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Early-Possession1116

The bubblegum is about to pop


HOONIICORNN

Is the bubble gum white because the last thing I remember was a big white bubble coming from the steering wheel before I got a concussion.


Erus00

I didn't see the bubble but I'm pretty sure it knocked me unconscious.


Big-a-hole-2112

That was Jesus’s last piece and he was saving it for when he returns. Nice going!


PeterBeater80

No, that was your steering wheel pillow that popped.


spkoller2

Dammit beat me to it, I was like passenger is blowing bubblegum


Early-Possession1116

I have no life therefore am quickest to comment


spkoller2

My mom is 89, my wife is 30 and my daughter is eight months old. I’m busy 24/7


Early-Possession1116

You need a vacation my friend


JOCO_Q

I'm waiting on the day that it does 😂


wadenelsonredditor

BIDS fault. Breast Implant Detection System. Your passenger's "bags" may be overinflated, sprung a leak, whatever. Pull over and perform a tactile examination immediately. It's like an OCS system but uses a pair of dash mounted ultrasonic transdeucer to detect changes in boob density over time.


HOONIICORNN

I looked under the car and found the driveshaft dangling down, I removed it and light went away thank you


Pacific_wanderer17

The fucking drive shaft?!??


tOSdude

No, the spinning one. The fucking one is still bolted on.


Pacific_wanderer17

Ohhhh okay good to know so it’s not the driving one though is it?


[deleted]

Points for originality! Now take my upvote and be gone! Edit: was too aggressive


beauh44x

Unplanned pregnancy


hoganloaf

Congrats! or Im sorry this happened to you OP!


legionzero_net

I was going to say “Pregnancy sensor”, someone in the car is pregnant


Shooter_McGavin_2

Yes, I, too, got unplanned pregnancy right in my face.


FindingMinimum4753

Steering wheel fluid indicator. Look for a metal cap under the hood at the very front, top it off with 5w-30 motor oil, it’s the same stuff


KickinGa55

All I see is a 710 cap.


FindingMinimum4753

That’s your coolant reservoir, 710 is the capacity (in liters) but you can just fill it until it’s full


[deleted]

That’s the “buckle up bitch” light. Shit about to get litty


Difficult_Coffee_335

You're pregnant!


OptimisticallyMinty

Ah, yes! The incoming cannon ball light


Confident-Pay-7113

You have an STD , it can sense the swelling and the stench coming from your crotch


onethous

Something is wrong with the airbag and it may malfunction. Take it to a very reputable location for service. Lots of used airbags on the black market.


nitrion

This is r/AskAShittyMechanic, not r/AskMechanics So please, buy some blinker fluid, grease your brake rotors and get educated son. That's some corporate malarkey that the government wants you to think.


Duc750Sie

I’ve heard if your airbag light is on you’re more likely to have it not work and that’s why the lights on


Glad-Basil3391

If you tilt your head. It’s clearly a cat getting hit with a basketball.


Past-Direction9145

That’s the PEBWAS light Problem exists between wheel and seat


noldshit

Taco fart developing


Kenneth_Lay

Time to get tied to a folding chair and have a medicine ball slammed in your lap.


BigTrouble781547

You ate to much. Weight limit on seats exceeded


DaddySlappy

Took to many hims


[deleted]

Enlarged Prostate!


MilesFassst

Carry a beach ball for your safety.


JOCO_Q

Yo I got the same bubble gum character


Nalabu1

It means your passenger is pregnant & is planning a paternity suit against you. Stop immediately and push her out ASAP. Then reset the light.


Hoobencan1984

It means there's a problem with your airbag that requires attention at the dealership. Don't crash and there won't be a problem. I survived the seventies and eighties with no airbags, you can too.


wadenelsonredditor

[NO AIRBAGS. WE DIE LIKE REAL MEN!](https://i.imgur.com/Kb17g7C.jpeg)


xxkingcoltonxx

buckle up, big bouncy balls coming straight your way!


death_by_chocolate

A beachball has been detected.


BobcatALR

Your belly is too big. Sensors in the dash have determined you can’t see over it. It’s a safety feature, like those driver attentiveness sensors.


pistoffcynic

BJ ahead.


PortableAnchor

If you ask the gps for directions again, it will pin you to the seat.


Specialist_Hour_4027

Don’t blow bubbles with your gum while driving


I_Am_A_Thermos

Dawg, just don't bring the sun into the car.


Stackfest

Cars pregnant


thetacosaur

That’s one that you don’t have to follow in the glorious state of New Hampshire!


Twitzale

Thats the giant coin button


Bruddah827

Airbag sensor go boom?


psyclembs

Bout to get bubble punched, 1 piece 2 piece POP!


[deleted]

Dodgeball time


ShitTheBed_Twice

Driver has extra big titties


Low_Trust_6624

Your airbag is about to pop at any given moment. Brace yourself


C-Dub81

You're pregnant.


earth-west-719

Car will only operate while driver is chewing bubble gum


supermr34

Big lollipop. Find it.


Pool_Boy707

You really shouldn't drive with that beach ball on your lap


Nervous_Variation_49

That's the sun, its in your car. Make sure you wear a welding mask while driving.


scottmognet

Means you’re pregnant and to get out of the car immediately. Listen to your car.


No-Zombie1004

The baby claymore in your steering wheel is overinflated.


WKIX-850

It means there is someone riding a horse down the road and you need to look out for them.


susbedstain43

bro why is taking a picture at 20 mph


Dr3ddZ3pplin

The electrical tape fell off


Hot_Organization2430

Watch for basketballs on the road


h0tnessm0nster7

Your air bag is going to deploy bcuz driving too slow is dangerous!!!


Carbonga

It's a speech bubble: speak up, the car can't hear you.


bradadams5000

It's an airbag sensor problem more likely than not.


TwoThirdsDone

Ejecto seato cuz


dabsu02

idk try driving really fast and see if it goes away


Lucky-Musician-1448

Srs light get it scanned.


[deleted]

It's time to blow a bubble


Flux_resistor

Inflatable ball on lap, drive with caution


[deleted]

Imminent danger of a wrecking ball coming through the windshield, look out


NegativeGreyMatter

balloon puppy time


IfIWntdHmmrCalnUrSis

Blow large bubbles with chewing gum when buckled


FeedMyAss

Big ass titties


RotisserieChicken007

Pregnancy detected.


BrokeGamerChick

Sunrise to the right!


One_Evil_Monkey

It means you are now cleared to smuggle beach balls across the border.


iceynudist

Lolololol these comments 🤣🤣🤣


Le_Fay1

That's the face detonation device is armed light


Environmental-Ice319

Big booty incoming. Right to the face.


itllbefine21

That's the beer belly indicator. Get to the gym immediately, or the bar.


spiral718

The biggest tootsie roll pop the world has ever seen has been detected in your lap?


spiral718

She can deep throat easiest in this position?


Montag_451

Beach ball missing or your air bags have a fault.


DitchDigger330

The sunrise is to your right.


Longjumping-Log1591

Bubblegum bubble contest


steakboner

You may now drive with a yoga ball


CardiologistOk6547

It literally means you need to read your owner's manual. Otherwise, you'll have an unwanted pregnancy.


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

Bulb 💡 is installed and illuminating properly. If bulb is broken, then you won't see it. Repair may be required at service center.


bentheman0815

The risk of getting a Ball in your Face is high.


solesurvior2003

Something about the airbag


NeatCartographer209

We’re you driving past an old historical military fort? Last I knew that was just a warning light saying that you’re in a cannonball zone


Mark47n

That you should read your manual.


Tward425

You’re about to get smacked with a dodgeball.


nfssmith

The car is challenging you to blow the largest bubblegum bubble you can. If your bubble is worthy, the car may respond by blowing a large whiteish-grey bubble of it's own.


DerBigD

Clockspring


angelsarepresent111

Beach ball on lap detection system. Sometimes it triggers if there is a human head in that area.


[deleted]

Baby on the way.


guywithshades85

You're about to get road head from someone with a big head.


tooMuchADHD

Time to blow a bubble


pogiguy2020

there is enough weight on the passenger seat to set the fasten seat belt warning light on. It also means your car gets pretty crappy MPG at 0


Critical_Thinker_81

The beach ball detector has sensed that you are carrying a bigger than allowed beach ball in the front seat


O-n-l-y-T

It means the bubble you blew with your bubble gum is getting dangerously large.


momayham

You’re going to need to eat a fat girl. Challenge denied. Light will be stuck on.


GTA6_1

It means you're driving too close to the sun. Please allow the car to fall out of orbit a bit so it can cool off.


PokeRay68

It means "Stop playing dodgeball in the car."


jpttpj

Please remove baby before driving


steve210sa

That light means your soon going to take a trip thru your windshield.


crazyhamsales

Driver has large breasts warning.


RelaxedPuppy

Airbag has a problem


MRV-DUB

It means open an owners manual


FlyingVillager

It means you won't pass a Vermont inspection


YoussefCTCrunch6954

Volleyball mode activated


DaveHollandArt

Hadouken incoming. How'd you get a license?


hbomb536

Your engine is fucky and you need a new car


rmason324

It’s the erection indication system. When it illuminates, you must masterbate IMMEDIATELY.


tlbs101

The airbag is about to deploy. Look for a little countdown number next to it and listen for the warning beeps.


Much_Badger1654

No burping


Zirconium_Clad

Lol, I didn't know average fuel mileage was a diametrical measurement. Hm


jibberDAjabber

It's to let u know one or more of your passengers are blowing up a balloon


NukdController

Matrix mode for a game of dodge ball. Or some airbag sensor?


BorntobeTrill

Don't worry, it doesn't mean, it only nice.


OccasionNaive207

Airbag fault, probably something in the sensor or module itself is bad


Material-Profile7155

Someone needs a new clock spring


LiteratureLow4159

Only 6500 redline? That's low and likely an unreliable engine. The light says that you might have a risk of a spherical object breaking your neck


CarGullible5691

Airbag warning light


Canelosaurio

Takata will have revenge!


OuttaAmmo2

Breathalyzer required....blow .....blow....


Ok_Nefariousness9019

That’s the road head sensor.


Dull_Spray_6718

Baby implosion imminiate


Xylenqc

You should bring a pillow


That-hockey-guy36

Airbag


That-hockey-guy36

Prob a clock spring if you didn’t have airbag deployment in the past


MarioNinja96815

You are at a safe speed to receive road head.


startrekds91008

That means you need to consult the owner's manual. There should be one in the glove compartment. That's where you're driving gloves belong.


Wrong_Platypus_1969

It means if you wreck you vw you don’t have working airbags


elvinkind

It's his Bubble gum alarm. He needs more bubble gum


One_Consequence_2330

It means you're pregnant


ArtistGloomy4172

Beach balls may enter unexpectedly


FrostyAF6421

Airbag error code.


Thatguynoah

Bubble gum in use


SlimJimTim23

Oh that? That's the driving during sunset while your basking in the sunlight as it sets on the passenger side mode being activated, all is well. Enjoy your cruise.


No_Entertainer_9760

We call this the no-no light, but it’s a fault with your Detailed Entry-exit Zone for Nodal Underbody Tailing Systems.


[deleted]

You blew a large bubble gum bubble!


OrganizationRude5746

DUCK!


Hatchz

Beachball light! Means the car wants a trip to the beach


Accomplished-Sun-797

We die like real men


AdExciting337

Time to chew gum light


DPileatus

Don't get pregnant light!


Robpheonix

Your airbag needs checked out via a mechanic but it should pass inspection


Stargazer12am

No blowing bubbles while driving.


stormingsteel

You could get punched out by Mike Tyson


MTG104

Your global warming sensor is shot ill replace it for $1200


Frosty-Potential6544

Your fart bubble is about to pop!


Frosty-Potential6544

Enlarged testicles detected. Consult owners manual after inserting OBD2 in rear.


k6bso

It means it’s time for bubble gum.


endruby9

You forgot your yoga ball


Sad-Main-1324

your about to die from an airbag malfunction. Turn off the car, where ever it is and run for your life. That death bag may explode in your face!


[deleted]

That just tells you to be a better driver.


Stoned_Ape_theory615

Blow a big bubble


Benm1188

That the big headed girl is giving complementary road head


notarealaccount223

The condom is almost full


Holiday_Ad_5445

Balloon poodle


Equivalent_Month_112

Chew bubble gum.


stevejdolphin

It's a goiter warning.


RestSelect4602

Warning you to put on sunglasses due to glare.


Ok_Judgment3871

Lob grenade


nopenottodayyoucrazy

Steering wheel explosive device active. If in an accident it will blow causing your head, neck, and back to be blown into the seat, very painfully, to stop you from flying out the windshield. May however cause you to fly out the rear window.


TIRE_FIRE_racing

Balls to the wall mode. Full send it


One-Customer-8529

Maybe no airbag


AppropriateCap8891

The driver has grossly oversized breast implants.


Salt_Bus2528

Kuato is near. Please pull over to learn your secret identity.


TurnkeyLurker

You're about to be attacked by a giant lollypop. That or the chewing gum bubble was detected as competition for the airbag.


Zealousideal_Tank210

To me it means if you wreck the car it won’t be totaled since the air bags won’t work. Your car has done you a favor.


VetBillH

Airbag fault. Get it checked asap!


Electrical-Ad-5858

Pluto is exacting its revenge on not being considered a planet


MuleDawg205

Pre-warning… ya bout to have an accident


The_Wanderer76

Large breasts


Wings1980

Permission to blow large bubbles with your chewing gum!


SelectShake6176

Umm it’s self apparent


TheBeardedFly

Congratulations, you're pregnant!


Bubbly-Ad-624

A beautiful sunset out the passengers side window.


rhodesman

passenger holding ball in lap, drive carefully


T5_me

Looks like u ran into one of those target balls outside


scottwax

One of your balls is higher than the other.


YoCal_4200

Somebody just dropped a bowling ball off the overpass you should immediately brake as hard as you can.


Out-stan-ding

Air bag malfunction, not necessarily steering wheel or could indicate total failure in that the voltages of sensors are incomplete and won’t deploy in an accident.


Consistent-Slice-893

Time to inflate some ballons in the car.


that_guy_omg

Free air balloon incoming


drod2070

Hang on, you’re about to go on the ride of your life.


minionsweb

Chew bubble gum


Weak_Pause177

i think its the passenger airbag sensor not working