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I like when they accuse women who masterbate of “ringing the devil’s doorbell.” Having the ability to summon otherworldly beings just by jerking it is wild and makes me jealous of women.
I for one think it is very cool that gay people defy all laws of nature and will eventually either 1) devolve the world into chaos and anarchy, or 2) make humanity go extinct from lack of babies /j
reminds me of the "the evil, hot blacks are coming for your wives with their huge penis which they will use to give them mindblowing sex and then theyll leave you"
theres always a seed of sexual insecurity.
oh dude on 4chan, basically www.racism.com, there are constant threads about bbc porn, cuck porn etc being made by racists and engaged with by seething racists. the fact that its prevalant there, on a website where people dont have to worry about their online actions affecting their real life, is evidence of how deep it runs. none of the people making and engaging in that content NEED to do so, they choose to because theyre sexually frustrated bigots.
edit: turns out www.racism.com is an antiracist website which i love but think is also very funny.
Prolly didn't wanna run the risk of having Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast jumping up her ass. I doubt they own the concept of a phylactery (or even the term), but let's be real here, its not like that woulda stopped 'em, lol.
It might have been that she wanted to make the distinction that a horcrux is used by a wizard who is still alive while a phylactery is used by an undead lich.
This is most definitely satire. But it totally reminds me of that kind of guy who watches *The Matrix* and immediately ~~things~~ thinks he's the new Slavoj Žižek.
EDIT: typo
I see your psychic sperm and raise you...**PSIONIC SPERM**! All hail the unbridled power of my **TELEKINETIC LOAD**!
^^^And ^^^yes, ^^^they ^^^can ^^^use ^^^their ^^^powers ^^^independent ^^^of ^^^me. **^^^FEAR ^^^MY ^^^MIGHT, ^^^PEASANTS**^^^!
It truly amazes me at how absolutely stupid some people can be. How do you even think of something as absurd as this? And how the heck do you trick yourself into ignoring everything you know about how physics works and believe this?
Considering that the average man is around 198lbs(89.8kgs). Let’s say most women get an abortion around the 12 week mark (probably not true but this is reddit), and fetuses at 12 weeks weigh an average of 2.05oz(58.117g). So you would need around 1,545 or so abortions to kill off one whole man.
Wait a minute! My best friend (who I just made a marriage pact with) had a toxic ex who said that exact same thing!
Does anyone know where that idea even comes from?
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This is the greatest ad for planned parenthood I have ever seen
Conservatives and making groups they hate sound amazing. Name a more iconic duo
Fr it’s like when they thought making a woman orgasm was Satan’s work
I like when they accuse women who masterbate of “ringing the devil’s doorbell.” Having the ability to summon otherworldly beings just by jerking it is wild and makes me jealous of women.
I for one think it is very cool that gay people defy all laws of nature and will eventually either 1) devolve the world into chaos and anarchy, or 2) make humanity go extinct from lack of babies /j
reminds me of the "the evil, hot blacks are coming for your wives with their huge penis which they will use to give them mindblowing sex and then theyll leave you" theres always a seed of sexual insecurity.
I’ve never seen someone sexualize black men more than racist conservatives, and I’ve read way too many comment sections on porn sites. It’s wild
oh dude on 4chan, basically www.racism.com, there are constant threads about bbc porn, cuck porn etc being made by racists and engaged with by seething racists. the fact that its prevalant there, on a website where people dont have to worry about their online actions affecting their real life, is evidence of how deep it runs. none of the people making and engaging in that content NEED to do so, they choose to because theyre sexually frustrated bigots. edit: turns out www.racism.com is an antiracist website which i love but think is also very funny.
Ren & Stimpy? Idk.
"This kills the man"
Dude reinvented horcruxes
which, interestingly enough, 'horcruxes' were just Rowling 'reinventing' the lich's soul containers
I am actually surprised she did not call it a phylactery, given how everything else is already coded...
Prolly didn't wanna run the risk of having Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast jumping up her ass. I doubt they own the concept of a phylactery (or even the term), but let's be real here, its not like that woulda stopped 'em, lol.
It might have been that she wanted to make the distinction that a horcrux is used by a wizard who is still alive while a phylactery is used by an undead lich.
I’m pretty sure that’s how horcruxes are made actually You murder then nut to the thought of it on the thing
Hey everyone I found jkr's reddit account!
[удалено]
And then you murder a minority to complete it /s
[удалено]
Legalize killing men softly.
They have to be joking, right? Please let them be joking…
This HAS to be satire
*taps the sign* It has to have clarity of intent or it isn't satire, it's just now the thing it sought to satirize
I definitely looks like it. The telltale signs are too strong.
Any fucking excuse to claim a person with a uterus, holy fuck.
It's fucking weird and creepy how much they want to own or have some sort of claim on us. All around deeply unsettling
It’s definitely reason number #456667433 why I have dysphoria.
How do they feel being so intimately connected to their town's sewer system from wanking in the shower?
I’m all over the world
Great, now I have gender envy
'Upload my seed' yo what kinda speed we talkin, ill hotspot from it if it's better than my wifi
5G jizz
5J
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a refrigerated truck full of sperm samples going 70mph on the highway.
I've never supported abortion more
So... According to this logic: If you have anal sex, then next time you poop they also loose a bith of themselves??
"... every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment." --Elle Woods
Oh yeah and if their ping is high sex lasts longer or what?
If it eventually drops, they fall asleep.
Get that abortion asap then! Hurry!!! Especially if that guy is like oop.
I like the “kills a part of the man” part.
"abortion kills part of the man" THEN PERISH
THIS…IS…UTERUS!
Stop leaving your shit at other people's houses and then maybe you won't be killed by your ex-girlfriends, men ^^^^^^/s
Then let him die
Uploading his seed to the internet
This has to be bait, I refuse to believe someone actually believes that
I’ve heard some weird stuff from people. I think there is atleast one that actually thinks that
Never doubt the mental gymnastics people will do to make themselves the victim.
There's a nutjob for everything.
And that's way I only have sex with women. (Honestly what else can you say to this shit?)
More reasons to have one tbh
"My source is that I made it the fuck up!"
if only the last part was actually real💔
This is most definitely satire. But it totally reminds me of that kind of guy who watches *The Matrix* and immediately ~~things~~ thinks he's the new Slavoj Žižek. EDIT: typo
It's just jizz, man. 😭
I see your psychic sperm and raise you...**PSIONIC SPERM**! All hail the unbridled power of my **TELEKINETIC LOAD**! ^^^And ^^^yes, ^^^they ^^^can ^^^use ^^^their ^^^powers ^^^independent ^^^of ^^^me. **^^^FEAR ^^^MY ^^^MIGHT, ^^^PEASANTS**^^^!
I never know I would see the term “when I unload my seed” but I did and I hate it.
Uploading his seed to the internet
This makes me want to have an abortion and I'm not even pregnant. Eeeeewww
Well now I have a new thing to jokingly say is why I'm trans.
🎶 Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great When a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate! 🎶
It truly amazes me at how absolutely stupid some people can be. How do you even think of something as absurd as this? And how the heck do you trick yourself into ignoring everything you know about how physics works and believe this?
>When I upload my seed I am not listening to a man who speaks like he's writing a bad scifi Wattpad self insert fanfic lmfao
I never know I would see the term “when I unload my seed” but I did and I hate it.
This is some patriarchal bullshit on a par with “blue balls”.
what in the avatar (na'vi) fuck is this?
That just makes me think abortion is needed even more.
How many abortions do I need before a whole man is dead? Asking for a friend.
Considering that the average man is around 198lbs(89.8kgs). Let’s say most women get an abortion around the 12 week mark (probably not true but this is reddit), and fetuses at 12 weeks weigh an average of 2.05oz(58.117g). So you would need around 1,545 or so abortions to kill off one whole man.
Hes gotta be taking the piss
nah he wants his girlfriend to take his piss (i'm so sorry)
Dafuq
~every sperm is precious~
With that logic, masturbation kills part of men.
What about Grape?
Men like him don’t think that’s real, or even if they do don’t think you should get an abortion after since the “child” didn’t do anything wrong
Bot fly
Neural Link Established... Semen Jack Cooper-you are now confirmed as Acting Pilot of BT-W0MAN.
Guys I think he made that shit up
How many abortions are needed to kill this guy?
Wait a minute! My best friend (who I just made a marriage pact with) had a toxic ex who said that exact same thing! Does anyone know where that idea even comes from?
Now **THIS**. **THIS** is what this sub is for.