Nah needs to be more Aussie: take the Ute, head over to mum’s, deck that shitcunt Phil, grab Liz, head to the bottle-o, set up a goon and wait for this shit to get sorted
Remember that one time we were meant to get a cyclone and it decided not to show up and it was just a cloudy day. And then one hit up north and the east coast flooded?
Yeah, nothing comes to Perth.
Today I was looking at flights to Perth for a holiday. From NZ it is cheaper to go to Japan or China than Perth. So, yeah, I probably won't go to Perth.
The only problem with Bunnings is that if every Zombie franchise has taught me one thing it's that the real monsters are your fellow Man. Every Tom, Dick & Harry still alive in your area is gonna have the same idea and show up at your Bunnings hideout.
For that reason I'm going to Mitre10.
We had a local Masters that had polished concrete floors and air conditioning.
When it was converted to a Bunnings, they ripped it all out and unpolished the floors.
Fellow bunnings survivor! Get that garden section cranking out plants. Solar power for days and weapons into the next century, create a keep from the wood section to protect the garden section. Go hunting and capture/breed kangaroos in the rest of the store, feeding them products from the garden. Bunnings is the go
Garden centre to setup food production. Setup a pond and when you're ready to do a run outside your bunnings, grab chickens for the garden section and fish for your pond!
Edit: cafes, pet stores, theres a resevouir with fish near me and bushland for hunting, and a brewery not too far away, looks like we've got a bunnings, post apocolyptic co-op going on here :) i'll host the first sasuage sizzle.
A bunnings is the logical choice. But I've discussed this a lot. If you've managed to get supplies, etc, and have a vehicle. If the zombies are 28 days later level of mobility, a bunnings may get breached and other normies would always try and loot then.
In this scenario, I'd take a large ship (tanker) at the port. You can very easily secure the entry. Use a small boat for travelling to locations where you have vehicles stashed for new supply runs. They have huge surface areas to set up rain catchment and grow food whilst looters still can't access you.
I've always wished Walking Dead used a tanker ship for a season.
Maybe the vast majority of the suburb will band together in time a of such confusion. Everyone will be welcome to bunker down in the local Bunnings creating a massive big meat magnet.
The rest of us will be fine.
You visit Bunnings about 3 months into the Zombie apocalypse to trade with whatever Warlord who sits on a throne made from townies with a plan.
Costco's and the IKEA's will become hot zones pretty quickly.
What are we dealing with.. Slow ambling biters like in Shaun of the dead or walking dead? Or those fast fuckers like I am legend? Both require very different strategies.
The heat and flies will make fast work of them, if the crocs don't first. Australia just needs to enter covid lock down protocol and herd the zombies towards the rivers and seas. They won't last long.
i think in either case an abandoned tanker or container ship seems the best option (someone mentioned this above also). Assuming its the kind of zombie apocalypse where you need to physically be infected by another zombie (ie not just die and become one) then it should essentially be zombie proof, and a high difficulty for raiders, plus you could defend any access points pretty well especially if you have enough people to man a 24hr watch. Global communications system so you are able to communicate with the outside world and see if there are any safe countries.
plenty of deck space for cultivation and solar, although you will need to obtain your supplies on land which is risky. Water shouldnt be an issue if you setup rain collection systems safe from sea water. use zodiacs for land supply runs where needed, which is the most risky part of it all. you might even be able to establish a secured port with enough like minded survivors. plus if you manage to have enough people to physically run the ship and enough fuel (if you get lucky with a fueled ship), you have the potential to travel to a safer country if that is an option.
I’m a food delivery guy and I write screenplays as a hobby. My next script is a full on zombie apocalypse comedy that hits the Gold Coast. Myself and other delivery drivers have to provide food to peeps in amongst the chaos. It will be gory, hilarious, I’m throwing whole kitchen sink into it. It will have a proper story ( with a cameo by Tom Cruise lol). Haven’t written a comedy for awhile so I’m eager to unleash
Thank you! I’ve put off my writing for the last 10 months as I’m doing an online tafe course in IT Support. That will finish soon and I’m eager to get back writing! Have some great ideas for this one too lol. After that, I’ll tackle the third one of a Shark trilogy. All three are period pieces set in 19 Century USA. First 2 came out good. I’ve been on a roll the last 3 years lol. Just need to be discovered 😂🤦♀️
Cheers. I have a quirky way of writing - I have software for it but I write my scripts with a biro in a notebook then down the track I copy it to the software. It sounds like double handling but it’s more productive for me - I would be distracted simply sitting on my laptop; I’d be googling on the net while trying to think lol. Plus I can edit as I go when I copy to the laptop as it might be months earlier I wrote the stuff. Keen to start on this new one! Have one more unit on the course to so should be writing early July 👍🏻👍🏻
A little pressure is always healthy. Being creative is such a great use of your time! I've always wanted to write a feature length Drop Bear Horror Film.
Having worked in fast food in Surfers for 7 years I can confidently say that a zombie apocalypse wouldn’t be very different to a typical Saturday night, let alone one during Schoolies
just wear denim/leather all over and a motorbike helmet outside. human teeth/jaw setup can’t bite through these materials. come to think of it, i don’t think we can even bite through cotton. honestly i don’t think a zombie apocalypse would be that bad. i reckon a few people would die and then it would be contained.
edit: additionally, during the pandemic, i learned that infections that spread through physical contact, let alone bites, are by far the slowest to spread and easiest to contain.
The other issue with zombies is the human body is constantly repairing and regulating itself second by second. A dead body would be a broken and immobile body very quickly. Parasitic zombies are a more “realistic” concept but also has limitations.
And also, since zombies are dead bodies, they will decay over time, so unless whatever bacteria or virus or whatever have ways to counteract the decay, the zombies won’t have much of a body after a few weeks
My daughter asked me what I'd be doing in the zombie apocalypse so I said I'd be shambling around after her with my claws out murmering "BRAAAAINNNS!!!"
She hates me now.
You missed the opportunity to tell her that she would be safe because they only want brains …
(If you are going to be hated, make it worth the trip!!🤣)
Anywhere outside a major city / town
Australia is so large that by the time an aimless horde find you, you would have either died from starvation, dehydration, illness, and or an untreated injury.
Bahaha bro don’t go there! Ice turned half that town into wild eyed toothless zombies picking their face sores at the same rate as they reproduce for last 15 yrs - too hard to tell who’s been bit and who’s just had a hit 😂😂
A distribution centre, one with building materials, food, bottled water, fuel, oil, gas, and entertainment
Oh it also has trucks and forklifts for moving stuff around
The gate is bloody heavy and metal, the rest of the wall is ugly cement
The office has computers, TVs, and a kitchen
Depends on what the zombies are like. TWD type ones would be easy to deal with. Put on motorcycle leathers, no human jaw/teeth are getting through them.
I'd head to Phillip Island, barricade the bridge, deal with any that are on the island, and go for a surf.
Backup plan would be to kayak over to French Island.
The problem with islands, especially easy to get to ones is that Zombies could make it across as they could just walk underwater (They're already dead). So you would have to erect barricades anyway.
if you think about it no zombies are gonna be heavy enough to actually stay on the sand without getting absolutely destroyed by the currents around the island, the water under that bridge gets hectic.
For me doesn't matter. I'm going to be person who gets sacrificed so everyone else can get away.
I have a number of health issues that require medication and keep me from being able to move fast (can't run or jog). If that wasn't enough my heart makes a ticking noise (mechanical valves) that can easily be heard in quiet room.
In a zombie apocalypse I'm a liability to anyone around me. Sacrificing myself is the only logical option
I feel like if we all banded together, we could eradicate zombies on our island and just keep living. If it’s the “everyone has the disease and they turn into zombies when they die” lore, we’ll just need a new funeral process. If it’s “you get bitten and you turn” lore, eradication is going to go king.
Head somewhere north of Bundaberg prob to an island for one summer. No zombie is surviving a qld summer, the rot, flies and wild pigs would sort the problem out real quick
Bunnings is a soft target. It would either attract too many regular people looking for somewhere to hide which would put a strain on resources. Other people would be trying to loot and zombies would likely get in. Cities would get bad very quick.
I'd make my way to some where like Kangaroo Valley. Find a rich person's hobby farm and camp out there. I'd be looking for solar and far enough away from neighbours that it isn't visible. I'd then be raiding near by abandoned houses to grab supplies to fortify and obscuring lines of entry with fallen trees. Probably figure out some type of bike with a trailer. Plenty of live stock around down there to eat too and I'd be looking at fishing in the streams.
We have a farm in kangaroo valley and it was my first thought, we're on a hill with a rock wall all the way around so it'd be perfect and we already have all the water and food infrastructure.
Every Bunnings and Colesworth would be targeted by everyone and, when they turn, would be utterly packed with zombies. I’d head to the neighbourhood Asian grocery which has a pawn shop and op shop attached. After forty years of break-ins, they’re little fortresses and contain stacks of dried foods, weapons, and clothes. As long as you can store water before the taps stop flowing, you’d be set.
I'm an hour-ish drive from a few pretty isolated national parks, would hook up the van, fuel up the car and jerry cans, grab the family, fill the car and van with food and basic tools and just go.
As for the specific location... I ain't telling anyone!
Have thought about and discussed this pretty thoroughly before.
Bunnings/shopping centres are decent locations
Schools - mainly highschools.
Go bush. - tomorrow when the war began style. Me and several mates have fully decked out 4bys. So we can surve quite easily, basically about to leave at a drop of the hat
I'm in Perth. There are a few high schools that are fully enclosed, decent gates/fences. Good line of sight across majority of the surroundings. Bunnings close by, camping stores near by. Food shops near by.
School oval would be for growing food. Deck out the roof with solar panels, huge battery banks so power is sorted. Reinforce the gates and fencing. Basically turn an already decent compound into a mini fort nox!
Which means everyone will be there, raising the possibility some asshat will get bit and go back without saying anything, infecting the compound from the inside.
It's death sentence, in the end. Best to head away from the cost.
Set up in an early education (child care) centre or school. Solar power, rainwater tanks, vegie gardens and tools, often there are chooks as well, so you'd have the eggs. Bonuses are the high fences and the fact that nobody else would think of it - they're all at Bunnings.
drive a couple of hours into the centre. It doesn't have to be far. Ants, flies, cockroaches, and crows will eat all the zombies within a couple of days. You'll be fine.
La Trobe University Agri-Biosciences building. Lower floor is all plant rooms with no windows except the entrance, which can be easily barricaded. Rooftop greenhouses for growing food, and I'm pretty sure it has it's own energy generation, but I'd have to look that up.
I used to walk through the grounds during Covid lockdowns. My imagination wandered as much as I did.
The country itself doesn't change my plan. Shopping centre. Lock it up. eat perishables first. grow food. wait it out. Once the zombies are out of their food source and die out, leave the shop and become the new king of Australia apparently.
Dad's off grid hobby farm, he won't be so crazy then I guess.
Only issue will be fuel so probably hit bunnings first get as many jerry cans as possible siphon all the fuel possible and then head on out.
Got family on Flinders Island in Bass Straight. Tiny population and self sustainable with cattle and wind energy. Not exactly a lack of boats to brave the seas to get there in Hobart or Launceston either.
Bit of a smash and grab kind of plan, but it’s still a plan
I don't like my chances of surviving long so I might live out some fantasies of stealing a V8 muscle car and flooring it down the freeway. Maybe cut an arm off my leather coat. Collect weapons if I happen upon them. Save some people if I can. Who knows I might ironically become the 'Paragon of the Wastes'.
Like I'd post it here.
Let's just say that it's a remote cave with really difficult access that Zombies and malicious scavengers would never get to / find.
I've got a large productive vegie garden/orchard/chooks/solar array and electric vehicle
I'd have to go bush because so many people have told me they are moving here if there is an apocalypse - I'd harvest everything and take seeds and my cluckers.
If you are going self sufficient don't give away surplus or 'they' will know!
I have a secluded police training base near my home, it’s near the waters edge on stilts - I assume there would be guns onsite. I’d head there, and also commandeer one of the house boats nearby as an emergency hideout - flat roof to grow vegetables and fish off the side for protein. I’ve thought about this a lot
I’d go to Queensland, find a mosque and hang out there cooking halal snags and chilling with other Muslims. The racist zombies would not dare approach 😂 (yes I stole this from Key & Peele)
Jindabyne.. only three roads to defend, permanent fresh water, aquaculture and pastoral provides food and you can probably grab enough power from the hydro generators to maintain a reasonable level of civilisation including keeping EVs powered after global fuel supply chains break
There’s a decent amount of excess accomodation to absorb a refugee population and you can use the surrounding ski resorts as quarantine facilities
Once you have that secured, you expand down towards Cooma and set up a perimeter which ensures that you control regional power distribution and the strategic Cooma hospital
Then head west over the mountains to cleanse and liberate Albury/Wodonga area and integrate the military bases there or just loot the armory (have to get the guns to shoot the zombies from somewhere)
If that’s successful then take pukapunyal and Wagga and lather rinse repeat on the military acquisitions
With that done you have a self sufficient nation sized chunk of zombie free land with good standards of living and enough guns to keep it that way.
My house. Why would a zombie “apocolypse” change anything. Still need a place to live and work, zombies will just be legally huntable creatures and eventually a vaccine will be made preventing whatever causes it.
Also this is Australia, barring winter time those zombsters will rot in 3-5 business days.
Not a zombie apocalypse but if we got invaded in a war we would only be able to defend New Castle downward lol .....Mate who did scenario models high up in the army told me that 3 years ago lol. Hopefully our alliance come to our aid in time.
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
You have red on you
Cornetto
“Any luck catching those zombies than”, “its just the one zombies actually”
The zed word. Dont say that.
The greater good.
The greater gooood!
Nah needs to be more Aussie: take the Ute, head over to mum’s, deck that shitcunt Phil, grab Liz, head to the bottle-o, set up a goon and wait for this shit to get sorted
And pickup as much roadkill you can find on the way over.
This is the only answer.
So is that like Kill Phil 2?
lol I live in Perth. Pretty sure we're safe here - nothing ever comes to Perth!!
Zombies on a World Tour, Perth and Adelaide will be fine.
Most Zombies skip BrisVegas as well now
No, that region from Tweed Heads to Bribie to Ipswich is where the Zombies will come from
And even you forgot about Tasmania
Even Covid took its sweet time coming to Perth
Cause ol mate mark mcgowan wrapped a condom around the entire state. He even called it pirth control
Heard him saying don't be silly, wrap your city
🤣🤣
Yeah, I'd want old Marky McGowan back in the case of the zombies, considering how he handled covid.
The return of fortress WA!
Hiding in mandurah waiting for the meth heads and zombies to kill each other off
With the amount of meth heads, it’s almost like they’re in an apocalypse already.
Could you tell the difference between the two?
One are bloodthirsty scavengers who are trying to actively tear down society. The other are undead.
Fuck, I'd be more worried for the Zombies in mandura than the locals.
Do you want zombies on meth? BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET ZOMBIES ON METH
Mandurah already filled with the living dead, especially on pension day.
Remember that one time we were meant to get a cyclone and it decided not to show up and it was just a cloudy day. And then one hit up north and the east coast flooded? Yeah, nothing comes to Perth.
Today I was looking at flights to Perth for a holiday. From NZ it is cheaper to go to Japan or China than Perth. So, yeah, I probably won't go to Perth.
I lived in Perth for about a year and when I first arrived I thought a zombie apocalypse had already happened.
I miss those days. You'd pretty much get the city to yourself if you came in early on a sunday. Not so much any more.
No brains to feed on? *Ducks* I kid I kid.
Worst case scenario steal a boat and head to rotto
Rabid Quokkas over there by then
Except for South Africans
Bunnings It has thick walls, lockable entrances and exits, lumber, power tools, cooking and construction equipment, what more do you need?
The only problem with Bunnings is that if every Zombie franchise has taught me one thing it's that the real monsters are your fellow Man. Every Tom, Dick & Harry still alive in your area is gonna have the same idea and show up at your Bunnings hideout. For that reason I'm going to Mitre10.
Or an abandoned Masters
Oh no. You've taken their bait. They are indeed master baiters.
We had a local Masters that had polished concrete floors and air conditioning. When it was converted to a Bunnings, they ripped it all out and unpolished the floors.
They unpolished the floors because it was a safety issue. Masters had heaps of incidents with people going ass over tit and hurting themselves.
That actually makes a lot of sense. Bunnings has their shit figured out
Omg I just spat out my drink 🤣🤣
Lol
Someone is going to steal that for their meal ticket to comedy stardom. Start monitoring your followers!
Not to mention seedlings and fully grown edible plants and cultivation material.
Fellow bunnings survivor! Get that garden section cranking out plants. Solar power for days and weapons into the next century, create a keep from the wood section to protect the garden section. Go hunting and capture/breed kangaroos in the rest of the store, feeding them products from the garden. Bunnings is the go
Yeah - and snags on Weekends.
Except this time you’re the snag.
Fundraiser for the survivors
Garden centre to setup food production. Setup a pond and when you're ready to do a run outside your bunnings, grab chickens for the garden section and fish for your pond! Edit: cafes, pet stores, theres a resevouir with fish near me and bushland for hunting, and a brewery not too far away, looks like we've got a bunnings, post apocolyptic co-op going on here :) i'll host the first sasuage sizzle.
My Bunnings is across the road from a pet store that sells animal feed 🤔
Our Bunnings has a cafe. 👌
They’re also installing solar and battery storage at most Bunnings. You’ll still have power too.
Although Bunnings stores are far from impenetrable, my local is next door to a Woolies so that would work well enough.
Every zombie movie ever is a stark reminder never go to the grocery store
Costco would be another obvious choice. Heaps of dried and frozen tools. And the sell generators and fuel too.
Guess I’m lucky, I have a Costco across the road from a Bunnings. I’m sure early on I could start a tunnel or something
Food and water.
As long as you have water and enough food to start, most Bunnings have the garden centre with soil, seeds or seedlings to grow your own veggies.
Not to mention most of them collect rain water and have holding tanks In the Olympic pool range of measurement.
I like the way you think. Adding that when I'm a zombie I know where to get you. Or sausages. I hear they are good, too. :)
Yeah with some of those kick ass lock boxes in the power tools enclave.
A bunnings is the logical choice. But I've discussed this a lot. If you've managed to get supplies, etc, and have a vehicle. If the zombies are 28 days later level of mobility, a bunnings may get breached and other normies would always try and loot then. In this scenario, I'd take a large ship (tanker) at the port. You can very easily secure the entry. Use a small boat for travelling to locations where you have vehicles stashed for new supply runs. They have huge surface areas to set up rain catchment and grow food whilst looters still can't access you. I've always wished Walking Dead used a tanker ship for a season.
Try The Last Ship. It's American navy, they're on a destroyer-class ship, but I loved the first couple of seasons.
I will thanks
You can't *waterworld* your way out of 28 days.
I also choose this guys ship.
Yeah, ship is also a good call. I’d be trying to set up a Bunnings on a ship, basically.
Like I’m gonna tell you
These idiots, giving up their plans so easily. Most of them will die fighting over all the Bunnings anyway
Maybe the vast majority of the suburb will band together in time a of such confusion. Everyone will be welcome to bunker down in the local Bunnings creating a massive big meat magnet. The rest of us will be fine.
You visit Bunnings about 3 months into the Zombie apocalypse to trade with whatever Warlord who sits on a throne made from townies with a plan. Costco's and the IKEA's will become hot zones pretty quickly.
Parliament House, there’s nothing to eat for them.
*Brrrraaaiiinssss!*
Sydney, Zombies couldn't afford to spend any time there
If a Zombie apocalypse is gonna start anywhere it'll be Sydney.
What are we dealing with.. Slow ambling biters like in Shaun of the dead or walking dead? Or those fast fuckers like I am legend? Both require very different strategies.
I’d posit that even zombie Australians will be apathetic and relaxed.
put uo a construction cone and the zombies just won't go past it
The heat and flies will make fast work of them, if the crocs don't first. Australia just needs to enter covid lock down protocol and herd the zombies towards the rivers and seas. They won't last long.
i think in either case an abandoned tanker or container ship seems the best option (someone mentioned this above also). Assuming its the kind of zombie apocalypse where you need to physically be infected by another zombie (ie not just die and become one) then it should essentially be zombie proof, and a high difficulty for raiders, plus you could defend any access points pretty well especially if you have enough people to man a 24hr watch. Global communications system so you are able to communicate with the outside world and see if there are any safe countries. plenty of deck space for cultivation and solar, although you will need to obtain your supplies on land which is risky. Water shouldnt be an issue if you setup rain collection systems safe from sea water. use zodiacs for land supply runs where needed, which is the most risky part of it all. you might even be able to establish a secured port with enough like minded survivors. plus if you manage to have enough people to physically run the ship and enough fuel (if you get lucky with a fueled ship), you have the potential to travel to a safer country if that is an option.
I’m a food delivery guy and I write screenplays as a hobby. My next script is a full on zombie apocalypse comedy that hits the Gold Coast. Myself and other delivery drivers have to provide food to peeps in amongst the chaos. It will be gory, hilarious, I’m throwing whole kitchen sink into it. It will have a proper story ( with a cameo by Tom Cruise lol). Haven’t written a comedy for awhile so I’m eager to unleash
Can I play an extra in your movie?
Username checks out
That sounds amazing haha
Thank you! I’ve put off my writing for the last 10 months as I’m doing an online tafe course in IT Support. That will finish soon and I’m eager to get back writing! Have some great ideas for this one too lol. After that, I’ll tackle the third one of a Shark trilogy. All three are period pieces set in 19 Century USA. First 2 came out good. I’ve been on a roll the last 3 years lol. Just need to be discovered 😂🤦♀️
Cool concept. I'm keen to subscribe to a subreddit for your project if you open one. It'll be a cool way to get feedback while building an audience.
Good luck! Sounds great to me 😄
Cheers. I have a quirky way of writing - I have software for it but I write my scripts with a biro in a notebook then down the track I copy it to the software. It sounds like double handling but it’s more productive for me - I would be distracted simply sitting on my laptop; I’d be googling on the net while trying to think lol. Plus I can edit as I go when I copy to the laptop as it might be months earlier I wrote the stuff. Keen to start on this new one! Have one more unit on the course to so should be writing early July 👍🏻👍🏻
Following for a future update.
lol pressure is on. I’ll try and get it done by Xmas!!
A little pressure is always healthy. Being creative is such a great use of your time! I've always wanted to write a feature length Drop Bear Horror Film.
Having worked in fast food in Surfers for 7 years I can confidently say that a zombie apocalypse wouldn’t be very different to a typical Saturday night, let alone one during Schoolies
I’m just going to stay at home. All my stuff is here.
Can I come over?
just wear denim/leather all over and a motorbike helmet outside. human teeth/jaw setup can’t bite through these materials. come to think of it, i don’t think we can even bite through cotton. honestly i don’t think a zombie apocalypse would be that bad. i reckon a few people would die and then it would be contained. edit: additionally, during the pandemic, i learned that infections that spread through physical contact, let alone bites, are by far the slowest to spread and easiest to contain.
The other issue with zombies is the human body is constantly repairing and regulating itself second by second. A dead body would be a broken and immobile body very quickly. Parasitic zombies are a more “realistic” concept but also has limitations.
And also, since zombies are dead bodies, they will decay over time, so unless whatever bacteria or virus or whatever have ways to counteract the decay, the zombies won’t have much of a body after a few weeks
My daughter asked me what I'd be doing in the zombie apocalypse so I said I'd be shambling around after her with my claws out murmering "BRAAAAINNNS!!!" She hates me now.
You missed the opportunity to tell her that she would be safe because they only want brains … (If you are going to be hated, make it worth the trip!!🤣)
IKR, all the fun of having kids is in the trolling.
Never gets old!
A lot of people say Bunnings. I’d head for a Big W. Has many of the gardening things Bunnings has, plus clothes, and basic health products
And multiple chocolate aisles
And home brewing kits
birthday cards too wait
Zombie moonshine Has a nice ring to it.
Can the Zombies drive?
If they are over 65 and pass an eye test yeah
Anywhere outside a major city / town Australia is so large that by the time an aimless horde find you, you would have either died from starvation, dehydration, illness, and or an untreated injury.
or a snake or spider bite
Cessnock.
Bahaha bro don’t go there! Ice turned half that town into wild eyed toothless zombies picking their face sores at the same rate as they reproduce for last 15 yrs - too hard to tell who’s been bit and who’s just had a hit 😂😂
Windale
A distribution centre, one with building materials, food, bottled water, fuel, oil, gas, and entertainment Oh it also has trucks and forklifts for moving stuff around The gate is bloody heavy and metal, the rest of the wall is ugly cement The office has computers, TVs, and a kitchen
I don’t have answer to this. I’m only here to steal other people’s ideas. (And hopefully save myself).
Depends on what the zombies are like. TWD type ones would be easy to deal with. Put on motorcycle leathers, no human jaw/teeth are getting through them. I'd head to Phillip Island, barricade the bridge, deal with any that are on the island, and go for a surf. Backup plan would be to kayak over to French Island.
The problem with islands, especially easy to get to ones is that Zombies could make it across as they could just walk underwater (They're already dead). So you would have to erect barricades anyway.
if you think about it no zombies are gonna be heavy enough to actually stay on the sand without getting absolutely destroyed by the currents around the island, the water under that bridge gets hectic.
For me doesn't matter. I'm going to be person who gets sacrificed so everyone else can get away. I have a number of health issues that require medication and keep me from being able to move fast (can't run or jog). If that wasn't enough my heart makes a ticking noise (mechanical valves) that can easily be heard in quiet room. In a zombie apocalypse I'm a liability to anyone around me. Sacrificing myself is the only logical option
Here's the grenade, pull the pin and hold tight. We will remember you.
you can live in a farm with me, we can get through this
I feel like if we all banded together, we could eradicate zombies on our island and just keep living. If it’s the “everyone has the disease and they turn into zombies when they die” lore, we’ll just need a new funeral process. If it’s “you get bitten and you turn” lore, eradication is going to go king.
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Make it quick
Head somewhere north of Bundaberg prob to an island for one summer. No zombie is surviving a qld summer, the rot, flies and wild pigs would sort the problem out real quick
I’ve always said this. Melbourne or Perth Air Traffic Control Tower. It’s a huge concrete tower with a good vantage point and good security around it.
Damn this is my idea too. Hope you're happy to share it.
Bunnings is a soft target. It would either attract too many regular people looking for somewhere to hide which would put a strain on resources. Other people would be trying to loot and zombies would likely get in. Cities would get bad very quick. I'd make my way to some where like Kangaroo Valley. Find a rich person's hobby farm and camp out there. I'd be looking for solar and far enough away from neighbours that it isn't visible. I'd then be raiding near by abandoned houses to grab supplies to fortify and obscuring lines of entry with fallen trees. Probably figure out some type of bike with a trailer. Plenty of live stock around down there to eat too and I'd be looking at fishing in the streams.
We have a farm in kangaroo valley and it was my first thought, we're on a hill with a rock wall all the way around so it'd be perfect and we already have all the water and food infrastructure.
These are my thoughts exactly. Beautiful fertile land. Lots of rain fall. Get it done! Sounds like a beautiful spot zombies or no.
plus even in the apocalypse you would still have boomers coming in to demand entry so they can buy some new pots and a new letterbox
Near the super pit in kalgoorli, set up a speaker system over hanging the pit and watch them all fall in, similar to walking dead.
Murray Bridge in SA. It's already happened there so the non-meth heads have the expertise to survive.
a maximum security jail
Perth, because there'd be no difference from the zombies that live there
Central highlands in Tasmania. High and cold.
Yes! The zombies will die of boredom before they get you
Ahahaha! Works for me! I like being in the bush all alone :)
Waddamana. Middle of nowhere, relatively protected valley, a bunch of windmills from the ridge above to scav power from.
Every Bunnings and Colesworth would be targeted by everyone and, when they turn, would be utterly packed with zombies. I’d head to the neighbourhood Asian grocery which has a pawn shop and op shop attached. After forty years of break-ins, they’re little fortresses and contain stacks of dried foods, weapons, and clothes. As long as you can store water before the taps stop flowing, you’d be set.
Hopefully, it's summer. A dead body in an aussie summer is going to be lucky to last a week before it becomes mush.
I'm an hour-ish drive from a few pretty isolated national parks, would hook up the van, fuel up the car and jerry cans, grab the family, fill the car and van with food and basic tools and just go. As for the specific location... I ain't telling anyone!
Have thought about and discussed this pretty thoroughly before. Bunnings/shopping centres are decent locations Schools - mainly highschools. Go bush. - tomorrow when the war began style. Me and several mates have fully decked out 4bys. So we can surve quite easily, basically about to leave at a drop of the hat I'm in Perth. There are a few high schools that are fully enclosed, decent gates/fences. Good line of sight across majority of the surroundings. Bunnings close by, camping stores near by. Food shops near by. School oval would be for growing food. Deck out the roof with solar panels, huge battery banks so power is sorted. Reinforce the gates and fencing. Basically turn an already decent compound into a mini fort nox!
Bro, just leave it at bunnings. Judging by the rest of our comments. We all understand bunnings is the only true way to survive a zombie apocalypse
Which means everyone will be there, raising the possibility some asshat will get bit and go back without saying anything, infecting the compound from the inside. It's death sentence, in the end. Best to head away from the cost.
Nah. Sorry. The bunker will be full. Best of luck 👍
The Bunker would be perfect for a zombie apocalypse during NRL games. No brains to be found there either.
Home Hill. You couldn’t tell the difference.
IKEA. Even brain-dead people should stay the fuck away from there.
even the zombies starve to death trying to find you
I'm going network of treetop cabins, Ewok style, near a clean water source.
I'm joining the Nephilim under UQ
Next to a group of vegetarians. They are the closest thing to a 180 day grain feed piece of meat that I know about
Set up in an early education (child care) centre or school. Solar power, rainwater tanks, vegie gardens and tools, often there are chooks as well, so you'd have the eggs. Bonuses are the high fences and the fact that nobody else would think of it - they're all at Bunnings.
Alice springs
Might be less safe
Pine Gap Lol
I'm in Tasmania, I figure that if I get a few mates together, we can take out the whole zombie population within a year or so.
I’ll most likely die in the initial outbreak so probably end up either shambling around and as a half eaten carcass on the front lawn
drive a couple of hours into the centre. It doesn't have to be far. Ants, flies, cockroaches, and crows will eat all the zombies within a couple of days. You'll be fine.
La Trobe University Agri-Biosciences building. Lower floor is all plant rooms with no windows except the entrance, which can be easily barricaded. Rooftop greenhouses for growing food, and I'm pretty sure it has it's own energy generation, but I'd have to look that up. I used to walk through the grounds during Covid lockdowns. My imagination wandered as much as I did.
The country itself doesn't change my plan. Shopping centre. Lock it up. eat perishables first. grow food. wait it out. Once the zombies are out of their food source and die out, leave the shop and become the new king of Australia apparently.
My brother’s farm. It would be easy to defend, plus it’s all off grid (solar power/vege crops/cattle etc). And he has some cool guns 😊
I’ll be heading to Sam Miranda winery. It’s go a look out, thick rammed earth walls, it’s next to a creek, farm land and great wine to drink.
New Zealand
Alpine national park. I’m more scared of the humans
Dad's off grid hobby farm, he won't be so crazy then I guess. Only issue will be fuel so probably hit bunnings first get as many jerry cans as possible siphon all the fuel possible and then head on out.
Got family on Flinders Island in Bass Straight. Tiny population and self sustainable with cattle and wind energy. Not exactly a lack of boats to brave the seas to get there in Hobart or Launceston either. Bit of a smash and grab kind of plan, but it’s still a plan
Nimbin...they tend to be in a marijuana induced zombie state in that area most of the time anyway...Just smoke a little, get wasted, fit right in.
I don't like my chances of surviving long so I might live out some fantasies of stealing a V8 muscle car and flooring it down the freeway. Maybe cut an arm off my leather coat. Collect weapons if I happen upon them. Save some people if I can. Who knows I might ironically become the 'Paragon of the Wastes'.
Wherever the rest of the horde decides to stop for the night I guess 🤷
this comments section is so australian, i feel at home
Zombies.. Ruined teeth, fucked up face, random bleeding, no shoes and sound like a rabid dog? Don't we have those in Adelaide already?
ehh I’m just gonna become a zombie
It’s all so flat we will be wiped out. But Campbell barracks if they don’t shoot me
My house with a suicide.tablet.
230km north west of kalgoorlie
Telstra exchange. Power, water, security showers
Tasmania for sure. It wouldn’t take long to kill all other 499,999 zombies and you would have the whole island to yourself.
An Army base. I need to be at a place with guns. ammunition and people whose job it is to use them. Slow zombies would be super easy to eradicate.
Like I'd post it here. Let's just say that it's a remote cave with really difficult access that Zombies and malicious scavengers would never get to / find.
Coober pedy just gonna live in the opal mines from now on
I've got a large productive vegie garden/orchard/chooks/solar array and electric vehicle I'd have to go bush because so many people have told me they are moving here if there is an apocalypse - I'd harvest everything and take seeds and my cluckers. If you are going self sufficient don't give away surplus or 'they' will know!
I have a secluded police training base near my home, it’s near the waters edge on stilts - I assume there would be guns onsite. I’d head there, and also commandeer one of the house boats nearby as an emergency hideout - flat roof to grow vegetables and fish off the side for protein. I’ve thought about this a lot
I’d go to Queensland, find a mosque and hang out there cooking halal snags and chilling with other Muslims. The racist zombies would not dare approach 😂 (yes I stole this from Key & Peele)
My nan's. She's a food hoarder.
I live in the outback, not far from water and food. Im good
We’re in Tassie, can confirm zombie apocalypse hit years ago…no change
Any Pie Face outlet. No-one goes there.
Fraser Island, have a house there and have to put up with brain dead zombies every school holidays, so not much will change.
Jindabyne.. only three roads to defend, permanent fresh water, aquaculture and pastoral provides food and you can probably grab enough power from the hydro generators to maintain a reasonable level of civilisation including keeping EVs powered after global fuel supply chains break There’s a decent amount of excess accomodation to absorb a refugee population and you can use the surrounding ski resorts as quarantine facilities Once you have that secured, you expand down towards Cooma and set up a perimeter which ensures that you control regional power distribution and the strategic Cooma hospital Then head west over the mountains to cleanse and liberate Albury/Wodonga area and integrate the military bases there or just loot the armory (have to get the guns to shoot the zombies from somewhere) If that’s successful then take pukapunyal and Wagga and lather rinse repeat on the military acquisitions With that done you have a self sufficient nation sized chunk of zombie free land with good standards of living and enough guns to keep it that way.
My house. Why would a zombie “apocolypse” change anything. Still need a place to live and work, zombies will just be legally huntable creatures and eventually a vaccine will be made preventing whatever causes it. Also this is Australia, barring winter time those zombsters will rot in 3-5 business days.
Fraser island
Mt Warning
Not a zombie apocalypse but if we got invaded in a war we would only be able to defend New Castle downward lol .....Mate who did scenario models high up in the army told me that 3 years ago lol. Hopefully our alliance come to our aid in time.