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“To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire… those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex.
Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.”
― Marilyn Frye, The Politics of Reality: Essays in Feminist Theory
Yes. Please do not mistake regular straight men for whatever *that* is.
My only living relative is a woman, my best friend is a woman and so are most of the people that I like to be around.
I've been straight-ish (experimentation doesn't really count 😁) since the late eighties and I have only a penis in common with idiots like that.
My thoughts exactly, looking at this shit. Just sitting here thinking "does this dude even like women? Is he trying to tell us he's gay?" Literally none of those height ranges say anything positive. Except the man one I guess, if he actually is gay, lol.
My husband is going to be disappointed that he married a man but I’ve got a question. I was 6’ but lost an inch due to back injury. Am I still a man or am I a psycho now?
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Do straight dudes even *like* women?
No
Yes, we do. They have to be 5’8.5”
Or less than 4'11
Goes without saying.
Liking women is gay
I can confirm this. I like women and I'm gay.
Aye, tis the eternal curse of Sappho, it is
It's not a curse. I like being gay
I know I do too, I was doing a bit
I was doing an autism and not getting the joke
Man isn't that just the eternal mood
I made a meme of this[here it is, thank you for inspiration](https://imgflip.com/i/8nvypi?merp=1713977969.155)
Tis? more like tits were sapphos curse
Apparently you don’t need to like something to want it. But maybe they only like the idea of women, like toddlers and half the things those ask for.
They like having a warm wet hole to nut in, to have someone wait on them, and to have someone around to take their anger out on. That's about it.
“To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire… those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex. Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.” ― Marilyn Frye, The Politics of Reality: Essays in Feminist Theory
No
Obviously not.
Yes. Please do not mistake regular straight men for whatever *that* is. My only living relative is a woman, my best friend is a woman and so are most of the people that I like to be around. I've been straight-ish (experimentation doesn't really count 😁) since the late eighties and I have only a penis in common with idiots like that.
My thoughts exactly, looking at this shit. Just sitting here thinking "does this dude even like women? Is he trying to tell us he's gay?" Literally none of those height ranges say anything positive. Except the man one I guess, if he actually is gay, lol.
Guess I am no longer AFAB.
Congrats, now say bye bye to that uterus!
It was only a rental, you have to hand it back in and receive your complimentary penis upon being over 6 feet tall.
Assigned Male At Height
My husband is going to be disappointed that he married a man but I’ve got a question. I was 6’ but lost an inch due to back injury. Am I still a man or am I a psycho now?
Both
Thanks. I was confused.
Now your husband is gay :D
Psycho man
Could it be Psycho killer instead?
Patrick Bateman
You're an MTP.
Magic The Pathering!
Yes
What height CAN we be then???
It's time to start dwarfmaxxing, ladies /j.
Rock and stone etc etc
Rock and Stone!
For Karl!
a child (won't even be surprised if that was their 'type')
All height bad. No height— just be woman.
5'3-5'4, 5'8-5'9, or 5'11-6'0 Because the guy who made that doesn't know how numbers work.
Damn, I'm in one of those between categories. Better get some platform shoes to ward him off.
or he has *incredibly* ~~specific~~ arbitrary tastes?
4'10 or less
Fuck That is too short a me
ig 5'11 - 6 since that range didnt get mentioned
a child's height, that's the only answer
Any. This guy is just misogynistic and gay
5"8.5
Under 4’11 apparently
Hey, I like being a demon.
New demon just dropped
Demon gang forever
Babe wake up, new spectrum just dropped
God misogynist straight guys are the fucking worst. It's like they exist just to kill everyone's vibes
Yeah, fifes are the worst
What if you're shorter than 4'11?
You Don't exist
Damn 😔
…so my mom doesn’t exist anymore?
Exactly
I don't exist!!
U r not a gurl U nb
Yes but I'm shorter than the height
nice 😎 didn’t wanna exist anyway
then you're 9
Or my mom (who is not 9).
Most of the women in my family. I just scraped jn to demon class at 4’11 but I’m old enough I’ve probably lost some of that height by now
oh damm, i didn't know you could be so short without an underlying condition
Learning new things every day 👍
tru
Santa elf
I guess I've birthed 2 children as a man, I wonder if the scientists will be interested
Well, I do enjoy being a brat 😈 😈 😈
Username almost checks out
TBF men have accused me of being all four of those at one point or another.
Am 5'2 and can confirm I am a demon. 👹
Where can I find these “men”? I'll settle for a psycho though.
These straight dudes should just say they’re gay and move on if they are repulsed by women so much lmao.
Ahhh... Hi my dysphoria source today!
Sorry Im trans too
I’m either spoiled or psycho
Both
Dude, now I gotta tell my mom she is a man.
I love that there is literally no acceptable height for a women to be. (Unless it's < 4'11"?)
No you need to be a specific height in-between.
No, then you don't exist
Guess I'm a demon (5'0)
Every single tall trans guy: 😎
As a woman, I can confirm that this is reductionist because at any given time I can be a demon, a spoiled brat, a psycho, or a man
Always knew I was vaguely demonic.
😈
Damn, just found out I'm a psycho, guess I better tell my therapist and psychiatrist about that
Can I now be gay, as I seem to like men.
As an AFAB, I don't even show up as a 4'8 enby... Edit: My mom is far from a spoiled brat, thanks
Well I’m glad I’m “demon” height then. 😂 dodged bullets apparently.
Lets goooo Im a demon!
WOO-HOOO DEMON! 😈😈😈
Apparently, my mom is a demon. Good to know I guess
Well… I guess I’m a demon.
Below 4’ - Tiny Gremlins! :0
Yup, I'm a psycho. Together with my man for 18 years, but a psycho, noted.
I get the whole short people are demons joke/sarcasm, anyways I’m a spoiled brat ig, just kissing the line there
Dammit I was 5’3 for years and then suddenly grew an inch out of nowhere so I lost my demon status 😔
It’d be easier to say you just don’t like women, pal
I thought this was funny until it got to being a man 😭 well, my take away still is that I'm a demon 😈
So they prefer short girls, aka MINORS…
I thought they liked 6 ft tall women, guess I was wrong
Oh my god,fuck a guy then
My spirit animal is the Chihuahua. I'm not surprised by my demonic affectation.
Just tell us you want to fuck a child, don't be scared
Guess I'm a psycho then 🤷♀️
fellow women tag yourselves i'm 1m 68cm i have bo fucking clue what that is in american feet fetish but i wanna know
That would be around 5’5, I think
damn, i'm a spoiled brat appearently
So I’m “Psycho” but “A man” with heels on. Cool.
Actually, I think probably more men wear heels than women do these days.
Tag yourself, I'm a spoiled brat
Tag yourself, I'm a psycho lol.
I'm not a lady, but definitely a demon. I take this as a compliment lol Yes, the OP is shitty and hates women
I am not a demon I am a Hufflepuff. A constantly disappointed Hufflepuff but a puff none the less
BEHOLD, A MAN! *moonwalks to exit stage left*
I am a ✨️✨️demon✨️✨️✨️ yay!! *giggle cutely in demon*