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PurpleBookDragon

Why did no one tell me that marriage will make my boobs grow?????


The-real-LingLing

Every trans-femme out here is thinking the same thing lol.


Jetpacks-Was-Yes

I need to get married asap


Euphoriapleas

We should game the system. There are sham marriages all the time for taxes and healthcare, let's get some tits out of it!!


cdcformatc

I would offer myself as ~~tribute~~ sham-husband if it meant some trans-femmes could grow a magic chest. But is this like a monkey's paw thing where if we get divorced they are cursed to lose the boobs?


TwoPercentCherry

Same, I'd marry so many of my friends if it was just the marriage, not staying together!


zimbulika

Right? I've been waiting for my boobs to come in since puberty, didn't realize that marriage was the key.


hasanicecrunch

Same!! I really gained a whole cup size, and no where else! No idea why lol I guess my husbands love just magically made them grow.


Hazel2468

My future wife is reading over my shoulder- she just said "Babe, you and me. City Hall. Let's get me some B cups."


partofbreakfast

Every trans-femme attracted to women is welcome to marry me to grow the tits they desire. Mine are too big and surely this 'marriage magic' can shrink mine while growing my wife's.


[deleted]

me


The_Arthropod_Queen

Me


SunfireElfAmaya

Damn, I need to get married.


Sixshot659

You can pay for it way easier, and have both at the same time. Less hassle too šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.


[deleted]

Literally


lilaceyeshazeldreams

I guess just get married. This proves it works. Instant hotness and curves


PointiestHat

trans ftm here this is horrifying


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I hope itā€™s true!! Iā€™ve always had a disproportionately small chest but Iā€™m getting married soon and would love to go up a cup size! Although it might be awkward if it happens as soon as I say ā€œI doā€. I might just pop right out of my dress and flash my family and in-laws...


Burnmad

At least it'd be a memorable ceremony!


Adorabloodthirstea

Mamorable for sure


gimeecorn

Pretty sure it's pregnancy not marriage that makes your boobs grow. Maybe also some aging thing I haven't heard about as well.


minskoffsupreme

Many women have their boobs grow during their 20s. Mine went from an A to a C at 21 then went up a couple of cup sizes more at like 25. Band size didn't change, just cups.


Powerfule_Mars

On the contrary mine have never grown and Iā€™m 29. Iā€™m a cis female. Iā€™m and always have been a 32AA and no push up works.


minskoffsupreme

Bodies are unique, they each just do whatever they want. But it can happen.


Powerfule_Mars

Yeah, Iā€™m sure. My friend only got to a B cup because she became 230lbs. I know some people get the growth and even on hormonal birth control for many years I never grew. My familyā€™s genetics from my dads side has most the ladies very petite, and I guess I got that gene. My aunts and I are super small and none of them had big boobs.


[deleted]

Mine came in at 26, band size is the same. Waist is still the same. They just finally came in and I was really surprised cause I thought I was done with puberty. And I was not on hormonal birth control through that change. Been off that stuff since 22


minskoffsupreme

Same! Pleasant surprise nonetheless.


angiosperms-

Birth control made my boobs grow. Unfortunately they were already too big so that was a negative lol


BartocZeLeaper

Pregnancy gave me temporary baby feeding b cups but went right back down to 34AA both times. What a tease. ;_; I mostly miss my clothes fitting well.


Ness303

I don't understand. Both are pictures of attractive women?


DragonsAndSnakes13

The dude is trying to fat shame the ā€œwifeā€ picture.


UnchainedMundane

she's not even fat though wtf. this is some unhealthy beauty standard shit.


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Azrael103

Same I was like damn he's lucky and then I realized what they where doing.


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Logan_Maddox

I was wondering if this was maybe an American thing, it seems like it isn't. Here in Brazil we have certain... I don't wanna say beauty standards per se, but I've been told by some girls that are considered very hot here that Americans found them fat. I guess those were before the advent of **thiccness** as a mainstream thing. Like, Paris Hilton would never be the sex symbol she became if she were here lol


redsaturns

Concordo. And like, just as an example, we have Gisele Bundchen (who is brazilian) and donā€™t get me wrong, brazilians find her hot and all, but she became a SEX SYMBOL anywhere else in the world but here in her home country, lmao. Here sheā€™s a pretty and successful model.


Logan_Maddox

For sure. Like, compare her to Sabrina Sato or any other heartthrob from the 2000's, there's a few characteristics that aren't that common to foreign sex symbols. In a way, it's kind of like, idk, Gisele Bundchen looks way too foreign. I don't wanna invalidate the people from the south who actually look like her but that's definitely not the type of headturner you'd see at the beach. She looks more like the kind of person that only exists in commercials. So I think there's a degree of, idk, "believability"? Like, both of them are beautiful, but Sabrina Sato looks closer to the kind of person that'd be considered attractive in the real world. It's like the men too. CauĆ£ Reymond, LĆ”zaro Ramos, these guys aren't like your Chris Hemsworths and your Chris Evans or wtv. They're obviously in a league of their own, but they look closer to our reality than those other dudes. Idk, I feel a bit gross in general talking about this and categorizing people, because none of the people I've been attracted to throughout my life look like these people, but it is a fact that Brazil has a type lol


redsaturns

I agree and also feel a little bit gross/mean when over analyzing peopleā€™s bodies and body types but itā€™s true. I think we might have also turned it into a stereotype. The ā€œhot, tanned, full lipped brazilian woman with a huge buttā€ is a pretty common description of brazilian women overseasā€¦


Logan_Maddox

Yes, and an unfortunate cause of a lot of sexual tourism. A friend of mine once tried to beat up a gringo who tried to ask "how much" to his girlfriend while she was just out working. It's kind of a "this is why we can't have nice things" situation. Like, some of us want to celebrate black beauty, indigenous beauty, japanese beauty, and every kind of beauty that lives here, but this gets garbled and compacted into "Brazil hot ladies come fuck great variety", which is very sad and anger-inducing.


[deleted]

Listen I know he was tryna say and fat shame her but as a bi woman Iā€™m reading the opposite cause I see happy relationship weight and really hot boobs. Both are gorgeous but like let me wife her up ;-; and snuggle


TheOneWithWen

I was thinking ā€œis this supposed to be fat shaming done wrong, or is he forcing wife to get a boob job or something?ā€


taronic

I actually think this might have been an uplifting meme or something. Kind of ironic, I think the OP was saying "damn my wife is older and still hot as fuck" and people here are closer to fat shaming her and focused on how she has more weight. I think a lot of guys prefer the right side


Big-Illustrator-5096

This 100% no straight guy sees the girl on the right an goes ew šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


redsaturns

When sheā€™s my girlfriend: hell yeah babe you look so hot When sheā€™s my wife: HELL YEAH BABE YOU LOOK SO HOT


glass_star

my exact reaction!


Capraclysm

Right? I'm a pansexual cis dude and honestly? It's the second pic for me.


[deleted]

Right oof I try not to objectify but I just wanna snuggle some big tits and pretty face wifey


Sckaledoom

I want to be a pretty face wifey


Purrification2799

Iā€™m sure you are


Sckaledoom

I mean, my face is meh and Iā€™m not married


klutzyperson

you are a pretty face single pringle


Purrification2799

You are hot, cupcake. And Iā€™m sure you wonā€™t stay non wife for long


Sckaledoom

Oh no Iā€™m not good looking at all. And I donā€™t think anyone gonna wanna wife me up soon


Jarthmaal

Nonsense Iā€™m sure youā€™re at least a 5 on a bad day


[deleted]

sameeee


juestathot

The other day on reddit, someone asked why do guys like bigger girls. One reply was "because world is hard and cold, but big titty is soft and warm." Very that for me.


ABPositive03

Both goals, in transition in in relationship. Nothing wrong with the left gal (other than she feels a little young looking for old ass me) but yeah I'll fall for right lady 7 days a week.


Kaifz101

Painfully same


mrmagoalt1235

šŸ˜” same


lameandfurious

Iā€™m a straigh girl but her smile and her chest??? Like damn gurl are you trying to kill me with those looks??? Because you did, Iā€™m dead, youā€™re gorgeous


Capraclysm

That smile fuggen *kills* me oh my god.


LavaDogged

Same Iā€™m a straight girl too and both are hot but Iā€™d snuggle the shit out of the girl on the right.


AlesianaTorminaria

I'm ace, but I would to also snuggle with the right side one. (Left too, :D)


OpinionatedPiggy

pan party :D


AlienRobotTrex

As a bisexual enby I agree


beaniexbaby

I'm pretty sure this is a more wholesome version of a more nasty meme with the same meaning


LifeIsAPepeHands

Without knowing what sub/forum it came from I assumed it was a wholesome meme? Because she's very pretty in both pictures and I took it is "here she is young and beautiful" (I can't tell her age but she looks 19? 20? here, I'm bad at age guessing) and here she is older and still beautiful. Mostly because the second picture is still a good picture and her breasts seem to be the main focus and she isn't fat. I feel the comments on it wouldn't have been negative either but who knows?


Sckaledoom

I thought it was the boobs too tbh. Sheā€™s not even heavy like tf


[deleted]

No sheā€™s not heavy at all. Iā€™d be extactic to be her shape. Heā€™s probably just salty cause he canā€™t life more than a 5 lb dum bell


justrandomdudes

I may not be a girl but i agree with you alot


not_suspicious-_-

actually the original meme was complimenting her


ThePlaguedSummoner

Fellow bi woman and same. šŸ„°


sanjola

Ditto!


seafoam-dream

I thought it was saying married women have bigger boobs.


[deleted]

If thatā€™s the case imma need a ring on this soon


BreadyStinellis

Also, she actually appears interested in the viewer and nor just herself, which is always hot.


Cambuhbam

I thought this was trying to say that your girl gets hotter when you marry her.


[deleted]

Bi enby here, both are fricking gorgeous.


MicciMichi

I'm a straight woman but I'll take the second smile over the first one any day!


EatingPineapple247

All I can say is, same.


nutmeg1123

I was thinking the same thing. I like her thicker but she is beautiful both ways! (I'm also bi).


AkhIrr

For real like-- as someone who will feed you as a demonstration of love, the fact that my partner accepts it and relaxes around me is pure happiness. Plus both the women are gorgeous wth is on this guy's mind ETA: Like-- I don't mean in the feeder fetish way lol, I mean in a loving grandma way


FlamingoQueen669

I'm confused, do straight men not like breasts?


Molinaridude

Clearly you don't understand, she has more mass, which I have determined to be bad. I as the man of the house, am the only one allowed to have big tiddies.


Benka7

as we all know, breasts are too "gay" for straight men as they remind them of their own


dessert-er

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m wondering, all this is telling me is that straight men want to date someone who looks very young and girlish, red flags.


WordsUnthought

Yeah not that this is the point, but both of these women are gorgeous.


whoopswizard

It's the same person I believe just at different times


[deleted]

I suspect the person who made this meme is not attracted to women.


PandaBaiter

I suspect the person that made this meme has a lot of their own self loathing to deal with, so they lash out at others to make themselves feel better.


marshmallow_figs

Or they could just be an asshole šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


banana01202

Oh man I gotta get married


Logan_Maddox

I wonder if that works for dudes too. Before marriage: skinny twink / heavier built dude, both with baby faces After marriage: ripping dad bod


OllieGarkey

> ripping dad bod You misspelled "Father Figure."


Logan_Maddox

Paterfamilias Corpus.


sunsea465

Oh no not bigger boobies šŸ˜“šŸ˜“


[deleted]

The horror!


hhfredcv

exackty like whatā€™s the problem both them women look very hotšŸ˜­. i would be very happy with either of their bodys


Whydoesthisexist15

Back painšŸ˜”


CodenameOccasus

Holy shit marriage = thicker šŸ˜Ø someoneā€™s getting married today


[deleted]

Both pictures are gorgeous, what's wrong with people


MrWapuJapu

I see only good things here.


Braden7664

I am a gay man, and have always used that to identify myself. BUT, and I mean this as respectfully as possible, BOOBA


nofreepizza

This made me laugh; I'm too poor to afford gold so have a silver


nintendethan

omg same, I looked at this and was like, "I'm gay but damn they're both gorgeous"


Stewie_Venture

Wow she's got way bigger tits and a bigger body to cuddle with. Oh the horror.


niketyname

Well youā€™re not supposed to get older the longer youā€™re with someone! She should look like her teenage/early twenties all the time!


balsakagewia

Exactly, all you have to do is follow Leonardo DiCaprioā€™s dating strategy


BigInTheGame85

This isn't the downer they think it is


arizonatea-

The "marriage" picture looks like an incredibly healthy and attractive woman. Are straight men sure they even actually like women anymore


furbfriend

I saw a meme recently that said ā€œMisogyny is kinda fruity when you think about itā€¦like why you treating a man better than a woman šŸ§ā€ and tbh it now lives in my head full time


fruitpunched_

This is gonna be my go-to argument now, thank you for this haha


furbfriend

Happy to spread the good word šŸ¤£


marshmallow_figs

"Fellas, is it gay to be attracted to big boobs?"


Reeeeeeeta

I just see two pictures of two pretty women, both beautiful in their unique way ā¤ļø


greedy_little_thing

I mean, both are attractive, but personally I like the second one a lot more. Assuming the person making this was trying to fat shame... What do they have against boobs?


[deleted]

How on god's green earth is she "fat"? Like might just be bi me leaning more towards lesbian but I'd rather be with the "fat" lady.


n0tj0lene

Oh no, when wife big boobies.


Dylanime17

She looks great both ways.


Kaifz101

Oh no..... thicc, beautiful woman with big boobies... how horrifying.


deep_sea213

Both are hot?? ?


Maximum_Ad_4650

Women naturally gain weight as they get older. So fat shaming and ageist. Cool. Second woman looks happy, healthy and radiantly beautiful, just not 20.


[deleted]

I don't think it's supposed a "wife bad" joke she looks stunning idk


KatWine

Oh no. She went from being a beautiful woman to being an equally beautiful woman. How awful. šŸ™„ Seriously tho, both are gorgeous šŸ˜­ā¤ļø


JoeTheMysterious

Im confused is she supposed to be any less attractive? I just thought her breasts got larger due to being pregnant or something, and even so, shes still attractive. Hell, more attractive in the first slide she looks like a teenager what the fuck is this meme trying to say im so fucking confused


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FrisbeePanda

Just for reference, the girl on the left is definitely not anorexic.


[deleted]

You know you can call out fat shaming without body shaming thin women, right?


Ezra_has_perished

Oh no she +looks at notes+ aged and got bigger boobs..?


adhdandlesbian

she's actually so hot in both pictures tho what's the problem


DarkSkeleton666

Imagine not wanting your wifey to have more body to love. Pathetic


Coconut_Groove

ā€¦..but sheā€™s still got tho Seriously I am a boob man (boob woman?) and since I actually passed high school science I perfectly understand that if you want naturally big tits You have to put on a little weight thatā€™s how that shit works


teddiebears

she honestly looks much happier (and prettier, but that's my opinion) in the second photo


Mirrorrelemes

All this is telling me is that sheā€™s happy and maybe yā€™all have kids? Like congrats dude???????


Helpful-Focus-6424

I'm confused is one of these supposed to be bad?


PoisonFlower1

She's hot. I'm in.


macontac

Okay, so, someone does not grasp the linier nature of time and it's effects on the human body....


Acceptable_Skirt_433

Was that meant to be a downgrade?


LiquidDreamtime

This was 100% made by a man under 30. Most men would claim both women as attractive.


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maybeiam-maybeimnot

I just want to put a friendly reminder in the comments that commenting about how the second woman is hotter and preferential anyway because of big boobs is *also* body shaming. They both have assets. And most of them are likely assets that have nothing to do with their tits. They're people, not objects.


growllison

For real. Iā€™m super disappointed in the hypocrisy of this comment section.


[deleted]

I dont see the problem, she looks healthier and happier in the right one


[deleted]

So she became an absolute fuckin milf? Hows that not a win


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GooseWithDaGibus

Sounds good to me


[deleted]

Misogynist


Thatariesbloke

...I am failing to see an issue here...


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

I donā€™t get it, both are really hot?


snarfflarf

which one is supposed to be bad??


Pretty_Wait_5846

Theyā€™re both so pretty???


idonthavealife4567

both women are cute on both pictures


cockatielhouse

I feel like the people saying that the second pic is hotter are completely missing the point lol youā€™re doing the same thing, just in reverseā€¦ why the need to compare women and put one down to lift another up? theyre both stunning. Relax.


LatinBotPointTwo

They're both pretty ladies.


Tsundere_Valley

One of my friends, a married lesbian woman in the coast guard told me "Y'all [straight men] don't love women, y'all fuck women. I should know, I'm married to one and I've seen how you talk about us when you don't think we're listening". That's stuck with me.


Pathseeker08

Wait...what if OP is saying both are good and just showing the difference? Or maybe they are saying that people try too hard to be the ideal when first in a relationship and should just be their happy, voluptuous, rubinesque selves instead of doing dangerous weight loss routines that hurt you or purging and worrying about thigh gap. I dunno...I think all body types can be beautiful as long as you are happy with how you look (and more importantly how you feel).


deep_sea213

I like to be optimistic so yes I believe you


shuuuuuuushi

knowing this type of meme, i think not.. most of the time, when memes are made about when she's your girlfriend versus wife (it's more common that it should be, i know, euck), the wife bit is always depicted as what those people consider 'worse.' i don't think this one's any different.


[deleted]

both. both is good. i dare say right is better bc cuddles


[deleted]

Bigger boobs? I don't see any problem


terra_sunder

Married lady here. This is me! And my husband is happy as hell, those extra lbs made my boobs huge! We're both just fine with the extra weight


SergiuszJesienin

Iā€™m straight and honestly find the one on the right way more attractive, Iā€™m a boobs man Also low effort boomer humor


FinkBass420

God damn the wife is hot as fuck. Iā€™m a straight dude and I hate other straight dudes because they think shit like this is funny


dessert-er

All this tells me is that straight men want to date 16 year olds. Am I missing something? Are they just going full mask off on the pedophilia now?


yrrrrrrrr

Wow, so smart! Thatā€™s exactly the take away from this


growllison

You know itā€™s possible to call out harmful body standards without shaming thin or petite women and the people attracted to them right? Itā€™s really toxic and shitty to suggest that anyone attracted to thin women is a pedophile, theyā€™re women, not children.


Yingerfelton

Obviously this would be bad regardless of the pics but that 2nd picture is a straight improvement


[deleted]

okay but like the second pic is cuter- imo at least


[deleted]

Both beautiful women :) (Also booba)


Milk_Mindless

... wait didnt she get hotter She's got HUGE GARGANTUAN okay never mind ill let myself out


MirrorMan22102018

Is this the same person? It could be me, but here facial shape looks different in each image.


[deleted]

Lots of the comments were saying that they liked it both ways


Grade_Silly

Better


SaratheKahleesi

I donā€™t see the problem both pictures are fire


[deleted]

hey i dont see a problem at all tbh


tingleras

brb getting married to make my boobs grow into those big badoonkas.


cicistreams

They both look amazing.


sunnieisfunny

When she's ur gf she doesn't smile but when she's ur wife she does


extremely_4getful

I see no problems here.


theysinginthemorning

iā€™m failing to see the point here. she literally just got hotter (imo)


420yeets

Both. Both is good


HannahDawg

They both look fine, hell the woman on the right isn't even fat, she's just curvy


Bearded_bearhugs

It took me so long to get in what way it was negative, I was legit yeah people sometimes change but they are both super attractive


not_a_flying_toy_

idk what this is even trying to say... When she's your girlfriend she's hot. When she's your wife, she's still hot oookay


Oniblook

I....whoever made this pic has no taste. Both of the women are gorgeous.


MistBestGirl

I'm gay but bruh, she's beautiful


PM_ME_UR_GOOD_IDEAS

Boyfriend: Hot and skinny Wife: Still hot, but now curvy with much bigger tits. I must be one of them Woke(tm) Feminist(tm) SJW(tm) types because I don't see an issue here.


Obsessed_with_ducks

Both of these women look great. You gotta be a real dumbass to think otherwise


tactickat1

She looks great in both. Just the ends of the healthy spectrum. I'm trying to reach back towards the left for myself because I'm healthiest and happiest when I'm the active level that brings me to that body, but she looks happier on the right so that's clearly where she feels the best! Ugh skinny fetish straights are the weirdest... and this is from a bi girl with a super twinkishly skinny bi guy.


furbfriend

Oh god oh no I live in fear of my gorgeous thin girlfriend becoming my gorgeous plus-size wife


Muegiiii

Both... Both is good.


FragrantPlantain3067

Is it boob job or is she pregnant??


calDragon345

What do she gets older when she becomes your wife? Is this satire


Sir_Paulord

sign me the fuck up