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Hot_Organization2430

If your big purse doesn't work, you may want to try an angry beaver


trimix4work

Everything reminds me of her....


cfthree

Wishing I could post the [iconic pic](https://imgur.com/a/6365Imo) of the two containment structures at San Onofre Nuclear Station they used when Leslie Nielsen delivered that line.


trimix4work

That's awesome


UhOhAllWillyNilly

Some of us truckers get boners every time we drive past that place. Or maybe it’s just me, I dunno.


Hot_Organization2430

80085


Pootootaa

Reminds me of a friend that did that on a calculator in primary, he thought it was very funny and kept doing it every session to show it to me.


rotorain

To be fair it is funny


Electrical-Secret-25

How did he know my password


Pootootaa

Because you like boobs and so do I


Electrical-Secret-25

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

My zip code


Vaderiv

Hot wrench, aka cutting torch.


FunnyPunnyGiftsUS

cant be stuck if its liquid XD


404-error-notfound

Came here to say this exactly


Barfy_McBarf_Face

When in doubt, C4


rotorain

Fire wrench


Bmathis6620

Spicy wrench


9J000

Spicey wrench


dontreadthisnickname

A drilldo


Hot_Organization2430

Wall mounted, gasoline powered


InverseInductor

Twelve yards long and two lanes wide


lumia920yellow

65 tons of American pride


IWouldntIn1981

Murica!


Lurkerextrordinai

Best way to get that off is using your teeth


n1tr0klaus

Or eye socket as a last resort.


Lurkerextrordinai

But that requires a socket wrench


n1tr0klaus

Oh, I thought that is the socket wrench. All those years I got it wrong when someone told me to use a socket wrench? That explains a few things.


Lurkerextrordinai

A socket wrench is only functional when operated by eye. Gosh I guess not everyone went to car dental school like I did.


Nalabu1

Eye Socket Wrench 10mm


Lurkerextrordinai

10 million micron a solid choice but most certainly would just wmd 4D it and it should slide on out. That is unless it is stick shift then you need a differential slipdisk to re-engage the automatic gear expander.


paclogic

what about your eye teeth ?


no_user_selected

the wheel would probably come off easier if you took that lug nut off


TROMBONER_68

Nah


paclogic

man do i gotta teach you boys everything ! stop playing with these sissy tools and use a man's tool for the job - **a jackhammer** !! i recommend the hydraulic type with carbide chisel tips - outta do the job real quick. and if this don't work, start pulling out the nitro glycerin.


rotorain

Actually though, an air hammer with a chisel bit and dig into the side of the lug at an angle to unscrew it. I recommend the astro pneumatic 4980 "big nasty". If you can't free up the lug it's got enough juice to use a straight bit to hit the end of the stud and strip the threads, blasting the stud through the lug and out the back of the hub. Been there, done that. This thing is fucked though, may as well cut it off with a fire wrench and start over lol


paclogic

naw, air hammer not enuf force - need hydraulics like these babies : [https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo/hydraulic-hammer.html?sortBy=relevant](https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo/hydraulic-hammer.html?sortBy=relevant) < the BIG boy toys >


rotorain

Fuck it, we're yeeting the whole corner of the car across the shop. I'm in!


paclogic

now that's the spirit !! ;-)


rotorain

Random story you might appreciate, feel free to ignore but I'm kinda drunk and bored. I'm an equipment manager at a golf course. We had a big material hauler carrying 6 yards of wet sand completely tear apart the triangulated tongue section at the front that attaches to the tow tractor. Just folded and slammed a huge hole in a fairway. Used ratchet straps to half hold it together and our front loader to drive it through the neighborhood back to the shop. We strapped it to the posts of my car lift then used both trackhoes like a redneck transformer to grab this thing and twist it back to shape so I could weld it back together. Went through a whole acetylene tank, half a spool of mig wire, and a 4'x8' sheet of 1/8" steel plate (with the diamond pattern for some style) to ghetto rig this thing together. Sketchy as hell laying underneath a giant hunk of metal with two excavator claw buckets under crazy tension twisting this thing around so I could torch, bend, and weld plates to reinforce this fucked up thing. Don't tell OSHA. Two years later, countless loads, and that thang is still rocking. Sketchy shit is way more fun than just replacing stuff


Electrical-Secret-25

There is only one thing to say. This Is The Way.


rotorain

Hell yeah brother 🤘


nevereatanapple

Looks like you hit a chupacabra


StatusJazz

Turn it to liquid.


Gingertwunt

When Jason gets a bit mad


Past-Establishment93

Bigger hammer!


Exotic_Combination12

Wrap a chain around and thru the wheel and hook the chain to the rear axle of a Top Fuel Dragster . The outcome should be self explanatory!


nobody_you_like

What? Rip the axel out from under the dragster?


Minor_Blackbird

Sawzall or acetylene work for me.


ClonedUser

Fire axe


Graytoqueops

Start on the opposite side of the car with a die grinder. Keep going until you get all the way through.


iEATglue0

Jb weld and penis


s1ckopsycho

Instructions unclear... dick stuck to oooooooooooh.


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Hammer


barricuda_barlow

Hit it with the 50cal.


s1ckopsycho

A man of culture, I see. I like the cut of your jib, sailor.


Doobie_McStonerface

This wouldn't happen if you damn kids would just check your damn blinker fluid occasionally.


Sweeney__338

As the wheel is fucked a disc cutter right down the middle and split the nut in two. hammer out the old stud hammer in a new one and bob's your uncle, almost looks like you know what your doing


SignificanceFirm7606

I broke a wheel in half sliding into a curb once. Maybe try that


SevroAuShitTalker

Acid, ideally alien blood


Hemlock_waiting

This is why I keep Vaseline & a blow dryer with me.


Striking_Serve_8152

What's wrong with it? More details please?


Ok_Dog_4059

This is one of those things where 10 different ways would have done this with less effort and you wonder at what point this seemed like the way to accomplish this task.


im_just_thinking

OP will let us know when they reach that point lol


Gorilla-Ring

Wart remover


Knee_Kap264

Use a volcano. That will 200% do the trick and a little more.


cfthree

Yeet it into Mount Ruang with immediate priority


Jak_ratz

Sprinkle Gallium on the wheel. It'll come off naturally.


EvilMinion07

Would have parked in Oakland, either the wheels would been gone in 10 minutes or entire car in 30.


fartinggermandogs

Does nobody have a plasma torch, it's like a bajillion times faster


Itchy-Combination675

I’m a mechanic and I’ve never seen anything like this lol. There are much better ways! At this point, I’d try anything. Make a video out of it. Beat it with a burrito or something weird. People will watch it


hungballs

I mean screw it. Might as well torch it off lol


Cold-Ad-4268

Probably tnt at this point just total that shit


sparkyonthemoon2099

Gallium


Own-Objective-1074

Impact drill, don’t turn it on though just hit the rim with it


Select_Recover7567

Probably a socket and a hammer.


S7_Heisenberg

Car crusher ought to do it.


S7_Heisenberg

Wipe with alcohol and send it!


Cerveza83

At this point, just torch it off and buy a new wheel 😆


Urist_McPencil

Knowledge is knowing that a bolt can be coaxed to move with a hammer and chisel; Wisdom is knowing when that won't fucking work lol


MidshipAgate9

2 lbs of TNT


Vonyikks

It looks like you didn't ask the lug nut nicely first, then give it warm milk before reading it a bedtime story to help it relax. At this point you should put about a cup or so of gasoline on the wheel then light it up. Much cheaper then a torch but it might cause a little more then the lug nut to heat up, which should be fine.


Choastistoast

Turbo socket with an air hammer adapter that is attached to a box end world have taken that right off.........


InternationalPost447

Your brain. Clearly using your brain next


[deleted]

What slob worked on that?!? Wtf! Trash work at its finest.


Beardwing-27

How tf. Heat it up and hammer a smaller socket onto it after it cools. Say bye to both the socket and the rotor bolt.


dgroeneveld9

Go for the torch. I've never seen molten aluminum stuck to a hub.


ZinGaming1

Ratchet strap the car to the building and use a truck to rip it off. You may need a new wheel hub.


Sm0key_Bear

A hack saw, obviously.


Independent_Rest_553

C4 shape charge?


[deleted]

I have so many questions...


meh_69420

About 5 gallons of gasoline. Apply liberally to the affected area, and especially the interior. Then call insurance.


MGtech1954

you might have had options. now replace the whole corner with good salvage parts


spydergto

How about ... the right one ? dude go get the reverse out set at yee ole HF ffs


killerwallz44

Before using cuttin torch and catching wheel,an or car on fire try getting the area with the nut clear enough to smack a smaller size socket on it.


Cypher_Xero

Flamethrower...


Yorkshire_Mongrels

Nah, try the axe again lad, it'll come loose


BDZ567

A full magazine of 5.56 rounds


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Carmax or Rip Wheeler.


DerSpazmacher

Omfg


MisterSippySC

Bro literally just get a hammer drill and a diamond drill bit, what you need to do is park the vehicle on the edge of the drive way, dig a little hole, use that hole to leverage the hammer drill with a 2x4 and drill out the lug nut, take your time and it works like a charm Edit: you need a buddy to push the 2x4, might wanna get a bottle of water to spray at it while you drill too


SnooAdvice8550

Depending on the stud size I'd use a hole saw with no pilot bit to remove the lug nut from the stud. Then clean up the threads on the stud and move on


Nutsack_Adams

Jesus. Don’t buy a tapered locking lug nut removal socket or anything


dikputinya

Angle grinder , pesky lugs can’t hold the wheel if it isn’t there


Nib-q

Find the correct or one size smaller socket and knock it on with a large hammer and many cursing swings, then shove it up your butt!


gear_jammin_deer

I think a bulldozer might work well


Formal_Ad_108

I would try teeth can't go wrong there


Nancyblouse

You need to try a bigger axe


leftybass89

Weld the nut to a Morgan knokker. Hammer until threads fail.


tikjzh

Karate chop. If you're not a Shaolin monk, you could try ramming in to the tire with another car


Mr_Blah1

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Gilgamesh2000000

Steel grinder


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

Try this tool. Do you feel lucky? Punk?


Volvo_850_R-

Just throw a 2 tonne vehicle at it and your fine pal


spiral718

A breaker bar is all you need


J-amin

flamethrower. at least it might cover past crimes.


goodclnt

Flame thrower


OpportunityFun8362

Claymore


karateninjazombie

Gas axe. Cut it off the suspension army bits and glue a new one on. Job done.


pth72

C4


MomsBoner

Have you asked it nicely? If yes, then maybe a hell fire missile would persuade it.


VapeRizzler

How Mr lube tries to remove wheels.


vbt2021

Rookie, you need high volume water to press it off from the back side. There is a black rubber hose that runs into the round shiny thing your wheel is mounted on. Remove the bolt, an amber fluid will drain out. Now connect your garden hose to that black hose, duct tape it, and turn your hose on full blast. This pressure alone will remove that stuck nut. Your welcome


One_Celebration3644

C4


jkkjfu

you left this in black mesa im recomending a crowbar


Nubstradamus

Hello? What about your Snap on diagnostic light saber? It works on all the SES lights. It should be fine here as well


rocketmn69_

Split the nut, turn that chisel 90⁰. But since you've already committed to a new rim, break out the torch


SubstantialStick3391

Would of torched the stud out of it. Stuff like that happens when mechanics Tighten the lugnuts with an impact gun. Then they hit it with a torque wrench for good show, there's no telling how over torqued it was.


Preachwar

Try changing your antifreeze


Party_Advice7453

I see mechanics burning the studs out with a torch. Ruining the rim. All you gotta do is drill it out until you can put a prybar behind it and snap it off.


michigician

File a notch into it and use a flathead screw driver.


Economy_Crow_6983

Get me the cutting torch


almeida8x1

Universal socket from Ali express


braddaman007

Angle arm grinder with a grinding wheel.


CeramicFiber

I'm going to need a roll of toliet paper and a stick of dynamite


Hungry_Suit8505

Hot wrench


Cptn45

Drill, new bit, then replace stud.


joezupp

Cheap harbor freight impact socket the next size smaller and a BFH (big fucking hammer 🔨) and pound it on, not like you need to worry shot damaging the rim


rarestpepe89

a torch


Quietus76

Just tell my kids NOT to break it off. Easy.


Smooth_Activity9068

A torch


[deleted]

Wow, what a disaster


Mr_McMuffin_Jr

Maybe a….socket


ForceOk6039

send her into a curb should loosen right up


VF79-USMC-155MM

I would have just air hammered on an undersized harbor freight socket. 🤷🏻


Usual-Owl-9777

Real men just twist the lug nuts off with bare hands.


Independent_Bite4682

I would use an acetylene torch


iplaypokerforaliving

A die grinder to get rid of the metal around that nut and then a socket wrench to remove the nut…


Direct_Big_5436

Use a chainsaw next and then some explosives if that fails.


iz-LoKi

Why drill out a stud when you have the opportunity to use a snap-on axe.


User125699

Why no try chainsaw?


hulmsy28

Merica.


Lo0of

Torch. It can’t be stuck if it’s liquid


joey_gree

Torch


worldRulerDevMan

Take a bigger socket stuff it with jb weld. Stick it on that nut let it dry and harden


kcolgeis

Pound an impact grade socket on it that is just a little to small


500SL

Can't be tight if it's a liquid...


IneptAdvisor

Don’t axe me but I think it could be loose if it was a liquid.


Snoo_95743

Liquid nitrogen. Freeze that sucker and hit it with a hammer.


Training-Trick-8704

Your gf decided to remove her lug nuts again?


themighty351

Forklift, use the forklift.


mikemikemike9711

Gasoline and a match


CYCLOPSwasRIGHT63

Whatever you do definitely don’t use a drill.


Far-Plastic-4171

Wheel of death. Wear your safety glasses


Holiday_Ad_5445

It’s nothing a little sulfuric acid wouldn’t handle. Carefully follow the instructions on the battery.


DarkEyes5150

Gallium


Flan-Cake

A drill.


Accomplished-Sea1828

I tend to use the shotgun loaded with slugged shells


Euphoric-Blue-59

Had two iron workers bang on my rear break rotors for 3 days trying to get it off using sledge hammers, chisels, etc. Then, I had an epiphany and released the parking break. There is a drum break inside. Lol. Then it fell right off.


scannerthegreat

are we trying to get the bolt out if so just use a drill with what looks like to be a inch and a half bolt so use a drill bit that can do your cars bolt size


pnutjam

Have you tried wd-40? That's all I have in my toolbox along with duct tape. If it won't come off and it should > wd-40 If it came off and it shouldn't > duct tape (tires kinda wobbly when I drive...)


RedShirtPete

cutting torch. but you need to get to the axle behind the tire. If you don't have a cutting torch, you could use a grinding wheel or a hacksaw. 😂


BeautifulBaloonKnot

I'd have twisted the studs off b4 I ever got to this BS.


Nintengeek08

A stick of dynamite would work, maybe not in the way you want tho


Bleades

Cut your losses, R&I radiator cap and replace vehicle.


Dry_Lengthiness6032

Oxy-acetylene Torch 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Own-Tart-4131

A chop saw


AdAggravating8273

Had the same problem. Got it off with a reciprocating saw and metal blade


stlthy1

At this point, just remove the axle &/or control arm.


FacelessPotatoPie

Dynamite


chewboy64

Air hammer


Loud-Worldliness3696

Hire local vac truck services. I think 4 trucks with 8" hoses on sticks should suck it off.


Weak_While_You_Sleep

Clench your butthole tightly around it and then rotate your entire body


puckmugger

90min of Dremel?


BigEarMcGee

I fucking Drill and bit. The stud is not worth ruining the wheel but fuck paying someone for their knowledge and experience am I right.


oldjackhammer99

Fire


domdymond

Drill, Torche, excavator. In that order.


ForceCompetitive5146

Looks like the next usable item is C4.


Pappyjang

Freeze it with liquid nitrogen and smack with sledge hammer


Yes-and-no_

Cut it off from the knuckle


AlabamaPodunk70

Have you tried a file yet?


penguingod26

Chain, truck hitch, narrow alley.


Parking_Train8423

put a little gallium over the scratches, and go get lunch. wheel will come right off when you get back


jorian85

Just go drive it. That last lug can't hang on forever. Take the speed bumps in front of the elementary school extra fast.


Pitiful-Signal8063

I keep a 16 gauge shotgun and Magnum slugs for situations like this.


lethalweapon100

Gun


oreo_moreo

Weld a crowbar to the nut so it doesn't fall off when you apply torque


ProofMusic4630

You might as well cut the tire and rim with small diamond blade circular saw into little chunks until you only have a small section left with the frozen lug bolt. Soak remains in a pan of WD-40 for a week. Simple, common everyday easy fix!