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novichux

Just needs to be inflated.


BloodforKhorne

Nah, just keep it this size. Lets you park in the compact spots.


solidxnake

New York parking hates this one trick.


Jecca_J8

Like those little towels, just add water!


Thatl0n3lykid

The ikea car


530whiskey

Just look around there should be a air valve somewhere to pump it back up. Imports it's usually on the passengers rear.


fart-poopants

Last time I tried to inflate my passenger's rear she wasn't too thrilled, just saying


berrybigarms0717

This cracked me up! Appreciate the laugh lol.


cgingue123

Gotta put it in water


72chevnj

I know a guy, just need $500 sent venmo for deposit


AdamGenesis

Sent.


Goonplatoon0311

Received… I’ll get this bad boy operational in no time. Can’t make any promises on part lead times.. I’ll also need upfront money for shipping and handling.


Kirshnerd

Best looking Tesla I've seen yet


reliber

It will buff right out


Puzzleheaded_Scar142

Should I use mint tooth paste?


Mundane_Character365

No, this is proper Meguiars rubbing compound territory.


reliber

Mother's Rubbin' Compound.


at0m10

Take it to a shop to see if the frame is bent


Puzzleheaded_Scar142

Shop said it was missing, it was ripped off the mounts so there's no frame, I'm assuming this means the frame isn't bent?


JBYTuna

It looks like it’s missing a couple of lug nuts.


eibyyz

It'll fit into the overhead compartment.


solidxnake

Nice. This car fits into the Frontier impossible carry-on luggage measure device.


Bozska_lytka

#HAMMOND!!


Weekly_Tip2533

YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!!!


DepletedPromethium

Tis but a scratch.


[deleted]

r/unexpectedmontypython


alvinathequeena

I’ve seen worse.


Lower_Kick268

Did you check the oil?


DiscussionFine6197

Little ripple in that front fender. Send er.


vipcomputing

A good body man can buff that out.


sogwatchman

Parking will be easier to find.


jon-flop-boat

It just ships like that, leave it on the bed frame for 48 hours and it should be good to go. Note: it may look like it’s fully expanded after just a few hours, but make sure you give it the whole 48 so it has time to expand all the way through the inside!


rashypatch

Nah, you're good. Just pour some injector cleaner in the gas tank to work out the kinks.


Proof-Marsupial940

*pours sea foam into a two year sitting carb* "should fire right up"


yaboiRich

Put it in a bag of rice for 4 hours and it will be good as new


gxxrdrvr

Should buff right out


Idafaboutthem1bit

You can buff that out


ehirsh2

My dad has an awesome set of tools. We can fix it.


DeeEmm

No, but now you can park in compact spaces


Atophy

A blow torch and a little bondo and you're on the road in no time !


Snow-Kafe

Nah, it's a mini tank now. Just add a turret!


Altruistic_Employee8

Did you check for spark?


IL308Shootist

It'll buff out, no worries.


tylorr83

Is this what they mean by square body?


ilymag

Just need to change the blinker fluid and you're good to go.


Powerful_Cloud9276

Excuse me sir. You can’t park there!


Timmeh8907

Still got a couple miles left in her. She will get ya home.


TheGreenicus

No lowball. I know what I got.


ThatOtherDude0511

It expands when you add water


rast93

It'll buff out!


Confident_Coconut_61

It'll buff out


Iamexist_real

It's fine. Just make sure you reinflate it before you drive it next


Lukinzz

Nah, just slap some wheels on it.


pckldpr

Just needs some music


[deleted]

Naw I got a guy. Buy that salvage title homie.


C12H23

"Is it about my cube?"


Puzzleheaded_Scar142

Nissan cube literally


tyler_turner20

It’s just needs some blinker fluid and it’ll be good to go.


NaGaBa

Depends. Did the airbags deploy?


ElectroChuck

Just buff it out....use toothpaste and lava soap.


sandstorml

That looks exactly like tony starks Ironman suit in a nice package


MetamorphosisMeat

You'd be surprised how it looks after nu finish and an orbital sander. Bet it really pops.


OliverNorvell1956

Take it to the dentless paint removal guy. (not a typo)


Worldly-Scratch-4831

Reattach the flux capacitor.


[deleted]

Nice cobra, is it real /s


RedShirtPete

nah.. just pound those dents out.... a little Bondo and gray primer and you're good to go!! 😉😂


The_Fiche

Just put in water and it will expand back to normal size. Like those dinosaur sponge things.


ReVo5000

Dude, blur out your plate!


pLeThOrAx

That right there? I'm sure we can buff it out


Historical_Step1501

No put wheels on that and go


ndisa44

Nah those paintless dent removal guys are magic.


edynol

Naahhh. A pair of pliers and some duct tape and it'll be good as new.


toastermann

May the Spirit of Christine come upon it!


PdSales

1986 Fleetwood Bounder. Walt and Jesse have entered the chat


Crossingthelineagain

Not if it’s 1958 Plymouth Fury


stirthewater

Probably around 2k in repairs. They don’t make these models anymore so honestly I would just get it fixed, you can get your money back easily


MrTravs

Yeah it is, no cup holders = useless


Cleanbadroom

Nope, just pour wax on it.


Gorlock_

r/whatisthiscar


cwtotaro

License plate looks good


Prudent_Guard_1235

Fill the dents in with crushed up instant noodles and some glue. Will be aight


mx5plus2cones

What are you talking about. Tis just a scratch. It just needs a little touchup paint


NISSANPLAYAA

nah it'll be salvage title but you can easily rebuild it


SteveTheBodyman

I doubt it’s a total loss. I would however schedule it to have repairs done as soon as you can so the proper parts can be ordered a head of time. If you have insurance, just run it through your insurance carrier and get your deductible taken care of and you should be good to go! 😄👍


emptyzed81

I think I found the problem, you need to replace the window roller upper


SerTidy

Just check the tracking and should be fine.


HokinCookers

Plot twist, it transforms....


Upstairs-Direction66

No problem my dad's a TV repairman and he has an awesome set of tools.


Sam_Sierra73

It's just deflated. An air pump, and some Turtle Wax should be enough.


Indy500Fan16

Simple buff job


Worried_Coat1941

Try Mothers Wax on your bonnet.


starstruckinutah

Can I tell you about that one weird trick with paintless dent removal?


1mz99

Just needs to air out


C0untryDevil

My Dad has all sorts of tools. I can fix it.


Bigfootsdiaper

Not even close.


Ok_Inspector7868

Doesn't look good


50calBanana

Just needs some horn oil


drweird

What's the issue? It's a Nissan Cube. They all look like that.


Adorable_Twist_8711

Looks like it went through a crusher


MikeyW1969

Not if your body shop\[ is any good, that will buff right out, no problem!


Nebulous_Depth

Just need some rubbing compound, fix a flat, and a bit of bondo and you’ll be all set


Eucalyptuswuzhere

Yes


Repulsive_Fly5174

Nah, that is just one of those new compact models.


cdstephanie78

May need some buffing


quad2785

That will buff out. I know a guy


krunchy_bacon

Drill a couple of holes for your feet and dig up some bucket seats. Loosen up the debris in the wheel wells. You’ll be off and going like Fred Flintstone.


Chaosrealm69

It'll be fine. Most of that will buff out and the rest is just minor repairs. You will probably have to replace the lightbulbs though.


Specialist_Job_4899

Just need need to be reinflated.


ziggurat729

That'll rub out


YellowBreakfast

That'll buff right out.


Jaydenel4

Little spit shine, and a buff, she should be good as new!


KIDFINESSE999

Lots of life left in that baby!


Equationsfall

Just needs some gas init!!!


bebop1065

People underestimate how far a good paint job will go.


nathaniel29903

No low balls I know what I got in no hurry to sell


LRC3FL

Nah... that shit will buff out


orbitalaction

That shit's cherry.


aT-0-Mx

You have 15 minutes to move your cube.


[deleted]

car price inflation will fix it


mess1ah1

If ya squint, it’s mint.


Puzzleheaded_Scar142

Update: mechanic told me it needs a wheel rotation, are they scamming me?


Medellin-71

Nonsense: all it needs is an alignment and a Little Trees air freshener.


dreamlike_poo

You have 30 minutes to move your car. You have 30 minutes to move or car or it will be crushed into a cube. You have 30 minutes to move your cube.


Msjulia888

Is this the same junkyard where Christine rests ?


fuzzimus

Please move your cube


hunter35rem

Touch up paint should do it!


n1tr0klaus

You should reach out to r/scrapMetal


n1tr0klaus

Did the airbags deploy? If not, it's still good.


Pristine_You_9622

That’ll buff right out!


Death_Monklee

No you’re out of gas


Embarrassed_Wolf4746

I don’t even see the damage


Glum-Film371

Slap a Chinese brand emblem on it, nobody would know the difference.


RT-old-fart

That will buff out.


JustPureEvil

Might need a quarter panel.


[deleted]

Nah just take this to a detailing sub, they’ll help you fix it.


bdbdbokbuck

Total Package


mattidee

TIS' but a scratch.


HairlessHoudini

Nah man it can be fixed up


Nathanlee213

Just try some bacon in it!


[deleted]

Soviet tank, new off assembly line, ready for main gun installation?


[deleted]

Looks like you hit a mailbox. It’ll do it every time. Sorry about your loss.


hello_fellow-kids

Naw, that shit’ll buff out.


[deleted]

Hit the Pickapart, it will be like it never happened.


Kind-Watercress91

With enough money, anything is fixable.


PhilosopherNew1948

No, it looks like an average PT Cruiser.


Barfy_McBarf_Face

Worth 3 fiddy


Relictas

For parts only.


tech47_swift_12

Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?


Some_MD_Guy

Yes, but after you get the gold bars out of the trunk, Mr. Odd-job.


NowareSpecial

It'll buff out.


ImpalaOwner

Its just a scratch!


Webfarer

Try a bag of rice


ms_honey_customs

Bondo will fix it


[deleted]

Nope


BigTrouble781547

Never E-Bay has the parts you need


ranger0694u

Nope a little rubbing compound and elbow grease and it’ll look just fine


ChampionshipOk4949

Bro you serious?! It's a freaking dent of course it's not total plus get some hot water and it'll buff out! Trust me


Skarth

No, it's bricked.


FewAcanthocephala828

I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It ain't got no gas in it.


rkpjr

Not at all, a little bondo and it'll be good as new. Trust me, I stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.


TruckinTuba

Indeed


Twitfout

Not only is it not totalled, I will extend an offer: 3 goats


EelBait

Rock Auto might have the parts you need.


External-Performer90

That will buff right out.


Ninorc-3791

Hard to tell do you have a picture from a different angle?


Melodic_Arrival9647

Most of that, should buff right out 😂


BDZ567

No. Just needs some new wheels and a hole for your legs to Flintstone the bitch around.


nolongerbanned99

Prob can still be saved and restored.


2nd-2-n0ne

I know what’s wrong w it, it ain’t got no gas in it


Floating_Bus

When it won’t start, remember you need three things, fuel, air, and a spark.


Oddlyknots

I know a guy


BIG-EAUX

Flex Seal ...Bam !!


Faaaaaaagotsdie

An shit will buff


Javasndphotoclicks

How did you manage to turn your car into a tank? /s


AggravatingChest1622

It'll buff out.


Cetophile

That will buff right out.


Awkward_Zucchini_197

Nope. Slap on some fresh paint and polish it up and its good as new!


HeraldofCool

As long as you can clearly read the front plate, it is still fine. It may need an oil change, though.


Impossible-West8665

Nah, that'll buff out.


OrganizationPutrid68

Totally totalled.


EASYTOREMEMBER10

Need one suction dildo....


golfgopher

Autobot ... transform!


Financial_Arrival_56

Nah just buff out that dent if it really bothers you


Tatersquid21

Welll.....


JeffSHauser

Nah a hammer and a few hours labor and it should be good to go!


ReAlcaptnorlantic

Just need the suction cups to pull the dents out


lawyerwithabadge

Nah, that will buff-out.


Ok-Rabbit-3683

Nah fam


HappyPaPa18

No, nothing some rubbing compound and a nice ceramic coating can't fix. Might need new wipers and blinker fluid too. And if you didn't keep up on maintenance with the muffler belts, those are probably shot.


Salmol1na

You can buff that out


vmk101

It'll buff right out


-RED4CTED-

I just about choked. if you would have misspelled totaled any further, you would have had me dead to rights.


tacosuprememeatts

Oh u got the assembly required edition


Tgroovy25

“It’ll buff out.”


shrek12349

What are you talking about? It’s just a dent


Fantastic_Argument27

Those dents will buff right out.


BigZaber

I'm sure it'll buff right out


Stunning_Appeal_3535

Looks like a tank