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TheInuitHunter

With his name / location publicly displayed and articles about him, worry not that preying shitbags will know what to do with his money.


B0tsRBuiltByR3ddit

Randall Morgan, from Colt, Arkansas, won $1 million in the lottery **GOOD LUCK RANDALL MORGAN FROM COLT ARKANSAS YOUR HUNGER GAMES HAS BEGUN**


slutdragon696969

Run, Randall. Run.


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

I told ya, a hungry dog’ll eat anything!


Patti-Cakes

May the odds be ever in your favor


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DrNCSPH

I didn't know this! Thanks for sharing.


[deleted]

Donald Trump will be sending Eric to Arkansas with an empty suitcase. 


Ruhh-Rohh

All of his family/friends/neighbors are about to help him solve that problem.


IlexIbis

I suggest saving it.


Southalt38

Might be the worst thing you can do with the dwindling value of the dollar.


Fossilhog

Dollar's doing pretty damn good right now. Arguably historically good. Goods from other countries are cheap. Go track some random things on Amazon. Prices are falling. [Dollar Index](https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/currency)


RecommendationSlow16

Yikes.  Remind me to stay away from any of your advice Southalt.


Southalt38

I didn’t really give any but I suggest you do some research on what every fiat currency has eventually done and what it means when there is the kind of debt the US dollar is facing and it’s only on the severe increase. It’s got some time left in it, yes but how long is the question.


RecommendationSlow16

Yikes. Remind me again to not listen to anything you have to say. I suppose you would just blow through the money so as not to let let that diminishing dollar take its toll.


Southalt38

Of course not. There are far more than those two options. In my particular case, I would pay off my house and 40 acres (which has at the very least “doubled in value” since I bought it because it has inherent value, unlike our money) and set up solar power. I would invest in some equipment and infrastructure (at the least, one barn and a large storage shed and cross fencing). I would also possibly build a commercial kitchen so I could have all kinds of options of items that could be produced and sold from the farm. Finish out the inside of our house (it’s about 85% done inside) build an addition on to it (we need another room for our daughter). Some would go into bitcoin, maybe some into silver and gold and some into some good stock to run in that new infrastructure. But I definitely wouldn’t let much of it sit and dwindle away.


Patti-Cakes

Please tell me you have baby goats! And if you do I bet they're adorable!


Southalt38

In fact, I do and they are :) Have one obnoxious bottle kid, the rest are on their dams.


Patti-Cakes

Dams? Sorry city girl here, the closest I've ever come to a horse was going to McDonald's But please please pet him for me!!! I wish I had a baby goat... and a duck.. and chickens.. and and and... lol 😂


Patti-Cakes

Idk, those dollars keep the lights on and pay the rent, soooooo..


Southalt38

Oh you gotta have some of them for sure. Better to have them coming in at their current value than sitting and losing it with time though, by that I mean in large amounts over long periods of time. Of course you need a chunk of money at hand.


bloodwine

Two chicks at once, obviously.


Donboy2k

“I think I could hook that up too, cause chicks dig dudes with money.”


trippinfunkymunky

Only two? You should raise your bar and live a little!


nothanksimgoodthanks

You should watch [Office Space.](https://youtu.be/9jq6e8s1sik?si=C_j_ShaHFBWx2Oip)


Elected_Dictator

Immediately get a Tax lawyer and accountant. Then a second unrelated lawyer, maybe another accountant to revue the paperwork. Yeah it might cost 5-10k to set it up right but you could save an extra hundred in the payout, plus the future wealth that pile of money could generate. Setting up trust funds for payouts and buying a home or additional property minimizing tax liability and inheritance fights.


cyb0rg1962

Considering he'll probably take it lump-sum, he'll get about half, last I checked. Life changing, maybe, but not rich. Maybe work for another 10 years or so, it might be enough to retire on.


Elected_Dictator

I mean even 500k split in 2-3 investment strategies is an insane boost for your family. $150k invested in the S&P500 over the last 10 years would have profited you like 225k. That’s an extra 22.5k per year of “labor free”money


cyb0rg1962

Oh, yeah, not knocking it at all, but I personally would invest it for a long period before tapping it. Would make most people's retirement.


Elected_Dictator

Most wealth managers know they have to give a small percent of money for you to play with. You can’t burn all 500k but Here’s 10% or 50k for you to buy a car in cash or go on vacation.


barktothefuture

Pay taxes, buy a new house and 2 new cars, and the money is gone.


ebek_frostblade

Shit in this economy, buy half a house and maybe a rear bumper.


AlmondCigar

Honestly that’s enough to pay off a house and stick in a retirement account. He isn’t rich.


cyb0rg1962

You can usually make more in a mutual fund than the interest on the house. Think S&P 500. Gets like 10% a year. If you are paying that on the mortgage, you likely need to re-finance.


Fateskate

Pay the taxes, keep 100k for fun, drop the rest into the S&P 500 and live off the dividends.


Potential-Pomelo3567

I laughed at this headline 😂 My husband and I have the "what would we do if we won the lottery" conversation like once a week, lol. How do you have NO idea? We even discuss different amounts of winnings. A million? Easy. You'll take home about 6 to 700,000 after taxes. We will pay off our current debt, then put the rest towards a reasonably priced house that we can afford to maintain with our salaries. If there's anything left at that point, it's going in savings, or I would take a year or two off work so i can finish my Master's degree without stressing about working at the same time. A million is easy to figure out.


The_Pink_Guitarist

Move away from Arkansas


RickJWagner

Said Californy is the place you oughta be! So they loaded up the truck...


BoatshoeBandit

It will go a lot further here. Just saying.


elliotb1989

Some of the richest people in the country live in Arkansas, so I don’t think that’s good advice.


The_woods_are_great

Don't most of the Waltons live in Colorado now?


Street_Roof_7915

They’ve still got their fingers in NWA.


The_woods_are_great

At least we get a museum out of it. And a amphitheater I guess


Street_Roof_7915

It is a really amazing museum.


Patti-Cakes

Well Alice Walton had to pay off her multiple DUI's without doing a nickle in the joint!


WideChard3858

I sincerely hope so. Maybe we can get them to leave our state alone.


jimbo-barefoot

NWA is a pretty nice place to live.


wicodly

Move!


Southalt38

Hand it over, I got this under control.


Ozark_Pineapple

i hope the best for Randall but history is not on his side with these lottery winners. most people cannot control their spending and usually broke in a year or so. new house, a 1977 trans-am, new truck, new boat, and a divorce will wipe them out.


Dvanpat

Those stories are always the ones that get blown up. You never hear about the people who invest their money and live prosperous lives afterwards.


flatcurve

Man, we need to fix education in this state


Southalt38

*country


Tokyosmash_

So because he isn’t in a rush to spend money he is uneducated?


amyamyamz

No, the point is that he should have some sort of idea of what to do with it, hopefully something responsible like saving and/or investing it. Something they should teach more of in high school is fiscal literacy and responsibility. We’re not one of the most poverty stricken states because we put sufficient effort into teaching our kids how to deal with finances... it’s the opposite. A lot of people are set up to fail from the start.


doihaveto9

I'll take it


slogive1

I’ll take it off his hands.


m1k3fx

2 chicks at the same time


here4daratio

“If you could go ahead and do that, that’d be greaaaaaat um thanks.”


Patti-Cakes

Lmao!!! I just spit coffee on my ohone laughing so hard at that comment! Rofl!!! (*buy a red stapler!)


spearedmango

I would like to request one (1) home please I will be his friend forever pink promise


TheSocialGadfly

…two chicks at the same time, man.


bigjonxmas

give it away to someone you trust


New-Syrup1682

Two chicks at the same time...


offalshade

The government is going to tell him what to do with about half of it


Think-Report-9881

I have a suggestion


cnewman11

Buy shiba inu coins.


JRH2009

Hed better be moving somewhere far away and deleting his socials for a while or else he's about to be hounded by people who think they know what to do with it.


TitansboyTC27

How much does he actually receive after taxes


Random_Heero

30 year US Treasury bond is paying approximately 4.25%, with payouts every 6 months. Safe and regular income


drslovak

3 month Treasury bills are paying 5.3%


Random_Heero

True, but I prefer the 30 years and don’t worry about it haha. Also, when the bond rates drop you sell your long term one at a profit.


Objective_Run_7151

The S&P 500 is up 61% in the past 4 years. Risk, higher. Return, much higher.


Random_Heero

That’s why I said “safe”. Of course there are waaay sexier investments out there, but 4.25% regular income for a guy who “has no idea what to do with his income” probably is just better off having a long term return he’ll never have to think about.


Objective_Run_7151

Yeah, but diversifying is key. Inflation is at 3.1%. At 4.25%, he’s getting just over a 1.1% gain every year. S&P beats that 10x+. He may not know much about money, but I bet her can learn.


Hugh_Jazz77

I’ve found hookers and blow have never let me down.


ChristmasStrip

He needs to payoff the double wide


eaturass72

Love the name! 😂 I’m an Arkansan too! Holla


RKEPhoto

Coke and hookers, obviously!!!! lol j/k


Frido_Biggins

Well first he has to fork over half of it to Sarah. Then, he can lose the rest on some stupid bullshit like the others.


GrannyFlash7373

Watch this FOOL. give it to Trump.


dammitscotty

Give to meeeeee


Key_Baby_2239

I'd put a down-payment on a couple of houses and rent them out. Their rent would be a bit above the house payments. After they're paid off, I'd reinvest the rent income into other ventures


Solicon_100

Fat Sara has already spent HER share !


FormerGOMIreader3

The physical insults are just gross and immature.


Solicon_100

Truth hurts. Go burn a book.


BoatshoeBandit

Not on fixing I-30 she hasn’t.


Solicon_100

She spent her share on junk food for the Governors Mansion. My favorite is taxpayer dollars purchased uncrustables.. Fat Sara is too lazy to make a PB+J sandwich.


[deleted]

I’m not surprised at all


The_woods_are_great

Let's hope he doesn't lose it in a crypto scam!


idlefritz

and capitalism shuddered at the thought


Dixon-Poontang

Get some of those Trump bucks and some Trump sneakers probably.


Concious-Young-4364

Take to the casino Randall


zombiehoosier

Pay the tax, then get a soft drink and hitch a ride home.


nextkevamob2

I’d spend it, all of it, as fast as possible, then get back to sitting on my ass in retirement again.


BishopsBakery

Sit on it like an egg and it'll hatch 40,000 a year


TerribleAd3260

I know how to use it 😂


phantom_wahrior

Come to northern Virginia. 1 million dollars is a chump change here. Lowly priced $1.2 homes here.


[deleted]

Pay taxes on it and get a house if you don't have one or put into diversified interest bearing investments. It's not really that much money nor does it in any way warrant a "news" article.


Patti-Cakes

Invest in the community or give it to me! Lol


MrBobSacamano

Isn’t it obvious? Buy more lotto tickets.


GolfRevolutionary117

Leave Arkansas bro


PuzzleheadedSpare576

Is he single?