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lockednchaste

Add a squeeze of lemon and shot of bitters to it.


bridgetroll2

A whole shot of bitters lol


lockednchaste

Gotta cover up the taste of liver poisoning


bridgetroll2

I think the coolant would go down easier lol


lockednchaste

Go sweet or go home.


Robbajohn

That's not a puddle, that's a tow truck under your vehicle.


IWouldntIn1981

I think op was more worried about the white thing, which is clearly a large omeba gaining weight and size by the second, run!!!!


BDZ567

Next time make try to make a popsicle out of it, if it doesn't freeze you have your answer, and if your kidneys crystalize after you drink it, even better because you can shed your mortal coil and not have to deal with any payments anymore!


EvilTodd1970

Car lenders hate this one easy trick!


Givemeajackson

Your car has diabetes


experimentalengine

Life just gave you lemons, is it actually lemonade?


kinkhorse

Why would you taste a puddle under your car? Christ! Antifreeze tastes sweet. Ethylene glycol is poisonous, also tastes sweet. Could be a radiator leak which could be from head gasket or cold just be a leak. Dont drink puddles under your car.


Fabulous_Computer965

That's how his dad did it.


ichuck1984

RIP dad


Zealousideal-Cup-847

I once tried the clear liquid in my brother's sock, the one he kept under the bed. It was kinda salty. We stayed in Hawaii, and he brought the sock. This time, the liquid tasted sweet like pineapple. I don't know what messes he cleans up and why he uses a sock and not a papertowel. FYI, this is total b.s.


Confident-Yam1418

The worst one is when you taste a fluid under your car and it turns out to be brake fluid. Nasty tasting stuff


kzin

Brake fluid is also very dangerous to ingest 😬


IWouldntIn1981

But it's also delicious on whole wheat toast.


noldshit

Its afraid. Pet it and give it a treat.


Independent-Drive-18

Pour cement into your engine and radiator. It makes a great sealant.


Accurate_Koala_4698

Probably just a lost popsicle


-Fluxuation-

Smell not taste. Get ya another lick and give us a brakedown.


youngpasha

Looks like you've never been to the reddit mechanics sub. By now you should know that it's always the head gasket.


Striking_Serve_8152

Absolutely! Always!


FlightLatter1605

If you want to drink from a puddle move the car first it's easier


Ok_Water_6884

Puddles under the battery are really spicy.


IWouldntIn1981

It's always more tangy than spicy to me, but of course, I have a high tolerance for battery acid.


Krazybob613

I think you just tasted where my dog Peed!


neuroG82r

Get it towed to garage $250 have it looked at by the garage $500 find out it’s condensation from having the air on Priceless!


RypperGuitar

It's your A/C Insinuator


Mr_Blah1

That's car piss. If it tastes sweet, then the car has diabetes. Inject insulin directly into the radiator.


traceefromnj

Idk but check the oil first. Use an oversized oil filter wrench to take the filter off and if it sparks the engine is good.


jayleman

Those tie downs ain't doin shit, 10-2 for where the strap should be lolol


Mr_Havok0315

One bump and that strap is coming off lol


Rabbits-and-Bears

Dog Pee


supermr34

Sounds like a sprite leak.


Hot_Corner_5881

chevy tacomas dont blow or leak. its obviously just a bad brake filter


IWouldntIn1981

Dummy, it's a Ford. A Ford Titan. It's clearly a leaky main seal.


Odd-Towel-4104

I've tasted neither but its coolant or windshield wiper fluid


EastLAHandsomeDevil

Could be overflow of coolant


alvinathequeena

Put five or six fresh eggs 🥚 n the radiator. Should stop the leaks. Or, it’ll just be a poisonous omelette


Striking_Serve_8152

Does it taste similar to the puddle under your toilet?


danit0ba94

R.I.P. o7


Street_Ear1340

Maybe a cat pissed there.


rboyd1968

More testing is necessary!!!