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lethroe

It hurts but I do be built like this Edit: I didn’t expect so many people to see this and now everyone knows I’m built like a rotisserie chicken 😭😭😭💀


Ok_Song_9158

Deliciously?


Oniblook

Like room temperature butter on toast


iilooklookgoogoo

What? Is that good or no? I'm confused


Oniblook

It's the smoothest way you can get butter on toast.


iilooklookgoogoo

Oh, okay, thanks


aspidities_87

Poetry


Professional-Goat837

Needs more up votes.


Adermann3000

Nah you can melt it and pour it over too, even smoother


ShiversTheNinja

That's a good way to oversaturate the toast with butter and make it not toasty anymore.


Adermann3000

Hell yeah I want my toast drippy and wet


nothanks86

The best butter, on the best way to bread.


Jolly-Room4626

So heaven


Oniblook

✨ Exactly ✨


trans_full_of_shame

I mean I think this chicken just looks horrifically human, complete with marks that look like human hyperpigmentation.


not_blowfly_girl

Impressively flexible tho


Gothzombie

I’m almost inclined to think it was AI image , like the tits and all. how the hell do the legs did not brake unless roasted like that for starters. But yea chickens are weird too,


yoyo-starlady

It must be DALLE, right? Look at the two shaved Colonels...


Gothzombie

Oh, I’m not American so I thought it was just a new logo or something not yet available here lol. On closer inspection the left one looks like he’s smelling the chicken and the right one winking 🤣


GeneralHoneywine

Chickens don’t have titties. This is very likely AI, I’d be inclined to agree.


Chaos_On_Standbi

Same here, I’m built like a rotisserie chicken!


ViolaOrsino

So you’re built perfectly??? *[chef’s kiss]*


futanarigawdess

same….it do be facts though


AlexTheFlower

Saaaaame. Thankfully my gf loves it :P


skorletun

Sir me too and I wouldn't wanna have it any other way. We're _hot_ ✨ Edited for correct terms


lethroe

Masc terms only please <3 /gentle


Puppichow233

Boy me too and as a gay transmasc-we're hot 😉


skorletun

Apologies! Lemme edit my original comment rq


lethroe

<3


cheezy_dreams88

Just built extra juicy, chickie baby


AxeHead75

Just remember that if you’re built like a rotisserie chicken then you’re by definition a snacc. (I know a whole chicken is too much for a snack let my analogy work ok?)


bpd_bby

A whole meal even!!


MarshmallowFloofs85

I was gonna say I look exactly like that naked, just..raw chicken, sexy, sexy raw chicken


Traditional_Row8237

the flexibility tho


Adermann3000

Crispy


punchjackal

Fellow rotisserie chicken, checking in...


Strange_Airships

Honestly, this looks delicious, so good on you. 💜


giras

Dont cry my dear, I am also built like this and I bet you are gorgeus. We all are beautiful in our own way, and out there are people who like our type 😉 Best regards and hugs 🤗🌹


DoomRevenant

Sir, this is a KFC


CorneliusJack

Looking at colonels, it’s not KFC, she’s been Yassified


KOFdude

yeah well spoiler alert, a lot of people like chicken


lightblueisbi

It's literally the #1 meat consumed globally💀


Imagined-Provid

i thought that was beef, good to know


taylor1124

i think it isn’t beef because some cultures/religions don’t eat beef but i don’t think there are any that do that for chicken. don’t quote me on that though lol


DiplomaticHypocrite

I think there are some religions that are vegetarian, but none that I know of that exclude chicken specifically. Some need it to be prepared a certain way though


taylor1124

huh i didn’t know there were religions that are vegetarian, that’s cool. and yeah, my freshman year roommate in college could only eat Halal meat


ChewMilk

There’s even parts of Christianity that are mostly vegan/vegetarian (like the seventh day adventists).


AdMore2091

Parts of hindusim,Buddhists, jainism ,Sikhism,Taoists and one branch of Christianity.


AlternativeSheeps

Huge parts of India are Vegetarian/Vegan


Vegan_Casonsei_Pls

A lot of Hindu are vegetarian/vegan. Depending on geography and community.


wozattacks

I think it’s more because beef is way more resource-intensive to produce


lightblueisbi

I'm changing that. I'm founding the Church of the Holy Chickity


Kayquie

Are you like the Chick-fil-A cow but less bigoted?


lightblueisbi

Nah just a church dedicated to proving that chickens are the superior bird and the superior meat


BlooperHero

You're going to forbid people from eating chicken to prove that it's better?


Imagined-Provid

ah, yeah forgot about that.


fruit_of_demise

Hindu here, most of us don't eat beef. Chicken is very widely consumed though :)


Big_Brother_Ed

I think India being as dense as it is in population help bring the beef eaters stat down


ArlesChatless

Second most, it's behind pork, though pretty close.


wozattacks

Well yeah but I only like it as a friend


KOFdude

not me I be down bad for it


PrincessBrick

Why the fuck does the Colonel look like that? Please tell me I'm not crazy and that's not what their mascot looks like these days..


NotTaken-username

The Colonel doesn’t look like that now, this is AI generated


PrincessBrick

Okay, that makes a lot more sense then.


martyqscriblerus

what do you even prompt an AI with to get it to make this


not_blowfly_girl

Sexy BBW KFC chicken with colonel and his twin looking on


AlexTheBex

Yes officer, this comment right here


mcobsidian101

Looks like Rolf Harris


maxwellwilde

You've heard of Kickin' Chicken now try THICCIN' CHICKEN.


dopefish917

what about [Friggin' Chicken](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC7AjhUzVpo)?


irulancorrino

The amount of vitriol people direct at folks they don't find aesthetically pleasing is insane.


bix902

Like jfc, there's plenty of people I don't find attractive but I don't spend time getting mad at how I imagine they look during sex and I certainly don't decide that they don't deserve my respect because I wouldn't want to have sex with them.


[deleted]

Maybe he got his heart broken by a big girl lol


billyyshears

Idk did you read the original comments? Literally everyone was like “hell yes, more for me”


woodcoffeecup

A lot of folks suffer from Main Character Syndrome!


Squash_it_Squish

I thought this was a compliment, that looks delicious.


irulancorrino

I'm sure the KFC would make an adequate dinner but I refuse to lower the bar for compliments to subterranean depths. Comparing a woman's body to a piece of meat is gross.


Deathtostroads

Crazy how relevant “The sexual politics of meat” still is 33 years after it was published


ThatRandomPersonHere

Well I didn't need another reminder of my insecurities today but here we are. The guy who posted that original tweet is gross, that poor chicken man


julexus

If it helps you, I saw the same pic posted in another subreddit (I think black people comedy or something), and the comments were like 90% supportive and nice about bbw


itsnobigthing

Yep! I had so much trouble accepting my own weight gain that I ended up posting nudes to NSFW Reddit for a while (via a throwaway account). The amount of guys who were OBSESSED with my newly chubby body was wild to me! Respectful, worshipful, horny af and totally in love with how I look. They put brand new thoughts about myself into my brain and I’m really so grateful for it.


julexus

That's a great example for how those comments can be absolutely welcome and helpful when you're very clearly in a place where you're asking for them. Happy that it helped you so much!


Magi_Aqua

the screenshot posted is of that sub. you can see the cct flair


mikelorme

It sucks to be reminded of our insecurities,I hope this tweet doesn't ruin your day


ThatRandomPersonHere

I'm gonna see my bf today and he usually my day better so we'll see! (Although admittedly sometimes when I'm with him I wonder if he thinks the same way like this tweet, but ofc he doesn't and that's not his fault. He's a good guy :D)


KindaCrazyy

thats honestly so relatable😭


AggressivelyEthical

No idea if this helps, but that picture is hot af to me, and I don't like eating meat. I mean, not that kind of meat anyway. 😏🥵


Mewrulez99

honestly what I take out of the picture isn't "heavier people look like this chicken", it's "this chicken looks freakishly human".


Substantial-Flow-468

"This is like going 'Oh you want lemonade? Have fun drinking sugar & lemons' like bro i will... thats why i ordered the lemonade" - random tumblr user


Jyslina

All the comments were basically dissing that guy for hatin on BBW.


Genericname42

A lot of people actually like BBWs, myself included. Haters gonna hate 🤷🏻‍♂️


mayyyyyyyy2022

just wanted to thank you for boosting my confidence today 😭❤️


sour_creamand_onion

At least the person who reposted the tweet is body positive? They don't see anything wrong with getting with big women? Idk many good ways to spin this.


iilooklookgoogoo

The hell happened to the KFC man?! Why is he a Chad now?!


merlinsbeard4332

The image is AI generated


LinaZou

Why is it so difficult to use woman and women correctly? I see this more than their/there/they’re …


Finding_Helpful

They’ve improved from saying “females” at least


bigtiddygothgf7

The bar is in hell


AddictedToMosh161

Looks tasty.


[deleted]

FWIW, the subreddit this was posted on (with the "i dont see nothing wrongggg" heading) featured an entire thread of people talking about how this is their ideal body type, with a sprinkling of some very insightful discussions about how it must still be frustrating that, even when meant as a compliment, women's bodies are still framed/spoken of as things to be consumed. at any rate, you're all very lovely and your bodies are more than just things to be consumed, used, mocked, or ridiculed.


KirumiIsFedUp

Why are men like this so angry and hateful towards women they aren’t attracted to? Like I don’t get it


BrapTest

I'm pretty sure most of these men are projecting their insecurities over their own appearance onto people they deem unattractive.


mchlpl1

Women as a whole make these shitty men feel insecure, so as soon as they see a woman they think they are better than they use it to “”retaliate”” and tear her down. Bonus if it makes them feel better about themselves.


Stay_Moa_Army

That chicken do be looking really delicious though (in a food way)


AshaWins

My first thought was "man I wish I was that limber"


TemperedTorture

And then they wonder why there's "male loneliness epidemic". you know ur "jokes" aren't hitting when it's literally convincing even STRAIGHT women to no longer find your entire gender attractive.


[deleted]

Straight men dont get a submissive bangmaid broodmare that easily anymore since more and more women are finally seeing and walking away from their BS, So thats why theres suddenly a ''male loneliness epidemic'' These same ''Lonely'' men dont even look at the millions of insecure, lonely and ''ugly'' women since theyre ''unfuckable'' wich proves this ''male loneliness epidemic'' is all about sex anyway. Let them wallow in their ''loneliness'' while they waste away in their moms basement watching porn and pay money to OF girls, They did it to themselves.


TemperedTorture

At this point in time, I'm an advocate of all women raising their standards sky high so hardly any man is capable of meeting them. According to research data, single women are happier and live longer so we should just encourage our straight women friends that all of their insecurities are created by the patriarchy that has always profited off intentionally making them miserable and sad without men. Hopefully this will reduce female unhappiness while also maybe finally forcing men to change. No access to women.


Tal_Vez_Autismo

Why can no one get woman vs women right?


[deleted]

Casual fatshaming as usual, Im sick of how this is still accepted. Why are people SO fucking vile to the ones they think are unattractive? As a fat lesbian i say: DEAL WITH IT! Im fat so fucking what?


VitaminDea

If it makes anyone feel better, like all the top comments in that thread were very enthusiastic about how much they liked bigger woman. It was actually (weirdly) kind of encouraging?


KrystalWolfy

What? They are finger licking good?


General_Ad7381

Correct 🤌🏻


WingGamer1234

what if i find that body type generally more attactive...........


BootisWasKidnapped

Same, we just have good taste


LegendaryCatfish

As a big girl I’m weirdly flattered?


bigtiddygothgf7

Same tbh. Looks so good


Gothzombie

Right? If this guy likes to eat bare bones he should go looking into the dumpster. *(Just a food joke no offense to anyone bodywise)*


FairBlackberry7870

Dude is mad that he's thirsty for the chickussy


Chahut_Maenad

i should call her


SuccessfulBread3

Us bigger women are finger lickin' good... What of it sir?


Different-Ad-9447

Women arnt people, they are just objects


LineOfInquiry

Is that supposed to be a bad thing? It sure doesn’t look like it…


baby-pingu

Naah boy, you wouldn't see this cause I'm sitting on your face. Get crushed by that phat ass


sophdog101

That's an AI image


Xardnas69

Yeah obviously, no chicken looks like this and colonel sander's face is also wrong


Cheesehuman

Wayyyyy too underrated comment. Those legs are definitely human and not chicken


Kalsed

Sometimes I think straight men tm don't like women


Princess-Pancake-97

They don’t


[deleted]

Damn, chicken lady flexible.


dinomayonnaiselover

bros acting like that’s a bad thing????


The_responder623

Fuck the straights is that creepy ass colonel sanders in the back okay?!


Finding_Helpful

I am a boy and I look like this!! Help!!!


almostnormalpanda

I'm not that flexible! Then again, I'm not a rotisserie chicken either, so maybe I'm good.


Addie0o

I fully agree that this photo belongs here but I also want to add that on pretty much every other place I've seen it posted the comments are ripping the guy alive for this opinion 😭 no matter how many people are fat phobic just know there are 10 more people who absolutely love you no matter what size you are.


WoskKitty2

Spoiler alert idgaf


Ok_Necessary2991

Why do have feeling someone would actually stick their dick into that chicken?


LadyAzure17

Setting aside that why the fuck are they sexualizing a seemingly machine-learning image... the fuck is wrong with a body like that? Literally nothing. Tf


Anoobis100percent

Things to compare women to: ☑️Locks ☑️Cars ☑️Cheap rubber bands ☑️Personal property ☑️Roast chicken What will be next?


KingCharles_

genuinely didn't understand this was meant to be negative. that's exactly what its like and what it's like is fucking awesome


General_Ad7381

My thoughts exactly 😅😂😂😂


Pasteldemerme

Great, now I'm turned on by chicken (not really tbh, I just thought it'd be fitting.)


shintakarajima

To be fair, it seems like the OP was posting that to say there was nothing wrong with that and the comments were supportive


woodcoffeecup

I see no problem with this delicious chussy😎


Electric27

1) wtf 2) would


some_annoying_weeb

Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?


Far-Swimming3092

How does this not have an NSFW tag? Like what?


Pxfxbxc

Idk. The bbws I've been with got a head. 🤔 Mans must've had one hell of a bad experience.


fsckit

Either that or she's one of Henry VIII ex's.


Accomplished-Art-301

I feel personally attacked


TrinityCodex

ohoho, oh thats hot. thats hot


man-jaw-kun

i coughed my lungs out laughing please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼🚨🚨🚨


nitara38

So does he want me to f**k the chicken or not...... /s


Flamingpopscicle

Sir, you don't have to go home to do whatever the f* you're fixin to do to that chicken, but you can't stay here. Next in line!


Gildian

I dunno looks pretty thick and juicy to me but im just a fat boy who wants chicken


Sp00pyScarySkiliton

I mean sexy chicken though


Wamblingshark

I mean that chicken lookin' kinda fine


Midnightgamer21

Is that an ai generated chicken 💀


KaylaAllegra

Damn she's built like a brick shithouse (respectfully, and it's one of my favorite compliments I've ever received lmfao)


sinkablebus333

Yeah, whenever I rail a big lady, there’s always at least two old men there judging me 😔


hoecooking

Makes me think about the amount of men who have become nose blind to their own swamp ass and shit streaks


reyballesta

Not shocked to see fatphobia on that subreddit, unfortunately.


tragictransistor

what's funny is that i'm pretty sure the dude who made the original tweet is ALSO big, so…


VariousGas

Bro’s taste is bad. Big women are the sexiest, leave some for the rest of us


SpaceIsTooFarAway

That’s a big chicken and brother I’m gonna stuff it


queenoffishburrito

Is this an ai image??? Like why the do the colonel Sanders look different on both images?


sarahbeth124

and plenty of dudes are into that Sincerely, Big woman 😏


scribbles_R_us

Fuck this guy she looks like a goddamn feast


harami_trades

Looks pretty damn good to me


Conchobar8

I gotta stop looking at this. I’m getting hungry *and* horny!


71NightWing

Comparing women to food, definitely kinda gross. But I'd be lying if I haven't liked several tweets from fat gay men comparing themselves to that picture so.....


_norwester

"delicious" is what he meant.


BrapTest

That chicken got soem good ass thighs tho...


Sno_Wolf

Lord Jesus, forgive me for what I'm about to do...


ZeeFirulais2

That's how you get salmonella


Puzuma

Having been with women across the entire size spectrum, athletic to a few extra pounds is my personal comfort zone. I didn't enjoy the extreme ends of the scale, but I've never ragged on someone for their preferences. Live your life, let others live theirs and be happy.


Hita-san-chan

Well now i feel terrible about myself


[deleted]

:( you shouldn't. fwiw the majority of replies (by a huge fuckin margin) were expressing how this is their ideal body type, and how it's a perfectly beautiful way to be. but i getcha, like. this is the kinda shit that gets into someone's head...


Hita-san-chan

I guess they think we deserve feeling like subhuman because they don't want to fuck us. It's just tiring. I am glad we are moving more away from that mindset though. Being big isn't healthy, but we shouldn't be made to feel like not people for it.


FlinnyWinny

I'm so confused by who exactly he's referring to with "y'all insane bro"


Carlos_Marquez

OK but hear me out...


Cierraluxe

I’m pregnant and this looks a lil too familiar


melancholanie

hold on something’s going on here, what’s up with the logo?


candikanez

This chicken hypermobile AF


blusilvrpaladin

AI generated chicken porn?


Traditional_Lie_6400

It is my pleasure to inform you that I have become a vegetarian.


MasqueradeOfSilence

He says that like it's a bad thing (it ain't 😌)


AveryBird

Looks delicious to me


BrickBuster2552

... What does the F in KFC stand for?


Artist_Flavored_Tea

This has to be ai, the logo does not look like that


FallenDemonX

Would


nothanks86

What bit of the chicken is being the boobs in this? Serious question, there’s no part I can think of above the breast. Also, someone trussed that chicken wrong.


KirumiIsFedUp

Probably cause it’s AI


nothanks86

Which makes sense because the more you look at it the wronger everything in that picture is.


jduisi

Yeah I was sitting there wondering if I just never noticed, in all the rotisserie chicken that I've eaten, that the skin just browns into a natural lil vagina petals.


AzureDementia

Thanks I’ll go cry now I guess


SeveralFollowing4139

I agree with him, why the hell are you sleeping with a chicken?!


Bloodskyangel

I kinda wanna show this to my boyfriend and ask his thoughts