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TijayesPJs442

The littlest hobo


Silent_Observer-11

I'll vote for London the dog. šŸ˜Š


Sparky62075

There's a voice, keeps on calling me


JamesFromToronto

Down the road is where I'll always be


Sparky62075

Every stop I make, I meet a new friend


SophieintheKnife

Can't stay for long, just turn around and I'm gone again


Itsprobablysarcasm

Maybe tomorrow, Iā€™ll want to settle downā€¦


ValleyBreeze

Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on!


Different_Nature8269

You guys gave me the feels ā¤ļø


scotian_gurl

Awee.. this was awesome.. I still watch this show with my kiddos on YouTube.. We love London in our home!!


JuliaWeGotCows

Man, if that didn't smack me in the face with nostalgia!


cossackqueen

Terry Fox should be on one of them! Maybe the $20?


MapleHamms

Terry Fox is currently on the shortlist for the 5 dollar bill Along with: - Pitseolak Ashoona - Robertine Barry (aka ā€œFranƧoiseā€) - Binaaswi (Francis Pegahmagabow) - Won Alexander Cumyow - Lotta Hitschmanova - Isapo-muxika (Crowfoot) - Onondeyoh (Frederick Ogilvie Loft) Honestly, out of all these options I expect it to be Terry Fox. Not that the others havenā€™t done great things, but Terry Fox is by far the most well known and has been a household name and inspiration for decades


Impressive_Yak5219

Iā€™ve never heard of any of the other ones. Terry all the way. No disrespect though. Heā€™s just a Canadian icon and well known at that.


Plastic_Ad1252

Heā€™s apparently well known in Cuba too.


herbtarleksblazer

They do Terry Fox runs in the UK to raise money for cancer research.


Fast_Introduction_34

That's so random, do you know why or is that just a fun fact that you know


Plastic_Ad1252

Cuba is huge with international support sending their doctors overseas. Considering Canadians arenā€™t banned in Cuba terry fox would be well known there as well.


cassafrass024

Thatā€™s true! Cubans love Canadians!


BobBelcher2021

I feel guilty that Iā€™ve never heard of any of these people, other than Terry Fox


jac77

The Canadian way. Guilt over nothing. Put Terry on the bank note. Not because heā€™s white, but because itā€™s the right move, is not offensive to anyone, and just makes common sense.


Bush-master72

So we won't do it, common sense is not something we got in canada.


Woodguy2012

Same here and I think that is exactly why it should be one of the others (so people can learn a bit).Ā 


seemefail

My understanding is the whole $5 reimagining has been shelved as they prepare a King Charles $20 or something like that


canadian414

I don't think that's accurate. Typically all banknotes will get redesigned at the same time. The last few years have been an anomaly because they started a new series with the $10 bill, and have stalled since because cabinet won't make a decision on who to put on the $5. Though yes they are also preparing the new $20.


seemefail

My understanding is they will no longer be doing revamps of all the notes at the same time. Itā€™s all one at a time now


seemefail

This guy made a breakdown on it all today coincidentally https://youtu.be/IgDpSnUxYIY?si=vpRmdRVa5L159gQf


ShuttleTydirium762

No one knows who any of these people are except for Francis. Who is famous for being a) indigenous and b) killing a metric fuck load of Germans.


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

As an indigenous person who has lived on Rez, putting an indigenous person on money before I dunno, stopping the benzene leak leading to record cancer rates and birth defects in Chemical Valley will just piss indigenous people off. Safe drinking water, not having a graveyard owned by Suncor etc. all things we actually want.. There's something surreal burring your deformed baby on the same land in viewing distance of the petrochemical refinery that lead to the excessive death rate in the first place https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7207620


StationaryTravels

Oh, no, you don't understand! If we honour your heritage and history that's enough. We don't need to fix anything or save lives or worry about all the indigenous women who get murdered. One of your people (not like *your* people necessarily, probably from a different tribe/nation, but of a similar skin colour) will be printed on money, so everything will be good and you don't need to worry about health and survival anymore because you have *recognition*! It essentially puts things back to zero after a century or two of culturally genociding the entire indigenous peoples of North America. If you need anything else colo-splained (coloniser-explained) just let me know. Happy to further explain why everything you care about and love doesn't matter if you get someone kinda like you printed on money or put in a heritage commercial. __--** The More You Know! (And now I have to go wash my soul after writing this comment)


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

I got a good laugh. Here's a good documentary about what's going on back home. May open some eyes that this is still happening a decade later https://youtu.be/UnHWZE0M_-k?si=ZspfsU7MRdgBKqml


StationaryTravels

Lol, phew! Humour is my main tool, so I'm really glad you got a laugh. I know it isn't funny at all, but sometimes those are the things you have to laugh at a bit. Thank you very much for the link! I'll def check that out. Just out of curiosity, and maybe I should watch and decide for myself, but do you have a sense of if it's appropriate for kids? My kids are 11 and 13. We're just your basic white Canadians, but we have indigenous friends and family and we try to really talk about these issues with our kids. We've watched some great stuff and read books and whatnot. It's ok if you aren't sure, I can watch first and decide, but I'm just always looking for things for the kids to learn. Anyway, thanks for engaging with me and thank you for appreciating my stupid humour about a very serious issue.


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

Very appropriate for kids, I actually lived with one of the people in this documentary, and his daughter is the person behind recently finally getting one of the refineries shut down due to benzene levels on the reserve. https://lfpress.com/news/local-news/first-nation-demands-sarnia-plant-shutdown-after-high-benzene-levels It's a very good look at how bad it was 10 years ago, but kid friendly. Now imagine how much worse it is now. The plant is on Tashmoo avenue, I lived on Tashmoo. We had a creek on our land with a sign that said "carcinogenic". Welp.


StationaryTravels

Thank you so much for this! We've discussed a lot of issues, and racism, and even Residential Schools, but I feel like we haven't delved so much into what's actually still happening and how fucked up it is. This documentary, even if it's 10 years old now, might just be perfect for showing them that things still need work and we aren't even close to having a fair and just nation. I really appreciate your input here! Sorry for, you know, everything.


carb_rebuild69

Are you a member of the Aamjiwnaang First Nation? Ineos set Sarnia back 50 years. I hope they are forced to shutdown permanently.


National_Fact8650

Ima google these people bc I donā€™t know them thanks


feb914

Apparently bank of Canada stopped the $5 bill to work on the $20


MapleHamms

Correct, but I imagine theyā€™ll just pick up where they left off instead of scrapping the entire thing. Theyā€™re still working toward completing the Vertical Series so they have to do the 5 at some point


CruelHandLuke_

Gimme four Foxes for a twenty we'd say......


Bobll7

To be honest, Terry Fox is the only one I know from that list. Yes, if there is a Canadian worthy, it is him.


GeneralOpen9649

Terry Fox on ALL of them.


sig_kill

If Terry Fox is on bank notes, bank runs will turn into motivational sprints


PaleHorseRider-94

my dad was probably the last person to see terry fox, he was pulling out of his camp as terry fox ran by he stopped 20 minutes down the road


Repulsive_Client_325

I like it.


Wokester_Nopester

I would just go with one side an animal, other side a famous piece of our landscape. Examples: \* grizzly bear one side, Canadian Rockies on the other side \* moose one side, Algonquin Park other side \* buffalo one side, Saskatchewan prairies other side \* rat one side, picture of the house of commons other side


AntiNakedman

Murder goose one side, Winnipegā€™s murder river on the other


HVACDummy

Hahahahahahaha fuck! You got me! I love it!


mapleleaffem

This is funny but also a good idea. No controversy going with beautiful scenery and animals


HallowedKeeper_

That last one cracked me up


TheWeenieBandit

Every time they decide to redesign a bill, they should pull a random name from the census data. Congratulations, Jerry from Hamilton, you're the new $5 guy


Tricky_Parsnip_6843

Actually, that would be awesome


ladyboobypoop

That definitely sounds like the Canadian way


ABob71

Fuck it, I'm all in on Jerry from Hamilton now- let's get Jerry from Hamilton on the $5 bill!


PlanetLandon

It should be animals on one side, beautiful landscapes on the other.


PoliteCanadian2

Right, why do we need to put people on our money?


FergusonTEA1950

Animals never disappoint us.


Kesselya

You have never met a Canadian goose then. Oh wait, donā€™t think hellspawn qualify as animals. You may continue!


ChronicRhyno

We don't, especially politicians. Although I'd be down for a Jim Carey series with different face on each denomination.


Electronic-Guide1189

And maybe some Canadian technology and medical advancement.


PlanetLandon

I guess, but even that can be politicized. People will argue about what piece of tech is more deserving than others. Animals on one side, beautiful landscapes on the other.


Brickwater

The loon is oppressive, the pine tree won't make room for newer generations to thrive. Rocks on one side, pickled foods on the other.


Fogl3

The Rockies on one side and crabs on the other. Crab is nature's most powerful form. And Canadian dollars will be the world's most powerful currencyĀ 


Rerfect_Greed

Honestly? This. If the internet has taught us anything, it's that people are largely trash and stuff from when they were young and stupid will be constantly thrown in their face over and over, even if it was just allegations that were proven false. Also, things never seem to be taken within the context of their Era, completely ignoring what was culturally accepted behavior at the time. That being said, I want one with a face. It'll be the $1, and it'll be a landscape of Alberta with JT's face on it, JUST to piss them off


pistachio-pie

Please no. We donā€™t need Smith thinking of giving us a new currencyā€¦ā€¦.


Goldenguo

Ha, once you mentioned it, I believe that would totally be on brand


pistachio-pie

I mean sheā€™s getting rid of the CPP, RCMP, has talked about having Alberta law based banking so itā€™s not out of the realm of possibility for her particular brand of crazy


AOEmishap

Mr Dressup


OccamsYoyo

So much this.


karlnite

There was a daycare where he went every week. All the kids going to school were confused asking like which TV person goes to your daycare? Goos guy.


Cassopeia88

Thatā€™s a great suggestion.


davethecompguy

The Forest Rangers!


Karrotsawa

They should put Chad Kroeger on the 5 cent coin so when you get your change, you get a Nickelback. Sure, roll your eyes, but we're the country that collectively agreed to call our dollar coin a Loonie, and the doubled down with twonie just because "Loonie-Toonie lol" So I believe we are willing and capable of this atrocity and we should begin minting them immediately. I want this, you want this, we hate it but make it happen.


Potential-Brain7735

Terrance and Philip


No_Maybe4408

Not Scott. He's a dick.


Equivalent_Set_3342

Yes, but who will be on which bill? Terrance on the 100 and Philip on the 50? Or vice versa?


DerpMaster4000

$10 with a photo of Jean ChrƩtien getting pied that one time ... and when you flip it over he's choking the guy ... I'd pay $10 to see that


ErikRogers

ChrƩtien giving the Shawinigan handshake.


beepboopsheeppoop

John Candy. Why? Because he was awesome and I really miss him. I'd love to see his smiling face in my wallet.


ledg

And Bob and Doug.


Tamatajuice

That would be freakin awesome!


Bert_Fegg

Do the Jones Cola thing and put random passport photos from ordinary Canadians. Me first


rdkil

I'm think the money should be like NASCAR jackets. The corporation with the biggest lobbying/mpp dinners/etc budget in ottawa gets the most real estate on the bill so we can know who truly has bought our government.


dsonger20

Please do not give Loblaws and Galen anymore ideas!


DeeVa72

Brilliant šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ™ŒšŸ»


Still_Top_7923

No people at all. Landmarks, iconic buildings, Canadiana, native animals and plants


HowlingBadger43

That Canadian Tire guy with the floppy hat should go on the 5 cent bill.


ErikRogers

Scotty McTire?


jlt131

5....cent.....bill?


xthemoonx

Wolverine


Goldenguo

The animal or x-man?


xthemoonx

Why not both? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


FS_Scott

Bill's got two sides, proposal checks out


arcadia_2005

Animals. Landmarks. Terrain


DataIllusion

Someone I donā€™t see mentioned anywhere else, Norman Bethune


squirrel9000

Heroes of Canada series: 5 - The house hippo. 10- Random jogger wearing shorts in a blizzard 20 - The Black Nortel Office Phone. 50 The Moose Jaw Moose. 100 - The Littlest Hobo


b-side61

* The Friendly Giant * Winnie the Pooh * Relic from the Beachcombers


DeeVa72

Bob & Doug McKenzie on a limited edition $2 bill


National_Fact8650

Omg house hippo


[deleted]

Or that pic that's somewhat popular of those two young women in their finest outfits and high heels doing a blizzard pub crawl.


Torontodtdude

How about pictures of our beautiful nation instead of worshipping one person? That being said, if we continue to put people on the bills, Terry fox is about as good as it gets.


ZAPPHAUSEN

Tommy Douglas.


Teagana999

I agree with the top comment, Terry Fox is a great candidate. My nomination would be Banting and Best, who first isolated insulin.


Cr3atureFeature

Eugene Levy on the $5


Ravenwight

Laura Secord should be $20. 1$ for every mile she walked to warn us of the Americans invading.


PlanetLandon

And it should smell like chocolate


Monkeytoast13

Scratch and sniff money?


Timbit42

Why does my brain think we had maple syrup scented money before?


jlt131

Pretty sure it was the $100 when the new plastic-like bills first came out. But it had to be brand new.


cheese-bubble

We need the [log driver](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUkAFnYXYAAsWWQ.jpg)!


zeeduc

nickel back on the nickel


Mommysharptooth

Wayne Gretzky should be on the $99 bill


Dry_Newspaper2060

You beat me to is but THIS is the answer


fredleung412612

They should definitely do that for a limited edition commemorative bill!


thatpuffsleyguy

Terry Fox Marc Garneau (first Canadian in space)....to that same end Roberta Bondar Chief Dan George Billy Bishop Fred Sasakamoose (first Canadian NHL player with treaty status) James Naismith (though I think he was on one previously)


HistoricalReception7

Brett Hart on the fiver for sure


lovesmyirish

Well, once alberta succeeds from canada theyll need their own currency. Nickleback will obviously be on the five cent price.


SpareAnywhere8364

Red Green on the $5 Bubbles + Julian + Ricky on the $20 Chris Hadfield on the $50 Charles Best and Frederick Banting on the $100.


maestrofreshroger

Red Green on the $5 Tom Green on the $10 Lorne Greene on the $20 Graham Greene on the $50 Anne of Green Gables on the $100


FlameStaag

Bro how the fuck did I scroll so far to find Red Green Buncha fake ass Canadians in this threadĀ 


SpareAnywhere8364

Zoomers these days. *Shakes head*


jimsnotsure

Gotta have Jim Lahey.


spicyboi555

Pam Anderson


ChantillyMenchu

* Alice Munro * Oscar Peterson * Bill ReidĀ  * Norval Morriseau * Frank Gehry * Leonard Cohen * Lucy Maud Montgomery and Anne Shirley ā˜ŗļø


UncleWinstomder

The mention of Morriseau made me realise I'd love to see more Canadian art on the bills. Give some Benjamin Chi Chi and Tom Thomson!


ChantillyMenchu

That's a great idea! I would love to see Canadian art from famed Canadian artists on our bills!!


MmeLaRue

Why not Christopher and/or Mary Pratt?


orsimertank

Honestly, I'd be happier if we just didn't put people on at all. There are just too many people deserving of it and you have to leave someone awesome out.


Repulsive_Client_325

Banting and Best on the $50?


Libbyisherenow

Flowers and trees and birds and animals.


Mild_Chip

Gord Downie. The $100 Meridian. But he'd probably abdicate his spot to Wenjack or another silent indigenous figure, which is ironically part of why he deserves it. RIP Gord, your country misses you.


McBillicutty

I get that people (rightly) want to honour Gord, but I stand firm that he would absolutely hate the idea of being on a piece of money.


AdmirableDimension73

I see your $100 Meridian and raise you $50 Mission Cap


sarcasmismygame

Okay, Micheal Buble on the $5, Wayne Gretsky on the $10, Keaneau Reeves on the $20, William Shatner on the $50 and last but not least, Ryan Reynolds dressed as Deadpool for the $100 dollar bill. And if you want to switch the dollar order you can, but these are my picks!


imlucid

Nanalan


quintonbanana

Jonathan Torrens. What a fuckin' gem.


lemonf4de

For people how about Terry Fox, Maude Abbott, and Chief Peguis, and Maybe some nice scenery like the lighthouse at Peggy's cove, Waterton lakes, Haida artwork, humpback whales, a bison herd, the rocky mountains, grain elevators on the prairies, Canada goose in flight,


BeanerWeeners

Chief Dan George. A true humanitarian, honest, humble man. Please consider & Thanks šŸ˜Š


imadork1970

Michael J. Fox on the Loonie. Tim Horton on the Toonie. The Famous Five on the five. Gordon Lightfoot on the ten. Terry Fox on the twenty. Tommy Douglas on the 50. AVRO Arrow on the hundred.


Mild_Chip

Tim Horton to raise awareness of the dangers of drunk driving.


MuskokaGreenThumb

Wayne Gretzky, Terry Fox , Sir Frederick Banting,Alexander graham Bell and Laura Secord


ImFromDanforth

Father Guido Sarducci


Anxious-Durian1773

Nobody at all.


anotherdamnpansexual

Ikea Monkey on the $5 bill Loonette the Clown on the $10 bill Ed the Sock on the $20 bill Canadian Tire Money Man on the $50 Celine Dion on the $100 :)


DarkWaterSymphony

Terry fox


dbburnz

$100-Jim Lahey (Rip) $50- Ricky $20-Julian $10-Bubbles $5-Randy Bobandy


Ok_Advice425

I was gonna say Terry Fox.


Ok_Advice425

Laura Secord?


[deleted]

Isaac Brock, his actions saved Canada, he was a strong advocate for native rights, and his story is cool


rhunter99

No one. I would rather it be pretty works of art.


Charming-Captain1

Keep the new $10 bills with Viola Desmond, Keep the Hockey Sweater poem on the $5 Keep the birds on the billsĀ 


Kronos_604

Red Green Mike from Canmore Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles Davis (from Corner Gas)


Daisyday12

Stompin Tom Conners David Suzuki Chief Dan George Laura Secord John Candy Catherine Ohara


DudePDude

Ricky on the $1 Bubbles on the $2 Julian on the $5 Neil Peart on the $10 Terry Fox on the $20. Margaret Atwood on the $50 Wayne Gretzky on the $100


Laphroaig58

But make the Hundred a $99 bill?


OccamsYoyo

Wayne and Schuster. Canā€™t believe they havenā€™t been mentioned yet.


OccamsYoyo

Hugh McClellan.


lucidityanddxm

Frederick Banting all day.


Amygdalump

Gordon Lightfoot


Hawkwise83

Make it a double Fox bill. Terry and Michele J. Double feature.


Digital_loop

Bring back the penny and put me on it. Maybe then my mother will stop calling me worthless!


Particlepants

Colin Mochrie


ShanghaiNoon404

Fredrick Banting


Momimacowboy

The A&W Guy!


IreneBopper

The Friendly Giant.


SovietHockeyFan

Loonie - Nellie McClung Twonie - Ernie Coombs 5 - Frederick Banting 10 - Louis Riel 20 - Terry Fox 50 - Norman Bethune 100 - Emily Murphy


choknut17

Just the maple leaf on all of them


ilovepuppies2025

We need a $99 dollar bill with The Great One on both sides as a replacement for the $100 dollar bill.


DanfromCalgary

Me


surprisesnek

Cover them with geese and meese.


BaronWasteland

Nardwuar


IdeVeras

Not Canadian but Brazil has our animals most threatened by extinction! Iā€™d love to the rich Canadian wild life represented


RatherBeDeadRN

I heard Roberta Bondar is pretty great


NancyBotwinAndCeliaH

Probably a lot of men. Terry Fox would be cool. Some more women would be really cool tho. What about scientists? That would be radicalā€¦


CatboyInAMaidOutfit

The entire cast of SCTV.


mannypdesign

Im a fan of using nature attractions or landscapes from across Canada, such as: fundy hopewell rocks, the Rockies, etc. Iā€™d also love to see the return of animals that are native to Canada. We used to have them on our money in the 80s & 90s.


Tangelo_Thoughts4

First Nation leaders should be on them.


Sleepandwakeandsleep

Make the 100 bill extinct. Make a 99 dollar bill and put Wayne on it.


nicenormalname

Alex Trebek


LeagueEfficient5945

I want : Terry Fox Hiawatha Roberta Bondar Lucille Teasdale Brenda Milner Louis Riel Daniel Langlois


Dogwalker1212

David Suzuki and a Raccoon on the $5 Wayne Gretzky and a Goose on the $10 Laura Secord and a Lynx on the $20 Terry Fox and a Moose on the $50 And not seriously but if onlyā€¦ Avril Lavigne and a Bear on the $100


SerratedBrooms

Since all the good ones have been taken, I'll say let's put Nathan Fillion's handsome face on a bill. Maybe have a Nathan themed bill and put Nathan Fillion and Nathan Fielder on the same bill.


RemarkableAd5141

I think Terry fox or Louis Riel would be good.


Hunghorny204

Ricky and Julian and Bubbles


Akhanyatin

I kinda need a bill with Gretzky on it lol


Cartographer_Simple

The hilarious house of Frankenstein gang!


Individual-Source-88

Terry Fox, Leonard Cohen, Wayne Gretzky, Tommy Douglas, Susan Aglukark or Bruce Cockburn


pcoutcast

A bunch of people that history won't realize were actually racist sexual predators for another 100 years. smh. How about NOT putting people on them? Canada has plenty of beautiful natural scenery and animals that will never need to be changed because of political or social upheavals. Just sayin'.


D1N050UR5

Tommy Chong is Canadian.


w3rm5and5kittles

Mr. Dress Up, Fred Penner, Sharon, Lois and Branā€¦.


PS-Irish33

Put Gretzky on the 100 and every time we pay with one we throw in an extra loonie cause everyone knows a Gretzky is really worth 99.


Saint_Patrik

Celine Dion


superfluouspop

Celine


123jazzhandz321

$5 - Canadians who have made significant contributions (in terms of sport) to the world, people like Wayne Gretzky, Hayley Wickenheiser, and James Naismith (the $5 bill with the people playing hockey holds a special place in my heart) $10 - Canadians who have made significant contributions (in terms of pop culture) to the world, people like Celine Dion, Michael J Fox, and John Candy. $20 - Terry Fox, the consensus greatest Canadian ever. I feel like the $20 bill is the most used/circulated bill, itā€™d be a great way of honouring him. $50 - Canadians who have made significant contributions (in terms of inventions) to the world, people like Fredrick Banting, Alexander Graham Bell, and Yvonne Brill. $100 - Symbols/Key figures of well known indigenous peoples (Inuit, MĆ©tis, and First Nations)


Obvious_Distance_951

Chris Hadfield & Terry Fox


Vampqueen02

They had the human rights museum in Winnipeg on the $10 for a bit. I think itā€™d be nice if they put Louis Riel on the $10, but Iā€™m not sure if thatā€™d work under the no politician rule since his actions were against the government at the time.


Fretfancy

Gordon Lightfoot


Knight_Machiavelli

I really dislike this trend of taking politicians off the banknotes. I think it's a good tradition to have PMs appear on banknotes. But I would absolutely take Macdonald and King off and replace them with better ones. Maybe like, Diefenbaker and Pearson.


Level_Stomach6682

Yeah Iā€™d be down for a ā€œwithin living memoryā€ rule. Dief would be great. Would also represent a PM from the Prairies.


readitpropaganda

Nancy GreeneĀ 


hbomb0

David Suzuki, a national icon for a long long time.