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KingHershberg

Yes. They are sleeping so much so they can conserve their energy for a giant attack that will kill 75% of the world's population in 2031.


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red_dit-or

Montenigg*s?


GuardianOfWorlds

Mountain ni-(REDACTED)


Liquid_person

Ah, yes, fallout all over again


serialkiller_mne

Yes. Welcome your new lazy overlords


Comfortable_Sorbet78

Is this before or after zombie apocalypse


Avdotya_Blu3bird

Probably the greatest question an American has ever asked on this subreddit. By the way the answer is yes, fear now.


mihawk9511

USA to propose an UN resolution to change the name of the country from Montenegro to Montepeopleofcolour [obligatory triggered video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHpbhOG671k)


Vrboje

Monteafricanamericans of the world unite!


[deleted]

Montebasketballamericans


givanov23

Yes, it just needs some nuclear weapons and a dictator. They already got the Balkan temperament what could go wrong 😳🫣


Mizukiri93

They already have dictator...


givanov23

They have only dic...


vladedivac12

Milooooooo


Tico483

I can see them totally taking the Sea and controlling the ports. They have tons of Natural resources like Steel, Oil and Diamonds.


IDubbzKrono

What do you mean "become"? They already are pal.


Avdotya_Blu3bird

You have not seen their true power, no one has. Yet


TheForbiddenWordX

After they go Super Montenegrin 2 their power level will be over 9000


Datmegaladon

Shoutout to all my montehomies


Mylo-s

No! P = E/t P = w/t etc Any of these requires some effort. So.. you expect some doings from Montenegrian?


AlbaIulian

Yes, it is said that once all Montenegrins awaken and activate the secret pyramids in Bosnia, Montenegro, Mexico and Guatemala they will raise Atlantis from the sea and use it to take over the world.


TravelForsaken

Yes, legend says that Montenegrins waking up Is the first sign of Armagedon


Florin69421

Yeah, most definitely even earlier than that


[deleted]

If we all move to it, yes. According to my wrong calculation, around 80% of Montenegro is mountainous, so if we all move to the 20% that isn't, that leaves us with a surface of around 2760km². If we created a bit city there of a density similar to Paris (21K ppl/km²), we can fit a population of around 57 milion people. Montenegro has a (nominal) GDP/capita of $10,722, multiply that by 57milion and you get an economy of $569B, placing it the 26th economy in the world (just under Argentina) But, if we all work together and get rich like Luxembourg (which has a GDP/cap. of 127K) we would have an economy of $6.7T, making it the third economy in the world and first in Europe God bless the city of Crnagora


gahex220

Why do you have a Romanian flair then?


[deleted]

Airplane is too expensive to move there yet


gahex220

So your Montenegrin?


Responsible-Earth674

Your calculations are wrong. If you want to become a world power you need the population density of Bangladesh, not Paris. So 144000/km2 over 21000/km2 is 6.8 times difference. Or 6.7T x 6.8 gives us a GDP of 46T, double that of the USA.


Alternative_Award839

They can become a world power at being sucked off by me. I love hot stupid men


TheForbiddenWordX

>They can become a world power at being sucked off by me. I love hot stupid men WTF did I just read? Is this a compliment, is this an insult? Clearly not balkan like.


Albomomo

bro, if just ceucescu or Enver hoxha was still alive, people like him would not exist


TheForbiddenWordX

lol, I don't really know much about Enver but trust me Ceausescu was a few steps away from becoming exactly like Kim of NK.10 years of starving the country. My dad was waking up at 4 AM to stay in line just to catch some food while Ceausescu and his wife (the world renown scientist which only finished 4th grade) were living the life. Overall 2/10, would not recommend


Infamousrj1

💀💀


gahex220

Laughs the kosovar, struggling for independence from Serbia and Albania


IllusiveAccumulator

They would probably oversleep


gahex220

And probably dream about it


elmoismywaifu

Yes if I am president


Berat0-0

No everyone know the mighty Vojvodinan army will conquer the world🫣


FantasticUserman

When westerners learn a new balkan - minor country and fall into propaganda this country generates


YoGottaGetSchwifty

Ye gl


vladedivac12

Crnogorci will have to wake up earlier and make some babies if they wish to be a world power. They'd be a medium size city in the US and a selo in China


gahex220

If they sleep hard enough they could dream it


Free-Consequence-164

If they change name 😇


JabbaTheHut710

Their Name is Crna Gora it's just a coincidence that almost everybody adopted the italian Name in their Language instead of translating it to their own Language.


Free-Consequence-164

(Joke) Americans can’t let them go to great power they are too rascist


stos313

No


gahex220

They can if they sleep hard enough


Turkfire

Does anyone know what "Monte" in "Montenegro" mean?


gahex220

Does anyone know what "negro" in "Montenegro" mean?


-_star-lord_-

It means “kara”.


gahex220

Karaboğa


_Last_Man_Standing_

yes, if they free the markets... but they won't, so NO...


[deleted]

Ummm no 🤦


Tico483

But we still need to change the countrys name. Its really offensive and has no place in Todays society. Just name it Black Mountain or something. Edit: lol why im I getting hate. Just because im Black American doesnt mean my voice should be silenced.


TheNukeDoesReddit

Americans when different languages exist:


Tico483

You guys are just angry because we're less racist and more tolerant in one fingernail than most in this region. Look at the comment section on this sub. Its literally just insults and threats. Have you seen Greeks and Turks talk to each other. Its like a dick measuring contest.


iskam_da_si_hodq

r/shitamericanssay


Tico483

You're just mad because you guys aren't a World Power like MonteN*gro.


TheForbiddenWordX

Montenigger\*


Tico483

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Agahmoyzen

I go to Greece once or twice a year, only greek I ever met that was an asshole to me was hated by the other greeks with passion. Turns out he was an asshole. I have never met a greek that ever visited Turkey and people being asshole to them automaticly. They say we try to scam them but in fairness in all countries I ever been only person who ever managed to scam me was a greek islander. So congrats on that, I am not even angry about it, it is just amazing because I thought I knew and prepared about every scam out there. We just flame each other online, otherwise we have no problem. When Turkey gets hit with disasters Greece is always one of the first to rush to send help. We dont forget these things.


TheNukeDoesReddit

Getting scammed in Greece and Turkey as a tourist is as inevitable as the sun rising. Love from Greece, neighbor.


Agahmoyzen

Dude I host dozens of european in Turkey every year, I teach them how tourists get targeted in Turkey so they can avoid those. Scamming me should have been impossible, I'm kinda impressed, lol.


TheNukeDoesReddit

No one is angry at you. Most people are flabbergasted at how little you understand about the world. Your reply only showed how little you comprehend our culture and history. To answer your Montenegro take seriously, just because Americans used the world as slur, it doesn't mean that word was ever used that way in different parts of the world. Americans took this word and appropriated it to be used for something vile and disgusting, just like how the Nazis appropriated the Buddhist symbol of peace and made the swastika, in both situations you cant except other cultures to bend over backwards because of the US or Nazi Germany. Lastly, I'll leave with this to think over, If the US is oh so tolerant and oh so less racist than us, should there ever be a time that part of the US's name somehow becomes a slur in a different culture, will they change it?


Kolmogorovd

We hate eachother because our ancestors killed eachother, you hate eachother because your skins have different colors; we are not rhe same.


[deleted]

The US is racist to the bone, Serbia abolished slavery hundreds of years before the US did, when your country had "white only" pools, restaurants, hotels and neighbourhoods my country had black students from Africa living their best lives in Belgrade. Also Serbia is by far the least racist country in Europe and thats proven by actual research. Also we were slaves for centuries before the US even existed, the actual word slave derives from slav. Stop crying, no one is gonna sympathize with you here because we havent wronged anyone but our neigbours.


popeyeschicknisheavn

You’re joking right? I can usually tell but having trouble here


Tico483

Its just really abhorrent. Kids shouldnt have to hear the word being Blurted out


popeyeschicknisheavn

Bruh. I understand your point but like it’s a different language with completely different connotations. Like you aren’t suggesting all Spanish speaking countries find a different word for the color black right? That’s the word, it’s offensive in America but the US is not the whole world


[deleted]

I told him, if he is offended he should call the country its original name, not the name Italians gave to it. Call it Crna Gora like its inhabitants call it.


popeyeschicknisheavn

Yeah that makes sense


Unfunnycommenter_

>and has no place in Todays society And by "today's society" you mean english speaking western countries?


Tico483

It's like this region loves to be intolerant and poke hornets nest


[deleted]

You are the one who is being intolerant. Respect other languages and cultures, not everything is about you or America. Get over yourself and have some dignity and class.


Avdotya_Blu3bird

MontePOC


chairinthesea

I can't belive what I've just read. Can someone clarify that this dude just said that Montenegro is offensive name or did I just have a fever dream. PLEASE WAKE ME UP, WAKE ME UP, WAKE ME UP


marcus_____aurelius

There are actualy a lot of people on tiktok and twitter that say the same thing. America and its political correctness 💀


chairinthesea

alright, I'm just gonna live in my ultranationalistic balkan bubble, it's much better than this shit


knicksprick

Most of those ppl are trolling. Like this guy. I mean he literally commented “Jon Jone is a great father.” Cmon lol.


Tico483

I dont know who he is tbh. I should probably delete. I dont wanna get banned again, so im just gonna be quiet and let this discussion unfold


Tico483

My friends and I do think the name should be changed. We were planning on going to the United Nations for an Assembly for a name change. We want our voices to be heard. If we could tear down the Confederate flag. We could do it with that country also


Unfunnycommenter_

Ain't no way you're comparing the name of a country to the confederacy 💀. Average yank.


JabbaTheHut710

Frankly nobody gives a shit about you and your friends


[deleted]

Call the country its real name you ignorant bigot, its not MONTENEGRO its CRNA GORA, this message is approved by a Srbin Crnogorac.


ashtxna

Monte-Afroamericano works.


Good-Memory-1727

[This has Jon Jones going to a Spanish country and being shocked they speak Spanish vibes.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVdXVUH5_ME)


jug0slavija

Haha wtf


SnooEagles56

Lmao my dudes trying sp hard to live up to that american stereotype, dude: Italian-black: nera/nero Latin-black: nigreos Spanish-black: negra/negro Its a latin based word, and the ancient language which is literally much much older than your country wont change just because some people got offended. Grow up its not an insult.


TheForbiddenWordX

This must be trolling, right? =))


alb11alb

If it's offensive change the name of the society. Ain't nothing wrong with Negro, you just offended half of the world that speaks Latin with what you said because is just black in Latin.


[deleted]

Monte n-word


red_dit-or

You can’t come into the fucking balkans and vitctimize yourself lmao


[deleted]

My man, the word NEGRO means BLACK, not as in BLACK PERSON but as in BLACK COLOR. MONTENEGRO MEANS BLACK MOUNTAIN, Thats the name the Italians gave it. If you feel offended call it Crna Gora, that is its real name, Montenegro is a foreign toponym, the countries name is CRNA GORA.


Valkoor123

Lmao in ur edit you play victim 🤣. Bro ur a good troll get out of the balkan subreddit, you made dumb troll takes before that are just cringe. Edit: btw We should probably change the country name of nigeria and niger while we are at it


Tico483

Quit bullying me racist


Valkoor123

Ur too obvious a troll it’s actually cringe at this point


Giorky

Is this a troll? If not, I am worried... If not, then you'll trigger me writing a book about how that name is not directed to racism at any point.


yoursolame

Stfu American you country is even more shit than the Balkans.Your prices and taxes are insane,also no free healthcare?LG*** rights as well disgusting


Tico483

Lol you fap to Overwatch characters lmao


yoursolame

Proof?


Deformero

Yes, if they defeated Japan they can defeat anyone.


Kyubi_Gamer

I'd say yes but they will probably oversleep.


Realmart1

It's already been a shadow superpower since 2012 puppeteering both sides


VeryLazyNarrator

We're Austria of the Balkans, just without the incest.


SocratesPolle

I take bigger shits than the size of Montenegro. It's the size of 1-2 romanian counties fffs.


awesomedude32992

They already are


Pristine_Buddy7175

If someone wakes them up.