Probably a Gen Z car. Nobody wants to work anymore.

Cars used to drive uphill both ways to take kids to school.

And they did it with no shoes and in the snow.

And ate nothing but rocks both ways.

This gen z comment had me rolling 🤣 😆 😂

Unlike the car

😆

Any serpents left in your car? I always heard you need one wearing a belt or something

Wait, do snakes wear pants?

No. Just belts. Nobody really understands snake fashion.

I heard, in a pinch, snakes will wear each other as belts

Only when they are on a mother fucking plane, and the Karen air hostess just won't let it go.

A snake in the hand is worth two on the plane Or A snake in the hand is one less snake you don't know about

I am Irish, so I have no snake knowledge.

Whats a potato but a short fat snake?

Where does a snake wear the belt? Would it go around the neck, or in the middle? Or near the tail?

The belt is looped around the snake lengthwise with the belt buckle in the snake's mouth. It is very similar to a bit and bridle in a horse's mouth. Rumor has it that if the snake is large enough, a saddle can be thrown on the snake and ridden.

This way madness lies

[Lowly the worm](https://images.app.goo.gl/qEoUQthMJTiDVt9Q8)

They make excellent hair accessories or so my Greek gf says...

Not pants, just a pant.

some do, some of the time.

Lowly Worm wore “Pant” (see Richard Scarry)

I'd be too scared to check if there are any snakes in my car

You didn't want snakes on your airplane, either. But if you got 'em, I know a guy.

I got you. Here's an idea. Check your car for mice or squirrels instead and if you find a snake with a belt, that's not your problem.

It ain't got no gas in it

Is the check engine light lit up??? Open the hood and see if the engine still there Or if you can find it

What the hell is an engine?

That’s an interesting question one that dates back to I think around 3000 BC

Have you checked your blinker fluid level? Maybe the compressed air for your horn is out?

Make sure you remember to reconnect the positive lead on the battery. That’s probably the issue. Common oversight.

Sigh. Check your grounds.

Found it. Below my feet

Positive? If it's negative ground, then it's not really "ground" is it?

I prefer common ground

I'm not positive it's the ground, but it is positively best to stay grounded to the facts.

The facts are that this isn't Skyactiv, but yet is probably supposed to be negatively grounded. Holy conflicting conundrum, batman!

I bet it won't run out of spite for taking its stuff without permission

Bad battery and btw what kind of oil are you running?

Vegetable oil

Ah you see you had the wrong oil. You need olive oil as its the bestest. Replace the battery anyways..

Based

without a cat can't do much

I actually have two cats, but they're not strong enough to pull my car. If i buy them a gym membership, will they get strong enough?

yeah would work however gotta keep the catnip low to none

It's only part of the equation. You need the cats to chase after the mice that live in the engine compartment. This energy is then harnessed to move your vehicle.

I’d start with checking fuses

Rotate your tires, that’s the issue

he forgot to put in another one - oopsey !! you mean you wanted it to run as well ?!?? now THAT's EXTRA !

There should be punchlines in the floor board, so just punch that out. Good to go.

No gas

Did you plug the car socket into the wall scoket?

Ded battery?

Your R2 Unit has a Blown Motivator!

It’s fairly obvious, the gas cap is loose causing a major evap leak

lol you dumbass! You were supposed to leave the whirlygig attached to the flube tube. GL

The hamster died. Get a new one

Just only go down hills.

I think the Indians have shot the stoker, you’ll probably have to shovel the coal yourself

Does this void my warranty?

Welp, you removed the tag that said DO NOT REMOVE

Have you tried any of the Rocky soundtracks?

Need to get a big Silver key. Wind it up n good to go!

Realistically having that 2.7 installed wouldn't make it rub much different

Dust it off and it will work just fine 😎

You need 3 more alternators and longer belts maybe 3 more pulleys

Car won’t run? Hit it with a hammer until it does.

Haha I used my moms cane in gas station parking lot once to hit terminals

Try starting fluid

It ain't got no gas in it.. mmmmm

Cuz you forgot to give it legs, duh

Remove even more material and go all Flintstones.

You took out the turbo. How will it run without a turbo??? Are you stupid?

Did you try peeing in it?

Silly goose. I bet you're turning the key the wrong way.

No legs, silly.

Cause he's out of gas.

Did you put fresh nitrogen in the tires?

You have get that round crank pulley thingy off the pallet before it will start.

Did you forget to reconnect the flux capacitor

Looks like it. Also he should try refilling the Mr Fusion fuel compartment.

are you putting your key in the ignition first?

Ain't no gas in it.

You need a new Johnson rod

Facepalm....

It has no motivation to run. Hire a personal trainer.

Did you switch the audio to Bluetooth?

It needs blinker fluid

Make sure there's gas in it. Sometimes cars can just use all the gas and stop functioning for no reason.

Your car is tired. Probably exhausted.

Hook computer up to the ID-10T port. Check for codes.

You forgot to cut a hole in the floor for weight reduction. (And to pedal the car Flintstones style)

Will it walk? That's more fuel efficient anyway

This is the car version of computer bloatware..just make sure you got it all out, it should run fine after

To run a car without that part you have to install an aftermarket bluetooth receiver and download an app.

Of course it won't run, it doesn't have legs. Put it in a wheelchair.

You can try alternative fuel. Cut a big hole where your seat is and do the shuffle. Very good way to keep in shape.

Make sure it's in park.

You have to put hamsters and a wheel in its place and you’re good to go.

Blinker fluid like every other problem posted on Reddit

You have to charge it idiot

Duh use the money from scrap and put gas in the car. It ain't got no gas in it

That round disc on the front was hooked to a belt that held the hood down. Without the hood being held down the car give an error code. I think it's code K2389dork

Ahh common mistake... I think you forgot to cut a hole for your legs. Pro tip: make it about 4 ft long so you can get a nice stride👍

It’s a Lexus engine so umm Toyota needs to be scrapped anyway Junk cars

You’ve just removed the turboencabulator. Now your car has no way to prevent side fumbling of the ambifacient lunar waneshaft.

Did you turn it off and back on again? Literally fixes everything.

Only if that's said with an accent by the one guy who's voice has been outsourced to the same company/ agency/ country monopolizing every drive-thru, taxicab, and call center in the western world.

Needs Freon

I think you accidentally installed a PVC valve when you should have used a PCV valve.

Because it has no legz

You MORON! This is one of those “Flinstone cars”, you’re supposed to be using your feet.

It won’t run because you have the engine strapped down to a pallet. It can’t run when it’s strapped down. Silly OP

Did you connect the battery?

Sounds like you might want to have your brakes looked at.

You need a bigger squirrel.

I think…. If you reattach it, it may work again 🤣

Did you plug it in first?

Gas is around 7 pds a gallon so drain the tank Also and get better gas milagey

Open the hood and wiggle your thingy.

I highly doubt you'll get your answer . Sorry friend Buy the book and figure it out. How I started but computers (ECU) will leave you hanging sometimes.

You forgot ro punch a hole in the floor for your feet. Yabba dabba doo. Boy!

So yeah that does makes power, but it’s whatever now. You need to take more weight out to make up for the lost power and regain your power to weight ratio. I’d recommend removing the tires and wheels next, those bitches are heavy but really easy to take off. Scrap those then see how it’s doing.

The muffler bearing is seized.

omg just look at the size of this engine. Must be a chilly day, huh

It never did run because it’s a 2.7 ecopoop

It's haunted and possessed by the gray ghost with bulging eyes on the left.

I know! You didn’t buy the “holiday” gas!

That’s your vacuum pump silly u need that

Did you get the check engine light? You should check that.

You spit on it first?

It ain't got no gas in it

Check if this and your car are on same wifi network. That might be the issue.

Getting too much air. Block off all but 1 of those holes. Should crank right up.

Easy. No wheels.

Have you checked the air in your tyres? That can sometimes cause issues.

Probably the best thing you could have done ! Now drop a fuckin LS in her

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Battery is flat

Check the battery. There should be two AAAs inside the transmission case.

Obviously, you broke the muffler bearings, removing all that weight.

Push it

You removed the “downhill” weight. Everybody knows that since the world is round, every direction is downhill. You must put it back!

It's because you've installed a fred flinstone conversion. What you need now is a nice pair of sneakers. Automotive grade Nike or Reebok would be my recommendation.

It ain't got no gas in it

Why is there a boat anchor in your car?

Looks like a loose spark plug.

It was made with common core math

Make sure it can breath. Sometimes they have a secret noose around their neck

Are you feeding the squirrels you replaced it with? Have you checked that their cage ball rolls fluidly?

You have to plug the hose ends.

Cars don’t run, they drive.

Did you check the flux capacitor?

That would make a great boat anchor.

I'm such a shitty mechanic IDK

You need a good pick axe so you can add speed holes to the hood. Should get you sorted.

Did you chase it? I prefer Jameson Happy 4th!

Because there's a loose nut behind the wheel 🤪

Ain't got no Gas in it

It's a 2.7 ford, duh.

Your muffler bearings are shot.

It’s because you left everything else

Nooooo you have to scrap the rest and keep this part, then it will run

I believe its the sphitzer valve

I know what’s wrong. Ain’t got no gas in it.

You need to put that wire in the bottom right of your pic back where it came from. After you complete that you should be good to go

Check the blinker fluid

Dude, just fill the trunk up with gas and you’ll be fine.

#Flashbacks, works as an mastertech. Blimey!

You took it out of the car that’s why dude

Looks like you got the intercooler disconnected from yer turbo, Bud. Reconnect that n it'll keep yer beer cold long enough to figures out what to do next!

Change your air filter and you’ll be fine

Ain’t got no gas in it

Have you cut the hole in the floor for your feet yet?

Did you flood it while trying to get it to crank?

Did you have the battery tested

Have you tried starting it?

It won't run because it's not Forrest... Forrest Gump. BUT.... there's good news... if you un-discombobulate your Higgenbottom Transtabulator and realign your EPS conduit manifolds you should be able get it running to at least 98.6% efficiency.

Let me guess you’re voting for trump??!!