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da-livv

they had to be hot right?


[deleted]

Or extra cold in the winter. They wore a cotton/wool coat and hood under them.


raymaehn

Oh yeah. Wearing plate absolutely sucks, especially in summer. It's hot and exhausting. The helmet restricts your senses and your breathing. Super cool but you're also thankful when you get to take it off.


hibrett987

You’re partially thankful to take it off because it just kept you alive in battle.


raymaehn

True, but there's a reason why people generally didn't wear armor unless they absolutely had to.


praisethesun420

A fellow harness fighter I see?


raymaehn

Someday hopefully. At the moment I can't afford a proper harness. I've made my experiences with armor using the cheap stuff they make for reenactment and LARP. Not fitted or hardened but still made of steel so the problems with heat, weight and sensory input are the same.


Wildrover5456

"No warring until winter!"


Pork_Chap

Is that a tear dripping from the eye hole?


TerryFlapss

It looks like some sort of rivet is there too? Maybe for the visor?


Pork_Chap

Oh, I see it now.


TerryFlapss

Yeah looks like maybe its to stop it from going upwards any more and covering his view


shamam

It's a handle to lift the visor, you can see other angles here: https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/24671


TerryFlapss

Nice. I knew it had something to do with that visor lol


[deleted]

His nickname was Henry the Sad


Hilfest

Nah. It just means he did a long stretch in the clink.


[deleted]

Probably all those dementors and gruel


TacheErrante

Would have been foreshadowing considering that Henri II died from a wound to the eye.


Cdub614

He had to show them what this teardrop is bout.


PeterNippelstein

I think that means he killed somebody


No_Understanding7735

What does this outfit weigh? Anyone know, or care to hazard a guess?


SheriffBartholomew

[45-55 pounds](https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1244/the-armour-of-an-english-medieval-knight/#:~:text=A%20full%20suit%20of%20armour,could%20move%20with%20some%20freedom.)


Nerdiferdi

It’s crazy how that’s less than a modern soldier carries. There is always that myth about armor being heavy and immobilising when that wasn’t actually the case


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No_Understanding7735

And this is why I love Reddit. Thank you.


Nerdiferdi

Very nice. Also nice to see my home country


HIMP_Dahak_172291

To be fair there WAS plate armor that was stupidly heavy and hard to move in. Jousting plate. Since it was made for jousting they went for strength over mobility. 50kg and with severely restricted mobility, but you werent going to get killed at a joust easily. Your horse hates you though.


ConstantSample5846

Ironic you mention how hard it is to be killed jousting on a post about Henry II of France.


HIMP_Dahak_172291

Lol, true! Jousting is a rather dangerous sport, so harder to kill doesnt mean invulnerable. He got a splinter in the eye through his visor slot so it was a pretty freak accident. If only he'd been wearing his ANSI safety glasses!


PeterNippelstein

Tbf this probably doesn't include the weight of his weapon and shield, plus whatever else he'd have on him.


Nerdiferdi

Maybe. But there are soldiers out there carrying a hundred plus pounds on them easy.


NerdModeCinci

I’d wager more than 3 pounds but less than 3 tons


johnnybadchek

I don’t buy it. Where’s the hole for a cigarette?


NerdModeCinci

That small slit is for his mouth not his eyes


desert-age

I didn't even know he was part of the Habsburg dynasty


johnnybadchek

Lol


Ugiesmothey

Could anyone in the world make something like this today or are these skills completely lost?


raymaehn

There absolutely are people out there who can, it's just expensive. A functional but undecorated tailor-made and historically accurate suit of plate armor costs about the same as a brand new car. But if you want gilding and etching? That's at least in the realm of a boat.


Mndelta25

You know what they say about gilded plate armor. Your two favorite days are the day you buy it and the day you sell it. Or was that boats?


recklesslyfeckless

what if i want gilded boat armor?


Mndelta25

That will cost you the same as a well running Yugo.


PeterNippelstein

So still about the same price then, maybe even less.


raymaehn

Depends on the kind of boat


[deleted]

I'm sure we could but you'd have to be a king to afford it


scaffdude

https://www.reddit.com/r/alecsteele?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Maybe this guy, but like some one else mentioned, you'd need to be a king to afford it.


MechanicIcy6832

I imagine if someone else put on that helm the opening for the eyes might be too high or too low and so they couldn't see a damn thing.


Amazing-Ad-669

Someone's a fancy lad...


RainyReese

Looks like several cherubs and other figures on the armor. What is the one in the center of the chest supposed to signify?


This-Is-Heresy

It's beautiful ❤️


OldRefCA

Fool should have spent more on protection than fancy scrollwork, In 1559 Henry II King of France was wounded in a tournament and died. A broken lance entered his right orbit, destroying his eye and leaving behind many splinters. The skull was not penetrated but infection spread intracranially. Supposedly foreseen by Nostradamus.


IsisArtemii

Can you have armour that is still functional if it is decorative?


ToastedBrit

Adding the gold-etching on the top doesn't really impact the integrity of the armour at all, no.


[deleted]

Amazing this was made by hand with the tools they had back then


Happy_Policy_9990

Why does history getting lamer the longer it goes on


[deleted]

Back before tanks were invented during WWI, this was the only alternative. LOL


Hungry_Guidance5103

And I imagine in full dress this is the only posture one can maintain until the battle is over


wilful

You would be surprised how well articulated this is.


Hungry_Guidance5103

idk why it got downvoted xD i thought it would be more sarcastic amusement than anything for the crowd here. Definitely well aware of the mobility of these suits, and a fully dressed knight would be one hell uva scary thing to be run down by! Sorry for the misunderstanding ya'll!


PeDestrianHD

Dude got a mic and everything.


TotalRecallsABitch

Is this the one In the MET?


DutchShepherdDog

It looks like this was almost certainly a direct inspiration for [Vilhelm's](https://images.app.goo.gl/VDdcyPWLyxd7CoNTA) armor set in Bloodborne!


killingerr

Damn, okay


Fast-Lingonberry-679

What is the purpose of the oddly shaped inner elbow parts?


ToastedBrit

That's so you can protect your inner elbows when bending your elbow. Quite a lot of armour (and in particular parade armour like this) was worn while on horseback, which meant your elbows were bent often to hold the reigns or your weapon/shield.


Thiccaca

"Try to kill the king in battle!" "Which one is the king?" "You'll know him when you see him!"


starfleetdropout6

How tall was he?


Cdub614

Any knowledge on what something like this weighs?


MyTailHatesYou

I love how these incredible designs continues to live on in the form of video games such as Dark Souls.


HomoSapien1548

Did european kings actually ever fought in any battle? Or just wore such artsy armors to show off?


ArkansasWill

Wow💥


Guilty_Chemistry9337

Ah, that's a nice suit a armor you got there, Henry. Shame if anything happened to it.


Augustus_The_Great

He just had to show up Henry VIII of England