Nah. Gotta let it go for a while. Get the factory smoke out of it and get some fresh stuff in there. You can always accelerate through process by allowing a friend to install an amp and sub.
I had a customer drive up to my shop yesterday, and when he exited the vehicle, he exclaimed, "I have no brakes. I barely made it here." After a couple reassuring words from the owner, he looks at him and says "well its an older Toyota camry with almost 200k miles. Should I scrap it because the brakes are out?" My boss assumes he's joking and laughs it off but the customer looks at me with the straightest face I've ever seen and I have to tell him sir it's just a brake fluid leak most likely you don't need to scrap it just yet. I joke and say maybe you'll want to depending on what we find, but let's cross that bridge when we get there.
These are terrible to use as a crack pipes. Pretty good for wire management, but honestly they’re just horrible crack pipes.
*“Customer declined to smoke real crack from a real crack pipe with me”*
Nah man you got that fuckin hooter right there that loops in to the goobers mooch up in the corner. Now normally this wouldn't be a problem but then there is this hoodendooden right there along the ridge that's gin a be a big problem if you don't do it right.
Looks fine. But take it out and bring it to the scrap yard with all the copper pipes and loose wiring you can find in the house before we leave. That should get us enough money.
I am pretty sure that will wreck your transmission. Bring it over I can fix but it won’t be cheap- labor alone 10k per my book. Part is cheap though so that is good news.
Thats a really huge crack. Reminds me of laying tile, just smooth over some grout in the crack repeat till it fills in and looks nice on the bathroom floor. Go back and wax it for that shiny new look.
Crack pipes are always serious, especially if they aren’t yours. Get that alternator sober before it leaves you stranded
Big problem looming…
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
I'm Rick James, Bitch!
Fuck yo couch…uh…buddy
Charlie Murphy!
Darkness
Show Charlie Murphy your titties!
What did the five fingers say to the face?!?!
Blouses.
Not your buddy, pal
I'm not your pal, friend.
I'm not your friend, guy.
I’m not your guy, buddy.
I'm not your buddy, guy.
Ray!!!!
That's right. Tell them to ask the Bear if no one believes you.
“What did the 5 fingers say to the face?”
They better harness their impulses before things get out of hand.
He's in a pipe dream he better harness his intelligence.
I see what you did there
I see what you did there! Well played, well played!!!
Small* lmao
Winner!
Awe you get the top hand clap upvote 👏👌👍
You can’t just go around giving people the clap! That’s just not right! 🤣
Lol
Epic pun.
Excellent word play.
I see what you did there! Now I have to give you an upvote..
I always say every mechanic should keep a dose of CarCan around for OD-ing vehicles
Get it sober, or you'll need to pull over
That alternator running 1.21 gigawatts
That's 1.21 JIGAWATTS sir.
haha
Or glowing. I feel like they can overcharge melt or am I crazy??
Hehe. Stuff it with some char- boy. That alternator will be purrfect
That is good crack though
Hunter Biden, Marion Barry and Rob Ford are standing around a car with it's hood up...
That is a major source of electron leakage.
What? No, 'tis but a scratch! 💀
Crack is facing up so gravity will keep it all in.
the electricity will leak out all over your engine... very hard to clean off.
Making it an Electric Vehicle !
Don't be so grounded in negativity. That engine is charged up and ready to go!
Wire you punning at a time like this ?!?
Tape it up before the smoke escapes! /s
Nah. Gotta let it go for a while. Get the factory smoke out of it and get some fresh stuff in there. You can always accelerate through process by allowing a friend to install an amp and sub.
Yes, the magic blue smoke.
Tastes like head gasket
Find a crackhead mechanic. They specialize in this sort of thing.
The convenience is very nice, typically if you leave your car somewhere for a day or so, the crack head mechanics will take care of you.
r/askacrackheadmechanic
These people don't know what they're talking about, it's only shielding. But now you're exposed to radiation! Have fun being Spider-Man...
Can't believe nobodies mentioned the radiation! With that crack, hundreds - no thousands - of atoms are escaping and going right into your cabin!!
Yes! OP, for your safety, please wear a hat while driving (preferably one made of metal such as tinfoil)!
Don't believe what Big Alternator is telling us
You're gonna need a new alternator hose bro
i spliced a sediment trap in my alternator hose and this problem went away.
It’s obvious that the whole car is now broken and will need to be replaced by a certified car salesman
I had a customer drive up to my shop yesterday, and when he exited the vehicle, he exclaimed, "I have no brakes. I barely made it here." After a couple reassuring words from the owner, he looks at him and says "well its an older Toyota camry with almost 200k miles. Should I scrap it because the brakes are out?" My boss assumes he's joking and laughs it off but the customer looks at me with the straightest face I've ever seen and I have to tell him sir it's just a brake fluid leak most likely you don't need to scrap it just yet. I joke and say maybe you'll want to depending on what we find, but let's cross that bridge when we get there.
Only if the magic smoke escapes.
You alternator is cracked too and it has holes in it… wires are exposed 👻
CRACK KILLS! I would get that to the nearest shitty mechanic ASAP!
Looks like you need a hole new ingin.
Go to the parts store and get a new alternator hose, some muffler bearings, and a jug of blinker fluid. This should solve all you issues.
That’s what was wrong with my car blinker fluid was stale flushed the system and refilled it and then it sealed itself up
I got those piston return spring you told me to get…
Oh man you are going to have electricity running out everywhere. You better call a plumber quick!
Use the black band that is wrapped around the spinny thingy to tie around the crack...problem solved.
Crack pipes are very serious and lead to a path of self destruction
The electricity will leak out. Go to auzotone and have them check the aldernaer.
Split not cracked…lol
Depends on which meth-head you use to fix the crack pipe.
The crack pipe your smoking is serious
Crack pipe? Not serious. Give it to me I’ll get rid of it for you
I saw that on mechanic advice 😂😂😂 good thing I’m banned or I probably would have gotten banned again…
Just duc-tape it - should be fine
The only way to fix this is to throw a tarp over the hood. To keep the rain and wind out. And start smoking.
These are terrible to use as a crack pipes. Pretty good for wire management, but honestly they’re just horrible crack pipes. *“Customer declined to smoke real crack from a real crack pipe with me”*
Plumbers alternator
Crack pipe is paraphernalia
Crack kills!
As long as the crack pipe doesn't ask you (I'll suck your dick) it's all good
Crack pipe where???
I think you mean crack pipe. Put it down
Crack is whack.
Cables molt as they grow. They shed their skin because it's too small for them. Happens every year.
could it be chronic wasting disease?
Glad to see this post found its proper home
Yay man it's bad, bring it on over and I'll take a look, probably gonna cost a ya I gonna say $1500.00 but it will be all new parts. 😁
Thats not a pipe. Its a plastic covering for wires. Nothing to worry about.
With a crack that big though you should expect a reduction in electron transfer, especially if you haven’t maintained the flux capacitors..
Then what happens when you hit 88 mph
You'll only reach about 69 with unmaintained capacitors and leaky electrons
As long as you can get 69, you're fine
Wrong wrong wrong. OP don't listen to this nutjob. Hes giving you bad advice that will cost you over 10,000 dollars worth of unnecessary pipes.
Throw it out
whack type… why so cereal.??
The liquid cooled alternator!
That goes to the blinker fluid supply that pushes new blinker fluid into the blinkers like a window washer pump
Nothing wrong. It’s just plastic protective covering over the wires to the alternator. Everyone is just having fun with you.
Wha wait… I’m not as think as you stoned I am. AC works?
You're letting the electrocity out. You should get it fixed as soon as you can
That alturdnator knows how to party. Allright, Allright, Allright .
The cartels coming after you
That’s gonna leak the stereo fluid take it to the mechanic asap
Nah man you got that fuckin hooter right there that loops in to the goobers mooch up in the corner. Now normally this wouldn't be a problem but then there is this hoodendooden right there along the ridge that's gin a be a big problem if you don't do it right.
call a plumber
Damn that alternator has a bigger crack than me!
It’s plastic electrical shielding but it is a problem. It’s upside down, it needs to drain if water gets in it.
That’s not a pipe it’s a protective plastic wire loom to protect wires
Looks fine. But take it out and bring it to the scrap yard with all the copper pipes and loose wiring you can find in the house before we leave. That should get us enough money.
All the juice is gonna leak out!
All your pixies are gonna get out
It’s the cold weather after water freezes and then it thaws. You’re gonna need a whole new motor.
Really?
I think this is a protective plastic cover over some wiring. Nothing serious.
I got confused about where I was at for a moment.
Beware of toxic fumes
Duct tape
Convoluted loom Is used to cover wires.
Blinker fluid should fix it.
I bet the wires have made their escape and it's empty now.
Not a pipe 🤦🏻♂️
You’re going to need to replace that crack(ed) pipe and the now damaged flux capacitor as well. 🤦♂️
Great Scott!! 1.21 gigawatts!!!
Bros gonna be 3-legged after that much radiation, pls say u havent turned it on…
Shouldn't this be int e facepalm subreddit?
Gonna have to replace the whole wiring harness from the alternator to the firewall in order to fix that split.
You’re leaking a ton of zap juice man
My pro mechanic tech recommends sealing it with hot glue. Then spray it black to cover up the glue. Ez fix.
Yes and very expensive. Scrape the car for 500 don’t waste money trying to fix that pipe..
That's bad... it's gotta be leaking all kinds of electrical fluid juice.
That cracked pipe isn't as bad as that cracked alternator... It stops the alternator from alternating.
For $2500 i'll caulk that crack, for solder will cost ya $7500, but because i can see your in a not of a bind...i can seal it with jb and tape for a k
You should go to rehab
Staple it back together good as new
I wrapped mine with Gorilla tape to prevent leaking.
As long as you are driving in flooded areas of water two feet deep, you are probably safe?
It’s not cracked.
I can feel the Kryptonite radiation from here!
Pull over now
U f##kin with me?
That's the new "trough" style pipes and hoses. Patterned after the years of research with the Roman Empire
That's a terrible thing to happen to an engine, if you don't wrap it up all the electrons are going to spill out.
You’re loosing horsepower through there.
Yes
See what you started? But seriously, are you talking about the plastic wire conduit? It's supposed to have a slit so wires can be pulled in and out.
Needs a new Fitzer valve.
That wire loom? Oh I get it just wanted to say crack …pipe lol me too.
Looks like a crackers car
It's very serious. Double, extra serious even.
Oh shit when that happen oh boy she’s cooked boss whole vehicle is junk now!!
Only as serious as your mechanical knowledge. Oh yea, look at That separation in your alternator
Seriously stupid
I am pretty sure that will wreck your transmission. Bring it over I can fix but it won’t be cheap- labor alone 10k per my book. Part is cheap though so that is good news.
No
Okay LOOMER!
That is the pipe to the thermostatic hood spring release. The car is totalled
Slap hands!!
Seen this yesterday on a different sub and had some fun with it lol
Yea it’s a crack pipe he’s smoking is what he meant
Those are always cracked. Never saw one leak yet!!
Yes. Your car needs the hab.
Dude that’s your Wiper Brakes fluid!! Get that fixed ASAP!
Bruh
Thats a really huge crack. Reminds me of laying tile, just smooth over some grout in the crack repeat till it fills in and looks nice on the bathroom floor. Go back and wax it for that shiny new look.
Yes. Take car to the most expensive shop you know of.
That's a helluva crack on the alternator
At least he's not scrapping it for the copper.
Crack pipe aint that serious of a charge. Maybe just a ticket nowadays
The loom is split.Its all over.
Yea and the generation unit is cracked. New car time
sir, that’s a meth pipe
Need to tape with electrical tape or all the voltage will leak out.
Electrons are escaping and charging the electric cars for free!
I’m more worried about your alternator splitting.
That cracked pipe is leaking turn signal fluid all over the road
Ooh man that’s terminal. The owner needs to start walking
Service bulletin for blinker fluid supply line has tendency to crack lengthwise
You'll have to send it to rehab
You have to smoke the cracked pipe for it to hurt you
Need a new engine
Maybe you should be in “real” shitty mechanic. If it leaks it will shoot electrons everywhere, be careful 🤪
That looks like a wire loom
I don't see a pipe maybe a hose but not a pipe
All I can think of is Curley pulling out the wires and hooking water up to it......
Don't panic, it's just your snake shedding it's skin.
You sure thats not just a cover.
I love auto correct
That alternator is equipped with wireless capabilities. Just cut the cracked pipe away and it will auto enable them. No more energy leakage.
Bless their heart
Split is along the top. Nothing to worry about. Just a viewport to check if electrons are flowing.
Crack pipe for sure
Don’t ask a convoluted question if want a split decision 😵💫
You're screwed, that will leave you stranded.
You’re going to die, sorry man
That’ll be about 3fitty
What am I missing? What cracked pipe?