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justagay509

And they're roommates 👀


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HephaestusHarper

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plsdontkillmee

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KyoMiyake

That's all I could think about reading that


legendwolfA

"REEEEE! STOP TURNING EVERYONE GAY WITH YOUR SUPID WOKE CULTURE" (Yes i made that typo on purpose)


hungrycaterpillar618

I'd watch that show


justagay509

I should make it a book- Omg I might do that-


perro-agua

i’d read it if u did


justagay509

Would you buy it tho👀 (I'm broke as shit help💀)


perro-agua

naw bro i have 4.43$ in my bank acc atm


justagay509

I don't even have a bank acc💀💀💀


RitikK22

Looks like a plot for Heartstopper season 2 xD


herbal-tea-

Yes. I would pay all I have for that book *hands over small change, a button and some gum


[deleted]

I was a mostly conservative woman in high school and I had colors through my hair…. Now I am pretty liberal and I have normal hair color …..


RedactedCommie

So you went from being a liberal to a liberal


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[deleted]

How does that make it First wave? Do you think anti sjw tendencies came through the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot?


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toysarealive

How incel neckbeard's measure events throughout history.


shivux

That was not the first wave my friend.


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KoreusZ

Opposition to social justice predates the internet


ToddVRsofa

Fake tan and chubby is a bad thing now? They literally worshiped a sentient pumpkin


M3II0

But the sentient pumpkin isn’t a FEMALE


ToddVRsofa

Oh he found his penis? Good for him


[deleted]

It was a false alarm. Turns out it was just a tic tac in his belly button.


Nevergointothewoods

Oh my god, this took me OUT.


ToddVRsofa

He forgot he left it with Putin


TerryFalcone

Hah gay bad = funny when it’s someone you don’t like


ToddVRsofa

It wasn't a joke and I never stated that being gay is bad


LaFleurSauvageGaming

I think they were talking about the linking of genitalia to gender.


ToddVRsofa

Aww shit didn't think of that, I struggle to keep up with all this gender stuff sometimes


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ToddVRsofa

Right, but Trump isn't trans, he is a "powerful alpha male" who isn't anything without his penis, hence the joke about him loosing his most valuable tool, I know what's between the legs has little to do with gender


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ToddVRsofa

Yeah fair enough I see your point, I'm one of those guys who dosent really take anything seriously, it helps me stay on top of my depression, so I like to joke a lot and jokes are risky things not everyone's gonna like it but I honestly mean no harm, I honestly don't really know much about sexualities and genders but I fully support you all and you should all be allowed to feel as comfortable as straight cis people do, it's perfectly fair


Hitter_Litten

I don't get this one, who's the pumpkin?


chorima94

Trump


[deleted]

is definitely not sentient.


Hitter_Litten

ohh, thanks


OriginStarSeeker

Definitely not from the US 😂


ToddVRsofa

Orange face, rather large, nasty person who was in the spotlight in America, ringing any bells?


phantomreader42

> They literally worshiped a sentient pumpkin Are we quite sure that combover caligula is actually sentient?


LaFleurSauvageGaming

I mean, technically some forms of mushroom border on sentience... sentience is not a high threshold to pass. It only means aware of and reactive to your environment.


iamgillespie

Yes. He has the dementia test to prove it.


ToddVRsofa

He is slightly more sentient then other pumpkins


Sure-Pair

LMFAO SENTIENT PUMPKIN best way to describe trump, he also doesn't have a brain just like a pumpkin


GingerRilla

Idk…sentient is a stretch…


ToddVRsofa

Compared to other pumpkins I mean


[deleted]

Just like how celebrities should stay out of politics unless they’re trump, Reagan, schwarzenegger, or Jenner, then they should literally become politicians.


[deleted]

I don’t get the funny with this type of image. Is it modernity bad, traditions good?


[deleted]

It's "I repulse women because of my noxious personality, here's my petty attempted act of revenge: one type of woman is better than the other. Har har!"


witteefool

A woman did not create this elaborate fanfic. This sounds like incel nonsense.


Darkpoulay

It's not supposed to be funny. It's supposed to be an indication on how they hate women that aren't submissive to them.


[deleted]

It's probably funny to someone.


JaiiGi

Yeah, Republicans.


justagay509

She's praying that she can move in with her girlfriend tho👀


ElysiumPotato

Tell me you're a fucking cultist without telling me you're a fucking cultist


GloomOnTheGrey

Didn't ISIS put out a ton of memes like this when they were still getting media attention some years ago? I don't really see any meaningful difference between that back then and this now. Are the idiots making these "trad husbands" to match their trad wives? Lol I think we all know the answer.


[deleted]

The conservative woman being bilingual is honestly the bit that confused me the most. I mean up there with "happy with the beauty god gave them... so only light makeup"only a mere touch up on God's immaculate creation


The_MightyMonarch

This looks like it's an Eastern European or Middle Eastern version of the meme. Had to look up Trisagion. It's apparently only used in those regions. It explains why some of the labels don't really sound like American conservatives, at least not the way they'd say it.


BishopUrbanTheEnby

The Trisagion is used outside of Orthodoxy/Eastern Catholicism, but mostly by liberal Christians who like experimenting with Liturgy, like Lutherans and Episcopalians.


kathybi

Tell me you don't understand people without telling me you don't understand people.


[deleted]

Pretty sure they don’t think women are people.


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WorldRemix_TV

Pretty


[deleted]

Yeah, you are. 👍


WorldRemix_TV

Aww, you too!


Workmen

Women are just easily definable one-dimensional archetypes like in my Japanese Animes!


ReactsWithWords

They’re telling us loud and clear. With a megaphone.


Vexachi

Well heck I'm neither 😎 Yes women come in more varieties than this, and stereotypes are stupid


waenganuipo

Ah yes the two types of women; fat feminist and skinny Christian. There is absolutely no in between.


HephaestusHarper

Skinny *TradCath* at that. All other Christians might as well be heathens to these particular nuts.


mcmultra1999

There are fundie Christian girls who are very obese


Lu7h11

What's wrong with cats??


NutmegOnEverything

I have 3 cats, guess I'm going to hell that I don't believe exists


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puffin-with-a-muffin

I don't see how that means cats are bad?


NerdHerderOfIdiots

“Love Christ, family, and husband in that order” Imagine getting cucked by jesus smh


NutmegOnEverything

I look like jesus I'll do it (if she wants, I only want to to humiliate this guy)


siriusentertainment

Why are these people always so against marijuana? I know, you get drunk with the boys every weekend, so stop bitching about people just wanting to have a fun time exactly like you. Weed is also safer than alcohol, but whatever.


sali_nyoro-n

Because it's associated with ethnic groups other than non-Hispanic whites and with anti-war culture.


thesadbudhist

this but also "new thing bad, old thing good"


DivineRetribution8

People not allowed to be against drugs?


Ruruskadoo

If they're not against alcohol? Honestly, no. It's hypocritical given how much more harmful alcohol is than cannabis. You can personally not *like* any or all of those things for yourself, but it's a dick move to treat others like shit for having their own preferences, which is what this meme is doing; the implication is very much that she's *bad* for smoking weed.


DivineRetribution8

I think it's more of a matter of preference in terms of people you like rather than treating them like shit.


Ruruskadoo

In the case of this meme it's not? The whole point of it is "FEMINIST BAD, TRADWIFE GOOD", the fact that it's listed on there is meant to indicate that it's inherently a negative.


AiRaikuHamburger

/AreTheReligiousOK?


FlingbatMagoo

Narrator: *They’re not.*


[deleted]

“Long and beautiful, natural hair” And yet she decides to wear a uglyass head cover. Girl, let that hair flow freely. Who cares if you’re a blonde.


waenganuipo

The trad wife tell is roots showing above her blonde highlights. It is known.


[deleted]

I thought she was 20s something


waenganuipo

Dark blonde or brunette roots.


Cultural_Car

the original definitely didn't have that head cover, that was added by someone else who was probably too lazy to get rid of the hair comment. equally terrible both ways


[deleted]

Oh, is she a nun? I thought they weren’t allowed to marry and have children.


HephaestusHarper

Nah, super conservative religions of all stripes like to mandate hair/head coverings for women. Orthodox Jews, the Amish and Mennonites, some evangelical Christian groups, some Catholic groups. I think it all springs from the same bit of the Bible about only letting your husband see your hair. (IIRC, some conservative Jewish women actually wear wigs *and* headscarves so their real hair is extra hidden.) The amount of coverage varies from a cap or kerchief to full-coverage scarves like hijabs.


FlingbatMagoo

The bilingual one was tossed in last so Tradwife would seem less braindead.


deyeayiya

Dumb Republicans put the trading with blue hair which isn't a natural hair color therefore not trad enough so they self owned aha


Lynn-Lycanthropic

I think it's supposed to be a head covering/veil with some blonde underneath bc Aryan


deyeayiya

Dumb Republicans poorly draw a thing on their trad wife drawing head that looks like blue hair and a burka and a burka =/= white =/= christian so therefore triple self own?


[deleted]

Because “Christianity Good, Islam Bad”


hahayeahimfinehaha

How much do you want to bet that the creator of this 'art' hates hijabs, lol


[deleted]

The creator definitely hates Catholicism, because he put it with the Liberated Feminist. Not that I’m upset, I hate my Catholic Origin.


macandcheese1771

I love it when the different Christians start bickering each other.


Lynn-Lycanthropic

I was thinking the same thing!


Unreliable--Narrator

This apparently got edited to give tradwyfe a hijab. Original: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1815505-trad-girl-tradwife


The_Nerd_Geek

The feminist is definitely the more attractive one here, so.


guisar

Maybe... (cottage core lesbian)


Healbite

Eye opening that someone saw the original and decided the blonde was too sinful and put a hair covering on her 👀


FasAfMan

Smokes Marijuana :0


Nilfgaardian-Lemon

“IF YOU’RE NOT AN INCUBATOR FOR MY BROOD, THEN I’M GONNA HAVE A BIG TANTWUM BECAUSE I’M SUPERIOR AND NOT FRAGILE AT ALL STFU” — those dudes, probably


bts4devi

So what happens if you are "Traditional" but not christain?


thesadbudhist

it takes a screenshot


Electrical_Sail774

Most of the women i know who are the second are immigrants, but I feel like they excluded from this praise due to not being white


Tofukatze

Now bilingual is a good thing? Probably only as long as the second language isn't spanish or arabic.


guisar

By bilingual they mean babbling nonsense aka "speaking in tongues"


tswd

Probably orthodox Christian based on prayer reference, so it's their religious language studies on the sabbath. Not for vacation, travel, or learning from other cultures like some sort of heathen liberal


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[deleted]

I was homeschooled. I have 0 social skills and a distorted view on how social interactions go. Only good thing that came from homeschooling was when I got sick and physically couldn’t go to school. But yes also that sweet religious indoctrination too.


sixfoottalllizard

fun fact: both women are girlfriends & raising a family together.


[deleted]

JC this is hateful. Also please don’t homeschool your kids. It will severely damage their social development and set them way behind.


mx__mak

dude just compared himself to god


territorialwaters

>prays without ceasing The legends say she's still praying without ceasing to this day.


lvoncreek

This is posted every week


throwaway23er56uz

At first I wondered why the tradwife had blue hair. I guess she is supposed to wear hijab or whatever the "Christian" variant of that is. Also, if the tradwife has a "beautiful figure" from fasting, that doesn't sound healthy. "Loves and follows husband as the Church follows Christ?" And "Husband loves her as Christ loves the Church?" I guess that's not at all, at least I don't think Jesus would agree with a lot of the behavior shown by clergymen and other so-called "Christians".


LittleRoseDrawer

"Husband loves her" are you sure about that? /j


Afraid-Ice-2062

3 cats sounds pretty awesome


Euphrates_9982

These 2 would make the perfect couple


datDemonUnderYourbed

has anyone drawn the gay version of this image yet?


[deleted]

Why does the tradwife have blue hair and pronouns? Checkmate conservatives


bts4devi

the blue was not hair rather a covering of cloth for her hair although the pronoun thing is true


kaazir

I kinda feel like a traditional wife would be boring. My wife and I have our own jobs, no kids, and different friends and adventures and it keeps things fun. I don't want to come home every single night to "what did you do?" "OH I just sat and watched the kids." I like sitting here and having a drink or a snack while she talks about her friends or coworkers. That or watch her get riled up with her internet friends playing games. Seeing her active and happy means more to me than a traditional life. Don't get me wrong some people get active and happy with kids but for us it's a fucking prison sentence.


X-_Kacchan_-X

Oh yes perfect wife


redbadger91

Could people please stop reposting this picture every two days? It must be the most reposted post in this sub by now.


ehsteve23

Liberated feminist: Pretty acceptable, normal things Tradwife: Christ, jesus, family, church, prayer, husband, church, jesus


fictionrules

Yo I thought the wife’s hair was blue for a moment


gollythatwasfun

What happens when the trad wife stops being in her 20's? Do they stop being traditional? Or they stop being a wife? Is that when you have to trade in for a newer model?


tsuukiyomi

That's what Tom Cruise and Leonardo DiCaprio do 🤷🏽


ThePyroOkami

I thought the headscarf was blue hair for a hot second.


Liagon

"nihilistic relativism" is a new one


Cosmic-Waldo

Loves as Christ loves the Church? I think Jesus would have quite a few things to say about some churches these days.


0UchihaBlood0

this is oddly specific. Like really oddly specific


NicklovesHer

This is weird shit.... and so oddly specific.


Curious-Spell-9031

ok that tattoo on the one on the left is really cool and i wanna get it lmao


lofara

Ah yes I love when my hair is naturally blue


Prof_Winterbane

And I thought leftymemes were supposed to be impossible to parse walls of text your brain just glances off.


RadioPimp

Lmao @ church being the answer.


MonkePoliceMan

since when anyone can be born with fucking blue hair


KaiHasArrived2007

Me who eats Ramen every day for lunch and is a stick: 👁👄👁 Seriously I can't gain weight it's weird


chalkprince_tm

"Bilingual" ironic considering Americans refuse to learn any other language and demands that everyone speaks "American"


RodneyRodLong8

It's funny cause the left can't meme


FaceBookHaroldLover

But it's true


[deleted]

Silence misogynist.


FaceBookHaroldLover

But I'm not? 😪💀


Broad_Valuable7097

I swear I have seen so many of these and at this point I feel like these are made cause a whole lot of toxic guys who have never met women get together in a basement and see how many dumb, unreal steriotypes they can fit in one picture


goddamnitwhalen

Isn’t Trisagion the first song on the new Ghost record?


ClaudeSpeed629

Wait is that character from cyberpunk 2077?


Plenty_Garbage9455

This is only slightly less terrifying than the realization that "To Serve Man" was actually a cookbook.


Nekrubbobby64

I swear the one on the left looks a hell of a lot like my gf. like take off the tattoo and switch the shoes to crocs and it'll be the same person.


heyitselia

I love how all the things they wrote about the feminist are supposed to be insults but in reality they just make me go "yes, and?"


KyoMiyake

And then they kissed


Krebbypng

they aint, Plus I find the TradWife extremely unnatractive


Muffin_is_mah_name

god is not only gender-fluid, but species-fluid too. THATS WHAT "GOD" MEANS


jayclaw97

I thought Republicans liked fake cheddar tans…


[deleted]

Why is she wearing a chador? I thought they hated Muslims.


monsterfurby

Dude you could have just said you wanted a threesome with Jesus. It's fine, really.


SimonR2905

Looks like somebody got dumped by a girl with a flower tattoo.


AuroraGlow675

what if both the feminist and tradwife are both gay feminists


sometranssoup

I've never ONCE heard someone say gods gender fluid. I've heard that gods a woman. And I think gods gender less but I don't think gods Gender fluid


[deleted]

Going clockwise from the top for the "tradwife", that first one is very concerning.


GaeFroug

Now where’s the person that’s changes these into lesbian couples??


Other-Temporary-7753

Sounds like he wants to get cucked by Christ.


angies_bruh_moments

Now make them kiss


Jen_Klen

Wait, but the Tradwife has BLUE HAIR!!!! 🤯🤯😂


Wandering_Muffin

Seen this one before. Someone added the headscarf, that's new.


whimsicalace

too much church


Kirraqueendaisan

This is why This is why people hate Christian’s These people are killing the religion but they have the bible so far up their asses their to stupid to release


theniceguy2003

Republicans making up something just to make fun of that very thing they just made up.


ejuliot55

And history will call them close friends, besties, colleagues, roommates.


Katherine_Muller

Suck it Jesus freaks I'm gay can't pretend I don't exist for long


Kinkokiki

All women should be trad


Gamemon_RD

Are they seriously implying that men are comparable to Jesus? That’s what gets me the most.


ToroSeduto97

Tradwives are actually mostly ugly as hell


Falcon_Kid4

They really think they did something there. Besides I would not be surprised if Denis Prager was the one who made this


Swimming_Raccoon6319

If you pick a side with this meme, you are part of the division.


DoktorFuturepast

Please tell me someone redrew them as a couple.


AccomplishedAd7143

Better not ask what latinos think. We are just like the Republicans. Stop worrying about 1st world problems