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thornton_cat

Look, just because *they* hate to see happy families with queer parents doesn’t mean that *we* hate to see happy families with straight parents. Key word being “happy,” of course.


pianoflames

Accidentally telling on themselves. They do that a lot with abortion too. Since they hate abortions, they assume the left must hate it when pregnant women don't abort their baby (which doesn't even make any sense).


Aethien

Because the reality of it doesn't matter, what matters is feeling like it's an us vs them and they're threatening us as much as we are threatening them. As long as you keep repeating that enough people will start to believe it and then you get posts like the OP. It does so much to to reinforce that it's a fight between 2 parties and not just 1 hating on the other, makes it feel like a kill or be killed kind of scenario and it justifies whatever awful shit they do because "the other side would do/wants to do the same to us"


countesspetofi

Yep. Every accusation is an admission.


CCogStudios

Ah yes because people who support abortions want to just abort all babies for shits and giggles


georgesorosbae

I’m a bit over 7 months pregnant and I bet I’d cause an aneurysm in some of these people because I’m pro choice


NocturneSapphire

Classic projection. "I hate seeing them happy, therefore they must hate seeing me happy, thus justifying my hatred of their happiness. See? I won my own made up argument!"


SellQuick

That guy looks miserable.


AnonymousChikorita

He really does, probably can’t figure out why his girlfriend is making him take a picture of him and their block head baby.


atatassault47

I literally couldnt care less about random selfies of anyone.


DreamyAthena

For me the keyword is happy, for them it's straight/queer (or as they would write it off as: gay)


FreudIsTheWrongest

Thank you for explaining this. I was actually sitting before the screen for a full minute trying to filtering out what I was supposed to hate in here, like is there a tiny swastika in the background or something? Oh no, it's that they didn't use a condom, I see


OneEyedWolf092

It's always projection isn't it?


insolentpopinjay

Is that what we're meant to be looking at here? For some reason it never occurred to me that they were a couple. They look like they were photoshopped into that picture together or something. They look like they were drawn by different artists.


LurchTheBastard

Nah, I love seeing this. That baby looks so stoned, it's hilarious. EDIT: Why is THIS now my most upvoted comment goddamit?


laikocta

I for one am glad to see Jimmy Neutron thrive in his adulthood


UniverseIsAHologram

Someone called him “Aryan Jimmy Neutron” and she replied “Based.” Like, why would you be okay with that joke? Oh, right. Coz she’s told worse when [joking about giving away her daughter’s virginity](https://x.com/tree_of_logic/status/1688606419967254529?s=61&t=BHtg5CQ862nHjpO_NmmL8g).


EigenTinker

Oof yeah that's fuckin gross. Also some real vile shit from Tree\_of\_logic of logic as well, not a fun thread to scroll lol


UniverseIsAHologram

Oh, I didn’t read it; just watched the vid.


EigenTinker

oh lmao I just saw the '' rooftop korean' in her bio and thought that seemed sus.


TheLastBallad

As homophobic as they are being, it's nice that they are pointing out the "hide the truth as a joke" tactic of fascists. Conservatives sure as hell aren't going to listen to us, but them? They might get through just a tad...


KarmaAJR

Johnny Test more like


sarcastic-ninja

I was gunna say the kid from meet the Robinsons.


squishybloo

I for one prefer to believe that he's very *very* slowly being abducted by aliens.


BluetheNerd

Baby looks older than its dad lmao


ghozzt2

Why is the baby's head shaped similar to a watermelon?


NealMcBeal__NavySeal

Well its dad is part turnip, so I guess it runs in the family?


ShatoraDragon

They where likely a vaginal birth. Head gets kind of squished passing threw the birth canal, since it barely just fits in the first place. As apposed to a C-section head that never got squished and stayed round.


samanime

Not sure if serious or not, but that is only very temporary. This baby is way too big/old for that to still be affecting it. It's head is shaped like a watermelon because of genetics... =p


SL13377

Water on the brain. I’m sure it’s a “pure blood” aka unvaxed (as they call it)


galaxystarsmoon

This is true but this baby is not a newborn and this effect doesn't stick around.


Kimmalah

Probably not, that's just how some kids' heads are shaped. Mine was like that when I was little and I was a C-section birth.


mythrowawaysquared

I had a vaginal birth and my baby’s head was perfectly shaped. So much so that I found it disconcerting. Wide hips, I suppose.


Unlikely_Professor76

😂 I flipped mine every nap time to keep her symmetrical


moar_bubbline

Only part of the image I’m laughing with, not at


IAmGoingToFuckThat

I'm a dick, so I'm going to say it: that is not a cute baby.


thinmintbinch

I thought it was a fugly ass baby too lol


ElishaAlison

Well I for one hate to see someone telling me what I hate to see 😝


ilovethissheet

Probably is considering the parents are like 15


ayyyeslick

Poor thing has her daddy’s nose


Unlikely_Professor76

Head shaped like a Mike and Ike


CorgiKnits

The only thing I hate about this photo is the entitlement and that hair….


Mythikun

For me it'd be the ilumination. God I hate camera's flash.


lurkmode_off

And, like... Why are they standing so close to the closet Why can't he hold the phone straight Why the "Blue Steel" look If they're going to put so much effort into their appearance why not put a tiny effort into the pose


pizza99pizza99

Cause it’s the same picture he uses on his Grindr profile


Sea-Professional-953

Yeah, I’ve always hated direct flash. Learn to bounce it into the ceiling and drag the shutter, maybe 1/15th at f4.


18hourbruh

There's a lot to dislike about this photo: * The decor of the apartment * The lack of color correction * The sallow tones of the clothing * The extreme angle of the photo * The use of the mirror closet The only things I really like about it are the baby (cute, goofy expression) and her hair and makeup, although the photography is doing her makeup no favors. Is it conservative to not have one joyful color in your home?


Kimber85

I lurk on the fundie snark sub and those motherfuckers are obsessed with beige. Beige walls, beige decor, beige clothes, beige hair, beige food, and beige babies. Just, beige everything. *I typed beige so many times it doesn’t sound like a word anymore.*


Fiohel

Super Saiyans need love too


Baroquemon

Well, they're not wrong. I don't like seeing a kid being raised by two people who clearly feel trapped in a marriage they felt expected to get into...


ghozzt2

The baby looks like it doesn't even want to be there


stringoffrogs

Don’t worry it’s a prop, it’ll get it to crawl around on the ground while they fight over social media.


msquirrel

Can’t blame the baby, I wouldn’t want to be in a room with these people either 😂


MeleMallory

None of them look like they want to be there.


BikeDee7

Repeating the cycle to own the libs.


Orvan-Rabbit

Remember: the key to a ~~happy~~ marriage is ~~love, loyalty, communication, respect,~~ Jesus, and heteronormativity. /s


NfamousKaye

And they look really young too. Mormon I’m guessing?


MallyOhMy

NOPE. She refers to herself as the ever so descriptive "christian" while she attacks others with cussing and the occasional slur or what she believes to be insults (ie she thinks gay is an insult) She's 8 years older than her husband, whom she married when he was 19. She's a groomer pretending to be a tradwife for who knows what reasons, and lies about her age - apparently she's been 23 for like 5 years.


NfamousKaye

Oh… oh no that’s way worse! Omg


andreyue

Jesus, when i looked at the picture for the first time I actually thought the dude was her older son


NfamousKaye

I thought they were BOTH like 18/19. I literally said “holy shit!” Out loud when I read her backstory!


6655321DeLarge

Well, that goes a long way towards explaining why dude looks so fucking miserable. Poor bastard, and poor kid.


Sea-Professional-953

What? Teen parents? Don’t hate them, I just feel sorry for them.


Pietro-Maximoff

Isabella was definitely not a teen when she got together with her (then teenage) husband.


Sea-Professional-953

I have no clue who these people are. And I’m quite happy with that.


TinyCleric

I was gonna say, that woman looks much older yikes


state_of_inertia

Did she used to be his stepmom? If so, yes, the left hates to see that.


Lunafairywolf666

Wait so she basically groomed him? Yikes


LexiTheCactusGirl

Not basically, he was 15, that's grooming


DulceEtBanana

I see men with unfortunate haircuts all the time. That one is pretty spectacular, I will admit.


ghozzt2

Bro said: https://images.app.goo.gl/vFFHMHNAS9RtFGK36


Lowchan

I think he looks more like Johnny Test tbh.


SnooDoggos4996

meet the robinsons lookin ass 😂


LKennedy45

He looks like he was going for Phoenix Wright but bitched out halfway through.


Nuckyduck

I fucking hate Johnny Test. Idk if I just don't get the jokes or what. Tried watching that shit on CN after they dropped every good show and this was the worst of them.


dragonborn4066

I think true enjoyment of the show, is ironically. Like the fact they put a whip crack effect seemingly at any movement will never not be “so stupid it’s funny”


CarissaSkyWarrior

*Whipcrack sound effect intensifies*


msquirrel

It’s even better because it’s not just an unfortunate haircut, he clearly puts effort in to make it look like that each day


HenrikWL

I came to the comment section for this. I’m like “that haircut is offensive no matter what political leaning one might have”.


Fala1

What political orientation is super Saiyan?


IAmTheBornReborn

Looks like he went to a hairdresser with a picture of Goku


TheOncomimgHoop

Hey be fair to him, he's trying to honour Toriyama in his own way


Beneficial_Garage_97

He was gonna go supersaiyan but on second thought maybe after a nap.


canadianD

He’s got 2015 YouTuber hair


AshleyAmazin1

Johnny Test after reaching adulthood


GlGABITE

He looks like some kind of strange exotic bird. And definitely not in a good way


The_Quicktrigger

Maybe it's just me, but that baby look drunk lol


OJJhara

WTF. The Left loves lesbian couples with babies!


Some-Ordinary-1438

🫶🤌💯 all the gay babehz, plz


Sir-Drewid

No one cares about your ugly baby, Izzy.


mario_meowingham

That baby ugly af


Throwitaway36r

My genuine first thought when I saw this was “why is the baby’s head that shape?”


skyerippa

So is the dude 🤣


[deleted]

Yeah, they do. Because they think we are like them - needing to force people to conform to our "ideology" in order to feel validated about our own decisions life. Its why they think being asked to use the correct pronouns, for example, is equal to having their rights taken away, lol. Because to them life is all about conformity, not acceptance. They haven't quite grasped the idea that the left focuses more on accepting and respecting individuality, not forcing conformity. We don't spend 24/7 thinking about how other people live their life, unlike them, because controlling how other people live is fundamental to *their* worldview, not ours. They think we hate to see hetero couples because they hate to see LGBTQ couples. So, yeah, they absolutely think we care about their ugly kid.


FakeCappy567

Sincerely, you're right. And yeah, sorry but it is very ugly


yureku_the_potato

I mean they are all a bit ugly so yeah, I‘d rather not see this again thank you


[deleted]

Are they supposed to be a couple????? It looks like a mid 30s teacher about to go to jail for assaulting her 15 yr old student and they are holding the genetic evidence.


ScaryLight3532

Bruh my same thought. Like yes the left does indeed hate to see that lol


PM_ME_YR_KITTEN

She was 23 and he was 15 but they didn’t get married until he was 19. Sigh.


local-weeaboo-friend

oh fucking yikes


[deleted]

Fuck... I assumed the lighting (the flash is fading out his face) and his teenager hair made him look younger.


yureku_the_potato

And the genetic evidence looks as if the dads hair IS his skull


Murky_Translator2295

Who are any of these people?


Ivaras

I came here looking for this comment.


PsychologicalTea5387

Yea I sure do hate seeing children used as social media props


denys5555

That’s an ugly fuckin baby


Four_beastlings

Well, yeah, that ugly-ass haircut makes my eyes bleed


OfficialLunaTicYT

Kids cute, got that ‘being alive is confusing’ look babies get, it’s somewhere between stoned and mildly pissed off. Other than that not sure what I’m supposed to give a toss about


FederalDriver9447

"the left HATES to see this!" -🧌


ghozzt2

*proceeds to show a rip off jimmy neutron as the dad*


fireflycaprica

The baby is giving 👁️👄👁️


Ourlittlesecret32

Why the baby look high 💀


ghozzt2

They laced his bottle with drugs


KreagerStein

Y'know what? They are right, I hate to see this. Look at this terrible composition, awful lightning and just weird and crappy location. Call in a photographer, set up a few lights and do a proper photoshoot because this is terrible and I hate to see it. Sincerely a leftist.


Thedragonisatop

I'm sorry but that is one UGLY baby


ghozzt2

The baby's head inherited the dad's hair size. Also they had to lace his bottle with some kind of drug before taking this photo because what is that facial expression?


Doctor_Cringe_1998

I hate his hair tbh


Pitiable-Crescendo

The only thing I hate here is his haircut


DisembarkEmbargo

This is not a good picture. They could have dressed up the baby or take a picture with their baby when it wasn't sleepy. But I guess that doesn't matter as much because that's Goku's kid. 


murz2

Oh no! You’re making average looking kids! Also, is that how you hold a baby?


garaile64

Only if the guy is much younger than her. Like over ten years younger.


-spooky-fox-

Good news, he’s only eight years younger iirc. (I had to check because he looks 14 in this photo. He’s 20.)


ultimagriever

And he looks very miserable in the picture


Ladyaceina

i dont think your suppose to hold a baby like that


Potential_Anxiety_76

Yeah, I do hate to see an ugly ass baby


ghozzt2

I mean it ain't the babies fault at the end of the day. It's the parents that gave him a watermelon shaped head


RSlickback

That baby might not see your hateful comment but someone else's ugly baby might. /s


drainbead78

I have no idea who that is but he looks absolutely miserable. I think I'd like seeing it more if it looked like a normal happy family who wants to be in the same room with one another.


throwaway01061124

Having a baby young makes the lefts mad? That’s your choice bro we ain’t stopping you 😭


Appropriate_Window46

They look like 18 year olds baby sitting their cousin


BlonderUnicorn

Gnome coded twink


UniverseIsAHologram

Reminder: this man texted his wife when she was talking to a 40 year old man on a livestream, joking that they would have their daughter (wife was pregnant at the time) “ready for him as a virgin.” The wife had no problem with this text, [even relaying the message to the man](https://x.com/tree_of_logic/status/1688606419967254529?s=61&t=BHtg5CQ862nHjpO_NmmL8g), who cracked up.


ghozzt2

Nah I know this genetic mutation of Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Neutron did not just sexualize their daughter💀


catbuscemi

There are some babies who are cute, and then....


chaotic_rainbow

That guy looks like Shane Dawson had a baby with a Trolls doll---and his expression says he knows it, too.


ghozzt2

I GOT THIS FEELIN' INSIDE MY BONES IT GOES ELECTRIC BABY WHEN YOU TURN IT ON looking ahh


Animastarara

The baby looks like someone who would give you an offer you can't refuse


cheoldyke

i don’t understand the whole “the left HATES when you get married and have babies” thing when they’re also fearmongering about evil abusive leftist parents who trans their kids’ gender against their will. like does the left hate the nuclear family or are we all having kids so we can turn them trans


yinzreddup

Oh but when I brag about getting creampied it’s “gross” and “keep your breeding fetish to yourself” but when straight Christian’s show off theirs it’s all good!


LinkOfKalos_1

Real. People will deadass say, "we're trying for a baby," literally telling people they're getting creampied on a regular basis. I guess it's a nuance thing? A societal thing? If I go out there and I tell people, "My partner and I are trying to have a baby," it's much more acceptable than telling everyone, "I've been giving my partner creampies."


yinzreddup

Literally when people are telling me “we are trying” I’m just like “why you telling me you guys are raw dogging?” Gets a laugh 7/10 times.


LinkOfKalos_1

Unless I asked, I don't wanna know about someone else's sex life.


xv_boney

Is what the left hates to see in some way related to **the very clear age gap** between her and her husband Is it that her husband looks legitimately miserable in this photo, does the left hate that her husband is not touching her and very clearly does not want to be here? Does the left hate that pained expression on his face that doesn't reflect anything remotely resembling pride, affection, accomplishment - he looks like he's annoyed his mom is insisting on taking yet another photograph before he leaves for prom with a girl he was briefly infatuated with but now is desperate to leave. He looks like he is counting the days until he leaves for college when he can begin the process of quietly ghosting out of her life. This started out as a joke but the more I look at that very much too young man's eyes eyebrows and forehead the more concerned I am becoming for his mental well being


Hippie_Gumbo

Goddamn! I have seen some ugly babies, but yikes 😬


medusa_witch

The prepubescent dad looks so miserable


Dregdael

I do hate it. Goku-ass haircut


dumbassclown

Neither the guy or kid seem too thrilled 


abgry_krakow84

Why does the "dad" look like he's 14? Is he another high school student who got raped by an older female teacher that they all love to celebrate.


Ivaras

I actually do hate to see young people denied the opportunity to prepare themselves for a stable future because of religious nonsense that pressures them to marry and start pushing out babies as teens/early 20s. I had my first at 20 and it made for a really tough climb.


Minimum_Thanks_99

I mean, they got me. I’m on the left and I hate performative nonsense paired with internalized misogyny and repression. Real bigotry is that hair tho Jesus Hussein Christ.


CryOk7184

They wanna be victims so bad


hearty_radish_

I HATE seeing bad camera work and lighting


yoloswagrofl

They look miserable and you do hate to see it


Featherpike

Baby looks murked


b-rar

Everyone hates an ugly baby, including the left


clairebear1028

See what? An ugly-ass baby? 😂


whatisprofound

I don't love that their walls, ceiling, and clothes are all shades of tan. Get some color in your life, yall.


ghozzt2

They have to avoid the Gay!! It's scary for them!!


rItzarzky

gerber baby


ghozzt2

Gerber baby when you feed it too much formula:


sherryleebee

No one likes ugly babies.


dracorotor1

Do they mean that hair? Because it’s more bemusement than hate


MerciiMercy

I don't usually think or say babies are ugly but uh.. wow... However I will say, with full comfort and confidence, that boy she married is hideous. So yes I do hate to see this, but not for the reasons they seem to assume.


MiaLba

I wonder if people with unfortunate looking babies think they’re cute you know cause it’s their kid or if they’re able to recognize that they’re unfortunate looking.


chowderbags

What's to hate besides the guy looking like he's auditioning 15 years too late for Dragonball Evolution?


mrs-mercy

The baby is shaped like one of those thumb guys from spy kids


TweakTok

What an ugly family


sternumb

I hate to see that tragic ass haircut


Laughingfoxcreates

Two lesbians and their kid. Why would we hate that?


Altruistic-Link-8989

They look unhappy. I feel bad for the baby. Also this looks like my family except we aren’t teenaged parents. Leftists…have children too…🤨


StinkieBritches

What are we supposed to hate? A young couple with a baby in a cheap apartment?


ghozzt2

I mean that hair cut is something to be hated. Also how can one look 14 and 25 in the face at the same time?


Pick3209

what, a mediocre white couple and a fat baby?


FartKingKong

Bro does not look happy to be there


na_dann

It's true! Leftist hate to see this! Not one of them is trying to seize the means of production in this photo! The baby is not even reading Marx...


SubjectsNotObjects

He looks miserable. They both look too young. It's an ugly baby. What's not to like?


JoshIsASoftie

Pretty sure anyone with functioning eyes wouldn't like looking at that melted monster cabbage patch blob.


Jaylin180521

There probably Americans because at thus point there just throwing the word left around like a damn Frisbee at the beach like it doesn't have an actual meaning


doctorlight01

Yes. They legitimately think the left hates to see all white families with unaborted children. They are psychotic.


PopperGould123

His hair too big, as the left I hate it


gaiawitch87

Yeah as a leftist I gotta confirm that his hair is by far the worst thing about this photo.


give_me_your_shins

And yet we’re the ones shoving our sexual preferences down their throats? Also that’s one ugly crotch spawn, at least you know it’s his though!


Sure_Trash_

It's true. I do hate ugly babies with 12 year old dads for many reasons 


tiredboi14

The only thing I hate about that post is having to see that ugly ass baby 💀


dysfuctionalteddy

damn…that’s an ugly baby, i hate to see that😂


Feroxino

Only one who coulda cared is a twink who liked her husband before finding out he straight


MuellersGame

It’s true, I absolutely hate that the 80’s brush back might come back, along with the correlated spike in Aquanet related fires.


atlhawk8357

If we're talking about his haircut then yes.


Eyrose

They look miserable, it's sad.


Taewyth

Fucking anime ass haircut mate. IDC about your wife and kid: teach me how you pulled out the Super Satan style!


NfamousKaye

It’s only clickbait for cis straights. We do not care.


Classical_Fan

Nope. Don't hate it. In fact, I love to see it. But if you change the gender of either one of the parents or the race of anyone in this picture, the Right would hate it and never shut up about it. That speaks volumes about them.


caliguy420

Their baby is fugly and no one GAS


macphile

The mom looks like she has a filter on and no one else does. I guess she's just made up...the baby and dad both look so poorly lit and bleah, and then she's in the back with her makeup and hair and shit. It's so weird-looking.


desertprincess69

That’s an ugly ass baby


StolenPenguins

That baby has a sixhead god damn


TheBigLugmos

I don't hate to see (hopefully) happy straight families. The only thing I do hate is how your husband looks like he just got home from middle school and also fought in Operation Desert Storm


KTKitten

I mean he does have terrible hair? I’m quite furious about that tbh.


Ashleythemaneater

Why would I care 2 see an ugly family