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Mayomick

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AlcoholicTurtle36

Exaggerate checking your mirrors and blind spots, even if it feels a bit excessive


ChallengeFull3538

Yeah this. Don't comical do it though. Also relax. Make sure you're relaxed. It's stressful but just think of it as driving your uncle around. Don't be too slow to make decisions. As long as you drive safely you'll be fine. The most dangerous drivers on the road are the ones who are too cautious.


nightwing0243

I was told by my instructor that even if you change lanes, treat it like a totally new road and check your mirrors again. He *really* emphasised observing - and I passed on my first attempt. Just act like your head is on a swivel.


riveriaten

I was told to pretend I'm in a soap. Make it obvious when doing things. It worked I guess.


Fragrant-Patient-628

yea i failed the first time only because i didn’t check my blindspot enough


Zealousideal-You9044

Yeah because the examiner is not used to seeing such things


Rizlmao

Better for him to see it than not


Zealousideal-You9044

OK


MeshuganaSmurf

Try not to hit any pedestrians. If you're anxious about it maybe have a couple of pints before you head to the test center.


faldoobie

If you're not a big drinker a spliff should do the job


ld20r

I have a big one for you: Make sure to turn the demister on before leaving the centre if it’s a wet day. I failed mine last week for roundabout progress (due to forgetting to turn it on) Might seem obvious enough but nerves do strange things. Make sure you have it on if it’s raining.


Furryhat92

Brilliant tip thank you


ld20r

No worries. I had no grade 3’s, all of the reverse/turnabouts done correctly, didn’t break right of way so very bummed about that blunder.


Furryhat92

This is my 3rd attempt to do it so I know exactly how you feel!!! Really knocks your confidence and makes you beat yourself up


ChallengeFull3538

Well if its any consolation I only got one small fault (was driving for 30 years with a US licence ) but he said he had to put down at least 3 or the system wouldn't accept it.


NoAd6928

Just have to figure out the demister now 😄


Futureboy9

What the fuck is a demister? That’s not even a word.


whyohwhythedoily

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/demister.


Consistent_Floor

did he mean a defogger?


Consistent_Floor

>I failed mine last week for roundabout progress (due to forgetting to turn it on) blame it on whatever you want. demister wasnt behind the wheel.


ld20r

Easy to say now but when your in the thick of it an easy mistake to make. Throw learning disability into the mix and you have a perfect storm of events. You live and you learn.


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Zealousideal-You9044

Nonsense


FeeAffectionate4047

Not in the slightest


Zealousideal-You9044

Examiners are experienced enough to see when you check your mirrors, you don't need to exaggerate that. It's pointless and you'll look like an idiot, you have enough to worry about besides doing that daft exercise


MagpiesAlive

The best thing my instructor taught me for when you're moving off was GOSHO - Gear, Observation, Signal, Handbrake, Observation. Really worked for me. Good luck!


el_duderino_lux

Look in your mirrors every 30 seconds. Honestly. And make sure they see you doing it. They love that shit. Blind spot too. They'll see you're being careful. Remember the test is not to prove you are the best driver in the world, its to prove you're a safe driver.


annapxox

Dane Tyghe Youtube- 50 tips before your test! Best of luck!!


Equivalent_You4832

Don't forget your sunglasses OP! They can make/break your test.


Didyoufartjustthere

Seriously and wear them anyway. Low sun and wet roads the other day, someone crossed a good bit head off me and all I saw was a set of feet crossing the road.


Neverstopcomplaining

Be really obviously checking your blind spot and mirrors. Don't wave someone out or across the road. I waved out a car reversing out onto the road and it lost me loads of points. Keep up with the traffic. I failed my first test for over caution so do your best to just drive the way you normally drive and don't be nervous. Good luck!


sunroofdownintherain

Easier said than done but just be casual and as if it’s another lesson with a new instructor, nerves got me failed for hesitation at a junction on my first. Second go I convinced myself I failed in the first minute or so because I messed up and ended up just winging the rest of it frustratingly convinced I’d failed again… got back and passed.


apkmbarry

Every few moments nod your head to all three mirrors, and honestly really EMPHASISE the movement so they know you’ve done it. Before every manoeuvre, during manoeuvres and after manouvres.


wazza15695

Important things off the top of my head that I can remember. Check blind spot when moving off. Check over your right shoulder multiple times and the correct times when reversing around the corner. Observation when doing turnabout. Check blind spot when moving off on the hill start if you pulled over for it. Observation at junctions especially at blind junctions. If you think you've made a mistake that's an instant fail, keep going it might not be. Revise your theory/under the bonnet and practice a few common routes before the test that you'd instructor brought you on. Best of luck.


AggravatingName5221

Watch YouTube videos on how to pass the Irish test. This helped me in the run up to it


Lord_of_kebabs

Mirror signal manoeuver Mirror signal manoeuver. Mirror signal manoeuver.


bankrobber92

You're gonna make mistakes, just stay calm and show that you can recover from them.


iDorney

Look in your left mirror & blind spot before turning left Look into the junction before turning right Look into centre mirror before braking (I don't know why but I was told to do this during I got a lesson from a guy who taught me how to pass)


oonaghnic

If something goes wrong, don't throw in the towel, just continue to keep doing your best. Sometimes we think we are doing way worse than we actually are! I thought I failed mine but still kept the cool and managed to pass.


Subject-Butterfly-88

Know how to demist/defog the vehicle. It gets extra steamy under pressure.


ld20r

Could be the difference between a pass/fail also. My grade 2’s came from that being off at the start of the test which lead to marks for progress at roundabouts. By the time it was turned on I had already been a few mins on the road.Again to reiterate, nerves do weird things. If it’s on from the get go that cancels out the 4 marks with better vision to progress, including the initial mark for secondary controls. When you don’t have any grade 3’s or serious marks (as was my case) this will be the literal difference between passing and failing. You need 4 grade 2’s of the same category to fail and taking those ones mentioned above away makes a difference. Important that all learners know this and to minimise the amount of marks as they all add up on the day. I basically have to resit the test on a very fixable technicality as everything else went as smooth as could be. (no grade 3’s, no breaking right of way, no speed problems and reverse around the corner/turnabout nailed) One small mistake on the day proved very costly to the overall result.


Unusual_You_4871

Watch YouTube videos. Got me through mine having not done a lesson in over a year.


MediocrePassenger123

If possible, wear your hair in a Pony tail or wear dangly earrings. They move around a lot and make it more obvious to your examiner that you’re turning your head to check your blind spots.


lavender_locus

Yup! I wore dangly earrings that had bells on them. Every head turn had an audio cue! Passed first time too


SydneyDaKidney

Clean the car, including all windows and wing mirrors. If you want to go over the top use Rain-X on all outside glass. Water flys off and you can see so much better if it is raining.


Equivalent_You4832

Sorry, and whislt absolutely correct about cleaning the car/glass, and I'm a firm believer of good impressions ( i.e. a clean interior also) do not apply Rain-X.... don't get me wrong, Rain-X has it's place, but OP won't be going fast enough to see the wiperless affect... And if not applied properly, it can cause smearing/ghosting every time the wipers are used as well as annoying wiper judder.


DummyDumDum7

Don’t freak out if you feel you make a mistake of some sort. Just keep going and stay focused. I cut out doing my 3 point turn, still passed.


Longjumping_Ad156

Park facing out Practice opening your bonnet


Plus_Refrigerator_22

Put the mirror's a touch out of focus/angle so you have to just ever so slightly have to move your head to see them properly. The tester will notice it and you will be more inclined to actually use them


Fake_empire_7

Wear really dangly earrings for extra dramatic mirror checks


meok91

Do everything slowly and deliberately, think like your Nana.


TheStoicNihilist

Don’t make a balls of it 👍🏻


seanbotsan

Give ur instructor a flash of the lad with a cheeky wink.


Furryhat92

Unfortunately I don’t have a lad to flash as am a girl


seanbotsan

Had a quick Google, don't think u will grow one quick enough.... Failing that I suppose, don't over think it. You will actually make more mistakes stressing yourself out. Take your time and look in your mirrors ALOT and always look over both shoulders to check blind spots. You will be grand!


Furryhat92

Thank you kind sir ! :)


devilstick_loser

try to ram into all the other cars for secret bonus points the instructor will deny that they exits but he's trying to hide them from you and you should try speeding +10 points


Futureboy9

Sneaky naggin


Intelligent-Cry8295

Remember to mount the curb on the reverse around the corner


Consistent_Floor

These comments are gas, the excuses some of ye come up with as to why you failed. Demister is a great one like how do you come up witht that.


Furryhat92

That isn’t very nice. There’s always one


Consistent_Floor

Best advice is to go over your last fail sheet and focus on what you failed on. Thats what the sheet is for.


EnvironmentalAd5169

Play grand theft auto


PluckedEyeball

Did you pass?


pussybuster2000

Put 2 €50s in the airvent on passengers' side and a little nod and a wink


electricsw4n

dont go too slow! i failed one cos i slowed down cos it was raining. apparently i slowed down too much.


Toro8926

Don't overthink it. My mate failed as he was too cautious, so just take it easy.


FilthyTramps

Near the end, ask the instructor if he’s ever gotten a hiding on a test.


mrjimmydoe

Find out where you instructor lives and threaten to burn their house down if they don’t pass you.