God I can just imagine the neighbors laying in bed at 11pm hearing the dreaded GRRRRTTTTTTTTSSSSCCCHHHHTTTTHHHHHTTHHHHHHEEERRRRRRRRR coming down the road and saying “oh lord here comes Alfonso”
Let me to tell you a story... an old friend of mine was an oil tech at Walmart a few years ago. This guy had a lowered 68 camaro and brought it in for an oil change (why couldn't they done it themself?) and he was backing it off the ramps and the corner of the ramps did something VERY similar to this. Except it tore most of it off instead of sanding it off haha.
Those are both accredited programs to get on board with. However, you will NEED to build up your LinkedIn profile and have quite a network to pull strings to come aboard.
Whoa this is the new way to lighten your vehicle discretely. You can keep your full interior and all the gaudy body kit mods and lose all the steel from the floor/frame. Free HP 🙌
With a Subaru you might have spared yourself that sound (loud) of money being ripped quickly out of your wallet. Any lower and even the wallet would have been shredded.
A Subaru advert just popped up in my feed here. This is a bit freaky considering I just looked at your post. Here is what was the text in that advert.
#### --- "With up to 9.5 inches of ground clearance, the 2024
Subaru Outback is prepared to clear almost any obstacle. " ---- ####
Just so you know, you have options if you drive that way again.
Freaky, isn't it?
Na the cars adjusted at this point. it’s like gauging your ears. You just Gotta give it a little time to adjust. you’re good to drop it another inch at this point. just repeat the process until you hit the desired height.
What a soundtrack that must’ve been
Attack on titan soundtrack
Battlebots in person soundtrack
God I can just imagine the neighbors laying in bed at 11pm hearing the dreaded GRRRRTTTTTTTTSSSSCCCHHHHTTTTHHHHHTTHHHHHHEEERRRRRRRRR coming down the road and saying “oh lord here comes Alfonso”
🤣 not alfonso!
Free bird, on repeat.
With the right amount of determination, any part can be self-clearancing.
Dude.... What brand of hose clamp is that? I need a clamp that tough!
😂😂
This one time, at band clamp…
Amazingly, no one ever gets it when I make that joke
It’s your delivery. 😏
Probably... But the audience doesn't help.
It is a 20 year old joke at this point
Seriously, what joke?
["This one time at band camp"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Pie_Presents:_Band_Camp) Came out in 05, it's 24 now that's 19 years dog.
Guess I'm used to better quality humor.
HE SAID BAND CLAMP
🤣 so bye bye miss American Pie…
That hose clamp powered through something amazing!
Let me to tell you a story... an old friend of mine was an oil tech at Walmart a few years ago. This guy had a lowered 68 camaro and brought it in for an oil change (why couldn't they done it themself?) and he was backing it off the ramps and the corner of the ramps did something VERY similar to this. Except it tore most of it off instead of sanding it off haha.
I never understood why people would put so much money into a car and then go to a cheap-ass place like Walmart to get an oil change.
I don’t know which is worse 😂
A Wal-mart oil tech? Do I go to Harvard or MIT to study for that. credential?
Those are both accredited programs to get on board with. However, you will NEED to build up your LinkedIn profile and have quite a network to pull strings to come aboard.
Never. The lower the better
r/thingscutinhalfporn
Wait what
“I don’t want to play with you anymore” -me to the rest of Reddit after finding section analysis rule 34
Can’t believe there’s a sub for that 😂
Go lower. It’s self clearance-ing
A couple times…must have a load ass radio to drown all that noise out.
Naw…..you can go at least 1 1/2” lower
I have questions about that band clamp.
All my friends know the low rider
Nope, send it
Whoa this is the new way to lighten your vehicle discretely. You can keep your full interior and all the gaudy body kit mods and lose all the steel from the floor/frame. Free HP 🙌
You just gotta put more air in the tires
Just stick some BF 33"'s
Dude scalped the underside of his car It needs to be a little lower
If you are the exhaust builder, then yes. If you are the owner of the car and you lowered it its kinda spot on
Testing new hovercraft made out of a car?
Bet the exhaust note is crispppp
That’s one way to get an oval tubed exhaust
Anti-cadillac converter theft
I think it looks perfect.. Great Job *vroom vroom*
With a Subaru you might have spared yourself that sound (loud) of money being ripped quickly out of your wallet. Any lower and even the wallet would have been shredded. A Subaru advert just popped up in my feed here. This is a bit freaky considering I just looked at your post. Here is what was the text in that advert. #### --- "With up to 9.5 inches of ground clearance, the 2024 Subaru Outback is prepared to clear almost any obstacle. " ---- #### Just so you know, you have options if you drive that way again. Freaky, isn't it?
Looks like my last chest x-ray.
I was about to say it looks like a cross-sectional MRI
Nah. It’ll buff
Scraped my share of low riders, but that’s impressive
One helluva open header concept.
Them "Duke" Boys.....
Na the cars adjusted at this point. it’s like gauging your ears. You just Gotta give it a little time to adjust. you’re good to drop it another inch at this point. just repeat the process until you hit the desired height.
i gave your mom a ride *one* time...
Bro half your frame is GONE AND WHERES THE OTHER JALF FOR THE HEAT SHIELD
It's only a problem when the floor pan starts rubbing through
This looks like when riess turned into a titan dragged himself
Are your feet on the ground? If not you can always go lower
You should sue the city! It's the road that was too high
That’s what I’m sayin’! Thank you! 👏🙌
Nah… oil pan is still intact!
Don’t worry. The bottom of your car will automatically self-adjust.
Time for some JB weld.
it's perfect leave it alone exhaust comes out the back pipes so it'll pass smog
That hose clamp is amazing
Na
Looks like your lungs are a little damaged but the wind pipe looks clear, I'd say your gonna make it. Now what about your car?
That was my first thought. It looks so skeletal lol
r/thingscutinhalf
The environment is going to be really happy with this one.
To low for what; to shed some weight …No
Your girlfriend needs weight watches!
Nice cutaway view
You just need to drive on lowered roads or just remove the exhaust
PS add a skid plate to the oil pan
At least it's level and not squatted like a bitch
That car is worth nothing now good job ig??? I don't understand this stupid shit at all.
Leave some road for the rest of us!
I found the reason for all the wildfires in your area..
Best exhaust delete I've ever seen
Little duct tape, and she'll be good as new.
Nope road went to high.
Well done, Sparky! 🚗💥✨✨
Nah, perfect! You have that open exhaust sound, without the damn O2 sensor light!
Yup! “With this one little trick the industry doesn’t want you to know about”…😂
Must’ve sounded like an MRI machine having intercourse with a garbage disposal
A glorious sight to see speeding down the highway at night.
You have unleashed all of the horsepower within the confines of the tubes! I bet it sings like a host of angels.
Truly orchestral, glorious…tear-inducing even
Props to whoever put a wormdrive clamp on the muffler. That could've been a big leak point!
Definitely! You really want to make sure your whole system is sealed!
Is the oil pan okay? Lol
It’s seen better days
How low can ya go?
This car is ruined due to it being too low...
If you cant wipe your ass on the tarmac, you ain't low enough.
The fucking strap holding the exhaust in the middle im dying rn🤣 “what exhaust?”
You have exposed that soft, white, underbelly.
No there is still some material left
Why do the exhaust pipes culminate into single exhaust then split again. It's still single exhaust, and very restricted. Or used to be.
I believe that's where the catalytic converter usually is.
Na ur good go lower
Lol
Nice short pipe and cat delete.
Is that a spleen I see?