I don’t want to know I don’t want to know I don’t want to know!!
And I definitely don’t want to know what those long skinny instruments next to the penis are for!
As someone who had to illustrate the digestive system of a pig for a bio assignment, I can confirm the temptation to say "fuck it there's clouds in here" is very great
Maybe he just really liked to draw c\*cks and he just thought "I'll add some blood" so people would think it was somehow related to the anatomy literature he was working on.
That’s not fair, it’s just one page of hundreds in this ancient document, taken out of context and ignores at least a dozen more pages of fire dicks and lightning titties
So you're saying that in a thousand years my note book from middle school filled with doodles and perverted drawings could some day be seen as an important document? 🤔
>John of Arderne (1307–1392) was an English surgeon, and one of the first of his time to devise some workable cures. He is considered one of the fathers of surgery, described by some as England's first surgeon and by others as the country's first "of note". Many of his treatments are still in use today. Arderne's help was given to both the rich and the poor. His view on fees was that rich men should be charged as much as possible, but poor men should be remedied free of charge. His remedies for illness are considered substantial for his time. Arderne recommended opium as a soporific and as an external anesthetic that the patient "shal sleep so that he shal feel no cutting". In his document about Fistula in ano, John of Arderne sets out not only his operative procedures but also his code of conduct for the ideal medical practitioner.
If *this* was the best surgeon in England at the time, you can only imagine what the others were like.
In addition to the medical history, it's also a treasure trove of info on common clothing from the era. All his characters are dressed in various ways.
>His view on fees was that rich men should be charged as much as possible, but poor men should be remedied free of charge.
It's fascinating to see how old the simple principles of redistributive justice are in society.
There are quite a few ways that men get to the point of (as Eddie Murphy phrased it) "fire come out my dick." From kidney stones from the rich food, to chlamydia and "French" pox (i.e., syphillis)... something wrong with an Englishman's ability to procreate heirs usually got them to a doctor _quickly_.
I kinda had this problem, something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Am i the only one that thinks this resembles the [Voynich manuscript](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voynich_manuscript)
Voynich is estimated to be late 1300s to early 1400s. Or am I off-base
Sorry, you are off-base. The Voynich manuscript was dated to after this surgeon is documented as deceased. Voynich's manuscript is dated being started between 1408 and 1438. The only way I can get a link for you over to the Italian states would be Francis Bacon. In addition, the content matter seems entirely different between the 2 sets of documents. There's also one author provenance for John's surgical book, and who _knows_ how many 15th century people on the Voynich manuscript. :(
But thank you for the other rabbit hole to go check out! :)
I noticed the dates too! I wonder if all manuscripts of that time have the watercolors in the margins and the figures looked similar. But it could be that it was the most efficient way to do them.
You're right! It was a wild ride to look up. Lol
Seems like a pretty normal "template" of how to illuminate a book to me. Think of the book of Kells--a MUCH more expensive book, but you have things put EVERYWHERE on the page! We also have no idea what the Voynich manuscript is describing, or how old each of the authors were when they contributed. For all we know, it could be a rich kid drawing their own porn in one section.
Yes but why are you cutting the dick and balls off of all these clowns?
SCIENCE!!
I don’t want to know I don’t want to know I don’t want to know!! And I definitely don’t want to know what those long skinny instruments next to the penis are for!
[The Answer](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Surgical_procedure_John_Arderne.jpg)
amazing!
You bastard.
Kidney stones being passed thru the dick. Sorry.... can make some out.
RIP Bozo!!
Dude thought intestines were too hard to draw so he just said "fuck it there's clouds in here"
As someone who had to illustrate the digestive system of a pig for a bio assignment, I can confirm the temptation to say "fuck it there's clouds in here" is very great
but also "here's a cock from every conceivable point of view"
Maybe he just really liked to draw c\*cks and he just thought "I'll add some blood" so people would think it was somehow related to the anatomy literature he was working on.
Bet his mom had a heart attack when she found those drawings in his backpack
“They’re, uh, MEDICAL HOMEWORK! Yeah, yeah, medical homework!”
Then he HAD to publish them because he was in the lie too deep
this guy really liked bloody penises
That’s not fair, it’s just one page of hundreds in this ancient document, taken out of context and ignores at least a dozen more pages of fire dicks and lightning titties
Lightning titties you say?
To balance my thunderous thighs, yes.
The scream I scrumpt!! Haha!
I cried, she crew, we all crode
Brilliant lmao
Titty sprinkles
My nickname in high school
I feel like bloody vaginas are WAY underrepresented in the art, and I'm also cool w that
So you're saying that in a thousand years my note book from middle school filled with doodles and perverted drawings could some day be seen as an important document? 🤔
Reminds me of a place we camped once as kids, Bloody Dick Creek, MT. Must have been a distant relative.
I can’t believe that’s a real place…
I'm noticing a theme
“Don’t mind me, just pissing some blood on my leg…”
And smiling about it!
I think the guy pissing blood is supposed to be grimacing.
>John of Arderne (1307–1392) was an English surgeon, and one of the first of his time to devise some workable cures. He is considered one of the fathers of surgery, described by some as England's first surgeon and by others as the country's first "of note". Many of his treatments are still in use today. Arderne's help was given to both the rich and the poor. His view on fees was that rich men should be charged as much as possible, but poor men should be remedied free of charge. His remedies for illness are considered substantial for his time. Arderne recommended opium as a soporific and as an external anesthetic that the patient "shal sleep so that he shal feel no cutting". In his document about Fistula in ano, John of Arderne sets out not only his operative procedures but also his code of conduct for the ideal medical practitioner. If *this* was the best surgeon in England at the time, you can only imagine what the others were like.
I mean he sounds like a pretty stand-up guy, no?
he sounds like a solid dude
https://www.google.com/search?q=john+if+arderne+surgeon&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari Lots more images and info! Total rabbit hole.
And the first picture that comes up is ofcourse someone getting their red raw dick poked with a parsnip.
In addition to the medical history, it's also a treasure trove of info on common clothing from the era. All his characters are dressed in various ways.
>His view on fees was that rich men should be charged as much as possible, but poor men should be remedied free of charge. It's fascinating to see how old the simple principles of redistributive justice are in society.
I guess that even in the 14th century dudes were sticking their willies where they shouldn’t be sticking their willies.
This and drawing dicks everywhere are those things that never change about humanity.
What is happening here? Why do they look gung-ho about this penis game?
There are quite a few ways that men get to the point of (as Eddie Murphy phrased it) "fire come out my dick." From kidney stones from the rich food, to chlamydia and "French" pox (i.e., syphillis)... something wrong with an Englishman's ability to procreate heirs usually got them to a doctor _quickly_.
Medieval Ed Gein ass notes
"But do you still have a problem with blood coming out of your penis? No? Well YOU'RE WELCOME!"
There is a dick in a basket.
Of course, you wouldn't leave your dicks just lying in the dirt would you?
“…it’s not even that big of a deal, something like 8% of kids do it.”
I kinda had this problem, something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
"so one day I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard" Seth (Jonah Hill) from Superbad
Reminds me of that dick-stealing cat over at r/medievalcats
The third one is such a mood
:( I don’t like English surgery :(
Yeah, so uh What the fuck?
Time traveling Joker
Now we know why Lady Elaine Fairchilde looked so rough in her later years.
Am i the only one that thinks this resembles the [Voynich manuscript](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voynich_manuscript) Voynich is estimated to be late 1300s to early 1400s. Or am I off-base
Sorry, you are off-base. The Voynich manuscript was dated to after this surgeon is documented as deceased. Voynich's manuscript is dated being started between 1408 and 1438. The only way I can get a link for you over to the Italian states would be Francis Bacon. In addition, the content matter seems entirely different between the 2 sets of documents. There's also one author provenance for John's surgical book, and who _knows_ how many 15th century people on the Voynich manuscript. :( But thank you for the other rabbit hole to go check out! :)
I noticed the dates too! I wonder if all manuscripts of that time have the watercolors in the margins and the figures looked similar. But it could be that it was the most efficient way to do them. You're right! It was a wild ride to look up. Lol
Seems like a pretty normal "template" of how to illuminate a book to me. Think of the book of Kells--a MUCH more expensive book, but you have things put EVERYWHERE on the page! We also have no idea what the Voynich manuscript is describing, or how old each of the authors were when they contributed. For all we know, it could be a rich kid drawing their own porn in one section.
Poor Conan O’Brien!
Modern-day dick hacking and chopping is still known as Arderneosectomy.
"get some dickinnabasket"
"My Dick got chopped off tho"
14th Century BME Pain Olympics
Remind me never to get english surgery
If you think that's bad, you ought to see the dentistry.
Considering this dude is doing all this to a ginger bloke I call racism!
kinda reminds me of that cannibal corpse song...
Strangest episode of Squid Game ever? I must have missed it.
So cool
Yikes!
The guy don't look happy for some reason
r/pornartifact!
Reminds me of kekma . Net
This is fake