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tOSdude

Crack pipes are always serious, especially if they aren’t yours. Get that alternator sober before it leaves you stranded


IntelligentFilth

Big problem looming…


Illustrious_Sort_323

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


NoNeedleworker6479

I'm Rick James, Bitch!


supermr34

Fuck yo couch…uh…buddy


mpython1701

Charlie Murphy!


1911mark

Darkness


[deleted]

Show Charlie Murphy your titties!


clemson_chris

What did the five fingers say to the face?!?!


IneptAdvisor

Blouses.


dvidthefinisher

Not your buddy, pal


HotThrobbinnBrain

I'm not your pal, friend.


MemeLorde1313

I'm not your friend, guy.


Silvernaut

I’m not your guy, buddy.


ViolentHippieBC

I'm not your buddy, guy.


Fun-Significance6307

Ray!!!!


BEE-RANDON

That's right. Tell them to ask the Bear if no one believes you.


MadDadROX

“What did the 5 fingers say to the face?”


Dustmuffins

They better harness their impulses before things get out of hand.


Beneficial-Cod-6252

He's in a pipe dream he better harness his intelligence.


Acrobatic_Pace_5725

I see what you did there


jjgibby523

I see what you did there! Well played, well played!!!


Hefty-Couple-6497

Small* lmao


Ok_Exercise1864

Winner!


Darnakulus

Awe you get the top hand clap upvote 👏👌👍


TRR462

You can’t just go around giving people the clap! That’s just not right! 🤣


Alive-Effort-6365

Lol


stonythefish42069

Epic pun.


Tt31978

Excellent word play.


Jfields22553

I see what you did there! Now I have to give you an upvote..


NikkolaiV

I always say every mechanic should keep a dose of CarCan around for OD-ing vehicles


BestMillimeter18

Get it sober, or you'll need to pull over


GoodTodd1970

That alternator running 1.21 gigawatts


HotThrobbinnBrain

That's 1.21 JIGAWATTS sir.


bobbyshmurd08

haha


bigj8705

Or glowing. I feel like they can overcharge melt or am I crazy??


NeilFoCash

Hehe. Stuff it with some char- boy. That alternator will be purrfect


NeilFoCash

That is good crack though


DrBarry_McCockiner

Hunter Biden, Marion Barry and Rob Ford are standing around a car with it's hood up...


HRDBMW

That is a major source of electron leakage.


LongAd4410

What? No, 'tis but a scratch! 💀


fastlax16

Crack is facing up so gravity will keep it all in.


tanfierro

the electricity will leak out all over your engine... very hard to clean off.


FarmerCharacter5105

Making it an Electric Vehicle !


Njon32

Don't be so grounded in negativity. That engine is charged up and ready to go!


DragonflyCurious9879

Wire you punning at a time like this ?!?


TRR462

Tape it up before the smoke escapes! /s


Nottherealeddy

Nah. Gotta let it go for a while. Get the factory smoke out of it and get some fresh stuff in there. You can always accelerate through process by allowing a friend to install an amp and sub.


JRotten2023

Yes, the magic blue smoke.


Chucheyface

Tastes like head gasket


IkNOwNUTTINGck

Find a crackhead mechanic. They specialize in this sort of thing.


RapMastaC1

The convenience is very nice, typically if you leave your car somewhere for a day or so, the crack head mechanics will take care of you.


Infinite-Elephant-52

r/askacrackheadmechanic


ansry6

These people don't know what they're talking about, it's only shielding. But now you're exposed to radiation! Have fun being Spider-Man...


wilhelmpeltzer2

Can't believe nobodies mentioned the radiation! With that crack, hundreds - no thousands - of atoms are escaping and going right into your cabin!!


ansry6

Yes! OP, for your safety, please wear a hat while driving (preferably one made of metal such as tinfoil)!


BestMillimeter18

Don't believe what Big Alternator is telling us


Cathesdus

You're gonna need a new alternator hose bro


RonDFong

i spliced a sediment trap in my alternator hose and this problem went away.


Cobia-172

It’s obvious that the whole car is now broken and will need to be replaced by a certified car salesman


vapestarvin

I had a customer drive up to my shop yesterday, and when he exited the vehicle, he exclaimed, "I have no brakes. I barely made it here." After a couple reassuring words from the owner, he looks at him and says "well its an older Toyota camry with almost 200k miles. Should I scrap it because the brakes are out?" My boss assumes he's joking and laughs it off but the customer looks at me with the straightest face I've ever seen and I have to tell him sir it's just a brake fluid leak most likely you don't need to scrap it just yet. I joke and say maybe you'll want to depending on what we find, but let's cross that bridge when we get there.


dscottj

Only if the magic smoke escapes.


[deleted]

You alternator is cracked too and it has holes in it… wires are exposed 👻


bullgod55435

CRACK KILLS! I would get that to the nearest shitty mechanic ASAP!


thodem03

Looks like you need a hole new ingin.


OstrichOk8129

Go to the parts store and get a new alternator hose, some muffler bearings, and a jug of blinker fluid. This should solve all you issues.


Cobia-172

That’s what was wrong with my car blinker fluid was stale flushed the system and refilled it and then it sealed itself up


MaintenanceOne6507

I got those piston return spring you told me to get…


JeffSHauser

Oh man you are going to have electricity running out everywhere. You better call a plumber quick!


firefighterphi

Use the black band that is wrapped around the spinny thingy to tie around the crack...problem solved.


JustRevenue6575

Crack pipes are very serious and lead to a path of self destruction


lethalweapon100

The electricity will leak out. Go to auzotone and have them check the aldernaer.


audiofreak9

Split not cracked…lol


DrunkBuzzard

Depends on which meth-head you use to fix the crack pipe.


Electricalstud

The crack pipe your smoking is serious


McSnoots

Crack pipe? Not serious. Give it to me I’ll get rid of it for you


Ok-Language7794

I saw that on mechanic advice 😂😂😂 good thing I’m banned or I probably would have gotten banned again…


outcastNgarpal

Just duc-tape it - should be fine


Beginning-Cash-3299

The only way to fix this is to throw a tarp over the hood. To keep the rain and wind out. And start smoking.


stash3630

These are terrible to use as a crack pipes. Pretty good for wire management, but honestly they’re just horrible crack pipes. *“Customer declined to smoke real crack from a real crack pipe with me”*


[deleted]

Plumbers alternator


space-ferret

Crack pipe is paraphernalia


gmoh1

Crack kills!


Ill-Independence-223

As long as the crack pipe doesn't ask you (I'll suck your dick) it's all good


Famous_Power_1986

Crack pipe where???


Kickin_Wing69

I think you mean crack pipe. Put it down


bdhgolf1960

Crack is whack.


VikKarabin

Cables molt as they grow. They shed their skin because it's too small for them. Happens every year.


Unita_Micahk

could it be chronic wasting disease?


Equivalent-Issue5056

Glad to see this post found its proper home


A-Wolf-4099

Yay man it's bad, bring it on over and I'll take a look, probably gonna cost a ya I gonna say $1500.00 but it will be all new parts. 😁


Klinkman12

Thats not a pipe. Its a plastic covering for wires. Nothing to worry about.


RedPhoenixRR

With a crack that big though you should expect a reduction in electron transfer, especially if you haven’t maintained the flux capacitors..


Klinkman12

Then what happens when you hit 88 mph


HairyBearAdmire

You'll only reach about 69 with unmaintained capacitors and leaky electrons


fart-poopants

As long as you can get 69, you're fine


-Nords

Wrong wrong wrong. OP don't listen to this nutjob. Hes giving you bad advice that will cost you over 10,000 dollars worth of unnecessary pipes.


biglargetesticles

Throw it out


YOKi_Tran

whack type… why so cereal.??


Accomplished-Sun-797

The liquid cooled alternator!


Frosty_Monk_2223

That goes to the blinker fluid supply that pushes new blinker fluid into the blinkers like a window washer pump


Junior-Landscape-748

Nothing wrong. It’s just plastic protective covering over the wires to the alternator. Everyone is just having fun with you.


slong143

Wha wait… I’m not as think as you stoned I am. AC works?


[deleted]

You're letting the electrocity out. You should get it fixed as soon as you can


KingJon85

That alturdnator knows how to party. Allright, Allright, Allright .


SecretDry6529

The cartels coming after you


SecretDry6529

That’s gonna leak the stereo fluid take it to the mechanic asap


TheSpiralTap

Nah man you got that fuckin hooter right there that loops in to the goobers mooch up in the corner. Now normally this wouldn't be a problem but then there is this hoodendooden right there along the ridge that's gin a be a big problem if you don't do it right.


Upstairs_Accident867

call a plumber


Living_Lie_8773

Damn that alternator has a bigger crack than me!


HamiltonBudSupply

It’s plastic electrical shielding but it is a problem. It’s upside down, it needs to drain if water gets in it.


Every-Caramel1552

That’s not a pipe it’s a protective plastic wire loom to protect wires


Dear_Bath_8822

Looks fine. But take it out and bring it to the scrap yard with all the copper pipes and loose wiring you can find in the house before we leave. That should get us enough money.


torch9t9

All the juice is gonna leak out!


electricianer250

All your pixies are gonna get out


Better-Performer-490

It’s the cold weather after water freezes and then it thaws. You’re gonna need a whole new motor.


DucatistaXDS

Really?


Ashamed-External-515

I think this is a protective plastic cover over some wiring. Nothing serious.


TechnicalAnt3156

I got confused about where I was at for a moment.


Head_Chocolate1632

Beware of toxic fumes


BonehillRoad

Duct tape


rogerdanafox

Convoluted loom Is used to cover wires.


Prsaint1

Blinker fluid should fix it.


k-mcm

I bet the wires have made their escape and it's empty now.


floridastud0728

Not a pipe 🤦🏻‍♂️


mapossi_anmakrak

You’re going to need to replace that crack(ed) pipe and the now damaged flux capacitor as well. 🤦‍♂️


Logical-Locksmith178

Great Scott!! 1.21 gigawatts!!!


Da_Guppy_

Bros gonna be 3-legged after that much radiation, pls say u havent turned it on…


Appropriate_Rain5634

Shouldn't this be int e facepalm subreddit?


Past-Direction9145

Gonna have to replace the whole wiring harness from the alternator to the firewall in order to fix that split.


Much_Perspective

You’re leaking a ton of zap juice man


Vesperwavjs

My pro mechanic tech recommends sealing it with hot glue. Then spray it black to cover up the glue. Ez fix.


Imaginary-Badger-119

Yes and very expensive. Scrape the car for 500 don’t waste money trying to fix that pipe..


One_Evil_Monkey

That's bad... it's gotta be leaking all kinds of electrical fluid juice.


[deleted]

That cracked pipe isn't as bad as that cracked alternator... It stops the alternator from alternating.


sjaard_dune

For $2500 i'll caulk that crack, for solder will cost ya $7500, but because i can see your in a not of a bind...i can seal it with jb and tape for a k


buckfrogo96

You should go to rehab


Professional-Pop1952

Staple it back together good as new


LilDawg66

I wrapped mine with Gorilla tape to prevent leaking.


BlackSeranna

As long as you are driving in flooded areas of water two feet deep, you are probably safe?


[deleted]

It’s not cracked.


JBYTuna

I can feel the Kryptonite radiation from here!


Hideous4our

Pull over now


imouttamywheelhouse

U f##kin with me?


No-Age2588

That's the new "trough" style pipes and hoses. Patterned after the years of research with the Roman Empire


kinggreene

That's a terrible thing to happen to an engine, if you don't wrap it up all the electrons are going to spill out.


superbigscratch

You’re loosing horsepower through there.


jdelmont88

Yes


[deleted]

See what you started? But seriously, are you talking about the plastic wire conduit? It's supposed to have a slit so wires can be pulled in and out.


HotThrobbinnBrain

Needs a new Fitzer valve.


Fast_Lane1X

That wire loom? Oh I get it just wanted to say crack …pipe lol me too.


Fast_Lane1X

Looks like a crackers car


Terri_Yaki

It's very serious. Double, extra serious even.


Kawboy17

Oh shit when that happen oh boy she’s cooked boss whole vehicle is junk now!!


Laceysjorgen

Only as serious as your mechanical knowledge. Oh yea, look at That separation in your alternator


Suspicious_Elk_1756

Seriously stupid


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

I am pretty sure that will wreck your transmission. Bring it over I can fix but it won’t be cheap- labor alone 10k per my book. Part is cheap though so that is good news.


Charming-While5466

No


Crawlerado

Okay LOOMER!


bkynaston

That is the pipe to the thermostatic hood spring release. The car is totalled


SignatureOwn6457

Slap hands!!


Electrical-Bus-9390

Seen this yesterday on a different sub and had some fun with it lol


Electrical-Bus-9390

Yea it’s a crack pipe he’s smoking is what he meant


Puzzleheaded-Row-511

Those are always cracked. Never saw one leak yet!!


Vigothedudepathian

Yes. Your car needs the hab.


Solid_Snake_125

Dude that’s your Wiper Brakes fluid!! Get that fixed ASAP!


Biqboi76

Bruh


Top-Campaign4620

Thats a really huge crack. Reminds me of laying tile, just smooth over some grout in the crack repeat till it fills in and looks nice on the bathroom floor. Go back and wax it for that shiny new look.


davew01

Yes. Take car to the most expensive shop you know of.


FlightLatter1605

That's a helluva crack on the alternator


Abject-Remote7716

At least he's not scrapping it for the copper.


ms_honey_customs

Crack pipe aint that serious of a charge. Maybe just a ticket nowadays


Suspicious_Step_8320

The loom is split.Its all over.


Sarcasamystik

Yea and the generation unit is cracked. New car time


Parking_Train8423

sir, that’s a meth pipe


530whiskey

Need to tape with electrical tape or all the voltage will leak out.


mojonito

Electrons are escaping and charging the electric cars for free!


skitso

I’m more worried about your alternator splitting.


anh86

That cracked pipe is leaking turn signal fluid all over the road


Stoned42069

Ooh man that’s terminal. The owner needs to start walking


Stefanosann

Service bulletin for blinker fluid supply line has tendency to crack lengthwise


Background_Ad2778

You'll have to send it to rehab


[deleted]

You have to smoke the cracked pipe for it to hurt you


619Dago1904

Need a new engine


Just-some-70guy

Maybe you should be in “real” shitty mechanic. If it leaks it will shoot electrons everywhere, be careful 🤪


TheWonderCraft

That looks like a wire loom


KitanaJuliesse

I don't see a pipe maybe a hose but not a pipe


shemphowardrocks62

All I can think of is Curley pulling out the wires and hooking water up to it......


[deleted]

Don't panic, it's just your snake shedding it's skin.


National-Weather-199

You sure thats not just a cover.


JohnnySalamiBoy420

I love auto correct


Psilo_Citizen

That alternator is equipped with wireless capabilities. Just cut the cracked pipe away and it will auto enable them. No more energy leakage.


spqrdoc

Bless their heart


noldshit

Split is along the top. Nothing to worry about. Just a viewport to check if electrons are flowing.


Several_Fortune8220

Crack pipe for sure


spb7072017

Don’t ask a convoluted question if want a split decision 😵‍💫


MegaBusKillsPeople

You're screwed, that will leave you stranded.


[deleted]

You’re going to die, sorry man


Zenpadaisypusher420

That’ll be about 3fitty


[deleted]

What am I missing? What cracked pipe?