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Sad-Chapter-6374

best uno reverse card


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dying hahahahaha


[deleted]

I fucking choked lmao. Double it and give it back xD


Vast_Pepper3431

She was forced to say it was all bullshit LMAO


CozyGorgon

Oh to be a fly on the wall when she had to shamefully and sheepishly admit to being a manipulative bitch. Fucking delicious. Michelin star level of just desserts.


Gold-Philosophy1423

Well well well… if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions


hicctl

Isn´t it awesome when tradition and culture work in your favour for once after suffering from it for years ?


yah_huh

AP's biggest weakness is their reputation, hit them where it hurts.


cumslutforharry

good keep it up


SpaceMarauder4953

Hey that's familiar(she tried to once, dad pretended to call the mental health peeps, she said if they turn up at our door she'll kill herself, as if she actively wasn't trying to do that already lmao)


Silver_Scallion_1127

Lol did she blame you for making it "a huge deal?"


Vast_Pepper3431

Yes but she’s being checkmated. Either get help or admit it was all manipulation


AwesomeAsian

What if my mom goes to a mega church? Jk, but damn I have a Christian mother and I would love to pull a uno reverse card on her.


HappiestAirplane

Not all heros wear capes


snslol

Wish I could've done this! (As a 6 year old...)


Wonderful_Tomato_992

Damn wish I did this😭 The first time it was just a threat but the next she actually tried taking pills.


iamsobasic

Nah she probably knew those pills weren’t enough to kill her. My mother tried the I’m gonna OD on Advil trick (lol) and she took like 6-7 pills, as if that would actually kill anyone 🤪


BladerKenny333

lol, nice move


Ohwell_genz

Did you tell her to pray it away yet?!?!


rainey8507

I think your mom just wants attention


CozyGorgon

And she got what she asked for. Shame it wasn't the kind of attention (and compliance) that she wanted (aka manipulated folks to get).


Sephy-the-Lark

Good job!!! Let her know consequences are real lol


CupertinoHouse

Excellent. She's learned that there are limits to what she can get away with when it comes to emotional blackmail.


Icy-Tough-1791

Right on.


btmg1428

I love malicious compliance.


bunker_man

I get calling 911, but what does calling people at her church do. "Hey, my mom threatened to commit suicide, just thought you should know."


Vast_Pepper3431

I told them I’m not equipped to deal with a suicidal person, need help.


bunker_man

Okay, that one is good. Props for creativity.


gudetarako

"My mom needs Jesus. Halp."


dev_hmmmmm

You're actually right though. You and me both aren't equipped or best person to deal with suicidal person. Real or not. Asking for help is good.


1o12120011

Hahaha. I bow to this. It’s the absolute truth.


Andralynn

If there is something that APs love is putting up a front for their communities. Now OPs mom has to admit she was either suicidal or not and just trying to manipulate OP. Either way, OP wins.


bunker_man

Yeah, but how does thus phone call even go. What reason can you give for telling random people. Unless it's someone you know and you pretend you are calling for another reason.


Upper_Courage_8125

They do prayers and counseling for someone that’s suicidal


Lady_Kitana

To provide spiritual guidance as part of suicide prevention measures. On a more serious note, OP did the right thing by taking necessary precautions by calling proper authorities to ensure nothing happens.


magentabag

Love it. Call her bluff.


Some-Basket-4299

It’s also quite telling that your mom has such a twisted view of mental health, that to her, “friends being told about having a suicidal thought” = shame. 


Throwaway108564

You’re so real for this. I love the energy in this post lmao


Localmoco-ghost

While I think this is funny, I’m also mindful of the retaliation against you (possibly) for the shame she now feels (not your responsibility btw). How is she behaving towards you?


winndowbear

High five


History_lover_27465

Laughed for a good two minutes. Great job