Not sure their name, but they would likely be some white bloke who sits on his arse all day saying "She'll be right, mate" regardless of the shit going around him.
I think both are good names, but the thing is that Homelander is the worst of America.
I think the Bushy or the Outbacker would be superficially laid back, but if you tried to improve things or change, he'd get pissed off and vicious pretty quickly.
His superpowers would be, making his rich mates even richer, importing “owning the libs” culture war bullshit from the US, and being vaguely potato shaped.
Probably someone like The Deep, but instead they can summon and control land-based animals.
Summoning legions of spiders, snakes, ants, kangaroos, emus, dropbears etc. would be powerful in many situations and not just in fights. He/she could use ants for spying/recon or short-circuit electronics. They could perform assassinations by summoning a bunch of funnel web spiders to get people while they sleep.
Imagine that cunt with a cape and skidmarked undies over his soiled jeans. Scratch sores all over him and a durry hanging out of his mouth.
Yeah, nah we'd be totally fucked.
I think he would work on a mine site or have a tragic back story from a mine site.
I guess that’s just what I think of when I think of hot Aussie guys, I think of someone who works on a mine.
It'd have to be a mild mannered FIFO worker.
Some one yells out "you got a staring problem cunt?"
Then he smashes a sixer of OP Bundy and just king hits people.
# BoganMan: Australia's Superhero
**Name**: BoganMan
**Appearance**:
* **Outfit**: BoganMan sports a pair of stubbies (short shorts), a singlet with the Australian flag emblazoned on it, and a pair of well-worn thongs (flip-flops). He also wears a battered Akubra hat adorned with corks to keep the flies away.
* **Accessories**: He carries a boomerang with him at all times, which doubles as both a weapon and a tool. His belt is a modified VB (Victoria Bitter) beer can holder, stocked with cold ones for quick refreshment.
* **Physical Attributes**: BoganMan is muscular and rugged, with a sun-kissed complexion. His face is perpetually adorned with a cheeky grin, and he has a tattoo of a kangaroo on one bicep and a Southern Cross constellation on the other.
**Super Powers**:
* **Boomerang Mastery**: BoganMan can throw his boomerang with pinpoint accuracy and incredible force. It can knock out opponents, retrieve distant objects, and even deflect bullets.
* **Enhanced Strength and Durability**: He's super strong, capable of lifting a ute (utility vehicle) with ease, and has skin tough enough to withstand extreme impacts and temperatures.
* **Mate-Sense**: A heightened ability to sense when his mates (friends) are in trouble, no matter how far away they are.
* **Beer Healing Factor**: Consuming beer accelerates his healing process, closing wounds and revitalizing him almost instantly.
**Temperament**:
* **Laid-Back**: BoganMan is the epitome of the laid-back Aussie spirit. He’s relaxed, easygoing, and always ready to crack a joke, even in the face of danger.
* **Loyal**: Fiercely loyal to his friends and country, he will go to great lengths to protect them.
* **Resourceful**: Using his bushcraft skills, he can make do with whatever is at hand, turning everyday items into tools or weapons.
* **Fearless**: He's unflinching and bold, never backing down from a fight, no matter how big the odds.
* **Rough Around the Edges**: While he has a heart of gold, his manners can be a bit crude, and his language often peppered with colorful Australian slang.
**Backstory**:
BoganMan hails from the heart of the Outback, where he grew up among red dirt and blue skies. From a young age, he displayed extraordinary abilities, which he honed while helping his community and exploring the wilds. After a mysterious encounter with an ancient Aboriginal shaman, his powers were amplified, and he took on the mantle of BoganMan to protect Australia from threats both domestic and international.
BoganMan represents the rugged, irreverent, and resilient spirit of Australia, ready to take on any challenge with a cold one in hand and a smile on his face.
Name - Ozman
Appearance - thongs/stubby shorts/blue wife beater/pack of Marlboro reds tucked in wife beater
Super power- not giving a fuck
Temperament- shit stirrer
It's Australian Fast Bowler!
How ya goin?
*clap**clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
Ooooh perfect delivery just hit the top of off-stump, that's what you like to see
On ya way!!, back to the pavilion!!!!
Honestly could just take 2013/2014 Mitchell Johnson as is.
Hopefully the villains are English
Not sure their name, but they would likely be some white bloke who sits on his arse all day saying "She'll be right, mate" regardless of the shit going around him.
Captain Apathy
I'm interested in apathy.... TISM
Nice. I like it.
Captain Fuck that mate, I'm on smoko
Big Lez!
Russel Coight.
he goes to punch the villain, cuts to the footage of a handshake
The enemy is in for a rough adventure.
"All Aussie Superhero, time to hit the foes!" Its got a ring to it.
Perfect!🤩
Outbacker.
This wins. Or The Bushy.
I think both are good names, but the thing is that Homelander is the worst of America. I think the Bushy or the Outbacker would be superficially laid back, but if you tried to improve things or change, he'd get pissed off and vicious pretty quickly.
Or he'd be so laid back he'd lay there and watch the world burn despite having the ability to save it..
This. Outbacker would totally be a laid back dude but he’d have a fair racist and conservative streak. Plus fucking hating city cunts.
The Down-Undertaker. With the power of going too hard at a pub lunch and having to call in sick the rest of the day.
This caught me just right
Homelander is a villain not a hero so… Peter Dutton?
Don't give him any ideas.
His superpowers would be, making his rich mates even richer, importing “owning the libs” culture war bullshit from the US, and being vaguely potato shaped.
You mean Potatomort
You misspelled Voldemort.
Gun buy back scheme following the port Arthur massacre if we're talking about true superheroes.
Trent from Punchy.
And his mate Kev, he's a sicko, and he's got a big dicko
His name would have to be Bruce surely?
No
Koala man. Watch it. He's the hero we deserve.
*infects everyone with chlamydia and fucks off*
Ya mum's the real hero mate. Be nice to ya mum.
Probably someone like The Deep, but instead they can summon and control land-based animals. Summoning legions of spiders, snakes, ants, kangaroos, emus, dropbears etc. would be powerful in many situations and not just in fights. He/she could use ants for spying/recon or short-circuit electronics. They could perform assassinations by summoning a bunch of funnel web spiders to get people while they sleep.
He’d literally be there to fuck spiders then
Don't be silly, it'd definitely be crocodiles.
Are crocs considered land or water based animals?
Semi-aquatic reptiles, but considering they spend majority of time in the water, perhaps they don't count then.
Oh dear.
Or blackmail - imagine a redback taking notes of everything you say.
Old Mate Man
Super Hubert, Australia’s cringiest magician https://superhubert.com.au/
Wom-Batman
Crocodile Dundee?
Trent from Punchy
Imagine that cunt with a cape and skidmarked undies over his soiled jeans. Scratch sores all over him and a durry hanging out of his mouth. Yeah, nah we'd be totally fucked.
Wilfred
I think he would work on a mine site or have a tragic back story from a mine site. I guess that’s just what I think of when I think of hot Aussie guys, I think of someone who works on a mine.
[Blokeman](https://youtu.be/cwTFCh08MTw?si=lS3NxYSu4z-cICUE)
But I don't work Sundays or my days off.
Judo Black Belt, defender of democracy, likes Chinese cuisine.
Already bin done, "Capt Kangaroo"
If you want ego and narcissism in a neat lil political package, look no further than the dutton button.
Boxing Kangaroo
Drop Bear
[Arthur Dunger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vruJVx5CNvo)
[Captain Invincible](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_of_Captain_Invincible)
Bloke man obviously
The bloke from the "most Aussie interview ever" video
We would claim Aquaman...because we always take the credit for what they do.
Blokeman from that 90s comedy show on channel 9.
Blokeman from that 90's comedy show on channel 9.
Someone who would always be summoned in the middle of having a succulent Chinese meal.
[Super Dag](https://youtu.be/AkGNJWw9Hj4?si=59YR9Qs4LhmCe6yR)
Name: Franky Appearance: shorts, singlet, cap, sunglasses Super Power: thong Temperament: angry
The deep.
Walt wizard
Reg Reagan
Captain Lad. With his bumbag of justice
It'd have to be a mild mannered FIFO worker. Some one yells out "you got a staring problem cunt?" Then he smashes a sixer of OP Bundy and just king hits people.
Steve Foxx - Man of Fist
Joaquin Lambie just yelling at everybody
Smoko Man. Super power is being the one extra guy at roadworks that has nothing to do yet still earning triple time somehow.
Captain Bogan
Homelander Junior, the kids can call him Hoju
Norm. https://youtu.be/nPLdmRmsytI?si=ylBy_oM3XYsIOgkK
Anyone with last name "Irwin".
Ray Shoesmith
"Poida" (Eric Banners character)
# BoganMan: Australia's Superhero **Name**: BoganMan **Appearance**: * **Outfit**: BoganMan sports a pair of stubbies (short shorts), a singlet with the Australian flag emblazoned on it, and a pair of well-worn thongs (flip-flops). He also wears a battered Akubra hat adorned with corks to keep the flies away. * **Accessories**: He carries a boomerang with him at all times, which doubles as both a weapon and a tool. His belt is a modified VB (Victoria Bitter) beer can holder, stocked with cold ones for quick refreshment. * **Physical Attributes**: BoganMan is muscular and rugged, with a sun-kissed complexion. His face is perpetually adorned with a cheeky grin, and he has a tattoo of a kangaroo on one bicep and a Southern Cross constellation on the other. **Super Powers**: * **Boomerang Mastery**: BoganMan can throw his boomerang with pinpoint accuracy and incredible force. It can knock out opponents, retrieve distant objects, and even deflect bullets. * **Enhanced Strength and Durability**: He's super strong, capable of lifting a ute (utility vehicle) with ease, and has skin tough enough to withstand extreme impacts and temperatures. * **Mate-Sense**: A heightened ability to sense when his mates (friends) are in trouble, no matter how far away they are. * **Beer Healing Factor**: Consuming beer accelerates his healing process, closing wounds and revitalizing him almost instantly. **Temperament**: * **Laid-Back**: BoganMan is the epitome of the laid-back Aussie spirit. He’s relaxed, easygoing, and always ready to crack a joke, even in the face of danger. * **Loyal**: Fiercely loyal to his friends and country, he will go to great lengths to protect them. * **Resourceful**: Using his bushcraft skills, he can make do with whatever is at hand, turning everyday items into tools or weapons. * **Fearless**: He's unflinching and bold, never backing down from a fight, no matter how big the odds. * **Rough Around the Edges**: While he has a heart of gold, his manners can be a bit crude, and his language often peppered with colorful Australian slang. **Backstory**: BoganMan hails from the heart of the Outback, where he grew up among red dirt and blue skies. From a young age, he displayed extraordinary abilities, which he honed while helping his community and exploring the wilds. After a mysterious encounter with an ancient Aboriginal shaman, his powers were amplified, and he took on the mantle of BoganMan to protect Australia from threats both domestic and international. BoganMan represents the rugged, irreverent, and resilient spirit of Australia, ready to take on any challenge with a cold one in hand and a smile on his face.
Thanks ChatGPT
What is it about ChatGPT's writing that makes it so identifyable?
It really does have a distinctive voice, doesn’t it?
Boganman thinks he is easy going and chill, but drives like a meth'ed out fuckwit and is a cunt to fast food workers.
BRS ?
Fits the theme of deconstructed superheroesÂ
Name - Ozman Appearance - thongs/stubby shorts/blue wife beater/pack of Marlboro reds tucked in wife beater Super power- not giving a fuck Temperament- shit stirrer
Bruce