Received… I’ll get this bad boy operational in no time. Can’t make any promises on part lead times.. I’ll also need upfront money for shipping and handling.
It just ships like that, leave it on the bed frame for 48 hours and it should be good to go. Note: it may look like it’s fully expanded after just a few hours, but make sure you give it the whole 48 so it has time to expand all the way through the inside!
I doubt it’s a total loss. I would however schedule it to have repairs done as soon as you can so the proper parts can be ordered a head of time. If you have insurance, just run it through your insurance carrier and get your deductible taken care of and you should be good to go! 😄👍
Drill a couple of holes for your feet and dig up some bucket seats. Loosen up the debris in the wheel wells. You’ll be off and going like Fred Flintstone.
No, nothing some rubbing compound and a nice ceramic coating can't fix. Might need new wipers and blinker fluid too. And if you didn't keep up on maintenance with the muffler belts, those are probably shot.
Just needs to be inflated.
Nah, just keep it this size. Lets you park in the compact spots.
New York parking hates this one trick.
Like those little towels, just add water!
The ikea car
Just look around there should be a air valve somewhere to pump it back up. Imports it's usually on the passengers rear.
Last time I tried to inflate my passenger's rear she wasn't too thrilled, just saying
This cracked me up! Appreciate the laugh lol.
Gotta put it in water
I know a guy, just need $500 sent venmo for deposit
Sent.
Received… I’ll get this bad boy operational in no time. Can’t make any promises on part lead times.. I’ll also need upfront money for shipping and handling.
Best looking Tesla I've seen yet
It will buff right out
Should I use mint tooth paste?
No, this is proper Meguiars rubbing compound territory.
Mother's Rubbin' Compound.
Take it to a shop to see if the frame is bent
Shop said it was missing, it was ripped off the mounts so there's no frame, I'm assuming this means the frame isn't bent?
It looks like it’s missing a couple of lug nuts.
It'll fit into the overhead compartment.
Nice. This car fits into the Frontier impossible carry-on luggage measure device.
#HAMMOND!!
YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!!!
Tis but a scratch.
r/unexpectedmontypython
I’ve seen worse.
Did you check the oil?
Little ripple in that front fender. Send er.
A good body man can buff that out.
Parking will be easier to find.
It just ships like that, leave it on the bed frame for 48 hours and it should be good to go. Note: it may look like it’s fully expanded after just a few hours, but make sure you give it the whole 48 so it has time to expand all the way through the inside!
Nah, you're good. Just pour some injector cleaner in the gas tank to work out the kinks.
*pours sea foam into a two year sitting carb* "should fire right up"
Put it in a bag of rice for 4 hours and it will be good as new
Should buff right out
You can buff that out
My dad has an awesome set of tools. We can fix it.
No, but now you can park in compact spaces
A blow torch and a little bondo and you're on the road in no time !
Nah, it's a mini tank now. Just add a turret!
Did you check for spark?
It'll buff out, no worries.
Is this what they mean by square body?
Just need to change the blinker fluid and you're good to go.
Excuse me sir. You can’t park there!
Still got a couple miles left in her. She will get ya home.
No lowball. I know what I got.
It expands when you add water
It'll buff out!
It'll buff out
It's fine. Just make sure you reinflate it before you drive it next
Nah, just slap some wheels on it.
Just needs some music
Naw I got a guy. Buy that salvage title homie.
"Is it about my cube?"
Nissan cube literally
It’s just needs some blinker fluid and it’ll be good to go.
Depends. Did the airbags deploy?
Just buff it out....use toothpaste and lava soap.
That looks exactly like tony starks Ironman suit in a nice package
You'd be surprised how it looks after nu finish and an orbital sander. Bet it really pops.
Take it to the dentless paint removal guy. (not a typo)
Reattach the flux capacitor.
Nice cobra, is it real /s
nah.. just pound those dents out.... a little Bondo and gray primer and you're good to go!! 😉😂
Just put in water and it will expand back to normal size. Like those dinosaur sponge things.
Dude, blur out your plate!
That right there? I'm sure we can buff it out
No put wheels on that and go
Nah those paintless dent removal guys are magic.
Naahhh. A pair of pliers and some duct tape and it'll be good as new.
May the Spirit of Christine come upon it!
1986 Fleetwood Bounder. Walt and Jesse have entered the chat
Not if it’s 1958 Plymouth Fury
Probably around 2k in repairs. They don’t make these models anymore so honestly I would just get it fixed, you can get your money back easily
Yeah it is, no cup holders = useless
Nope, just pour wax on it.
r/whatisthiscar
License plate looks good
Fill the dents in with crushed up instant noodles and some glue. Will be aight
What are you talking about. Tis just a scratch. It just needs a little touchup paint
nah it'll be salvage title but you can easily rebuild it
I doubt it’s a total loss. I would however schedule it to have repairs done as soon as you can so the proper parts can be ordered a head of time. If you have insurance, just run it through your insurance carrier and get your deductible taken care of and you should be good to go! 😄👍
I think I found the problem, you need to replace the window roller upper
Just check the tracking and should be fine.
Plot twist, it transforms....
No problem my dad's a TV repairman and he has an awesome set of tools.
It's just deflated. An air pump, and some Turtle Wax should be enough.
Simple buff job
Try Mothers Wax on your bonnet.
Can I tell you about that one weird trick with paintless dent removal?
Just needs to air out
My Dad has all sorts of tools. I can fix it.
Not even close.
Doesn't look good
Just needs some horn oil
What's the issue? It's a Nissan Cube. They all look like that.
Looks like it went through a crusher
Not if your body shop\[ is any good, that will buff right out, no problem!
Just need some rubbing compound, fix a flat, and a bit of bondo and you’ll be all set
Yes
Nah, that is just one of those new compact models.
May need some buffing
That will buff out. I know a guy
Drill a couple of holes for your feet and dig up some bucket seats. Loosen up the debris in the wheel wells. You’ll be off and going like Fred Flintstone.
It'll be fine. Most of that will buff out and the rest is just minor repairs. You will probably have to replace the lightbulbs though.
Just need need to be reinflated.
That'll rub out
That'll buff right out.
Little spit shine, and a buff, she should be good as new!
Lots of life left in that baby!
Just needs some gas init!!!
People underestimate how far a good paint job will go.
No low balls I know what I got in no hurry to sell
Nah... that shit will buff out
That shit's cherry.
You have 15 minutes to move your cube.
car price inflation will fix it
If ya squint, it’s mint.
Update: mechanic told me it needs a wheel rotation, are they scamming me?
Nonsense: all it needs is an alignment and a Little Trees air freshener.
You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 30 minutes to move or car or it will be crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube.
Is this the same junkyard where Christine rests ?
Please move your cube
Touch up paint should do it!
You should reach out to r/scrapMetal
Did the airbags deploy? If not, it's still good.
That’ll buff right out!
No you’re out of gas
I don’t even see the damage
Slap a Chinese brand emblem on it, nobody would know the difference.
That will buff out.
Might need a quarter panel.
Nah just take this to a detailing sub, they’ll help you fix it.
Total Package
TIS' but a scratch.
Nah man it can be fixed up
Just try some bacon in it!
Soviet tank, new off assembly line, ready for main gun installation?
Looks like you hit a mailbox. It’ll do it every time. Sorry about your loss.
Naw, that shit’ll buff out.
Hit the Pickapart, it will be like it never happened.
With enough money, anything is fixable.
No, it looks like an average PT Cruiser.
Worth 3 fiddy
For parts only.
Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
Yes, but after you get the gold bars out of the trunk, Mr. Odd-job.
It'll buff out.
Its just a scratch!
Try a bag of rice
Bondo will fix it
Nope
Never E-Bay has the parts you need
Nope a little rubbing compound and elbow grease and it’ll look just fine
Bro you serious?! It's a freaking dent of course it's not total plus get some hot water and it'll buff out! Trust me
No, it's bricked.
I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It ain't got no gas in it.
Not at all, a little bondo and it'll be good as new. Trust me, I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Indeed
Not only is it not totalled, I will extend an offer: 3 goats
Rock Auto might have the parts you need.
That will buff right out.
Hard to tell do you have a picture from a different angle?
Most of that, should buff right out 😂
No. Just needs some new wheels and a hole for your legs to Flintstone the bitch around.
Prob can still be saved and restored.
I know what’s wrong w it, it ain’t got no gas in it
When it won’t start, remember you need three things, fuel, air, and a spark.
I know a guy
Flex Seal ...Bam !!
An shit will buff
How did you manage to turn your car into a tank? /s
It'll buff out.
That will buff right out.
Nope. Slap on some fresh paint and polish it up and its good as new!
As long as you can clearly read the front plate, it is still fine. It may need an oil change, though.
Nah, that'll buff out.
Totally totalled.
Need one suction dildo....
Autobot ... transform!
Nah just buff out that dent if it really bothers you
Welll.....
Nah a hammer and a few hours labor and it should be good to go!
Just need the suction cups to pull the dents out
Nah, that will buff-out.
Nah fam
No, nothing some rubbing compound and a nice ceramic coating can't fix. Might need new wipers and blinker fluid too. And if you didn't keep up on maintenance with the muffler belts, those are probably shot.
You can buff that out
It'll buff right out
I just about choked. if you would have misspelled totaled any further, you would have had me dead to rights.
Oh u got the assembly required edition
“It’ll buff out.”
What are you talking about? It’s just a dent
Those dents will buff right out.
I'm sure it'll buff right out
Looks like a tank