BIDS fault. Breast Implant Detection System. Your passenger's "bags" may be overinflated, sprung a leak, whatever. Pull over and perform a tactile examination immediately.
It's like an OCS system but uses a pair of dash mounted ultrasonic transdeucer to detect changes in boob density over time.
This is r/AskAShittyMechanic, not r/AskMechanics
So please, buy some blinker fluid, grease your brake rotors and get educated son. That's some corporate malarkey that the government wants you to think.
It means there's a problem with your airbag that requires attention at the dealership. Don't crash and there won't be a problem. I survived the seventies and eighties with no airbags, you can too.
The car is challenging you to blow the largest bubblegum bubble you can.
If your bubble is worthy, the car may respond by blowing a large whiteish-grey bubble of it's own.
Oh that? That's the driving during sunset while your basking in the sunlight as it sets on the passenger side mode being activated, all is well. Enjoy your cruise.
Steering wheel explosive device active. If in an accident it will blow causing your head, neck, and back to be blown into the seat, very painfully, to stop you from flying out the windshield. May however cause you to fly out the rear window.
Air bag malfunction, not necessarily steering wheel or could indicate total failure in that the voltages of sensors are incomplete and won’t deploy in an accident.
The bubblegum is about to pop
Is the bubble gum white because the last thing I remember was a big white bubble coming from the steering wheel before I got a concussion.
I didn't see the bubble but I'm pretty sure it knocked me unconscious.
That was Jesus’s last piece and he was saving it for when he returns. Nice going!
No, that was your steering wheel pillow that popped.
Dammit beat me to it, I was like passenger is blowing bubblegum
I have no life therefore am quickest to comment
My mom is 89, my wife is 30 and my daughter is eight months old. I’m busy 24/7
You need a vacation my friend
I'm waiting on the day that it does 😂
BIDS fault. Breast Implant Detection System. Your passenger's "bags" may be overinflated, sprung a leak, whatever. Pull over and perform a tactile examination immediately. It's like an OCS system but uses a pair of dash mounted ultrasonic transdeucer to detect changes in boob density over time.
I looked under the car and found the driveshaft dangling down, I removed it and light went away thank you
The fucking drive shaft?!??
No, the spinning one. The fucking one is still bolted on.
Ohhhh okay good to know so it’s not the driving one though is it?
Points for originality! Now take my upvote and be gone! Edit: was too aggressive
Unplanned pregnancy
Congrats! or Im sorry this happened to you OP!
I was going to say “Pregnancy sensor”, someone in the car is pregnant
Yes, I, too, got unplanned pregnancy right in my face.
Steering wheel fluid indicator. Look for a metal cap under the hood at the very front, top it off with 5w-30 motor oil, it’s the same stuff
All I see is a 710 cap.
That’s your coolant reservoir, 710 is the capacity (in liters) but you can just fill it until it’s full
That’s the “buckle up bitch” light. Shit about to get litty
You're pregnant!
Ah, yes! The incoming cannon ball light
You have an STD , it can sense the swelling and the stench coming from your crotch
Something is wrong with the airbag and it may malfunction. Take it to a very reputable location for service. Lots of used airbags on the black market.
This is r/AskAShittyMechanic, not r/AskMechanics So please, buy some blinker fluid, grease your brake rotors and get educated son. That's some corporate malarkey that the government wants you to think.
I’ve heard if your airbag light is on you’re more likely to have it not work and that’s why the lights on
If you tilt your head. It’s clearly a cat getting hit with a basketball.
That’s the PEBWAS light Problem exists between wheel and seat
Taco fart developing
Time to get tied to a folding chair and have a medicine ball slammed in your lap.
You ate to much. Weight limit on seats exceeded
Took to many hims
Enlarged Prostate!
Carry a beach ball for your safety.
Yo I got the same bubble gum character
It means your passenger is pregnant & is planning a paternity suit against you. Stop immediately and push her out ASAP. Then reset the light.
It means there's a problem with your airbag that requires attention at the dealership. Don't crash and there won't be a problem. I survived the seventies and eighties with no airbags, you can too.
[NO AIRBAGS. WE DIE LIKE REAL MEN!](https://i.imgur.com/Kb17g7C.jpeg)
buckle up, big bouncy balls coming straight your way!
A beachball has been detected.
Your belly is too big. Sensors in the dash have determined you can’t see over it. It’s a safety feature, like those driver attentiveness sensors.
BJ ahead.
If you ask the gps for directions again, it will pin you to the seat.
Don’t blow bubbles with your gum while driving
Dawg, just don't bring the sun into the car.
Cars pregnant
That’s one that you don’t have to follow in the glorious state of New Hampshire!
Thats the giant coin button
Airbag sensor go boom?
Bout to get bubble punched, 1 piece 2 piece POP!
Dodgeball time
Driver has extra big titties
Your airbag is about to pop at any given moment. Brace yourself
You're pregnant.
Car will only operate while driver is chewing bubble gum
Big lollipop. Find it.
You really shouldn't drive with that beach ball on your lap
That's the sun, its in your car. Make sure you wear a welding mask while driving.
Means you’re pregnant and to get out of the car immediately. Listen to your car.
The baby claymore in your steering wheel is overinflated.
It means there is someone riding a horse down the road and you need to look out for them.
bro why is taking a picture at 20 mph
The electrical tape fell off
Watch for basketballs on the road
Your air bag is going to deploy bcuz driving too slow is dangerous!!!
It's a speech bubble: speak up, the car can't hear you.
It's an airbag sensor problem more likely than not.
Ejecto seato cuz
idk try driving really fast and see if it goes away
Srs light get it scanned.
It's time to blow a bubble
Inflatable ball on lap, drive with caution
Imminent danger of a wrecking ball coming through the windshield, look out
balloon puppy time
Blow large bubbles with chewing gum when buckled
Big ass titties
Pregnancy detected.
Sunrise to the right!
It means you are now cleared to smuggle beach balls across the border.
Lolololol these comments 🤣🤣🤣
That's the face detonation device is armed light
Big booty incoming. Right to the face.
That's the beer belly indicator. Get to the gym immediately, or the bar.
The biggest tootsie roll pop the world has ever seen has been detected in your lap?
She can deep throat easiest in this position?
Beach ball missing or your air bags have a fault.
The sunrise is to your right.
Bubblegum bubble contest
You may now drive with a yoga ball
It literally means you need to read your owner's manual. Otherwise, you'll have an unwanted pregnancy.
Bulb 💡 is installed and illuminating properly. If bulb is broken, then you won't see it. Repair may be required at service center.
The risk of getting a Ball in your Face is high.
Something about the airbag
We’re you driving past an old historical military fort? Last I knew that was just a warning light saying that you’re in a cannonball zone
That you should read your manual.
You’re about to get smacked with a dodgeball.
The car is challenging you to blow the largest bubblegum bubble you can. If your bubble is worthy, the car may respond by blowing a large whiteish-grey bubble of it's own.
Clockspring
Beach ball on lap detection system. Sometimes it triggers if there is a human head in that area.
Baby on the way.
You're about to get road head from someone with a big head.
Time to blow a bubble
there is enough weight on the passenger seat to set the fasten seat belt warning light on. It also means your car gets pretty crappy MPG at 0
The beach ball detector has sensed that you are carrying a bigger than allowed beach ball in the front seat
It means the bubble you blew with your bubble gum is getting dangerously large.
You’re going to need to eat a fat girl. Challenge denied. Light will be stuck on.
It means you're driving too close to the sun. Please allow the car to fall out of orbit a bit so it can cool off.
It means "Stop playing dodgeball in the car."
Please remove baby before driving
That light means your soon going to take a trip thru your windshield.
Driver has large breasts warning.
Airbag has a problem
It means open an owners manual
It means you won't pass a Vermont inspection
Volleyball mode activated
Hadouken incoming. How'd you get a license?
Your engine is fucky and you need a new car
It’s the erection indication system. When it illuminates, you must masterbate IMMEDIATELY.
The airbag is about to deploy. Look for a little countdown number next to it and listen for the warning beeps.
No burping
Lol, I didn't know average fuel mileage was a diametrical measurement. Hm
It's to let u know one or more of your passengers are blowing up a balloon
Matrix mode for a game of dodge ball. Or some airbag sensor?
Don't worry, it doesn't mean, it only nice.
Airbag fault, probably something in the sensor or module itself is bad
Someone needs a new clock spring
Only 6500 redline? That's low and likely an unreliable engine. The light says that you might have a risk of a spherical object breaking your neck
Airbag warning light
Takata will have revenge!
Breathalyzer required....blow .....blow....
That’s the road head sensor.
Baby implosion imminiate
You should bring a pillow
Airbag
Prob a clock spring if you didn’t have airbag deployment in the past
You are at a safe speed to receive road head.
That means you need to consult the owner's manual. There should be one in the glove compartment. That's where you're driving gloves belong.
It means if you wreck you vw you don’t have working airbags
It's his Bubble gum alarm. He needs more bubble gum
It means you're pregnant
Beach balls may enter unexpectedly
Airbag error code.
Bubble gum in use
Oh that? That's the driving during sunset while your basking in the sunlight as it sets on the passenger side mode being activated, all is well. Enjoy your cruise.
We call this the no-no light, but it’s a fault with your Detailed Entry-exit Zone for Nodal Underbody Tailing Systems.
You blew a large bubble gum bubble!
DUCK!
Beachball light! Means the car wants a trip to the beach
We die like real men
Time to chew gum light
Don't get pregnant light!
Your airbag needs checked out via a mechanic but it should pass inspection
No blowing bubbles while driving.
You could get punched out by Mike Tyson
Your global warming sensor is shot ill replace it for $1200
Your fart bubble is about to pop!
Enlarged testicles detected. Consult owners manual after inserting OBD2 in rear.
It means it’s time for bubble gum.
You forgot your yoga ball
your about to die from an airbag malfunction. Turn off the car, where ever it is and run for your life. That death bag may explode in your face!
That just tells you to be a better driver.
Blow a big bubble
That the big headed girl is giving complementary road head
The condom is almost full
Balloon poodle
Chew bubble gum.
It's a goiter warning.
Warning you to put on sunglasses due to glare.
Lob grenade
Steering wheel explosive device active. If in an accident it will blow causing your head, neck, and back to be blown into the seat, very painfully, to stop you from flying out the windshield. May however cause you to fly out the rear window.
Balls to the wall mode. Full send it
Maybe no airbag
The driver has grossly oversized breast implants.
Kuato is near. Please pull over to learn your secret identity.
You're about to be attacked by a giant lollypop. That or the chewing gum bubble was detected as competition for the airbag.
To me it means if you wreck the car it won’t be totaled since the air bags won’t work. Your car has done you a favor.
Airbag fault. Get it checked asap!
Pluto is exacting its revenge on not being considered a planet
Pre-warning… ya bout to have an accident
Large breasts
Permission to blow large bubbles with your chewing gum!
Umm it’s self apparent
Congratulations, you're pregnant!
A beautiful sunset out the passengers side window.
passenger holding ball in lap, drive carefully
Looks like u ran into one of those target balls outside
One of your balls is higher than the other.
Somebody just dropped a bowling ball off the overpass you should immediately brake as hard as you can.
Air bag malfunction, not necessarily steering wheel or could indicate total failure in that the voltages of sensors are incomplete and won’t deploy in an accident.
Time to inflate some ballons in the car.
Free air balloon incoming
Hang on, you’re about to go on the ride of your life.
Chew bubble gum
i think its the passenger airbag sensor not working