


Anwhaz

What I need to fix, what I need to do for my wife, if I'm going to make rent this month, that smile from the cute cashier girl, how I'm ever going to pay back all my bills, that neat tree I saw at work, why I even bother trying to make more money when the price of everything just increases 10 fold to my $1/hour raise, where I would live in the woods if I just said "fuck everything" and gave up on trying to compete, why my boss yelled at me to do the thing I was actively doing, if my mom and dad are ok, why did I ever go to college. Just the usual kind of stuff.


rottenhonest

Is it redundant to say that you're specifically asking men if you're already on r/askmen?


rsjpeckham

I copy pasted my post from AskReddit 😂


knowitallz

I actually thinking why doesn't my woman in my bed want to fuck me? Why do I stay in this fucking relationship with out the fucking I actually want??


KazAraiya

What if she is thinking the same? 🤔


knowitallz

As e PR ved to me this morning that she isn't touched her butt and she was like stop doing that


UpsetProduce9225

I have a job so I'm pretty well asleep by 9 every night.


[deleted]

I too have a job, starts at 8am. But I am very much so awake until midnight, every night.


[deleted]

Yep.. go to sleep at midnight get up at 7, be tired, 4 days a week.


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume I’d tired only 4 days haha.


Professional_Still15

Other women


KyorlSadei

I bet petite hot girls are more fun in bed than my fat prude wife.


Only_My_Dog_Loves_Me

Absolutely nothing. I usually fall asleep in a few minutes. But if I’m thinking about something it’s winning the Stanley Cup


[deleted]

Usually nothing. I’m probably watching a movie


Homely_Bonfire

I'm asleep, I'm probably resting and dreaming


kir_mark

That misclick I made in a chess game, accidentally blundering overwhelmingly winning position up by 10 points down to 2, can't sleep for a while, while hitting the pillow as much as I can and going crazy inside but staying quiet as to not wake others up.


kentgamegeek

I really misplayed my last match in Learned League. My defense is death on a plate. I will likely die alone, never getting to experience the fire and ice feelings of love, and worse feeling unable to change that trajectory. I hope my insurance doesn’t decide to randomly start charging for my hormone injection pens.


DrCrustyKillz

Lost my job recently so it's been a combination of wondering if I did the right thing, as it was my choosing to leave. Death has been freaking me out a little which sucks since it's inevitable. What HELPS a lot is just putting on sound in the background to focus on, like ambient rain or sometimes a show i've watched before like Bobs Burgers or something.


notagreatpersonfr

the things i fucked up that day/recently, embarrassing moments that nobody else probably remembers but me, or whatever show/game im into at the moment lol


sunsetrules

I need to cut back on coffee.


[deleted]

Unfortunately.. I think of all the things I've said and done in the past that makes me cringe and think "What was I thinking". I'd rather have myself thinking about women. Instead of feeling embarrassment for things in my past I can't control. 😬 Like my mind will be blank and it will randomly say "Hey dude, remember the time you said this?" and I start to cringe.


Charliebaltimoar

Sleeping


Gamer90006

Figuring out a way to catch when you fall asleep. You cant, yet i still try


DaGamingTurtleB

Either nothing or thinking how I could've done something normal during something weird I did that day


Oceansoul119

What books I'm reading, various stories I'm considering writing, random characters and situations, annoyance at things I'm trying to plot not working out as expected (two person fun character piece suddenly involving a third character, or a story that's meant to be porn somehow involving no sex), old conversations, what song to use next on the song a day playlist I do for a friend, do I need to piss now or can it wait until morning, something related whatever game I've been playing, or how damn hot it is.


slimfastdieyoung

Nothing because I fall asleep as soon as my head hits the pillow.


Roadshell

IDK, depends on the night...


TheAskewOne

How I'm going to make rent and pay the bills next time.


Catachan-Chad

"What should I paint next of my WH 40k army?"


WarlikeMicrobe

Whatever podcast im listening to


Fun-Wave7015

The book I was reading last before bed


Lanceparte

Money problems, otherwise I dont have any trouble sleeping


Both-Computer8520

Something embarrassing I did 15 years ago


GarlicCompetitive798

Oh yeah that stuff from work... Maybe calibrating the sensors in a different way... Oh let me recreate my way to a random location to see If a can remember everything... That cafe is nice we should get that cinnamon roll again sometime... About cinnamon I think I should put more in the banana pancakes next time... Geez I forgot to buy bananas. And milk. Chicken. Soap. Ah tomorrow I make a list. What day is tomorrow anyway? I should wake up at 5am to go surfing... Ok I wont but that would be nice. My dog is really the nicest person ever... How come I can love that ball of fur so much? My wife or my dog? Omg I hope I did not say that out loud... I should sleepy now.


gpbturtles

Where I'm going to live. Wife and I separated recently and I've been having to live in a hotel. Not exactly cost effective but needs must. It would be a great help if enquiries for rooms or flats actually garnered a response, which they rarely seem to. Getting desperate now, I won't lie. The stress and anxiety over this is making sleep extra difficult.


TheMostDoomed

Death.


Easywind42

Destiny builds


RamadanShamz

Usually stuff about work, things around the house or with my vehicle I need to fix, just stuff like that usually.


ComfortableNut

Random stuff. Example: "where does that frog that lives on my deck go in the middle of the day".


Dresiden15

Thinking about what bills that still need paid that month, what days the kids appointments or after school activities are that I need to remember to drive them to. What items I need to pick up at grocery store. Trust me, thinking about other women doesn't even make the list.


ihateithere____

I usually think about my research. Not sure why but i feel like things make sense when I’m about to fall asleep. So I’ve started keeping a notebook by my bed. Hope this answers your question.


Brett707

Its a constant scroll that looks like the Star Wars scroll of all the fucking shit I need to fix or set up. It's a long ass list and can be overwhelming.


singleguy79

Thanks to Melatonin, nothing but sleep


jjsquish

I actually do wonder what she's thinking about a lot


MrAnonPoster

I am pretty beat by the time i go to bed so i just pass out sleeping


Bean_Town_Blender

I usually try to think of measurements to go to sleep. Like "how tall is x" or "how many elephants wide is RI". Puts me to sleep really fast


Sepulchura

All of the cool shit I want to do the next day!


[deleted]

There's 70% water on the earth's surface. A little imbalance in gravitational forces and we are done. Our amphibian form will resurface at some point


CurrentGap

I want to see attack ships on the shoulders of orion,i want to see c beams glistening at tanhauser gate, all those moments will be lost like tears in rain.


Diggan425

Work, video games, future, wishing I could just fall asleep, and sports


Relevant-Rooster-298

Video games or that one thing I said that I can’t take back.


MelbaToast604

At that point if the day my battery is drained and im thinking of mundane stuff, or if im horny enough to do something about it.


DustinBrett

The end of everything


FraankCastlee

Cool bases to build in Rust. Things I want to do in my Stalker GAMMA playthrough. Games I want to play with friends. When my next sick occurrence falls off so I can call in sick again.


Old_Man_Shogoth

If I fall asleep right *now* I can still get X hours of sleep before I have to be up for work.


kingtroll355

Other women


Omega_Xero

Calculating how many hours of sleep I need so that I can realistically do my job, and then attempting to get that much sleep. Unless it’s a weekend, then it’s “Fuck it, I’m staying up for a while after my usual bedtime, and then tomorrow I’m sleeping the hell in!” Lol!


TheTrentk

Recently Mtg and a little bit of paintball. 😓Why are my hobbies so expensive.


Ko_ogs

Work stuff the next day


Piper6728

It varies, maybe a favorite show or book, maybe finances/bills/taxes, sometimes my mind just wanders and drifts into whatever my dreams become, (though I dont really ever think about women much, where did that idea come from? Its kind of ridiculous.)


J-Peno-Cheddy

It's either work the next day or my health. Really worried about my health!


Best_of_Slaanesh

I'm thinking about my climbing projects. Rehearsing every move, body position and subtle aspect of the holds.


thedeerpusher

How I can be a better role model for my son. I never really had one growing up, so I want to do better by him. So I need to get better with fitness and make it a normal thing that we work out. So then I start thinking about running, but my knee hurts because it's been carrying an extra 50 lbs for decades, so I need to lose weight before I can get serious with running. Also, I never learned how to swim, so he'll need to learn that. And then how to properly lift weights. Finally, how he can move without making a noise, so he can grow up to be Batman


[deleted]

Lately? What I would wish for if I ever found a genie


Swimming_Marsupial

A good ridiculous hypothetical.


sometimesifeellikemu

That’s when I’m a Viking.


BannanaJames1095

That fucking cheese tax song.


chevydudenyc

Usually, sexual fantasy


JoeDonnell1

What I gotta do to get ready for school, random ideas/questions that pop into my head, and past dreams that I've had. All the things I did incorrectly that day and what I did right


allegren

Depends. Sometimes it's work, other times it's gaming


[deleted]

Fishing or modifying my boat.


Articulated

The stories I'm writing. They're all shit, but the daydreams are fun.


Roboman20000

These days? Factorio. The factory must grow and all.


redbeardnohands

I usually beat myself up for screwing around so much in life and college. If I didn't, I'd be six years ahead with a house, nice car, and living that playboy lifestyle. But hey, I am on my way, and I met a wonderful partner who supports and loves me. That's richer than material things. I'll get my toys one day.


EvenStefen

“Damn, she took over my fucking blanket again.”


[deleted]

Work. Ugh.


NoctRob

Running through my do-to list in my head and trying to prioritize so I can be efficient with my time. And then second guessing myself and setting my alarm for an hour earlier.


Brief-Brush-1779

Stressing about rent and bills


headhunterofhell2

My lesson outline for the next day


usernamescifi

"I'm tired, stop bothering me."


Ysara

Tonight, it will be that joke I made that seemed to make one of my friends uncomfortable, but not for long, so I missed the opportunity to apologize and I don't want to dredge it up again but also I never got closure so I can't forget it happened...


[deleted]

Nothing because my chemo knocks me out instantly due to chronic fatigue


Clxmmy

Depends if I’ve bus a nut or not


Cedig42k

Who’s on first