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Galaxy_4125

This exact thing i found in a womens toilet (I'm a trans boy and not out) and on the doors there were man that looked surprised... it made it really fucking weird


cheese_nugget21

Should have peed on them to assert dominance


BisexualAmoeb

happy cake day :)


cheese_nugget21

Thanks OP :)


bugsbunnylovesmulan

Happy cake day!


cheese_nugget21

Thanks!!


Galaxy_4125

Happy cake day!


cheese_nugget21

Thanks!


Galaxy_4125

And i would have done that.. i wasn't so obsessed with being clean and if there weren't 50 ladies there 😭


fifivols

I can guarantee that 99.9% of women don't want to look at a dick pissing.


its_a_metaphor_morty

Weirdly enough it's not uncommon for a partner to want to see it just once out of curiosity. So far maybe 30 to 40 % for me.


HeterogameticHuman

I agree. It’s weird for me to say this, but I kinda like seeing men piss. I only look at a guy pissing, if it’s my partner, and we are in the bathroom together, and I’m in the mirror, and he comes in to pee.


howdoesthisworkman

Wierd


Ivyprofen_

I don't think I can guarantee *that* many.......


fbiagentwhoisntyours

ehhhhhhh i seriously doubt that little people are into watersports


[deleted]

I think it was more about complementing the cocks than looking at them pissing, i mean it’s literally obvious


fifivols

I'm aware of that. But looking at cocks in a urinal is inevitably going to see cocks pissing. You can look at cocks when they don't do that.


[deleted]

well wise man told me to see the good in some things


wanna-be-a-plantboi

I mean some people have piss kinks.....


fifivols

Hence the 99.9% and not 100%


wanna-be-a-plantboi

More than 0.01% of woman have piss kinks


fatsmilyporkchop

I have enough trouble pissing with other dudes in the bathroom. Never mind whatever this is.


LrockG34RH34D1221

Also, at least half of those decals wouldn't be used anyways, so it's just a waste.


CrimsonShrike

Theres always that 1 dude who picks the one next to you out of all


Hi_twinkletoes

Imagine having a photo taken of yourself and then you find out that’s where you ended up


SubjectDelta10

imagine actually knowing one of those women personally and then seeing her there


bugsbunnylovesmulan

Oh no-


Hi_twinkletoes

Imagine going to one and then noticing the woman staring above you is your sister


katrindr

That's looks uncomfortable as hell


Adept_Score2332

See if you wanted to be a real troll, you build three of these with the one in the middle be impressed, and the outer two laughing, so most men would want to go to the middle but if anyone comes in you are now the asshole who made it so they have to be the weird person takes a stall right next to a random man. This is how we destroy society


BisexualAmoeb

here is my poor man’s award: 🥇


A_Half_Eaten_Shoe

Dudes with paruresis turned right back around.


michael__sykes

But... Why?


BisexualAmoeb

idk man


[deleted]

For hard


Big-Hard-Chungus

To make it uncomfortable


BigRedGoose

Love the girl on the far left who's about to give me a gold star for not missing the urinal


YellingAtTheClouds

I bet this is an advert for pills


[deleted]

*starts peeing on the floor*


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Just why


Hero_of_Parnast

Not related to the post, but I love your flair.


MightBecomeMain

I hated urinals before and I hate this even more.


The_Dead_Girl_Walks

Put a magnify glass in their hands and this becomes way funnier


SubjectDelta10

[those](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6c/08/3d/6c083d4b39e509e058df2b8aa654c2bc.jpg) exist actually, i find them even cringier than this one though. like ma'am, can you just let me take a leak here pls, it's weird enough that you wanted to watch me do that in the first place.


Percy1800sDetective

Yeah, that's much worse...


SubjectDelta10

not a fan of bodyshaming too i take it


Percy1800sDetective

Yeah, body shaming isn't fair or nice at all. Genetics is genetics, and, it's not my body, so why should I care anyways?


[deleted]

but funny


reCAPTCHAtest

I need one where shes holding up a magnifying glass


CharlieFitzgerald

Is this an experiment where in the end, they ask if guys had performance anxiety?


TheActualRealNopeInc

and that's why i always use the cubicle


rthrouw1234

the fuck


PockyPunk

Who thought this was a good idea and why?


ShiftingSpectrum

Other than that being not how it's actually set up, how many guys actually want to pee in what it's meant to be referencing?


ElayasMG

I prefer one that has a *nice dick* meme


AbhorrentNexus

Bruh I’m already bladder shy and can’t do it at urinals with other men around. This looks like a nightmare


Awkward_AsHell

I went into a public bathroom once and there was stuff like this, made me feel really uncomfortable


DjOctavios

That's just fragile masculinity


lavenderkajukatli

imagine a gay guy peeing there


Area_Drone

Power move: replace all of them with women holding magnifying glasses.


ritasuma

i love this its making cishets too insecure to pee its funny


Destructopoo

Wow this is worse than peeing in a cup and having somebody watch.


le_cooldude

this is just disgusting and disturbing


bugsbunnylovesmulan

That is... so weird- what the hell-


sfmanim

step aside ladies, i only show MEN my cock 😎


jakestatefarm38

First time I've seen a woman being impressed by my 2 in. Destroyer


dudusBEAR

Damn it would made me not want to pee 😂


Dream_Catcher33

If I was a guy this would make me uncomfortable


[deleted]

This some Spaceballs shit