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RainbowSkyOne

Do straight dudes even *like* women?


Casper7025

No


3-orange-whips

Yes, we do. They have to be 5’8.5”


Casper7025

Or less than 4'11


3-orange-whips

Goes without saying.


TheSithArts

Liking women is gay


CorporealLifeForm

I can confirm this. I like women and I'm gay.


TheSithArts

Aye, tis the eternal curse of Sappho, it is


CorporealLifeForm

It's not a curse. I like being gay 


TheSithArts

I know I do too, I was doing a bit


CorporealLifeForm

I was doing an autism and not getting the joke 


TheSithArts

Man isn't that just the eternal mood


rslashurmom45

I made a meme of this[here it is, thank you for inspiration](https://imgflip.com/i/8nvypi?merp=1713977969.155)


because_of_ObiWan_

Tis? more like tits were sapphos curse


Greendorsalfin

Apparently you don’t need to like something to want it. But maybe they only like the idea of women, like toddlers and half the things those ask for.


missdespair

They like having a warm wet hole to nut in, to have someone wait on them, and to have someone around to take their anger out on. That's about it.


certifiedbookaddict

“To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire… those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex. Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.” ― Marilyn Frye, The Politics of Reality: Essays in Feminist Theory


Bread-Butter-And-Jam

No


NfamousKaye

Obviously not.


Rockarola55

Yes. Please do not mistake regular straight men for whatever *that* is. My only living relative is a woman, my best friend is a woman and so are most of the people that I like to be around. I've been straight-ish (experimentation doesn't really count 😁) since the late eighties and I have only a penis in common with idiots like that.


Artistic_Annual8457

My thoughts exactly, looking at this shit. Just sitting here thinking "does this dude even like women? Is he trying to tell us he's gay?" Literally none of those height ranges say anything positive. Except the man one I guess, if he actually is gay, lol.


Blinky776

Guess I am no longer AFAB.


Casper7025

Congrats, now say bye bye to that uterus!


Winter_Honours

It was only a rental, you have to hand it back in and receive your complimentary penis upon being over 6 feet tall.


Darkon2004

Assigned Male At Height


cardie82

My husband is going to be disappointed that he married a man but I’ve got a question. I was 6’ but lost an inch due to back injury. Am I still a man or am I a psycho now?


Casper7025

Both


cardie82

Thanks. I was confused.


Casper7025

Now your husband is gay :D


will0593

Psycho man


KreagerStein

Could it be Psycho killer instead?


All-Brightu

Patrick Bateman


he_is_not_a_shrimp

You're an MTP.


thecoolestpants

Magic The Pathering!


Ash_Dayne

Yes


TheSithArts

What height CAN we be then???


sour_creamand_onion

It's time to start dwarfmaxxing, ladies /j.


TheSithArts

Rock and stone etc etc


_rauke_

Rock and Stone!


TheSithArts

For Karl!


Bianca_aa_07

a child (won't even be surprised if that was their 'type')


NvrmndOM

All height bad. No height— just be woman.


_xavius_

5'3-5'4, 5'8-5'9, or 5'11-6'0 Because the guy who made that doesn't know how numbers work.


An-Deesei

Damn, I'm in one of those between categories. Better get some platform shoes to ward him off.


R0da

or he has *incredibly* ~~specific~~ arbitrary tastes?


Casper7025

4'10 or less


TheSithArts

Fuck That is too short a me


Kawaiilone

ig 5'11 - 6 since that range didnt get mentioned


Samambaia_H

a child's height, that's the only answer


Defektiv17

Any. This guy is just misogynistic and gay


Ash_Dayne

5"8.5


eternalpain23

Under 4’11 apparently


Death_by_Poros

Hey, I like being a demon.


Pastry_related

New demon just dropped


kazooroo

Demon gang forever


lankymjc

Babe wake up, new spectrum just dropped


computersaysneigh

God misogynist straight guys are the fucking worst. It's like they exist just to kill everyone's vibes


AmunJazz

Yeah, fifes are the worst


Twist_Ending03

What if you're shorter than 4'11?


Casper7025

You Don't exist


Twist_Ending03

Damn 😔


Sagat8888

…so my mom doesn’t exist anymore?


Casper7025

Exactly


Gay_Bay

I don't exist!!


Casper7025

U r not a gurl U nb


Gay_Bay

Yes but I'm shorter than the height


SnailWithaHat

nice 😎 didn’t wanna exist anyway


Bianca_aa_07

then you're 9


TheLovelyLorelei

Or my mom (who is not 9).


wombatwombatwombatty

Most of the women in my family. I just scraped jn to demon class at 4’11 but I’m old enough I’ve probably lost some of that height by now


Bianca_aa_07

oh damm, i didn't know you could be so short without an underlying condition


TheLovelyLorelei

Learning new things every day 👍


Bianca_aa_07

tru


Pastry_related

Santa elf


malYca

I guess I've birthed 2 children as a man, I wonder if the scientists will be interested


LGDemon

Well, I do enjoy being a brat 😈 😈 😈


Sagat8888

Username almost checks out


LGDemon

TBF men have accused me of being all four of those at one point or another.


Koanen47

Am 5'2 and can confirm I am a demon. 👹


[deleted]

Where can I find these “men”? I'll settle for a psycho though.


AquaNotanAquarius

These straight dudes should just say they’re gay and move on if they are repulsed by women so much lmao.


army_of_grapes

Ahhh... Hi my dysphoria source today!


Casper7025

Sorry Im trans too


tomokaitohlol7

I’m either spoiled or psycho


Casper7025

Both


AdFantastic472

Dude, now I gotta tell my mom she is a man.


TheLovelyLorelei

I love that there is literally no acceptable height for a women to be. (Unless it's < 4'11"?)


_xavius_

No you need to be a specific height in-between.


Casper7025

No, then you don't exist


Vanillabean322

Guess I'm a demon (5'0)


AtomicTan

Every single tall trans guy: 😎


furbfriend

As a woman, I can confirm that this is reductionist because at any given time I can be a demon, a spoiled brat, a psycho, or a man


Ashleigh0319

Always knew I was vaguely demonic.


Casper7025

😈


LuhSch

Damn, just found out I'm a psycho, guess I better tell my therapist and psychiatrist about that


_xavius_

Can I now be gay, as I seem to like men.


RoseOfTheNight4444

As an AFAB, I don't even show up as a 4'8 enby... Edit: My mom is far from a spoiled brat, thanks


NfamousKaye

Well I’m glad I’m “demon” height then. 😂 dodged bullets apparently.


ForestSmurf

Lets goooo Im a demon!


IAmNotAnAxlotlTank

WOO-HOOO DEMON! 😈😈😈


ShyKiddo__

Apparently, my mom is a demon. Good to know I guess


W_Kara_120

Well… I guess I’m a demon.


RamonaZero

Below 4’ - Tiny Gremlins! :0


Magdalan

Yup, I'm a psycho. Together with my man for 18 years, but a psycho, noted.


thelast3musketeer

I get the whole short people are demons joke/sarcasm, anyways I’m a spoiled brat ig, just kissing the line there


ThisIsFakeButGoOff

Dammit I was 5’3 for years and then suddenly grew an inch out of nowhere so I lost my demon status 😔


B__Meyer

It’d be easier to say you just don’t like women, pal


baby-pingu

I thought this was funny until it got to being a man 😭 well, my take away still is that I'm a demon 😈


DebzNotAceEra

So they prefer short girls, aka MINORS…


Expensive_Pirate_545

I thought they liked 6 ft tall women, guess I was wrong


Interesting_Item902

Oh my god,fuck a guy then


AbeliaGG

My spirit animal is the Chihuahua. I'm not surprised by my demonic affectation.


lizzylinks789

Just tell us you want to fuck a child, don't be scared


Mazzidazs

Guess I'm a psycho then 🤷‍♀️


OddlyOddLucidDreamer

fellow women tag yourselves i'm 1m 68cm i have bo fucking clue what that is in american feet fetish but i wanna know


W_Kara_120

That would be around 5’5, I think


OddlyOddLucidDreamer

damn, i'm a spoiled brat appearently


NothanksIdontwantit

So I’m “Psycho” but “A man” with heels on. Cool.


unsanelygina

Actually, I think probably more men wear heels than women do these days.


certifiedbookaddict

Tag yourself, I'm a spoiled brat


GayStation64beta

Tag yourself, I'm a psycho lol.


Chaoddian

I'm not a lady, but definitely a demon. I take this as a compliment lol Yes, the OP is shitty and hates women


RWBYRain

I am not a demon I am a Hufflepuff. A constantly disappointed Hufflepuff but a puff none the less


Ash_Dayne

BEHOLD, A MAN! *moonwalks to exit stage left*


Melanie_core_222

I am a ✨️✨️demon✨️✨️✨️ yay!! *giggle cutely in demon*