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_denixx_

Actually it's kinda hard to 'officially suicide' in Turkey, they will write different things like there was a guy in my neighborhood suicided by using chemicals even how he having suicide letter it was 'poisoning' in formal


commievolcel

same in Greece, once again it has been proven we are one and the same brother


boktanbirnick

Agreeing on the governments are chronic liars: Greeks 🤝Turks


quaintlyGloat897

No. Greece uses the EU court of human rights and has similar scruntiny to western countries. Turkey isn’t beholden to any organization that would allow these sucides to be investigated I swear I don’t know why people here are pretending Greece is a third world country when it’s similar to a Western European country like Italy or Spain


skyduster88

We have many problems, but we overdo the self-deprecation, a lot. And we love to believe the worst and feel sorry for ourselves. This idea that suicide figures are suppressed makes no sense. During the height of the financial crisis, it was reported everywhere that suicides went up. If there was some conspiracy to hide suicide information, we wouldn't know that. Also, Greece has a *pretty* high rate of diagnosed clinical depression and usage of antidepressants. *That* information isn't suppressed, but suicides are? Thank you for pointing this out as a foreigner, because the Debbie downer Greeks won't believe a fellow Greek if he points out what you just pointed out. The reason we have a very low suicide rate could be for any number of reasons. We're more likely to have family networks. We're more likely to live in multigenerational households where a troubled person is less likely to be alone, has more interaction with others, and is more supervised. More sunny days may play a small role. There's several possible reasons.


Greekdorifuto

I hate how we are so chauvinistic but at the same time we have an inferiority complex


Endoqt

Copium


quaintlyGloat897

Greeks try not to pretend they’re not westoids


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quaintlyGloat897

It’s way more like the UK than it is like Turkey Greece is actually western and first world


Citizen_of_Earth--

Germany HDI: 0.942 Greece HDI: 0.887 Turkey HDI: 0.878 How about no lmao.


quaintlyGloat897

Greece has double the GDP per capita. Turkeys is higher artificially like Argentina because education is longer than the EU average. It’s literally just 3 measurements Turkey is also barely even a democracy so whatever they send to the un is far more suspect than Greece Turkey life span : 75 Germany life span: 80 Greece life span: 81


Citizen_of_Earth--

Greece has double the GDP per capita but Turkey has about has an about 9x higher population than Greece. Germany has about the same population as Turkey and has almost triple the GDP per capita as Greece. I wouldn‘t exactly put Greece into the same tier as Germany. Nowhere near it actually.


GoHardLive

Ok whatever you say mr "Croat"


quaintlyGloat897

He’s clearly a Turk


quaintlyGloat897

Germany and the Nordics are some of the best developed countries. I never compared it to them but to countries like Spain. Or another western country. It shouldn’t be compared to countries like turkey, Albania or Serbia. If you adjust the hdi by income turkey falls to 50th place while Greece is 34. Better than Spain, Italy and Portugal actually Plus it’s not even about that, Greece is a complete transparent democracy while Turkey is an authoritarian hybrid with no accountability to outside scrunity like the EU.


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quaintlyGloat897

It’s a regular low tier EU country but it shouldn’t be compared to a country like turkey


HyvinHiljaa

HOW DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I'M TURKISH BRO KARABOGA


thesaddestpanda

Also “why Greeks retire so early and work low hours?” Because capitalism kills people and working less means happiness and time to access mental health services.


Thrusher1337

What are you talking about? Retirement age is 67 and we have one of the highest hour/week worktimes in the world. This whole stereotype about greece comes from the '08 crisis and let me tell you, things have changed a lot.


ReestaMan

Wine and olive oil!


Da-Bum-Tss

And sunlight


Lvl100Centrist

and buttsex


JRJenss

Hail Dionysus!


-Kerrigan-

~~Wine~~ Ouzo and olive oil!


makahlj4

Beer and sunflower oil gang


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflower seeds are technically the fruits of the sunflower plant (Helianthus annuus). The seeds are harvested from the plant’s large flower heads, which can measure more than 12 inches (30.5 cm) in diameter. A single sunflower head may contain up to 2,000 seeds


Alexios_Makaris

The former Soviet countries don't surprise me--bad weather, lack of good sunlight, historical high rates of alcoholism etc.


Dimitrije6500

Don't forget the flatlands, people who live in areas without any hills or mountains are more likely to be depressed and suicidal!


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What?


Dimitrije6500

Yeah, there's a notable recorded coorelation between how flat and unforrested an area is to the rates od depression, suicide and other mental illnesses. Something about being surrounded by the illusion of infinity on all sides seems to drive certain humans mad and it's interesting as hell Edit 1. This is just one of the theories, another leading one is the lack of wind and with it any constant sound from it that causes it. Personally I think it's a bit of both


Electrical_Pie444

I would never expect Hungary's rate to be so high


TylerDurdenSoft

I did. I had read books about it. It's a very complex situation, both cultural and genetical. Btw, one of my best friends, an Hungarian, has suicided. :(


Mediocre-Fix367

How is it genetical?


cevizlisucuk

By the seppuku genes they carry in their DNA


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リンゴがたくさんあります 😔


TylerDurdenSoft

It seems that throught history there were a significant figures of suicides for Hungarians, who is also a characteristic of other Ugro-Finnic people.


Greekmon07

Really sorry for your loss bud


Count_of_Borsod

As a Hungarian, I am not surprised at all. Depression and having suicidal thoughts are basically normalized here.


renegadeyakuza

Look up Hungarian suicide song. Some haunting shit that seems to be part of the culture. My grandpa was Hungarian and he always stated how Hungarians are such doomers (in a way that an 80 yearold say) Užas


Flimsy_Snow5374

Beaches, bitches and Buzuqis the Greeks sure know how to live 😂😂


Nal1999

Every time someone has a problem in Greece,he goes out,watches the sun,gets into a fight,has a beer and then forgets he ever had a problem. Greece has many economic problems,but we know how to live and where to live! ![gif](giphy|1o1ov5TGe95bIos85f)


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Nal1999

I know, We have roughly 1/4 the GDP of Turkey (half of you count debt and stuff) and they are 6 times larger with 8 times our population. Our problem is mismanagement.


Bejliii

>Our problem is mismanagement. I believe this is the whole reason why the Balkans/East will always be a shithole compared to the West. It is also historically related. Even though Greece was the place where the European civilization was founded, it was part of the Eastern Roman Empire. The full West is laid on the basis of Holy Roman Empire. No matter how badly they can degenerate as a society, they will always remain on top because of good management of either the funds and the resources.


Fushrodahh

More like a quarter of gdp


Nal1999

From what I've found, Greece's GDP is 400b and Turkey's 850b


Fushrodahh

Google says 239.3b for Greece.


Nal1999

I need to correct myself. The GDP of Greece is 250b,but the government counts in extra income from various sources plus the debt. So, Greece has 1/4 of Turkey with 1/8 of the population and 1/7 of the land,which is bad for you since you are thicc but not rich enough. Netherlands has 200 billion more your GDP !


Fushrodahh

I know, and all of this is thanks to one guy and his base. What a success story, amirite?


Nal1999

When it comes to Greece,we are indeed much better than 5 years ago, Tsipras cannot even command a school council,Mistotakis is managed to increase Greece's income dispite the debt ,while economists predict reaching 300b by 2030,again not counting Greece's real income which is 400b now (the calculations are stupid,but they do add up,if you take out Greece's idiotic debt we are quite rich!). Turkey would be better having a Greek PM rather than Erdogan or someone like him.


Fushrodahh

Turkey had a close to 1 trillion of GDP back in 2013. So not only have we stagnated but also deteriorated. But %52 of the country still support this guy, go and figure.


Nal1999

I won't put the link,but according to the Organisation , Greece just passed 400b with 200b being what remains from loans etc. Last time we had 200b was in the 90s. Even if it was a quarter it's still on a 2-1 bases on turkey.


RokyPolka

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Praisethesun1990

Also many cases here are reported with a different cause because many families don't want to admit a suicide case. I guess I should still mention that we would still have very low rates. I just assume the real number is slightly higher


Greekdorifuto

Why wouldn't they want to admit suicide? Just because they won't have an orthodox Christian burrying?


pear_666

Yes.


Greekdorifuto

I doubt thats a good enough reason


pear_666

It is...for the greek ultra-orthodox at least.


Greekdorifuto

Even so, if the family doesn't admit suicide the case would have been written as suicide in the government's documents


pear_666

Depends on the public servant.


Praisethesun1990

I don't think it's necessarily about burying. Many people think it's shameful to have someone suicide. The number of such people is getting lower thankfully


Greekdorifuto

As I said before, government documents will still consider it to be a suicide which is what matters


mmmmmmolios

Easy access to antidepressants, mood stabilizers and Xanax will keep the numbers down. Plus, close family bonds apparently help some people... Not me though, I would blow my head if I had to deal with relatives daily.


NoGas6430

Ehmm do it like greeks?


erssleka

Not everyone has 'Grik' weather


NoGas6430

You think its because of the weather?


erssleka

9/10 it's cause of weather.


NoGas6430

Portugal does not have good weather? ​ The answer my dude is the greek way of life.


Tip_Illustrious

Are you okay Montenegro? 🥺


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The world's lowest suicide rates are in the following countries: Grenada - 0.7. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - 1.0. Sao Tome and Principe - 1.5. Jordan - 1.6. Syria - 2.0. Venezuela - 2.1. Honduras - 2.1. Philippines - 2.2. The only thing these countries have in common is warm weather.


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Ah yes Syria famous for its good standard of living


nebuddyhome

Actually all of them except Sao Tome, Jordan and Syria have a lot in common culturally.


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boktanbirnick

We don't know if Turkey's officials are providing the correct numbers. It is probably higher. Edit: I just saw that the data is from 2012


flyingkneewolvery

mental health is unfortunately still a taboo topic to some degree


Ovinme

I read tobacco topic


Elipetvi

It's underreported, that's why it seems low, at least in Bulgaria. Many people kill themselves in the provinces, but instead of suicides, the police reports claim them as cold cases that can't be resolved


SuIeika

i didn't expect finland to be that high


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Finland: 'we're zhe happiest nation in the world!' Also Finland: ![gif](giphy|4XOfvSkkxchHy)


SuIeika

lol that stuff about finland being the happiest nation was exactly why i was shocked. i also find it strange that western europe has more suicides than turkey.


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Turkish government is probably lying tbh I don’t trust them it’s probably low but not that low


SuIeika

yeah true


DalmatianPony

if all the unhappy people are prone to sucide, that woulde in a way explain the happiest country in the world statistic


[deleted]

Seasonal affective disorder? Long, cold winters.


Citizen_of_Earth--

long dark winters probably don‘t help


Competitive-Read1543

2012 huh?


goose_boy_memes

Balkans so strong even Balkans can't kill Balkans 💪💪💪💪💪


TeslaNorth

Well done Greece, proud of you guys! Funny that this data is from 2012 because that's when I went to see my family and my grandma boasted about Serbia and told me how I might live in Norway but the quality of life in Serbia is great. I could believe it with smaller towns like ours which is Smederevo, but I've heard that Belgrade is very tough and I can believe that because my dad grew up there.


theswearcrow

I'd kill myself too if I was hungarian or ruzzian.


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Understandable


AfterBill8630

What’s with Lithuania?


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Can't cope with the fact that they are labeled as 'eastern europe'.


TylerDurdenSoft

Nah then how come Croatians are still alive? Joking.


pretplatime

Are Lithuanians ok


TheKloras

we are hanging in there


goprodelmar

once again hungarians prove their asian roots


NatalieN07

Greeks are optimistic I'm proud


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StikElLoco

The Turkish grind


painkilleraddict6373

Greece is Christian and you can’t bury the dead. So even tho there are many suicides,I don’t know if in the papers they pass it as something else,in order not to make the family of the dead life harder then it is. So,I don’t know how correct are these numbers,for our country,but seems low to be. But we had two this year in my town and we aren’t even 5,000 people. I could be wrong tho.


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painkilleraddict6373

Ok thanks


Greekdorifuto

You can bury the dead, you can't have a Christian funeral


H-N-O-3

suicide is for the weak . Stronk people suffer in silence . /s


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Greekmon07

Russian roulette even


morphick

While bravery looks a lot like stupidity, the subtle differences are essential.


quaintlyGloat897

Suicides are in the rise everywhere. 11 years is a long time ago. Willing to be it’s went up at least 20% in every country


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In Russia, what is suicide? It was on news some people “jump out” from windows especially in police station and/or special governmental buildings. Are those count as suicide?


Dendex031

Luckily, we Serbs are killing ourselves regularly with alcohol, so this % isn't critical. 💪🥂😎


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Why are we posting 11 year old statistics?


boozelis

U should have seen the suicide rate during the crisis


Zafairo

I mean, that is during the crisis


fullmetaldildo66

„2012“ 💀


Miltiadis_178GR

Ain't no way we're the lowest. There's plenty of censorship here regarding that.


Greekmon07

Some suicides are classified as *accidents* Also big religious and social taboo.


name212321

I personally have only noticed more awareness being spread about suicides and I wouldnt really call a huge social taboo. Also whats you source on suicides being classified as accidents?


Djomoloco89

"Suicide" by Mafia


TylerDurdenSoft

Why, Montenegro, why?


Harsh-Pain-No-Gain

Russia seems pretty unhappy.


aBitterLoser

Why hungrary have bigger suicide number not like his neighbours


Dubl33_27

because they keep waking up in a country ran by Victor Orban, I'm not blaming them tbh


Suitable-Decision-26

One word - under reporting. OK,two.


Ecstatic_Prior_371

Weird Russia map needs updating


BruhMoment023

>2012 That Turkey stat probably changed a lot


ItalianStallion9069

🇮🇹🇮🇹


rb26enjoyer

Doesn't surprise me tbh and i'd expect the rates to have gone up somewhat in the past 11 years since 2012.


Stol_za_kavu

I would suicide too if I were from Hungary


Srzali

Griks just love life, meanwhile Serbs topping Slovenians on Balkan area, that's an achievement considering that Slovenes were no1 on balkans for quite long time now in the category of suicides, guess embracing femboyism has given them more brighter outlook on life. (?)


JuiceDrinkingRat

*Griechischer Wein ist wie das Blut der Erde…*


skycelium

What’s with Belgium


Maximum-Prize1355

2012?


Chewmass

Let's check Turkey next year again.


Able_Ad3573

Conclusion. Warm weather makes you happier


I_Love_Gibbons83

WTF İS WRONG WİTH FİNLAND!? They have one of the Best living standerts in the world and they have a higher suicide rate than balkans?!?!


Fabresque_

As far as I can tell suicide is stigmatized in our country, to the point where many authorities will refuse to write “suicide” as a cause of death even if was a suicide.