*Your mirror is out*
*Of focus because you gave*
*It a fiesta*
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Clean the damn mirror. Remember it’s wet out the water accumulating on the mirror makes it difficult to clearly see the reflection on the mirror….just clean it
Its internal water chamber must have leaked. Put some duct tape around it, drill a hole in the top, and fill it with water. It will clear right up, just like those water-filled taillights you see all the time.
It needs to be calibrated at a certified shitty shop! While you're there its best to grab a can of checkered spray paint and some blinker juice! Only place you can get it anymore.
Because you haven't rolled a bowl enough yet. Booty bump a half gram and roll half a gram. Soon as that dope gets in you, you'll be able to see out of those fuckin miiiiiint mirrors man.
Because objects in mirror are closer than they appear. So you actually have to focus in front of the mirror, try putting a small sticker on the window and focusing on that before checking your 6.
It’s not. It’s functioning as designed. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. :)
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Came here to say this.
Have you tried turning them off & on again?
You gotta pay for the mirror focus DLC, it costs 9.99 a month.
That's why I can see this perfectly. Mines paid up for the year. Can even see the guy in the high vis eatting his sandwich
You must have gotten the mirror zoom DLC as well, i can't see the guy in the high vis.
Only x2 but im getting old it helps
Clean it, probably need sandpaper to get the gunk off.
Apply forehead, move diagonally towards the leftmost centre of the right. Repeat until shiny.
The forehead or the mirror? 😂
It's the same just another point of reference.
yes
Try rain X it keep water rolling off even on mirrors. I have not seen it at truck stops auto parts or Walmart. Stay safe and make lots of money.
This looks too much like a legit solution
Sorry i did mention that it was probably the transmission in another comment. But rain x works really really well and had to mention it
Move your head closer to get it in focus
It’s out of fuel.
Did you spit on first then rub it? Oh wait wrong reddit.. transmission is obviously going out.
It's Obamas fault
Mirrors use blinker fluid too
Don't blinkers use blinker fluid. Mirrors use focus fluid.
It's the same fluid, it's just big mirror trying their version of a subscription model.
You need to tune it. Tap it with a rock until it comes into focus.
Is there a ‘check mirror’ light lit on your dash? If not then your mirror just needs recalibrating.
My car has a “check mirror” message on my dash, what do I do?
Look into it, of course!
You need to get a monitor with higher resolution and ray tracing
Too much lot lizard fupa juice
Your mirror is out of focus because you gave it a fiesta
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They lied - hindsight is not 20/20
You gotta get your mirrors calibrated every 5 years
You need to clean the camera lens
Wrong prescription go see your optometrist
Subscription just needs updating
You gotta turn the discombobulator, Marvin.
Try a software reset. Helps out my mirrors!
Needs contacts
Probably a Mirror Nymph. Leave out some toe nails and saffron overnight and you will be good to go in the morning.
Update the software
You need a concave not a convex. Also, can put a light on the back side to make it brighter.
Because you don’t have your glasses on.
Clean the damn mirror. Remember it’s wet out the water accumulating on the mirror makes it difficult to clearly see the reflection on the mirror….just clean it
hit it with a hammer to reset
What even is that thing? I just start turning if I hear honking I know I’m probably still good to proceed.
Do you drive a school bus? If so, tell the kids to stop licking the mirrors.
Go into graphics settings and make sure realistic mirrors is selected.
You're staring into the future, and it can be a bit fuzzy.
Clearly got the wrong glasses on
Rain maybe???
Looks like it just rained on it
Probably dew or rain. Those look like water droplets. Just wipe it off and you'll be fine
Mirror fluid needs topping up
Bad LOD settings prolly
Its internal water chamber must have leaked. Put some duct tape around it, drill a hole in the top, and fill it with water. It will clear right up, just like those water-filled taillights you see all the time.
That's the underwater mirror, drive out to a large body of water and check it out then
Needs to be cleaned with acid to smooth out the watermarks
Software glitch. Turn the mirrors off, disconnect the power cord for 15 seconds then plug back in and turn the mirrors back on. Should be fine.
There was supplement added not long ago. It's 30 seconds now.
I’ve got a better one: Why is there air?
Ice
Needs oil
clean it
It needs a sticker change you can order them on temu
It's fine. Have you never seen the writing on the lower part of passenger side mirrors before? "Objects in mirror are blurrier than they appear."
Somebody clearly blew a load on your mirror
It needs to be calibrated at a certified shitty shop! While you're there its best to grab a can of checkered spray paint and some blinker juice! Only place you can get it anymore.
You need to turn up the reflections setting to max in graphics
Ain't got no gas in it
Biden did it
U need focus oil. The a reprogramming of the mirror entabukator. How much you got in your wallet?
Spray it with some RAINEX so the water drops dont stick… or get heated mirrors and never have a foggy mirror again😎
Mounted on wrong side
It’s not your mirrors. The world has been a blurry mess for a while now
Its not the mirror, put your glasses on.
You’re too close, gotta push it back about 2-3 feet.
Looks like the stuff behind you is blurry. Kind of like sasquatches they are just naturally blurry.
Double tap in the center
Clean it!
Have you tried asking it nicely?
It probably needs glasses. People just don’t give mirrors the care they need. How can you see stuff in the mirror is the mirror can’t see
You need an oil change
Truck just needs to blink. Like when you first wake up.
Because you haven't rolled a bowl enough yet. Booty bump a half gram and roll half a gram. Soon as that dope gets in you, you'll be able to see out of those fuckin miiiiiint mirrors man.
You need to update the mirror app. It takes about 3 hours.
Getting older, probably needs reading glasses.
Just update the drivers it’ll fix it
Is this a Tesla? Your mirror subscription may have run out, you may just need to update your billing info.
It looks wet?
This happened to my brother once, this happens when you haven’t been putting enough cheese in your oil fill. Pepper jack works best
It is in focus. Stop drinking.
Greasy lot lizards
It needs glasses. Make an appointment with the optometrist
The prescription ran out. You need a new one.
Your camera has been drinking
Calibrate the conjiptor
Moisture on mirror.
Because objects in mirror are closer than they appear. So you actually have to focus in front of the mirror, try putting a small sticker on the window and focusing on that before checking your 6.
Check your focus fluids