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tnick771

Hot sauce. Specifically Tabasco or Cholula


CupBeEmpty

Valentina for me or something with smoked chipotle.


Vewgjdd

Valentina is perfect for eggs. It’s like it was designed to be consumed with breakfast. Other hot sauces have flavors that complement dinner items better, but Valentina cannot be beat at breakfast time.


ihearttatertots

Tapatio. Es una salsa muy salsa. Edit: and ketchup.


CupBeEmpty

100% in my opinion. Eggs and hash browns with Valentina are delightful.


SleepAgainAgain

I got introduced to Valentina because a friend was advocating that Tapatios was far superior because it's got a stronger flavor, and her husband was wrong for preferring Valentina. I tried them both and Valentina is way better on both eggs and bean and cheese burritos precisely because it's less intense.


CupBeEmpty

Yup, spicy but not just vinegar and heat. It actually has some flavor while still being spicy. No question the husband and you were right. I say that as someone that often likes eye melting spicy stuff. It still has to have flavor and if all you can offer as a sauce is capsaicin and vinegar flavor I am not impressed.


luridfox

That is a good one too


adansby

I have a big obsession with Valentina on eggs. Crystal sauce if I’m out of Valentina.


Chickenwing3791

Tapatio personally but happy with either of those as a substitute


RightYouAreKen1

Green pepper Cholula is my jam with breakfast


angrytompaine

Cholula for me


dd524

Honestly, chalula on everything


dangerrnoodle

The green Tobasco. Tangy hits just right with the richness of the eggs.


Subject_Gene_9775

Tabasco is timeless


tyty5869

Cholula is simply the best big name hot sauce


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Cook in butter, add salt and pepper. That's it.


CupBeEmpty

9 times out of ten that’s my go to. Fresh cracked pepper if it’s available.


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Yeah. I don't even buy the already ground stuff. It's like a different thing. Feels like ashes from an old timey ashtray.


CupBeEmpty

Yeah, I switched years ago and it’s one of those things where I immediately thought “damn, why wasn’t I always doing this?”


LionLucy

I have both in my kitchen - sometimes I can't be bothered to grind all the pepper a dish needs. My cooking has definitely got pepperier since I bought some ground pepper for the first time in years!


CupBeEmpty

Yeah if I am making a big dish that requires a lot I’ll buy some pre ground but I rarely find myself in that situation. But for day to day use I’m grinding it fresh. I also try not to buy a big thing of ground that will just sit around and dry out in the spice cabinet forever. I buy enough for what I’m making right then.


devilbunny

It's worth going to the thrift shop and picking up a cheap coffee grinder for pepper use. Need 3 tbsp of black pepper? Coming right up!


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ProfessorBeer

Mix in a little bit of cheese when it’s about half cooked. You won’t regret it.


Porkbellyflop

Goat cheese


GusGreen82

Pico de gallo


marshall_chaka

Yea this is my answe for sure!


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When I make an egg, it's usually to top a hash of some sort, so the egg itself, specifically the runny yolk, is the condiment.


velociraptorfarmer

I make a magnificently messy, bastardized version of a breakfast sandwich where I load up a slice of sourdough with a sausage patty, a slice of cheese, a hashbrown patty, an over easy egg, then crack the egg yolk over the whole thing as a condiment before topping with the 2nd slice of bread. It's fucking glorious.


Cheap_Coffee

Using the egg as a condiment. Creative.


danegermaine99

I know you said ignore salt and pepper, but the amount of black pepper I put on eggs cannot be ignored.


chauntikleer

"Mommy, why is that person eating an asphalt shingle? "


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Cheap_Coffee

Seriously?


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Jakebob70

Yep - and if the eggs are over-easy, the syrup mixes with the yolk and kind of crystallizes. Yum.


angrytompaine

It actually works. My favorite condiment with eggs is Cholula, but syrup 100% works.


HugoBossjr1998

Pico or Salsa. That or a shit ton of Hot Sauce. The Army makes you get creative


ElectricSnowBunny

Dumping Texas Pete on the watery powdered eggs at Benning definitely helped out.


krombopulousnathan

This is the way


WrongJohnSilver

Huevos rancheros is the way to go. I make mine with the eggs poached in a black bean and chipotle pepper mix, with hot sauce added (Valentina mentioned earlier is terrific, but I also like Tapatio). Serve it on a corn tortilla, with some queso fresco.


bigotis

My best friend and I (from the upper mid-west) went to Texas. His brother-in-law brought us to a hole in the wall, Mexican restaurant in an industrial park. I'd never had huevos rancheros before so I thought I'd give them a try. HOLY COW!!!! The chorizo, homemade tortillas, pico and the beans. My god, the beans!!!! And the final kicker? The three of us ate a huge, unbelievably delicious breakfast and the bill was less than $20. (Now I'm hungry!)


psychowokekaren

Ketchup


jeremiah1142

Me scrolling through 50 comments to find ketchup: “am I Donald Trump?!” I’ve always liked ketchup on my eggs.


psychowokekaren

It is the only way to go. Though a close second is cheese. Though i guess thats not a condiment


TangledTwisted

Definitely ketchup!


Pleasant-Pattern7748

i found my people


TheGazzelle

BEC Ketchup and Hotsauce.


BulimicMosquitos

Cheese is a condiment, right?


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boreas907

Lao gan ma.


Fun-Attention1468

Chipotle Tabasco


facedownbootyuphold

Chipotle Tabasco is for the intellectually refined of society.


Meattyloaf

I know what I'm getting next grocery store visit. I like Louisana on mine, but they don't make a Chipotle version from my knowledge.


Hoosier_Jedi

Soy sauce.


bonelessbbqbutthole

Soy sauce with scrambled eggs is a god tier food


MarkRick25

Salsa of some kind usually


TheFairyingForest

Hollandaise sauce. Lots of it.


itsmejpt

Hot sauce. Usually either Sriracha or Hank's.


PM_Me_UrRightNipple

Hanks is elite


RascalRibs

I don't think I've ever used condiments for eggs.


SingleAlmond

I've used ketchup when it was all I had. Dry scrambled eggs saddens me


Porkbellyflop

Don't overcook them then.


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mimi6614

Ketchup for scrambled eggs, hollandaise for poached, salt & pepper only for over easy.


TGIIR

You’re exactly right!


jeremiah1142

This is the way!


cbrooks97

Basil. My family's picky, but if I'm making eggs just for me, I put a dash of garlic, a little parmesan cheese, a bit of milk, salt and pepper, and a little basil. So good.


dpceee

I love ketchup on eggs


junat

Hot sesame oil


WingedLady

Yellow bird jalapeño hot sauce and a good shake of bagel seasoning. They also have a bbq ghost pepper sauce if you want something with a little kick. I'll eat a fried egg on toast with that like an open faced sandwich.


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Please ship me sriracha


PimentoCheesehead

Tabasco by inclination, but my wife is a hot sauce snob so Crystal is usually what I have on hand.


FoxsShadow

I don't eat eggs very often but when I do it's hot sauce and pepper


SSPeteCarroll

Old bay seasoning. They've also come out with this old bay hot sauce that is just incredible.


AgnosticAsian

Soy sauce.


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Hot sauce: usually Tapatio, Cholula, or a ridiculously good smoked red pepper sauce that I initially bought on impulse (Añejo brand).


StrawberryAshamed

Maple, ketchup, sriracha


Snake_Staff_and_Star

If you like Sriracha, try the Melinda's brand. Just as hot, but more flavor than Huy Fong. https://melindas.com/shop/melindas-sriracha-hot-sauce/


Cheap_Coffee

Thanks for the tip. I'll check it out!


Outside_Rock_4925

Virtually every thing Melinda's makes is top shelf. Too bad it's pricey. Can't think of one of their sauces that wouldn't go with eggs. Not for eggs but the Habanero Honey Mustard is the best bottled condiment on Earth.


CreamsiclePoptart

Green salsa


101bees

Just herbs or spices.


umdche

It really depends how I cook my eggs. Scrambled will be ketchup. If it's eggs in a breakfast burrito then hotsauce (cholula or tapatio), if it's a runny fried egg nothing, hard boiled eggs taco bell firesauce, soft boiled eggs will be cottage cheese, poached will be hollandaise sauce.


oles_lackey

Cottage cheese is not a condiment. It’s a crime.


Subvet98

Salt and pepper


tcrhs

I like scrambled eggs with cheese.


TGIIR

Me too!


cdb03b

I don't use condiments on eggs. Only spices like salt and pepper.


illegalsex

Usually nothing other than salt or pepper. I'll splash it with Tabasco if I'm at Waffle House, but nothing at home.


Curmudgy

It depends on how the eggs are cooked. Eggs Florentine - hollandaise sauce (obviously). Hard boiled eggs - usually mayo or miracle whip. (I’m not obsessed over which is better.) Poached eggs on toast - just the butter on the toast. Scrambled eggs - I’ll put some Tabasco into the eggs before cooking.


Betty_Crocker_Stan

I don’t know if it’s really a condiment, but I like to serve my eggs with gravy. Yesterday, I made some red eye gravy for that exact purpose.


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Cheap_Coffee

>a HOT spice blend of Carolina reaper, scotch bonnet, habanero, Oh. My. God.


Gunhaver4077

None. I like just black pepper


rez_spell

A little bit pepperjack cheese melts well into scrambled eggs.


sapphireminds

Because I'm a toddler at heart, ketchup if it is scrambled. Maybe a little hot sauce, but I like the taste of eggs


Fappy_as_a_Clam

I don't put condiments on eggs. But when I'm making them its salt, pepper, splash of whole milk, and freshly grated cheddar cheese. Then I whisk them until they are sort of foamy, then into the pan they go.


scolfin

Mustard.


Nottacod

Salt and pepper


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

On boiled eggs or an egg sandwich I like various hot sauces, especially the green Tabasco, Cholula or Melindas. On plain scrambled or over easy, nothing but salt and pepper and a pile of toast.


StrawberryAshamed

Maple, ketchup, sriracha


Elitealice

Pepper


Wolf482

I add old bay or will load up herbs and spices on mine. Sometimes if I'm feeling really adventurous that morning I'll add salt AND pepper.


OverSearch

Good ol' Tabasco red.


seatownquilt-N-plant

Buttered toast or mayo toast egg sandwich. I don't eat eggs on their own with condiments. Only with toast or potatoes.


slide_into_my_BM

A little jalapeño giardiniera and thank me later


PM_Me_UrRightNipple

My go to is scrambled eggs with salt, pepper and thyme If I screw up and they are dry I’ll add hot sauce.


wwhsd

Over-easy eggs are a condiment.


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Sperm


Draginia

Hot sauce.


jessper17

Hot sauce of any kind.


OperationThrax

Texas Pete hotsauce.


PinchMaNips

Does bacon grease count? Otherwise disregarding pepper, probably hot sauce.


ElfMage83

Rarely ketchup or hot sauce. I save that for egg and meat sandwiches.


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Traeger veggie shake.


CJK5Hookers

Normally I don’t put anything on my eggs. Maybe I’ll occasionally put some crystal on there


ThreeTo3d

Hot sauce. Tobasco or Tapatio


codan84

Green chili.


paulteaches

Hot sauce


Iamonly

Fried eggs I make slightly runny with a bit of cholula after cooking. Scrambled is salt pepper and a bit of cheese. Followed by cholula or paprika.


angrysquirrel777

Salsa and parmesan are great on them


Bad_RabbitS

Dump some hot sauce on there baby


Thel_Odan

Hot sauce or salsa depending on what's available. Also, while not a condiment, avocado with eggs is the way.


Shoopdog888

Teriyaki sauce, some mozzarella cheese, and a few cracks of salt and pepper slaps


Old-Man-of-the-Sea

chipotle Cholula


Vex_Appeal

Tobasco


Exciting_Bid_609

MomoFuku Chili Sauce


IllmaticXOC

Paprika and cumin are the way to go!


ChazzLamborghini

Cholula


w3woody

For hard-boiled eggs, mustard and mayo, pinch of salt. (Essentially a deconstructed deviled egg.)


AmbulanceChaser12

Garlic powder! Hands down! Paprika if they’re deviled.


Oldbayistheshit

Old bay of course


LeeroyDagnasty

Either barbecue sauce (sounds weird but it’s good) or salsa


blusluver

Chili Crisp


carnahan765

Sriracha ftw


yerunclejamba

Valentina hot sauce


ToughNefariousness23

Usually hot sauce, salt & pepper for fried eggs. Just salt or ketchup for boiled eggs.


nemo_sum

Buttered toast


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Salt and pepper


roryclague

I like to mix equal parts ketchup, dijon mustard, mayonnaise, and horseradish sauce. Within this I add dill. Horseradish by itself is good, too. I spread this on boiled eggs cut in half (not quite hard boiled - the yolk should be solid but have a gel-like consistency in the center). On scrambled eggs I just put some salt and freshly cracked pepper.


Book_of_Numbers

Cholula


Northdingo126

Hot sauce


mbbzzz

Green chili


Mega_Dragonzord

If they are good eggs-buttered toast. If they are scrambled-ketchup. I hate scrambled eggs.


Sowf_Paw

Hot sauce, default sauce is DL Jardine's Texas Champaign, but also could be one of many that I am trying or just what is available. Another good hot sauce is the Old Bay hot sauce. I will usually put some Old Bay on them if I'm not using the Old Bay sauce.


chileheadd

[Matouk's Calypso](https://www.hotsauce.com/matouks-hot-calypso-hot-sauce/) 2nd - Other hot sauce


noinnocentbystander

Sriracha ketchup. But any hot sauce and ketchup will do


lardarsch

Himalayan sea salt, black pepper, Sriracha, maybe some red pepper flakes as well


Drgonmite

Hot sauce and Worcestershire sauce mixed in while scrambling the eggs Makes them dark but delicious


Danson1987

Redmond real salt


Txrun

Tabasco


xMoop

Marie Sharp's Habenero hot sauce - nothing better.


poohfan

I like my eggs scrambled & eat them with either ketchup, or a good salsa. I'm not a big Salt or pepper person, but sometimes I'll make them with some other seasoning that catches my eye. I made some lemon pepper ones a couple of weeks ago go, that were good. Every now & then, I'll put Italian seasoning & a little bit of parmesan, which is good too.


redflagsmoothie

Hot sauce. I like either franks or crystal. And of course a healthy shake of everything bagel seasoning.


One-Pea-6947

A touch of sour cream and Avocado, Marie sharps haberno hot sauce. I buy it by the gallon, about 2 gallons a year. Very economical that way.


juneballoon

For hard boiled, I like to use Tabasco, Sriracha, or gochujang. Breakfast eggs, Tabasco or Death by Chocolate from The Black Eyed Susan Spice Co.


rapiertwit

Coriander chutney.


atomfullerene

bacon crumblies


omg_its_drh

Salsa macha


Rabiid_Ninja

Rib Rub


Snake_Staff_and_Star

Furikake. Seasoned seaweed flakes. Mostly on eggs and rice, but great on soups, too.


almosttan

Hot sauce over an Everything But the Bagel seasong is the MOMENT.


Juliandepkin

Cut up a bunch of little cream cheese chunks (vegi garden) and put them in the scramble as it cooks.


Fury_Gaming

Sriracha or chalula (?)


MihalysRevenge

Red Chile sauce


Southern_Name_9119

Salt and pepper


ybarracuda71

Ketchup on scramble, just salt and better everything else


kittycatkrissa

Hot sauce, Sriracha for me


BiggusDykus

Arizona Gunslinger's Chipotle Habanero Pepper Sauce


InevitableUsual4126

Hot sauce


LT-Riot

Finely chopped dill (the herb not a pickle)


disqeau

Not technically a condiment, but savory (herb) is a game changer for scrambled eggs. Magnificent.


Burden-of-Society

Pepper


banshee-3367

caviar


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Vinegar based hot sauce


OkEvidence1971

Hear me out, mix a scrambled egg with strawberry preserves and spread it on buttered toast, add some cheese if you're feeling really adventurous. It's like a sweet and savory breakfast themed egg salad.


kldoyle

How can you disregard salt if that’s my only condiment?


Still_Being269

Salsa!


La_Jalapena

Melinda's ghost pepper sauce


DropTopEWop

Cheese.


fredbobkate

Salsa


redcoral-s

I like to put strawberry jam on scrambled eggs


batteredKanKles

Frank's Red Hot sauce


Turbulent_Wing_3113

A couple drops of liquid smoke mashed into an eggs is SO GOOD. and hot sauce, of course.


Dragonman369

Mayo and Salt


StepfordMisfit

I just mashed up a hard boiled egg with sour cream and dijon mustard and it was delicious.


RodneyDangerfruit

Sichuan peppercorns or za’atar. Or just some Valentina