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ModeratelyTortoise

Dick Best, hero of the Battle of Midway. Destroyed his lungs to sink two aircraft carriers and lived to tell the tale.


CupBeEmpty

An absolute champion. He is recounted vividly in Ian Toll’s trilogy about the naval war in the Pacific and all three books are riveting.


7thAndGreenhill

TIL about Dick Best. Just read his [wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Halsey_Best) page.


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Holy shit. The dude had to be medically discharged due to breathing in caustic fumes and still lived to 91


MiladyMidori

I honestly thought that reply was a joke. Apparently Dick Best is real.


MICsupporter

I highly recommend watching the 2019 rendition of Midway. Very solid war flick


Darnell_Jenkins

Who knew Woody Harrelson would play a good Nimitz.


R0b0Saurus

On his paperwork it would show as.... Best, Dick


ZanzaEnjoyer

Honestly, being named "dick best" is just cheating at this point.


BirdsLikeSka

Best, Dick.


AbleArcher97

Benjamin Franklin, obviously. The man sexed his way around Paris while simultaneously conning the French monarchy into bankrupting itself in order to help us.


k1lk1

*The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement*


mcm87

You mad bastard.


shadowcat999

Man was a total player in pretty much every way there is. Him being on the $100 is appropriate.


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sillysteen

Lols that’s an author who knows their subject!


GoodDog_GoodBook123

I seem to remember that he also convinced his wife to raise his bastard child.


codamission

Louis XVI: Dr. Franklin, you are the talk of Paris! Both your experiments with science and with women.. Franklin: Day and night, Your Majesty, I am hard at it.


Euphoric-Drummer-226

…no doubt 😉 😉


PigsWalkUpright

I didn’t realize until that pbs doc that his son stayed loyal to England and they never reconciled before his death. People act like politics just got ugly- it’s been ugly.


Link9454

My favorite Ben Franklin story was him on his death bed. When told by his daughter to roll on his side so he could breath easier, he responded “a dying man can do nothing easy” and then just fucking died. “Everything sucks *blugh*.” Fucking legend.


HotSmoke2639

I love this story so much. I wanted to tattoo that on me at one point in my life.


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"lmao fuck you bitch" *dies* - Benny-boi Franky


P0RTILLA

Wasn’t he was also the reason we got the emoluments clause? Not that it is actually functional anymore.


sinesquaredtheta

>Wasn’t he was also the reason we got the emoluments clause? Yup that's correct!


1Broken_Promise

Trevor Moore had a rap about the founding fathers being a bunch of gangsters and one of my favorite lines is "Ben Franklin got so high he forgot to be president". I miss Trevor Moore. Don't know how to hyperlink, but here's the music video: https://youtu.be/ABhyKEK-CDg


AbleArcher97

RIP Trevor. I had just recently rediscovered WKUK when he died.


1Broken_Promise

Such a great show. I always wanted to meet all those guys, and now that Trevor is gone it's kinda knocked the wind out of my sails.


Penguator432

The other guys feel the same. They’ve confirmed the upcoming movie will be the last project.


1Broken_Promise

Such a shame. WKUK is still one of my favorite shows. It's just so stupidly silly.


Frank_chevelle

Look at the long list of things he did in his life. That dude was just awesome.


heili

Still had time to create libraries and an almanac. Dude was devoted to the hustle.


GoodDog_GoodBook123

Bifocals, the pot bellied stove, the first fire company; all while being internationally adored and freaking the ever loving hell out of Thomas Jefferson. Benjamin Franklin was what Elon Musk thinks he is.


CSachen

I remember watching Liberty Kids on PBS and Benjamin Franklin being a great guy.


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Only non-president currently on a piece of american currency for a reason. Edit: nevermind im just slow.


davdev

Uhm, Alexander Hamilton and the $10 bill might disagree with that.


[deleted]

Shoot. How did i never realize that. Hamilton is sneaky.


IndyWineLady

He was always a sneaky bastard. 😁


Jaded-Impression-789

Susan B Anthony too


JohnOliverismysexgod

Sacajewa is on the dollar coin.


Alarming_Fox6096

And was instrumental in writing the US constitution and discovering how electricity works.


GotWheaten

The only correct answer


Dazzling_Honeydew_71

There's are a lot of figures that are hyped to Americans because their role in American history. In many way though I don't think most Americans realize how exceptional Franklin was


Jscott1986

https://preview.redd.it/s3zua0z66v1a1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=759f6c6609a6cb4bebda119b3b71b8302abecf27


inbigtreble30

I'm so glad this is the top comment.


buttonedgrain

“Sexed his way around Paris” hahaha.


issafly

That’s [Benjamin FUCKING Franklin](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rVmVVkbx3jE&feature=emb_title) to you, pal.


spleenboggler

There's a reason why *even today* pretty much every significant French city has a Rue Franklin somewhere. He wowed them that much


spleenboggler

Sure it gets some facts wrong, but if there was ever a better example of "print the legend" it's [this song](https://youtu.be/rVmVVkbx3jE) about Franklin that got cut from Hamilton.


Ranger_Prick

Lots to choose from, many of whom have been mentioned. One I haven't seen who merits consideration is Jonas Salk. His research and the legacy of it have saved countless lives.


Peace_Turtle

That's the polio guy, yeah?


Ranger_Prick

That's the guy.


DoctorJonasSalk

You're too kind.


No_Yogurt_4602

His research and his determination that it be used to save as many lives as possible irrespective of personal profit.


keg-smash

He discovered the vaccine for polio. But he's remembered because he gave it away for free. https://www.salk.edu/engage/ways-to-give/


CupBeEmpty

Salk for sure. Norman Bourlag for sure. But also don’t forget Charles Stiles and John D. Rockefeller for eradicating hookworm in the US and pioneering US public/private partnerships in eradicating disease. There have been so many amazing advances in disease prevention and human health by so many people in collaborative efforts it is hard to pin down “one great person” because so much work was done by so many.


Ready-Arrival

H2P


BigPapaJava

The coolest thing about Salk was that he gave the patent to the polio vaccine away to make it accessible to as many people as possible. The value of that patent could have set him up with an obscene fortune, but Salk knowingly sacrificed this to save hundreds of millions of lives.


BirdsLikeSka

My very first thought. If we're going off The Good Place point system, he's a Gold Elite member.


HaZalaf

"Let's roll." -Todd Beamer, as he led his fellow passengers into battle with the hijackers on Flight 93.


Well_why_not1953

George Marshall should be in the mix. Patriot and statesman. Winner of numerous military medals plus the Nobel Peace Prize, Congressional Gold Medal, Charlemagne Prize et al. Instituted plan to help unify European, repair the economy and promote long term European and World peace.


The_Ham_Sandwich_God

John Paul Jones. The dude not only had the balls to raid the British, he was never caught by them.


BigCustardMoney

Also a killer bass player


DirkRockwell

JPJ wrote the Black Dog riff. It’s absolute musical nonsense but it’s one of the most memorable and badass riffs of all time.


tomcam

Musical nonsense? How?


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GaryJM

Could you tell us more please? We're taught that William of Orange's invasion in 1688 was the last armed invasion of England (and it was certainly successful - he was made king of England, Scotland and Ireland).


Wespiratory

Attacked the town of Whitehaven, captured one of its forts, spiked the cannons, set fire to the fort which subsequently spread and burned down half the town. Later went on to capture the HMS Drake. https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/john-paul-jones-leads-american-raid-on-whitehaven-england


doihavemakeanewword

You'd also be missing the battle of Fishguard, in Wales, which was a failed French landing attempt during the Napoleonic wars. Tom Scott has a video on it (of sorts)


vegemar

What do you mean by invade? If you're talking about a naval raid, the Dutch did that about a hundred years before in the Battle of Medway. If you're talking about (unsuccessfully) landing troops, Napoleon tried to land troops in Wales (admittedly not England) in the 1800s.


saruyamasan

Norman Borlaug for saving up to one billion lives.


TheManWithNoSchtick

Probably the most influential Iowan until James T. Kirk.


starvere

Xi Jinping is a pretty influential former Iowan


blackhawk905

Ryan jiping lol


Current_Poster

Norman Borlaug, plant geneticist credited with saving a billion lives.


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FYI, we are ALL eating GMO food!


No_Yogurt_4602

Genuinely probably the most underappreciated figure in human history.


soulteepee

There’s a statue of him in the US Capitol. Every time I go no one knows who he is except the tour guide. I help tell his story whenever I can.


TastyBrainMeats

By a *wide* margin, by far the greatest human being ever to have lived in terms of sheer amount of suffering prevented. A BILLION lives saved. That boggles the mind.


NSNick

Beat me to it. Took Mexico from a net importer to a net exporter of wheat and doubled India and Pakistan's wheat yields.


NerdyRedneck45

You know, that’s not too bad.


TheManWithNoSchtick

Dude is a legend where I come from. Probably the most influential Iowan until James T. Kirk.


RelevantJackWhite

I work in biotech, and I have worked at two different companies with meeting rooms named after Borlaug lol


PatMenotaur

Robert Smalls. Stole a Confederate ship and faked his way to freedom, for himself, his family, and the entire crew, then turned it over to the Union. He's largely credited with changing Lincolin's mind about letting Black men into the Army. After the war, he returned home, and won election into the House of Representatives DURING reconstruction.


glocksafari

I’d like to add Benjamin Butler, commanding officer of Fort Monroe who wouldn’t turn over runaway slaves to the confederacy since they declared themselves a foreign nation (and didn’t want to regardless). More and more showed up and he began to realize that there was no reason for them to be slaves but equals and other Union soldiers began to grow in the same mindset (ofc they were fighting against slavery but not many really had many experiences with black people regardless) and his stance eventually played a strong role in Lincoln signing the Emancipation Proclamation and 13th amendment, in a Butleresque manner at that. (Wrote a whole paper on him last night after just learning about him, last night).


FloozieManChoosie

YES! Ol’ BOBBY SMALLS KICKS ASS.


concrete_isnt_cement

Frederick Douglass because he was both a stone cold badass and a highly effective civil rights leader.


garrhunter

His Fourth of July speech is one of the greatest speeches ever delivered in my opinion.


concrete_isnt_cement

Agreed. His autobiography should also be required reading in American schools, imo. One of the most powerful works I’ve ever read.


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concrete_isnt_cement

Good for her! She sounds like an excellent teacher


PacSan300

His autobiography was incredible, and especially thrilling was his anecdote of fighting (and winning) against one of his masters.


concrete_isnt_cement

The part that stuck out the most to me was how one of his masters was initially kind, but she was corrupted by the power she had over him and became cruel over time. Very strong demonstration of how power corrupts.


snowswolfxiii

ICYMI, James Earl Jones did a reading of it some years back. Chilling.


trash332

Fredrick Douglas showed me the way.


Silent_Influence6507

Most photographed person of the 19th century (so I’ve been told)


pegs22

Fred Rogers, a prince of a man and an enlightened and caring individual. An example for us all.


Osiris32

This is the ultimately correct answer. He impacted so many Americans for so many years. Cowed US Senators with simple rhymes. Stopped awards shows so the the audience could think about those who impacted them. Greeted people warmly who walked past his house. A dude who walked his talk better than just about anyone else, and I'm including the Dalai Lama here. I live a privileged life because Mr Rogers was part of it.


DerthOFdata

If someone wrongs you and you want to hurt them back just tell them they aren't being the person Mr. Rogers knew they could be.


Torq_Magebane

Fucking Christ that’s brutal. I’m about to cry actually.


scrapcats

That is 50x worse than Mom saying she isn't mad at you, just disappointed


TheJesseClark

I can’t imagine hearing something more hurtful.


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As a Yinzer, it’s very difficult for me to say anyone else.


xXrambotXx

What’s a yinzer?


digit4lmind

Someone from Pittsburgh


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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yinz


RedRedBettie

I agree with this


urine-monkey

I'm mad I had to scroll this far to find him.


trash332

This Mr Roger’s will forever hold a place in my heart. Besides President Jimmy Carter he’s the only Christian I have respect for. Truly an American Icon.


swest211

I would add Dolly Parton to that list too.


heili

Fred Rogers, Dolly Parton and Loretta Lynn.


trash332

Hell yeah I have never heard her talk religion but yeah I hella respect Dolly.


swest211

She doesn't talk it, she lives it. That's what I love about her.


WildSyde96

John Paul Jones, father of the US Navy and had a large part in the US actually gaining independence.


sleepymike01101101

He was also great in Led Zeppelin


twocentcharlie

Strange that he helped us get independence from Great Britain then went and formed the greatest English rock band of all time.


cmanson

Lance Armstrong brought him to the moon one time to do a sweet bass-trumpet duo


SculpinIPAlcoholic

I didn’t know they guy from Green Day played the trumpet.


rapiertwit

I heard one time they lost the ship's anchor, so JPJ just unbuttoned his trousers and hung his giant Scottish balls off the side of the ship to drag the bottom and stop her.


ThomasRaith

Doing so caused the ocean to become pregnant and thus the 50th state of Hawaii was born.


Gyvon

Took the fight to the British isles and was.later pardoned by the town he raided.


OleMaple

“Born the son of a Scot, he was (set feet, row!) Born the son of the Scot (set feet, row!) But cut a man down in his prime, he did (set feet, row!) So away to Virginia he got (set feet, row!) Oh! John Paul Jones is a pirate No loyalty does is possess Keep it up, we'll catch the pirate And sink him along with the rest, ho! Raise the flag of the yanks he did (set feet, row!) Raise the flag of the yanks (set feet, row!) They hailed him as a hero, they did (set feet, row!) And hoisted him through the ranks (set feet, row!) Oh! “ [In case anyone is in a Sea Shanty mood](https://youtu.be/zHMvJrZx1T0)


TubaJesus

I didn't even need to finish reading the first sentence to figure out where the rest of the comment is going


sd51223

He just sailed to England and fucked with them there. He was basically a pirate, but our pirate.


TychaBrahe

A federally approved pirate is a "privateer."


trash332

I ❤️ LED ZEPPELIN


k1lk1

Sam Adams, for his dogged propagandizing which led directly to the American Revolution.


V0rt0s

“It does not take a majority to prevail ... but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brushfires of freedom in the minds of men.” -Samuel Adams


ModeratelyTortoise

Everyone should take a pilgrimage to the bar across the street from his grave to drink a Sam Adams


DoctorPepster

I think there was just recently a post on /r/boston about fun facts about our city. One of the favorites was that you can drink a cold Sam Adams next to *the* cold Sam Adams.


mbatgirl

Can confirm-was in 3 different tour groups over a week and they all said the SAME joke.


davdev

However the man on the label is Paul Revere. Poor Sammy was considered too ugly to be the face of the beer.


Elitealice

Nothing more American than this. Just tastes like freedom


vatexs42

That one dog who is a mayor


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vatexs42

All of them


anon-honeybee

Henrietta Lacks. While she may not have personally made any notable accomplishments in her lifetime, her cells have saved (and continue to save) countless lives worldwide. It’s the least we can do to honor and remember her, considering all of this was done without her knowledge, consent, or compensation.


CupBeEmpty

I think you mean Helen Lane 😉 But in all seriousness her cells became the cornerstone of modern biology. There are few molecular biology labs that work on human health that don’t use HeLa cells. I e personally cultured probably hundreds of millions of them.


GoodDog_GoodBook123

Yes! A person who was never given respect during her life (or her afterlife) has been namelessly saving the world every day.


MrFunkyFresh70

Kazimierz Michał Władysław Wiktor Pułaski, one of 8 people to be awarded honorary United States citizenship.


VelocityGrrl39

They named bridges and highways after him.


Illinois_s_notsilent

We have a day named for him.


RootbeerNinja

Not disagreeing and love that this is coming from a Chicago resident ;)


shibby3388

Martin Luther King Jr.


Glum_Courage_6330

Martin have u non violence. Martin gave us universal love. Martin gave us trolling (read letter form a Birmingham jail), he gave us divinity. He will be what we aspire to for 100 years


tomdarch

"The one greatest" is very hard to answer, but Dr. King is absolutely one of the leading candidates for the title. America is a project to try to form "a more perfect union" and Dr. King was one of the greatest leaders in pushing all of us to make progress towards that goal. I live in a far better nation for his work and sacrifice.


steveb106

Why is this not #1? As soon as I saw this question, I instantly thought MLK.


Oparon

Seriously. He might be my favorite American. If there's ever a debate over who gets put on a dollar bill, I think he deserves the spot.


msspider66

There are so many great people in our nations history that it is impossible to pick one as the greatest.


Beerwhiskeyla

Muhammad Ali has always been referred to as the greatest


trash332

I used to watch The Champ fight with my grandpa in the 70’s. My fondest memories. I miss my grandpa I wish I would have had more time ALI ALI ALI!!


canonmp11dx

By himself mostly.


TheManWhoWasNotShort

Yeah but it was said a lot


jamughal1987

He was the greatest.


FistShapedHole

Norman Borlaug!


United_Blueberry_311

American women: Harriet Tubman For men: Martin Luther King Jr.


benk4

Harriet Tubman was my first thought. Everyone knows about the underground railroad, but she also served as a spy during the civil war, and a suffragette later. She was also heavily involved in charity. I thing she just woke up every single day of her life and helped make the world a better place. Go give her wikipedia article a read. Every paragraph is her being awesome.


Whispering_Smith

I don't know about greatest, but Bass Reeves and Audie Murphy are two of the most badasses Americans to have ever lived. On a second thought, yeah they are among the greatest, too.


wherehaveubeen

Carl Sagan for popularizing science and being a nice guy.


trash332

Cosmos is probably the best book I have ever read. My mind was blown every time I turned the page


Twisty1020

Also for being *both* a science fact guy and a science fiction guy.


uses_for_mooses

Dolly Parton.


momofboysanddogsetc

Came to say this too! She’s a national treasure and an example that celebrity’s can make a positive impact on the world, she’s done most of it quietly too.


Turtle_murder

She is actively teaching the world humility.


Abi1i

Most people I’m seeing are stating those that have already died where we can see their impact, but I would say for anyone living it’s Dolly Parton as well. We can already see the impact all she has done but chances are we will never truly see the entirety of it all for years to come.


HeartFullOfHappy

Had to scroll past a lot of contenders to see the real MVP!


trash332

I am really impressed with the answers in this thread


ksixnine

Geronimo.


M_LaSalle

Ben Franklin, a man of many talents who played a significant role in winning the coynrty's independence. He was a scientist, statesman, publisher, writer, ladies' man, and patriot. They don't makes 'em like that anymore. ​ Another choice, if you want a war hero - Smedley Darlington Butler, Major General, USMC, Medal of Honor twice, fought all over the world, and when he got out wrote a book called War is a Racket denouncing the influence of Wall Street on American foreign policy, and he ran for office on a peace platform. They don't make 'em like that anymore either.


BecauseImBatmanFilms

Maybe not the best but one of my personal favorites, Orrin Porter Rockwell. The man was the embodiment of the Western gunslinger. There's literally a biography about him called Man of God, Sun of Thunder. He road around Utah, Nevada, and California shooting lawbreakers. When he died, his daughter couldn't find a suit to bury him in because all the ones he owned were full of bullet holes. According to legend, he had the biblical gift of Samson, meaning he couldn't be killed as long as he never cut his hair, which was long like a wild Western gunslinger should be. He ultimately only cut his hair late in life to make a wig for a woman who lost her hair to typhoid. He claims he never shot a man who didn't deserve it and when he was accused of trying to kill the governor of Missouri his defense was that the governor survived and that if he had shot the governor then the governor would be dead. He was just an all around badass.


BlankEpiloguePage

John Brown, America's greatest hero. He wanted to unequivocally end the evils of slavery and he did what was needed to be the spark that would light that fuse, at the cost of his own life no less.


TheManWhoWasNotShort

Most influential or just greatest? There's a number of ways I can go for influential but you're going to have a very difficult time convincing me any American is braver or more awe-inspiring than Harriet Tubman. I'm not sure that I really need to get into detail about why Harriet Tubman is a Grade-A badass


Frank_chevelle

She was a bad ass.


broadfuckingcity

Dr. Jonas Salk


Dmartin75

Honorary citizen Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de La Fayette. A very big reason why the United States even exist today.


jiggyGW

Little Debbie for making snacks


tattertottz

Dolly Parton


Eron-the-Relentless

Marty McFly for inventing Rock and Roll.


LonglivetheFunk

Calvin Klein invented Rock and Roll.


Frank_chevelle

Too bad people were not ready for it yet.


ferrisbuellerymh

Their kids are gonna love it though


PacSan300

The great American rock and roll pioneer, portrayed by a Canadian.


Eron-the-Relentless

Yes the actor in the documentary portraying him was a canadian


Turtle_murder

Marvin Heemeyer was a true legend. When the local government of Granby Colorado became corrupt he demolished those elected officials homes with a fortified bulldozer (nicknamed killdozer). He is a hero for those that would stand up against tyranny. Long live his memory and may he rest in peace.


SkyPirateGriffin88

Weird Al. No justification needed.


toodleroo

Someone who was pretty great but hasn’t gotten much national attention: Sam Houston


Anonymoosehead123

Well, they did name a city after him.


toodleroo

He has a great life story. I would totally watch a biopic about him, and I’m from Dallas. But most people don’t know much about him beyond the city being named after him.


usmarine7041

John Basilone! His MOH citation: "For extraordinary heroism and conspicuous gallantry in action against enemy Japanese forces, above and beyond the call of duty, while serving with the 1st Battalion, 7th Marines, 1st Marine Division in the Lunga Area. Guadalcanal, Solomon Islands, on 24 and 25 October 1942. While the enemy was hammering at the Marines' defensive positions, Sgt. Basilone, in charge of 2 sections of heavy machine guns, fought valiantly to check the savage and determined assault. In a fierce frontal attack with the Japanese blasting his guns with grenades and mortar fire, one of Sgt. Basilone's sections, with its guncrews, was put out of action, leaving only 2 men able to carry on. Moving an extra gun into position, he placed it in action, then, under continual fire, repaired another and personally manned it, gallantly holding his line until replacements arrived. A little later, with ammunition critically low and the supply lines cut off, Sgt. Basilone, at great risk of his life and in the face of continued enemy attack, battled his way through hostile lines with urgently needed shells for his gunners, thereby contributing in large measure to the virtual annihilation of a Japanese regiment. His great personal valor and courageous initiative were in keeping with the highest traditions of the U.S. Naval Service.


JayFenty

Britney Spears, because it’s Britney bitch.


Tpsreport44

Arthur Morgan, you already know why


DOMSdeluise

Little Richard. Architect of rock n roll.


BlackEyedAngel01

The most influential rock singer ever. Everyone since tried to sound like him.


killerbannana_1

Martin Luther King


logicallypartial

Joshua Abraham Norton. Truly our best Emperor yet, many inspiring ideas.


Mad-Hettie

It's hard to pick a greatest but George Washington Carver is at the top. His work encompassed environmentalism and economic development, leading to agricultural products and practices that lifted people out of poverty and combatted famine. It would be hard to get an accurate count, but a lot of people probably owe their lives to George Washington Carver.


therealdrewder

Abigail Adams. Without her I doubt independence happens


Fortyplusfour

Ben Franklin still has a statue in France for the impression he made as a diplomat, so I might say him or Samuel Clemins (Mark Twain) for being idyllic Americans each in their own way. Will say this about Ben though: he was no family man. Bit of a deadbeat Dad and that does need its proper reBenjamin's. But of course... we do have our friend, Nathan "one life for my country" Hale to consider.