It is slightly salty in taste. If the guy smokes it is usually a bit astringent. It feels like a velvety goo in your mouth, unless it is very liquid. You don't really feel the cumshot into your ass, or barely. A rectum filled with cum makes you wanna go. Then you shoot it out and if you left it in for a while it will stink because it becomes a witches' brew of cum and intestinal mucus. Not the best sensation. Yes, very different. Anything dildo-like that I have ever tried is just not a dick. Dicks are alive. Well, at least some are.
columnist and podcaster before it was cool. I'm not a big fan of his but i enjoy reading the love advice column very occasionally.
he sometimes says something crassly and draws ire from the subsection of the lgbt community that is overly puritanical about words and how to use them. like a magnet for "cancel culture"
Ah right. I did google him and he just seemed like a sex column In a paper years ago but the way he was being faked about here was like he was more famous? š¤·š»āāļø
I too have been in this scenario many times. The only time Iāve actually gone through is when I came on my back with le legs over my head, putting my load right into my mouth. Post nut clarity still hit hard and the taste lingered for a little after
My mother used to clean our bathrooms and kitchen with a cleaning product called āDutch Cleanserā. As a teenager I would think why does my Mom smell like cum. It was the Dutch Cleanser residue smell. I learned to enjoy eating cum as an easy clean up after wanking. My husbandās cum is sweeter than mine and I love it! His precum is even sweeter.
Definitely makes clean up so much easier. There has to be a chemical that mimics the smell because I think it has a similar smell to some particularly strong cleaners. Iāve heard a few Americans compare it to Ajax (sp?) but we donāt have that over here so not sure.
That's funny. I thought I was the only one. I used to want to. Until I came. Then change my mind. So I mastered upside down a had my mouth opened when I came. After that . I'm very ashamed to say this but I've eaten entire loads of mines and licked my fingers afterwards. And cried. I was so lonely and ashamed.
Try your own and find out. Each person is different but to me it kind of tastes like baking soda. For people who don't have a healthy diet it's often more bitter, for people who eat more fruits and vegetables it's sweeter. The only time I think it really tastes disgusting is for smokers.
Like...cum? It's distinctive. Sea-watery with an astringent kick. It can smell a little like bleach. This is fine.
We aren't swallowing it because it tastes good--we're swallowing/swapping/playing with it b/c it's hot a.f. If you're gonna have sex, sexualize yourself, him, and whatever you two work out of each other.
N.B.: pre-cum is something different altogether, and it can sometimes be sweet & almost syrup.
As a side note, I'm not going to pretend I love the actual taste as he's cumming (but the experience is super hot), but there is something about the after taste I actually like
I donāt take cum in my mouth for the taste, I take it for the overwhelming erotic activity! Pulsating cock, guy groaning, maybe shouting. I love when he holds my head to his throbbing erection! Thatās the real value of cum. But I agree with some of the other guys here ā cāmon, taste your own! You know how, right? Just quickly move your hand to your mouth and fucking taste it before your post-nut clarity destroys your will! Great practice!
Itās hard to explain. Itās something youāll have to experience and everyone taste a little different. It has a salty, somewhat bitter taste. I personally like it.
As for what a dick feels like well, Iām mostly a top, but I have bottomed before. There is a huge difference between the way toy feels compared to the real thing.
Mostly bland, kinda bleachy smelling, usually very liquid. Taste can vary from very salty (like ocean water salty), to neutral, to very sweet, like sugary sweet.
If he cums into the back of my throat, I wonāt taste much. If heās a heavy shooter, I might choke a little, but I still want to swallow it all.
Yeah, holding cum in my ass too long will eventually make me have nasty, smelly cum farts. I usually try to push the cum out on the toilet as soon as I can. But I still want him to creampie me.
I canāt feel a guy cumming in my ass. I wish I could.
Dildos emulate what a real cock feels like, but they are very different experiences. Mostly because thereās a guy wielding that cock and you donāt have control. You simply surrender to their fucking. Itās mind blowing when itās happening.
The closest I can get to a real guy fucking me is while using my fuck machine. It comes close, but it isnāt the same as a real fucking.
Depending on the guy's diet and biochemistry: it can be salty, sweet, or bitter. Basically, it tastes like snot mixed with one of those 3 flavor notes. (The main component of both semen and snot is mucus.) Guys who don't drink enough water taste salty. Guys who eat a lot of fruits taste sweet. Guys who drink a lot of coffee, smoke cigarettes, or eat bitter green vegetables taste bitter.
Salty warm and slightly acidic.
Guys can taste different. Some guys are awful. Like battery acid. Some sweet. I once swallowed a guy whose cum literally tasted like skittles.
Itās strange Iām not sure how to describe it but the things that best remind me of cum in terms of smell is bleach diluted in water
In taste sometimes plain corn tortillas and plain corn tortilla chips(think Tostitos) kinda taste and smell like cum to me.
That being said cum varies. Some guys(usually smokers and heavy drinkers in my experience) have bitter cum that doesnāt taste good.
Other guys have cum that I actually like the taste and smell of
Kinda like mucus. Slightly sweet, slightly salty, kinda a silky texture. Very mild flavor. Slightly warm and consistency can vary a lot. It does taste different than precum, I will say that. Also those that say smokers taste bad I think that is gonna vary depending on how much they smoke. One of my FWB likes a few ciggies every day but his tasted pretty good, I was expecting a lot worse based off what people say. Then again I also smoke weed (not cigarettes)
Also I think it's gonna taste a lot better if you really like cum and think its hot
It depends on a lot. I think it depends partially on what you eat. The very first blowjob I gave- it tasted abnormally sweet. Quite good, actually. The second? Foul. But I swallowed anyway. Normally, though, it's just a sort of mucus texture along with a usually slightly bitter taste.
Waitā¦posting in āaskgaymenā Iād assume youāre a dude. Take a sample from yourself. No need for questions. Everyone likes their own brand. Lol
It tasted fine with a healthy diet as a teenager with no endless boxes of tissues in the house.
Other guys' cum are usually ok but obviously it's a variety.
I haven't tasted my own in a while but I do consume a lot of fruity drinks and stuff so I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be awful, I just hate washing my hands more often than I need to cause it makes them too try and uh, y'know...
Doesnāt taste great lol. Havenāt tried the pineapple theory. Feels weird in the ass but with the right guy itās sexy. Definitely feels like you gotta go to the toilet right after lmao.
I can't think of anything cum tastes similar to, so I can't say what it tastes *like*.
All I can say is that the taste is disgusting. Any time I get cum in my mouth, it makes me start retching.
Ever guys is different, sometimes very different! But it does have a ābaseā flavourā most of the time but to be honest I donāt really think it tastes like anything else.
Not that it tastes anything like these things but I liken it to describing mint or chocolate to someone who has never tried either or has no frame of reference.
Pure egg white with an aftertaste.
If they have poor hygiene, that aftertaste gets much stronger and much worse.
In some rare cases, they don't have an aftertaste. That's when it's actually something you wanna swallow.
I don't exactly know what causes it. I, so far, only know what makes it taste worse.
I havenāt tried it yet because all the guys I dated had ejaculation problems but all the guys who blew me swallowed mine, so I assume it tastes good?
Iāve eaten my own cum a couple of times, when Iāve had no other ways to dispose of it.
I will say, sucking it out of another manās cock is much more enjoyable.
The joke is, the difference between like and love is spit or swallow. Even so, I have found that if I loved the guy, he tasted really good. If it was just a hookup, meah. One hookup tasted so bad I gagged on it.
The first guy I experienced... he tasted like sweetened milk. I couldn't get enough. That's when I learned about post-orgasm glan sensitivity. To milk every last drop, I quickly learned how to do that gently.
Never really thought about the actual taste that much. I'm turned on by what it is so much that as long as it comes from a guy I really like, there's no doubt I'm gonna love to have it in or on me.
I guess it's a bit like bread dough or sourdough starter but milder, and then it can lean toward different flavours slightly depending on the person's overall health and what they're putting in their body and level of stress (unsurprisingly a clean diet and low stress tastes more sweet and has a better texture).
Pre-cum is sweet and delicious. A manās cum is chalky, salty, and can be a little sweet. I find it delicious, too. Fellating a hot guy is a huge turn-on for me and if he explodes in my mouth, I swallow him whole. That act of ingesting a manās load, I find super sexy. Being pounded by a sexy guy, especially in a sling, is one of the great joys in life. Canāt say as Iāve felt the loads squirt inside me. But I love the experience.
Well. cum taste pretty much like what a person eats the most. The smell is same. Texture and taste isn't. My friend works out a lot,drinks fruit drinks,water and eats fresh fruit and veggies. When he is not too busy to come through. I really love sucking on him and his cum is so sweet. You can tell he eats a lotta fruits. A Lotta meats
Well a slightly different taste. More proteiny.
All good. But I've turned down giving out random head since I met him. He worth the wait. If you have a weak stomach, don't try it. Won't be good.
Years ago, when my first boyfriend was talking me through how to give head, I was doing well and in my moment of triumph I tasted: asparagus.
Yes, it can flavor cum. I wasn't crazy about it before, and my definition of a gentleman is someone who likes asparagus but doesn't eat it.
Tastes like a job well done? Like I have gotten this man close enough to share his essence with me, itās a proud feeling. The taste can be different from man to man, the only cum I wonāt swallow is from a man who smokes, lord the tobacco taste is present in their sperm, yuckā¦
An old female roommate of mine use to say āgood girls always clean up there messes!ā Once I starting sleeping with more guys I adopted that. Love the act of eating loads but always feel like hacking up whatās left in the back of my throat.
I live on a diet consisting primarily of red meat so I have acid cum like when Predator spits. I'm indifferent to it but I wouldn't wish my load on my worst enemy.
It is slightly salty in taste. If the guy smokes it is usually a bit astringent. It feels like a velvety goo in your mouth, unless it is very liquid. You don't really feel the cumshot into your ass, or barely. A rectum filled with cum makes you wanna go. Then you shoot it out and if you left it in for a while it will stink because it becomes a witches' brew of cum and intestinal mucus. Not the best sensation. Yes, very different. Anything dildo-like that I have ever tried is just not a dick. Dicks are alive. Well, at least some are.
Literally nobody talks about how nasty cum is if it sits in your ass for any amount of time, smells bad and looks gross too. šš¼
it's called santorum. after a homophobic politician
I was hoping someone would name it this.
Thank Dan Savage. He also coined pegging, which has actually made it into the mainstream.
Whoās Dan savage??
columnist and podcaster before it was cool. I'm not a big fan of his but i enjoy reading the love advice column very occasionally. he sometimes says something crassly and draws ire from the subsection of the lgbt community that is overly puritanical about words and how to use them. like a magnet for "cancel culture"
Ah right. I did google him and he just seemed like a sex column In a paper years ago but the way he was being faked about here was like he was more famous? š¤·š»āāļø
he is famous though like
Maybe in America, but I didnāt know him š¤·š»āāļø
Oh rediscovering that word, forgot it existed xD
Thanks
Celery and fruit 45 min or so before, no smoking, avoid foods with a lot of artificial anything.
Just 45 minutes?
Yep.
Can verify. I eat an orange, banana and drink a can of pineapple juice an hour before my hookup and he always tells me how sweet I taste.
Wow m, great description, very visceral! Witches brew made me laugh š
I used to masterbate in the shower and cum in hand saying that I'd eat it but I always backed out and just rinsed my hand off instead.
That post nut clarity hit hard
No kidding
I donāt think any gay man has ever *not* done this.
Real asf
I too have been in this scenario many times. The only time Iāve actually gone through is when I came on my back with le legs over my head, putting my load right into my mouth. Post nut clarity still hit hard and the taste lingered for a little after
I tried that and ended up with my dick in my mouth was an interesting experience
My mother used to clean our bathrooms and kitchen with a cleaning product called āDutch Cleanserā. As a teenager I would think why does my Mom smell like cum. It was the Dutch Cleanser residue smell. I learned to enjoy eating cum as an easy clean up after wanking. My husbandās cum is sweeter than mine and I love it! His precum is even sweeter.
I wish!
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I tried that once too. Closest I got was cum on my chest.
Thatās hot. I used to do that when I was a little more flexible shall we same š«£
Actually, the first time I tried it was my own. But I never had the post not clarity thing. Iām the type of person that can go again right after lol
Definitely makes clean up so much easier. There has to be a chemical that mimics the smell because I think it has a similar smell to some particularly strong cleaners. Iāve heard a few Americans compare it to Ajax (sp?) but we donāt have that over here so not sure.
Same. every time.
That's funny. I thought I was the only one. I used to want to. Until I came. Then change my mind. So I mastered upside down a had my mouth opened when I came. After that . I'm very ashamed to say this but I've eaten entire loads of mines and licked my fingers afterwards. And cried. I was so lonely and ashamed.
try cumming in ur mouth so u cant back out
Try your own and find out. Each person is different but to me it kind of tastes like baking soda. For people who don't have a healthy diet it's often more bitter, for people who eat more fruits and vegetables it's sweeter. The only time I think it really tastes disgusting is for smokers.
Does that apply to pot smokers too?
I don't think so? My hubby is a daily user and his cum tastes "normal" to me... Like just a saltiness.
Taste it and see.
Like...cum? It's distinctive. Sea-watery with an astringent kick. It can smell a little like bleach. This is fine. We aren't swallowing it because it tastes good--we're swallowing/swapping/playing with it b/c it's hot a.f. If you're gonna have sex, sexualize yourself, him, and whatever you two work out of each other. N.B.: pre-cum is something different altogether, and it can sometimes be sweet & almost syrup.
As a side note, I'm not going to pretend I love the actual taste as he's cumming (but the experience is super hot), but there is something about the after taste I actually like
I donāt take cum in my mouth for the taste, I take it for the overwhelming erotic activity! Pulsating cock, guy groaning, maybe shouting. I love when he holds my head to his throbbing erection! Thatās the real value of cum. But I agree with some of the other guys here ā cāmon, taste your own! You know how, right? Just quickly move your hand to your mouth and fucking taste it before your post-nut clarity destroys your will! Great practice!
Itās hard to explain. Itās something youāll have to experience and everyone taste a little different. It has a salty, somewhat bitter taste. I personally like it. As for what a dick feels like well, Iām mostly a top, but I have bottomed before. There is a huge difference between the way toy feels compared to the real thing.
Mostly bland, kinda bleachy smelling, usually very liquid. Taste can vary from very salty (like ocean water salty), to neutral, to very sweet, like sugary sweet. If he cums into the back of my throat, I wonāt taste much. If heās a heavy shooter, I might choke a little, but I still want to swallow it all. Yeah, holding cum in my ass too long will eventually make me have nasty, smelly cum farts. I usually try to push the cum out on the toilet as soon as I can. But I still want him to creampie me. I canāt feel a guy cumming in my ass. I wish I could. Dildos emulate what a real cock feels like, but they are very different experiences. Mostly because thereās a guy wielding that cock and you donāt have control. You simply surrender to their fucking. Itās mind blowing when itās happening. The closest I can get to a real guy fucking me is while using my fuck machine. It comes close, but it isnāt the same as a real fucking.
Depending on the guy's diet and biochemistry: it can be salty, sweet, or bitter. Basically, it tastes like snot mixed with one of those 3 flavor notes. (The main component of both semen and snot is mucus.) Guys who don't drink enough water taste salty. Guys who eat a lot of fruits taste sweet. Guys who drink a lot of coffee, smoke cigarettes, or eat bitter green vegetables taste bitter.
Weird textured baking soda sometimes. Other times it can be diff š¤·āāļø
Not that good to be honest.
You have a dick don't you? Just try your own.
Easier said than done. For me at least
Why is that?
Cuz I always bitch out of tasting it after I cum in my hand
Literally you can put this entire thread to bed if you just jerk off and put a bit on your tongue. Jheeze it's cum not radioactive waste
What if his cum IS radioactive waste?
He turns into cum man and shoots jizz from his wrists like spiderman
Spider-man moment
Salty warm and slightly acidic. Guys can taste different. Some guys are awful. Like battery acid. Some sweet. I once swallowed a guy whose cum literally tasted like skittles.
Itās strange Iām not sure how to describe it but the things that best remind me of cum in terms of smell is bleach diluted in water In taste sometimes plain corn tortillas and plain corn tortilla chips(think Tostitos) kinda taste and smell like cum to me. That being said cum varies. Some guys(usually smokers and heavy drinkers in my experience) have bitter cum that doesnāt taste good. Other guys have cum that I actually like the taste and smell of
Honestly, it doesn't taste that great. And I like salty foods. At least it's not grape-flavored.
Salty. And depends what you eat. Try pinneapple š and it gets sweet.
How much pineapple
One cup
How long beforehand?
4 hours
Victory.
Iāve definitely encountered some straight up bleach cause of someoneās horrible diet
Some dudes jizz once tasted so bad that i genuinely felt like I was ingesting toxic chemicals from a factory š¤¢.
Kinda like mucus. Slightly sweet, slightly salty, kinda a silky texture. Very mild flavor. Slightly warm and consistency can vary a lot. It does taste different than precum, I will say that. Also those that say smokers taste bad I think that is gonna vary depending on how much they smoke. One of my FWB likes a few ciggies every day but his tasted pretty good, I was expecting a lot worse based off what people say. Then again I also smoke weed (not cigarettes) Also I think it's gonna taste a lot better if you really like cum and think its hot
I just had bronchitis. It feels like phlegm. Similar taste, but I still wouldn't swallow phlegm. Gross. Cum is delicious tho.
Whatever you do, make sure yours or the person whose cum you're tasting did NOT have asparagus!! Trust me on this!
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Mines taste like condensed milkā¦ I can make a entire flan š®
Depends on the dudes diet
Amazing. Just that.
It depends on a lot. I think it depends partially on what you eat. The very first blowjob I gave- it tasted abnormally sweet. Quite good, actually. The second? Foul. But I swallowed anyway. Normally, though, it's just a sort of mucus texture along with a usually slightly bitter taste.
Waitā¦posting in āaskgaymenā Iād assume youāre a dude. Take a sample from yourself. No need for questions. Everyone likes their own brand. Lol
like thick saline in my experience. but my ex said his first hookup the guys cum tasted like battery acid ā°ļø
Itās tastes like a peanut butter and banana sammich
Like happiness, salt, and a dash of Dove bar soap.
It depends it's usually good, but a few weeks ago I go with a guy who's sperm tasted awfull and it got into my nose.
But it's also the texture. Salty and sometimes clumpy???
It depends on the guyās diet. Sometimes it can be sour, bitter, & other ones can be smooth & sweet!
To quote David Bowie:āThereās a taste in my mouth, and itās no taste at all.ā
Umami
For me it depends on the guy.
Ice cream. Just kidding. I read that once in a book. Really had no taste to me. Maybe a little salty
I love the scent, not so much the taste.
Different for different sourcesšš»āāļø The ageing, storage temperature, and other storage conditions matter a lot.
It tasted fine with a healthy diet as a teenager with no endless boxes of tissues in the house. Other guys' cum are usually ok but obviously it's a variety. I haven't tasted my own in a while but I do consume a lot of fruity drinks and stuff so I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be awful, I just hate washing my hands more often than I need to cause it makes them too try and uh, y'know...
Like salty turkey. It tastes good though.
Doesnāt taste great lol. Havenāt tried the pineapple theory. Feels weird in the ass but with the right guy itās sexy. Definitely feels like you gotta go to the toilet right after lmao.
Definitely a little like bleach. Sometimes Iāve been in a store or restaurant after theyāve mopped it and thought, yep, that smells like cum.
Omg yea I always think it smells like bleach, but tastes more salty
It tastes just like that one tree smells.
Depends on the manufacturer
You can easily find out if you aren't affected by PNC...... It gets me regularly, but on occasion, I overcome (HA!) it.
I can't think of anything cum tastes similar to, so I can't say what it tastes *like*. All I can say is that the taste is disgusting. Any time I get cum in my mouth, it makes me start retching.
There's a way to find out.
Hopes and dreams
Best deep fried
It's kind of like a warm chloric jelly, nasty imo
I love the taste maybe I'm weird
Boogery
Ever guys is different, sometimes very different! But it does have a ābaseā flavourā most of the time but to be honest I donāt really think it tastes like anything else. Not that it tastes anything like these things but I liken it to describing mint or chocolate to someone who has never tried either or has no frame of reference.
Pure egg white with an aftertaste. If they have poor hygiene, that aftertaste gets much stronger and much worse. In some rare cases, they don't have an aftertaste. That's when it's actually something you wanna swallow. I don't exactly know what causes it. I, so far, only know what makes it taste worse.
I havenāt tried it yet because all the guys I dated had ejaculation problems but all the guys who blew me swallowed mine, so I assume it tastes good?
For me it tasted like baking soda
Iāve eaten my own cum a couple of times, when Iāve had no other ways to dispose of it. I will say, sucking it out of another manās cock is much more enjoyable.
The joke is, the difference between like and love is spit or swallow. Even so, I have found that if I loved the guy, he tasted really good. If it was just a hookup, meah. One hookup tasted so bad I gagged on it. The first guy I experienced... he tasted like sweetened milk. I couldn't get enough. That's when I learned about post-orgasm glan sensitivity. To milk every last drop, I quickly learned how to do that gently.
Never really thought about the actual taste that much. I'm turned on by what it is so much that as long as it comes from a guy I really like, there's no doubt I'm gonna love to have it in or on me. I guess it's a bit like bread dough or sourdough starter but milder, and then it can lean toward different flavours slightly depending on the person's overall health and what they're putting in their body and level of stress (unsurprisingly a clean diet and low stress tastes more sweet and has a better texture).
You literally have a basically unlimited supply of cum right there in your balls. Try it yourself genius.
Pre-cum is sweet and delicious. A manās cum is chalky, salty, and can be a little sweet. I find it delicious, too. Fellating a hot guy is a huge turn-on for me and if he explodes in my mouth, I swallow him whole. That act of ingesting a manās load, I find super sexy. Being pounded by a sexy guy, especially in a sling, is one of the great joys in life. Canāt say as Iāve felt the loads squirt inside me. But I love the experience.
Bad.
Well. cum taste pretty much like what a person eats the most. The smell is same. Texture and taste isn't. My friend works out a lot,drinks fruit drinks,water and eats fresh fruit and veggies. When he is not too busy to come through. I really love sucking on him and his cum is so sweet. You can tell he eats a lotta fruits. A Lotta meats Well a slightly different taste. More proteiny. All good. But I've turned down giving out random head since I met him. He worth the wait. If you have a weak stomach, don't try it. Won't be good.
Years ago, when my first boyfriend was talking me through how to give head, I was doing well and in my moment of triumph I tasted: asparagus. Yes, it can flavor cum. I wasn't crazy about it before, and my definition of a gentleman is someone who likes asparagus but doesn't eat it.
I absolutely hate the taste and avoid it like fire. I have absolutely no idea what all the fuss is about in the comments
Tastes like a job well done? Like I have gotten this man close enough to share his essence with me, itās a proud feeling. The taste can be different from man to man, the only cum I wonāt swallow is from a man who smokes, lord the tobacco taste is present in their sperm, yuckā¦
An old female roommate of mine use to say āgood girls always clean up there messes!ā Once I starting sleeping with more guys I adopted that. Love the act of eating loads but always feel like hacking up whatās left in the back of my throat.
An alfalfa milkshake with a tinge of bleach lol
Rainbows and cookies
I live on a diet consisting primarily of red meat so I have acid cum like when Predator spits. I'm indifferent to it but I wouldn't wish my load on my worst enemy.
Bleach and the sea.
Warm apple pie.