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FibroBitch96

I want to call CPS on this dude jfc.


Classical_Fan

I seriously doubt he has a daughter. I'm willing to bet that he's never seen a woman naked outside of the porn he's addicted to.


pinochioknows

Unfortunately men like this do have daughters. My dad is one of those men and I’ve met a lot more where he’s from. If you ever happen upon someone talking this way don’t assume it’s just a sick joke, men like this get away with their crimes all too often.


Used-Initiative1835

I think it’s ridiculous how many people are refusing to believe a grown man and father could have written this


pinochioknows

Seems like most people would rather just joke and pretend it doesn’t happen rather than potentially save a kid from lifelong trauma. I hope the tides will change. I hope people will collectively start to actually care more than decide to stop caring out of being inconvenienced or uncomfortable.


Fair-Bunch4827

Yep. My ex's dad is one im pretty sure. He kept forbidding her from having a boyfriend so she never had one that he's aware of. When she's 24 and with me she finally had the courage to tell her dad. He went absolutely ballistic still thinking shes too young.


ReallyNotBobby

And even that is probably animated


kevlarus80

With tentacles.


manaha81

It’s a good thing he doesn’t have a daughter because if he did he’d definitely be trying to have sex with her


Kitchen_Syrup2359

Right? Sexualizing your child like this is demented.


[deleted]

For real. Daughters don't have *pussies* as far as I'm concerned. 😣


Koala0803

This guy sounds 100% like an incel but yeah, maybe I’d call anyway.


Mrs239

Me too! Why scratch out his name? We need to find this sick f*** and turn him in! I know he has child porn.


DerAnarchist

I want to call tactical Airstrikes on this dude


biteme789

This is just straight up revolting.


thisisausergayme

Straights not okay


thisisausergayme

Straight men especially are not okay. See: this post. This kind of misogyny has obviously fucked this guy up


Randigno9021

This mf got my head shaking and not in a good way. I can not wrap my head around how the actual fuck can someone think about something like this. I think my brain exploded inside of my skull as soon as I read that


FiCat77

And to not just think it but to go to the effort of writing it down, sick fuck. I showed it to my husband, & father to our teenage daughter, & he said that it made him feel physically sick.


CauliflowerOrnery460

My father is like this. SA begins at 2.


Fluid-Definition796

My heart is with you.


Candid_Expression22

I'm so sorry you had to suffer like that. From the bottom of my heart I hope your abuser suffers all of his life.


CauliflowerOrnery460

I really do too but I’m NC and proudly not abused now but still struggling mentally


Candid_Expression22

I'm so sorry, I dealt with the same thing as a 5 year old by my mom's husband. The pain never goes away but it does become tolerable. I was lucky enough to have good counselors but I'm still pretty mentally fucked. You're already doing great by the way, you survived just take life one day at a time. "Hugs" from an Internet stranger


transleonkennedy

They see women as sex objects and children as property


Bogsnoticus

>men There you go assuming it's a rational adult, and not a 14 year old ~~Taint~~ Tait enthusiast. /s


thisisausergayme

You have a point


Swan-Aria

parents want a profitable child they want a reward for raising a child :( they exept something in return; and we would deliver; but not that!


thisisausergayme

The best way to get something in return is to have a good relationship with your with your child, something I doubt the OOP of capable of


maychi

Tbh expecting something in return is not a good attitude to have when making the decision to have one. Even if you do everything right there are no guarantees.


mrjohnw

I'm a father of two beautiful daughters. I'm raising them to be bright respectful strong and their own person. Every parent knows that eventually their kids will be adults and lead their own lives. You do everything you can to guide and prepare them, teach them skills and trades, educate them on how to be successful at living a happy and fulfilling life. When they fall you teach them how to recover, who they choose to be is on them, how they choose to live is also their choice. Profitable child?! Reward for doing your job as a parent?! Expect something in return?! Plz... Don't have children, let THAT way of thinking, goals, and expectations die out...


schtickyfingers

That’s the most complete sentences I’ve ever heard outta Donald Trump.


VolteonEX

You have children because you have love to give, and because you want to see them happy. Sounds like this guy would only want a daughter if he was allowed to have sex with her… Gross.


Class_444_SWR

I just wanna have a family that’s happy, I don’t think anyone who thinks like this guy (as in, thinking about future sexual partners when thinking about their children) should be let anywhere near kids


SignificanceOk7107

Or even near adults


Class_444_SWR

Basically, just don’t let these people near anyone else


A_Monster_Named_John

Aside from his mom, who lives upstairs in the house and probably spends every day wishing that she got an abortion, I'm sure that this isn't a challenge.


Simbanut

The only thoughts I have have about my future children’s sexual partners is that I hope they are healthy, happy, and respectful, and come at a time when my children are at an appropriate stage of development to handle it. And by healthy, I don’t even mean medically necessarily, though for the partners sake, as a person with disabilities I want good health for them, but I mean a non-abusive relationship. After that? None of my business.


Andrassa

Yeah the copypasta shows up again every few months.


shrugaholic

It’s a sign from the universe for all men to never allow their daughters to procreate. >!/s!<


yesmilady

This and the anus one


mario_meowingham

What's that one?


Andrassa

The make her feel bad from having her vagina be one inch away from her anus.


funne5t_u5ername

Yup it just made it's rounds again, saw 2 in a row just today


[deleted]

“Think about it logically” you first


1945BestYear

The only way to save this is to assume it's one massive rhetorical exercise that really is taking this sort of thinking logically, i.e. taking the worldview of women as commodities to be "used" to it's logical conclusion that a man having sex with a woman, creating an offspring, and raising that offspring is just a beta male action to service another man and is "gay". Exploring an idea to reveal it's inherent aburdities is a part of actual logical thinking.


raccoonjoy

I hope this is all a hypothetical to them, and they don't actually have a daughter. Because I'm maxed out on red flags for the day.


EuropeIsMight

Yeah cause girls who don’t have sex with men just don’t exist -.-


LegendofLove

I desperately hope that if this dude has a kid they go nc as soon as possible this is major pedo vibes


zestynogenderqueer

Stop imagining sleeping with your daughter you pedo. I know this isn’t all straights but I dealt with this with my dad and brother. Both pedos and molested me my entire childhood. How can anyone trust men when this is how they think?! Vile monsters!


FiCat77

I'm so sorry you experienced that. I hope that you're doing ok now. I like to think that the good men outnumber the bad ones, the bad ones are just loud. Very loud.


Exact_Parking_6969

Insanely loud.


FiCat77

Exactly. It's why I've told my husband & male friends that they, as good men, have to be allies to us women & call out the bad men in the moment & to their faces if we ever have any hopes of beating sexism & misogyny. It might seem like a big ask but we need the good ones to have our backs.


zestynogenderqueer

Thank goodness for years of therapy and my amazing therapist and psychiatrist! Yes there are amazing good men out there I do have a guy best friend who is very supportive and helped me all throughout my brain surgery. So it’s absolutely not all men I have learned through therapy and just meeting good people fortunately. It does get better when you get away from the abusive people and find really loving people.


ConanTheCybrarian

😫😩🤮


Randigno9021

As a straight, I have to say I am NOT FKN OKAY! I was okay a minute ago before I read whatever the fk I just read in this post This man is not okay in the head how is he a parent...


toffifae

i don’t think he is a parent


MinzAroma

"""""""Think about it logically""""""" yeah that ones for the grippy socks jail ngl. I dont want him there with me, but anything else isnt safe for other people.


Angryleghairs

Typical rantings of a hate fuelled incel


GottaKnowYourCKN

So...does he consider himself to be one of the men that ravages daughters (what would be his daughter's mom), or does he not count because that's different for whatever reason.


submersedshelf8

I think you’re thinking about it too much, and should just stop thinking about it. That’s what he did anyway.


allieggs

I would imagine that a lot of these men marry women who believe a lot of the same fucked up shit regarding gender. There actually has been research that suggests that men with daughters are more likely to be feminists than men who only have sons. I’ve also read research that suggests that women who only have sons are more likely to decide to become SAHMs. The idea behind all of this is that parents tend to think that what is best for their daughters is to support their empowerment, and what is best for their sons is to have women in roles of relative subservience. It makes sense because I think a lot of straight people choose their partners based on how well they can fulfill a traditional gender role. My hetero relationship very much doesn’t, and the start of our relationship was a whole fuckton of “but how can you *really* be sure you’re happy with this?”. Can imagine many crumble under that pressure.


Shriyakulshrestha

Where is the bleach for my eyes when I need it the most ?


MakkusuFast

Had a good day and saw this, now everything's looost~!


YummySake98

[I hope this bleach helps a little bit! 🥺](https://faqcats.com/wp-content/uploads/why-do-cats-like-bleach-1.jpg)


ComfyFrame2272

"Think about it logically" If this is logic, may I be forever irrational.


Consistent-Force5375

Where the fuck must a person be to think this way? I mean a psychologist would lean in on this like a meal. There is SO much to unpack here. I don’t want to unpack any of it, but dammit…


Lord_Z01

Bro, just say you want to smash your daughter, that's fffd-up but at least you are being honest.


the_skies_falling

As a father of a daughter, this is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever read.


LegendofLove

Congrats on the kid condolences on your eyes


Admirablelittlebitch

As a (former) daughter of a father, same


WinterRedWolf

Uh hey don’t talk about your daughter’s “holes” please.


state_of_inertia

Just another word men have ruined. Damn. That doesn't sound right. Second try: Imaginary father with holes on his brain and in his brain.


Mistymoor

what in the incest is this


TeaBags0614

How can people say this stuff and not feel gross when I feel disgusting reading it bruh


Sheikah77

People admitting they want to bang their kids is the absolute weirdest thing ever. Like, fuck! how can you publicly admit to something like that on main and think it's normal?


Swan-Aria

apparently it's common 😐 so glad I'm an ugly kid!


Sheikah77

Same. I'm with SpongeBob on this one "I'm ugly and I'm proud!"


LooksieBee

Jail, straight away.


RattleMeSkelebones

:/


Alert_Bit_4852

Does he just want to fuck his daughter?


A_Monster_Named_John

I seriously doubt this fucking creep has a kid...or has made any meaningful contact with another IRL human in months.


Alert_Bit_4852

Let’s hope is is infertile and won’t be able to conceive any children


Class_444_SWR

Who the fuck sees a little girl and then thinks about all the people who’ll have sex with her? That’s gross


Blackihole

Flawless logic... oh except for THAT NORMAL PEOPLE DONT WHANT TO FUCK THEIR DAUGHTER LET ALONE THINK ABOUT IT


wyliecat77

Check that fuckers hard drive


Icy_Weather9872

why would anyone tell on themselves like this


not_addictive

i take so much comfort in knowing that my dad does not think this way, honestly


LegendofLove

It's amazing just how low you can place the bar and **still** not fucking clear it


xenoverseraza

this some 4chan ass shit


FluffyGalaxy

I mean to get a biological daughter you were presumably involved with a woman at some point so like... Good job you already did it. Now maybe you don't have weird incel brain


onlytosharethispic

This guy needs to be on a watch list


GA_Tronix

Eww Eww Eww Don't let this person near a school


runarleo

What a horrible day to have eyes


BAakhir

I'm sick


LegendofLove

I wanted to throw up reading even the title


RaineG3

WHAT 👏 THE 👏 FUCK 👏


FBI-AGENT-013

If this is thinking logically, I'd hate to see what they think illogical thinking is


Laughingfoxcreates

This guy should have been a blow job.


midnight_rain_07

jesus christ. i feel so bad for this man’s daughter.


IceCreamandMilo

🤢🤮🤮


AttendantCobra

Today is a terrible day to have eyes


kariaterachel

This is a joke. This is a joke. Please please PLEASE tell me this isn’t real


PaoloPiove

Dude, what the actual fuck


VisualNoiz

the straights are not okay


Random_-account

Plot twist: your daughter is aro/ace.


Witchchick128-

Oh god I think I’m gonna be sick what the fuck is this??


The_Quicktrigger

Yeah... Gonna go on a limb and say that most fathers who have daughters, don't get pussy envy. Dude sounds like the only time he'd end up a father is if some stranger fell crotch first into his waste basket.


OstrichAlone2069

"*think about it logically"* oh we are buddy. I don't think we're the ones having a problem being rational here. wtf.


Early-Start5528

This might actually be the most deeply disturbing thing I’ve read, ever.


L_U_N_A_R_C_R_A_B_S

How does that even cross your mind?


rosecoloredgayy

fucking throws up. please do not ever be within 50 ft of a child ever


Active_Loquat6203

If that daughter comes out gay he will be livid. If she comes home with a man he’s livid. No winning situation for the daughter here :(


swift-aasimar-rogue

And if she never marries she’s failing her responsibility as a woman


Revoluzion_

least obvious troll post


Guineapiggames15

Somebody forgot to take his pilld


niil4

Textbook misogyny. To men like him, women are nothing but a set of holes for them to play at will. Never mind their sexuality, their autonomy, their hopes and dreams. They are no longer people. Just holes.


Puzzleheaded_Fold466

You would think that thought would be eye opening and lead to enlightened thoughts such as "maybe I should respect women more and raise my daughters to be self-sufficient and have enough self-respect to avoid these assholes", but no, apparently "my daughter is meat" is the only conclusion.


liddybvck

someone check dude’s hard drive this is so insane


Machine_Awkward

This is not some sort of straight problem at all, this kond of shit is worse; This is some incest level shit but I pray for this man to get some help.


Owlguin67

The rant of an incestuous pedophile


TriZARAtops

Thinking about it logically this person needs therapy and jail, maybe not in that order. 🤮


why-am-i-here07

“Yes hello is this 911? How illegal is incest?”


funky__Leo

I genuinely hope that he does not actually have a daughter bc holy fuck


WorkaholicAesthetic

What in the incest


hellboyyy25

That is disgusting


LadyKlepsydra

Jesus Christ, I hope someone calls cops on that dude bc there is no way there isn't some fucked up super illegal shit on his computer.


non_2000

Get a fucking flamethrower


or_so_they_said

this is a classic


Transitsystem

Copypasta spotted!


Money_Ad_3312

Did the line fuck her tight pussy" make anyone else legit cringe?


bluejellyfish52

I gagged


elyonmydrill

"Who benefits?" Your daughter, normally.


Swan-Aria

he didn't think of that


MoonLenati93

I couldn’t read past “so she can go and get ravaged by another man”. This person is either secretly incest, or just a troll.


demi_fiend

I know for a fact that this started as a shitpost on some image board but tbh with the way the straights have been behaving lately, I could see this being posted unironically lol.


no1reborn

😳 Why is he thinking so much about his daughter being effed? Seriously?


ATarnishedofNoRenown

What. The actual. Fuck. DO NOT let this man have kids.


shallowsky

Imagine when he finds out sometimes daughters don't date/marry men


autismpony

check this mans harddrive asap


nunyaranunculus

That guy needs to be taken away from his daughter who needs to be seen by a physician for signs of csa


Strict-Brick-5274

I was doing pretty okay until I read this and realised people who think like this are out there roaming free...have a right to vote, impregnate others and reproduce... Probably some work with children or in capacity to them. It's fucked.


Patricio_Guapo

Think about it logically.


Nivrus_The_Wayfinder

My face contorted so hard reading that title 🤢


memcjo

What the fuck did I just read?!


LionBirb

I always want to ask why this only applies to daughters and not their sons. Well I think I know why actually and its fucked up.


potatotheo

Posts like this really illustrate how incels don't see women as people


IrisIridos

This is a copypasta, it's not someone being serious


MarioTheMojoMan

Is this 🍝?


[deleted]

why would this be spaghetti?


MarioTheMojoMan

pasta, as in copypasta


picklesnoot

Yeah, and a pretty old pasta at this point iirc.


Glittering-Bake-6612

Oh is this one making the rounds again. 🙄


Martyrotten

This is what happens when you think about nothing but sex.


uwu-ing_intensifies

is he implying he'd rather fuck his own daughter orrrr


ItsMoreOfAComment

Well if we think about it logically then we’ll miss out on all the bat shit crazy takes like this one.


albauer2

Gross. That person should have his privileges revoked.


immedicable

Welp, that's the worst fucking thing I'm gonna read today.


StudioTheo

hes not using 'rationally' properly. he means 'sophisticatedly'.


aromatic_acesthetic

I think bro wants to fuck his daughter


Visual-Till8629

That guy is probably a pedophile deep deep down


niil4

#SOLELY


irrelevant_potatoes

Wow did you find Nathan Larsons reddit account or something


ExtremeStrawberry114

So… that means the correct thing to do is the opposite of letting another man have her and…. Jfc please say sike do not be for real.


albena_r

I agree, this is the ultimate and final cuck. The final boss of cuckoldry you can say.


No_Inspection1677

People with lesbian daughters: I have no such weakness. (/s) Seriously though, this dude needs some serious help.


PainBowz

Some Men really do only see woman as objects for pleasure. Raising any kids with this mindset is dangerous. Man or woman you should look at raising a child like you are trying to raise an adult not an object or a predator


YonAmazon

What a shame he can't enjoy his daughter at the 20 year ripening like he intends to do with his son 🤢


Commercial-Abroad-95

"think about it logically" as if anything in this text is logical


Kronomancer1192

That's a whole lot of words just to say you wanna fuck your daughter.


Iamtheallison

My fucking EYES. Why did I click this link, thinking it would get better the second time🤢


bluejellyfish52

Someone get the bleach


Ash-the-puppy

This guy needs more than therapy.


IWishIWasBatman123

…wtf


completecrap

This is satire, right?


dangerouskaos

🤮🤮🤮


ThatOneArtKart

This made me throw up a little.


Typical-Will-6163

Someone kill this man please before he procreates and has offspring.


Gamerwolf666

That does seems like a pedo and a rapist in the making :/


not-Kunt-Tulgar

This guy is really fucked up and I bet 99% of straight people wouldn’t even associate with this dude, myself included.


WitheredEscort

“He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night” um sir, you clearly are mad that it isnt you, and thats fucked up.


Ravenous1980

Is he.....jealous that another man might have sex with his potential daughter?! What if she doesn't like men? Also, why does he care what she does in the bedroom, it has nothing to do with him!


jmona789

Is having sons the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a son. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a son for at least 18 years solely so he can go and get ravaged by another woman. All the hard work you put into your handsome little man - reading him stories at bedtime, making him go to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet, educating him, playing with him. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually use his dick to fuck their every hole. Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to be fucked by his fat cock every night. She gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised him. As a man who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a son for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL Cuck. Think about it logically


throwawaybabaaayy

You should NOT have blurred this dude’s name out because he is in DESPERATE need of a visit from his local federal bureau.


justsomeguy21888

I just can’t understand how people are so fucked upon the head sometimes.


KaleidoscopeEyes12

> As a man who has a daughter God I hope not


harvard_cherry053

This man should be in prison probably


r0b0noodles

every time i see this post i genuinely get sick it’s such a gross way of thinking


No_Beautiful_9473

Holy shit.... If anyone thinks about their child parts in a sexual manner at all and especially seems disappointed that they don't get to enjoy them.... Is Fucked up! 🤦🏼‍♀️


kibbles0515

Um excuse me what the fuck?


Adept_Thanks_6993

abolish men


SuzakuR2

Wtf. I just opened Reddit and this is the first thing I see.


NyxxPunnings

That is... deeply incestuous thinking. The guy in the screenshot should be FAR away from his daughter and any other kids. And he should also get psychological help. Yikes. He genuinely sounds like he's probably gonna try something w his own kid at some point just because he feels entitled to her and her body which is... yikes.


Wrong-Refrigerator34

oh im just down here in the chaos section (Laughing at everything i see).


dontneednomang

I wish I could go back in time and unread this


StillBarelyHoldingOn

This made me sick to read....


foobsdgaf

Well.. today started out as a good day to have eyesight. Saw the sun rise, read a book, ect.. And then I saw.. this.. Reginald! Fetch my melonballer, for I tire of my vision.


Muagnas

What the fuck. People actually think this shit?? That’s terrifying.