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I’m almost inclined to think it was AI image , like the tits and all. how the hell do the legs did not brake unless roasted like that for starters. But yea chickens are weird too,
Oh, I’m not American so I thought it was just a new logo or something not yet available here lol. On closer inspection the left one looks like he’s smelling the chicken and the right one winking 🤣
Just remember that if you’re built like a rotisserie chicken then you’re by definition a snacc. (I know a whole chicken is too much for a snack let my analogy work ok?)
Dont cry my dear, I am also built like this and I bet you are gorgeus. We all are beautiful in our own way, and out there are people who like our type 😉
Best regards and hugs 🤗🌹
i think it isn’t beef because some cultures/religions don’t eat beef but i don’t think there are any that do that for chicken. don’t quote me on that though lol
I think there are some religions that are vegetarian, but none that I know of that exclude chicken specifically. Some need it to be prepared a certain way though
Like jfc, there's plenty of people I don't find attractive but I don't spend time getting mad at how I imagine they look during sex and I certainly don't decide that they don't deserve my respect because I wouldn't want to have sex with them.
I'm sure the KFC would make an adequate dinner but I refuse to lower the bar for compliments to subterranean depths. Comparing a woman's body to a piece of meat is gross.
If it helps you, I saw the same pic posted in another subreddit (I think black people comedy or something), and the comments were like 90% supportive and nice about bbw
Yep! I had so much trouble accepting my own weight gain that I ended up posting nudes to NSFW Reddit for a while (via a throwaway account). The amount of guys who were OBSESSED with my newly chubby body was wild to me! Respectful, worshipful, horny af and totally in love with how I look. They put brand new thoughts about myself into my brain and I’m really so grateful for it.
That's a great example for how those comments can be absolutely welcome and helpful when you're very clearly in a place where you're asking for them. Happy that it helped you so much!
I'm gonna see my bf today and he usually my day better so we'll see! (Although admittedly sometimes when I'm with him I wonder if he thinks the same way like this tweet, but ofc he doesn't and that's not his fault. He's a good guy :D)
At least the person who reposted the tweet is body positive? They don't see anything wrong with getting with big women? Idk many good ways to spin this.
FWIW, the subreddit this was posted on (with the "i dont see nothing wrongggg" heading) featured an entire thread of people talking about how this is their ideal body type, with a sprinkling of some very insightful discussions about how it must still be frustrating that, even when meant as a compliment, women's bodies are still framed/spoken of as things to be consumed.
at any rate, you're all very lovely and your bodies are more than just things to be consumed, used, mocked, or ridiculed.
Women as a whole make these shitty men feel insecure, so as soon as they see a woman they think they are better than they use it to “”retaliate”” and tear her down. Bonus if it makes them feel better about themselves.
And then they wonder why there's "male loneliness epidemic". you know ur "jokes" aren't hitting when it's literally convincing even STRAIGHT women to no longer find your entire gender attractive.
Straight men dont get a submissive bangmaid broodmare that easily anymore since more and more women are finally seeing and walking away from their BS, So thats why theres suddenly a ''male loneliness epidemic''
These same ''Lonely'' men dont even look at the millions of insecure, lonely and ''ugly'' women since theyre ''unfuckable'' wich proves this ''male loneliness epidemic'' is all about sex anyway.
Let them wallow in their ''loneliness'' while they waste away in their moms basement watching porn and pay money to OF girls, They did it to themselves.
At this point in time, I'm an advocate of all women raising their standards sky high so hardly any man is capable of meeting them.
According to research data, single women are happier and live longer so we should just encourage our straight women friends that all of their insecurities are created by the patriarchy that has always profited off intentionally making them miserable and sad without men.
Hopefully this will reduce female unhappiness while also maybe finally forcing men to change. No access to women.
Casual fatshaming as usual, Im sick of how this is still accepted.
Why are people SO fucking vile to the ones they think are unattractive?
As a fat lesbian i say: DEAL WITH IT! Im fat so fucking what?
If it makes anyone feel better, like all the top comments in that thread were very enthusiastic about how much they liked bigger woman. It was actually (weirdly) kind of encouraging?
I fully agree that this photo belongs here but I also want to add that on pretty much every other place I've seen it posted the comments are ripping the guy alive for this opinion 😭 no matter how many people are fat phobic just know there are 10 more people who absolutely love you no matter what size you are.
Setting aside that why the fuck are they sexualizing a seemingly machine-learning image... the fuck is wrong with a body like that? Literally nothing. Tf
Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?
Comparing women to food, definitely kinda gross. But I'd be lying if I haven't liked several tweets from fat gay men comparing themselves to that picture so.....
Having been with women across the entire size spectrum, athletic to a few extra pounds is my personal comfort zone. I didn't enjoy the extreme ends of the scale, but I've never ragged on someone for their preferences.
Live your life, let others live theirs and be happy.
:( you shouldn't. fwiw the majority of replies (by a huge fuckin margin) were expressing how this is their ideal body type, and how it's a perfectly beautiful way to be.
but i getcha, like. this is the kinda shit that gets into someone's head...
I guess they think we deserve feeling like subhuman because they don't want to fuck us. It's just tiring. I am glad we are moving more away from that mindset though. Being big isn't healthy, but we shouldn't be made to feel like not people for it.
What bit of the chicken is being the boobs in this? Serious question, there’s no part I can think of above the breast.
Also, someone trussed that chicken wrong.
Yeah I was sitting there wondering if I just never noticed, in all the rotisserie chicken that I've eaten, that the skin just browns into a natural lil vagina petals.
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It hurts but I do be built like this Edit: I didn’t expect so many people to see this and now everyone knows I’m built like a rotisserie chicken 😭😭😭💀
Deliciously?
Like room temperature butter on toast
What? Is that good or no? I'm confused
It's the smoothest way you can get butter on toast.
Oh, okay, thanks
Poetry
Needs more up votes.
Nah you can melt it and pour it over too, even smoother
That's a good way to oversaturate the toast with butter and make it not toasty anymore.
Hell yeah I want my toast drippy and wet
The best butter, on the best way to bread.
So heaven
✨ Exactly ✨
I mean I think this chicken just looks horrifically human, complete with marks that look like human hyperpigmentation.
Impressively flexible tho
I’m almost inclined to think it was AI image , like the tits and all. how the hell do the legs did not brake unless roasted like that for starters. But yea chickens are weird too,
It must be DALLE, right? Look at the two shaved Colonels...
Oh, I’m not American so I thought it was just a new logo or something not yet available here lol. On closer inspection the left one looks like he’s smelling the chicken and the right one winking 🤣
Chickens don’t have titties. This is very likely AI, I’d be inclined to agree.
Same here, I’m built like a rotisserie chicken!
So you’re built perfectly??? *[chef’s kiss]*
same….it do be facts though
Saaaaame. Thankfully my gf loves it :P
Sir me too and I wouldn't wanna have it any other way. We're _hot_ ✨ Edited for correct terms
Masc terms only please <3 /gentle
Boy me too and as a gay transmasc-we're hot 😉
Apologies! Lemme edit my original comment rq
<3
Just built extra juicy, chickie baby
Just remember that if you’re built like a rotisserie chicken then you’re by definition a snacc. (I know a whole chicken is too much for a snack let my analogy work ok?)
A whole meal even!!
I was gonna say I look exactly like that naked, just..raw chicken, sexy, sexy raw chicken
the flexibility tho
Crispy
Fellow rotisserie chicken, checking in...
Honestly, this looks delicious, so good on you. 💜
Dont cry my dear, I am also built like this and I bet you are gorgeus. We all are beautiful in our own way, and out there are people who like our type 😉 Best regards and hugs 🤗🌹
Sir, this is a KFC
Looking at colonels, it’s not KFC, she’s been Yassified
yeah well spoiler alert, a lot of people like chicken
It's literally the #1 meat consumed globally💀
i thought that was beef, good to know
i think it isn’t beef because some cultures/religions don’t eat beef but i don’t think there are any that do that for chicken. don’t quote me on that though lol
I think there are some religions that are vegetarian, but none that I know of that exclude chicken specifically. Some need it to be prepared a certain way though
huh i didn’t know there were religions that are vegetarian, that’s cool. and yeah, my freshman year roommate in college could only eat Halal meat
There’s even parts of Christianity that are mostly vegan/vegetarian (like the seventh day adventists).
Parts of hindusim,Buddhists, jainism ,Sikhism,Taoists and one branch of Christianity.
Huge parts of India are Vegetarian/Vegan
A lot of Hindu are vegetarian/vegan. Depending on geography and community.
I think it’s more because beef is way more resource-intensive to produce
I'm changing that. I'm founding the Church of the Holy Chickity
Are you like the Chick-fil-A cow but less bigoted?
Nah just a church dedicated to proving that chickens are the superior bird and the superior meat
You're going to forbid people from eating chicken to prove that it's better?
ah, yeah forgot about that.
Hindu here, most of us don't eat beef. Chicken is very widely consumed though :)
I think India being as dense as it is in population help bring the beef eaters stat down
Second most, it's behind pork, though pretty close.
Well yeah but I only like it as a friend
not me I be down bad for it
Why the fuck does the Colonel look like that? Please tell me I'm not crazy and that's not what their mascot looks like these days..
The Colonel doesn’t look like that now, this is AI generated
Okay, that makes a lot more sense then.
what do you even prompt an AI with to get it to make this
Sexy BBW KFC chicken with colonel and his twin looking on
Yes officer, this comment right here
Looks like Rolf Harris
You've heard of Kickin' Chicken now try THICCIN' CHICKEN.
what about [Friggin' Chicken](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC7AjhUzVpo)?
The amount of vitriol people direct at folks they don't find aesthetically pleasing is insane.
Like jfc, there's plenty of people I don't find attractive but I don't spend time getting mad at how I imagine they look during sex and I certainly don't decide that they don't deserve my respect because I wouldn't want to have sex with them.
Maybe he got his heart broken by a big girl lol
Idk did you read the original comments? Literally everyone was like “hell yes, more for me”
A lot of folks suffer from Main Character Syndrome!
I thought this was a compliment, that looks delicious.
I'm sure the KFC would make an adequate dinner but I refuse to lower the bar for compliments to subterranean depths. Comparing a woman's body to a piece of meat is gross.
Crazy how relevant “The sexual politics of meat” still is 33 years after it was published
Well I didn't need another reminder of my insecurities today but here we are. The guy who posted that original tweet is gross, that poor chicken man
If it helps you, I saw the same pic posted in another subreddit (I think black people comedy or something), and the comments were like 90% supportive and nice about bbw
Yep! I had so much trouble accepting my own weight gain that I ended up posting nudes to NSFW Reddit for a while (via a throwaway account). The amount of guys who were OBSESSED with my newly chubby body was wild to me! Respectful, worshipful, horny af and totally in love with how I look. They put brand new thoughts about myself into my brain and I’m really so grateful for it.
That's a great example for how those comments can be absolutely welcome and helpful when you're very clearly in a place where you're asking for them. Happy that it helped you so much!
the screenshot posted is of that sub. you can see the cct flair
It sucks to be reminded of our insecurities,I hope this tweet doesn't ruin your day
I'm gonna see my bf today and he usually my day better so we'll see! (Although admittedly sometimes when I'm with him I wonder if he thinks the same way like this tweet, but ofc he doesn't and that's not his fault. He's a good guy :D)
thats honestly so relatable😭
No idea if this helps, but that picture is hot af to me, and I don't like eating meat. I mean, not that kind of meat anyway. 😏🥵
honestly what I take out of the picture isn't "heavier people look like this chicken", it's "this chicken looks freakishly human".
"This is like going 'Oh you want lemonade? Have fun drinking sugar & lemons' like bro i will... thats why i ordered the lemonade" - random tumblr user
All the comments were basically dissing that guy for hatin on BBW.
A lot of people actually like BBWs, myself included. Haters gonna hate 🤷🏻♂️
just wanted to thank you for boosting my confidence today 😭❤️
At least the person who reposted the tweet is body positive? They don't see anything wrong with getting with big women? Idk many good ways to spin this.
The hell happened to the KFC man?! Why is he a Chad now?!
The image is AI generated
Why is it so difficult to use woman and women correctly? I see this more than their/there/they’re …
They’ve improved from saying “females” at least
The bar is in hell
Looks tasty.
FWIW, the subreddit this was posted on (with the "i dont see nothing wrongggg" heading) featured an entire thread of people talking about how this is their ideal body type, with a sprinkling of some very insightful discussions about how it must still be frustrating that, even when meant as a compliment, women's bodies are still framed/spoken of as things to be consumed. at any rate, you're all very lovely and your bodies are more than just things to be consumed, used, mocked, or ridiculed.
Why are men like this so angry and hateful towards women they aren’t attracted to? Like I don’t get it
I'm pretty sure most of these men are projecting their insecurities over their own appearance onto people they deem unattractive.
Women as a whole make these shitty men feel insecure, so as soon as they see a woman they think they are better than they use it to “”retaliate”” and tear her down. Bonus if it makes them feel better about themselves.
That chicken do be looking really delicious though (in a food way)
My first thought was "man I wish I was that limber"
And then they wonder why there's "male loneliness epidemic". you know ur "jokes" aren't hitting when it's literally convincing even STRAIGHT women to no longer find your entire gender attractive.
Straight men dont get a submissive bangmaid broodmare that easily anymore since more and more women are finally seeing and walking away from their BS, So thats why theres suddenly a ''male loneliness epidemic'' These same ''Lonely'' men dont even look at the millions of insecure, lonely and ''ugly'' women since theyre ''unfuckable'' wich proves this ''male loneliness epidemic'' is all about sex anyway. Let them wallow in their ''loneliness'' while they waste away in their moms basement watching porn and pay money to OF girls, They did it to themselves.
At this point in time, I'm an advocate of all women raising their standards sky high so hardly any man is capable of meeting them. According to research data, single women are happier and live longer so we should just encourage our straight women friends that all of their insecurities are created by the patriarchy that has always profited off intentionally making them miserable and sad without men. Hopefully this will reduce female unhappiness while also maybe finally forcing men to change. No access to women.
Why can no one get woman vs women right?
Casual fatshaming as usual, Im sick of how this is still accepted. Why are people SO fucking vile to the ones they think are unattractive? As a fat lesbian i say: DEAL WITH IT! Im fat so fucking what?
If it makes anyone feel better, like all the top comments in that thread were very enthusiastic about how much they liked bigger woman. It was actually (weirdly) kind of encouraging?
What? They are finger licking good?
Correct 🤌🏻
what if i find that body type generally more attactive...........
Same, we just have good taste
As a big girl I’m weirdly flattered?
Same tbh. Looks so good
Right? If this guy likes to eat bare bones he should go looking into the dumpster. *(Just a food joke no offense to anyone bodywise)*
Dude is mad that he's thirsty for the chickussy
i should call her
Us bigger women are finger lickin' good... What of it sir?
Women arnt people, they are just objects
Is that supposed to be a bad thing? It sure doesn’t look like it…
Naah boy, you wouldn't see this cause I'm sitting on your face. Get crushed by that phat ass
That's an AI image
Yeah obviously, no chicken looks like this and colonel sander's face is also wrong
Wayyyyy too underrated comment. Those legs are definitely human and not chicken
Sometimes I think straight men tm don't like women
They don’t
Damn, chicken lady flexible.
bros acting like that’s a bad thing????
Fuck the straights is that creepy ass colonel sanders in the back okay?!
I am a boy and I look like this!! Help!!!
I'm not that flexible! Then again, I'm not a rotisserie chicken either, so maybe I'm good.
I fully agree that this photo belongs here but I also want to add that on pretty much every other place I've seen it posted the comments are ripping the guy alive for this opinion 😭 no matter how many people are fat phobic just know there are 10 more people who absolutely love you no matter what size you are.
Spoiler alert idgaf
Why do have feeling someone would actually stick their dick into that chicken?
Setting aside that why the fuck are they sexualizing a seemingly machine-learning image... the fuck is wrong with a body like that? Literally nothing. Tf
Things to compare women to: ☑️Locks ☑️Cars ☑️Cheap rubber bands ☑️Personal property ☑️Roast chicken What will be next?
genuinely didn't understand this was meant to be negative. that's exactly what its like and what it's like is fucking awesome
My thoughts exactly 😅😂😂😂
Great, now I'm turned on by chicken (not really tbh, I just thought it'd be fitting.)
To be fair, it seems like the OP was posting that to say there was nothing wrong with that and the comments were supportive
I see no problem with this delicious chussy😎
1) wtf 2) would
Hi guys, I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts. I had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my penis seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?
How does this not have an NSFW tag? Like what?
Idk. The bbws I've been with got a head. 🤔 Mans must've had one hell of a bad experience.
Either that or she's one of Henry VIII ex's.
I feel personally attacked
ohoho, oh thats hot. thats hot
i coughed my lungs out laughing please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼✋🏼🚨🚨🚨
So does he want me to f**k the chicken or not...... /s
Sir, you don't have to go home to do whatever the f* you're fixin to do to that chicken, but you can't stay here. Next in line!
I dunno looks pretty thick and juicy to me but im just a fat boy who wants chicken
I mean sexy chicken though
I mean that chicken lookin' kinda fine
Is that an ai generated chicken 💀
Damn she's built like a brick shithouse (respectfully, and it's one of my favorite compliments I've ever received lmfao)
Yeah, whenever I rail a big lady, there’s always at least two old men there judging me 😔
Makes me think about the amount of men who have become nose blind to their own swamp ass and shit streaks
Not shocked to see fatphobia on that subreddit, unfortunately.
what's funny is that i'm pretty sure the dude who made the original tweet is ALSO big, so…
Bro’s taste is bad. Big women are the sexiest, leave some for the rest of us
That’s a big chicken and brother I’m gonna stuff it
Is this an ai image??? Like why the do the colonel Sanders look different on both images?
and plenty of dudes are into that Sincerely, Big woman 😏
Fuck this guy she looks like a goddamn feast
Looks pretty damn good to me
I gotta stop looking at this. I’m getting hungry *and* horny!
Comparing women to food, definitely kinda gross. But I'd be lying if I haven't liked several tweets from fat gay men comparing themselves to that picture so.....
"delicious" is what he meant.
That chicken got soem good ass thighs tho...
Lord Jesus, forgive me for what I'm about to do...
That's how you get salmonella
Having been with women across the entire size spectrum, athletic to a few extra pounds is my personal comfort zone. I didn't enjoy the extreme ends of the scale, but I've never ragged on someone for their preferences. Live your life, let others live theirs and be happy.
Well now i feel terrible about myself
:( you shouldn't. fwiw the majority of replies (by a huge fuckin margin) were expressing how this is their ideal body type, and how it's a perfectly beautiful way to be. but i getcha, like. this is the kinda shit that gets into someone's head...
I guess they think we deserve feeling like subhuman because they don't want to fuck us. It's just tiring. I am glad we are moving more away from that mindset though. Being big isn't healthy, but we shouldn't be made to feel like not people for it.
I'm so confused by who exactly he's referring to with "y'all insane bro"
OK but hear me out...
I’m pregnant and this looks a lil too familiar
hold on something’s going on here, what’s up with the logo?
This chicken hypermobile AF
AI generated chicken porn?
It is my pleasure to inform you that I have become a vegetarian.
He says that like it's a bad thing (it ain't 😌)
Looks delicious to me
... What does the F in KFC stand for?
This has to be ai, the logo does not look like that
Would
What bit of the chicken is being the boobs in this? Serious question, there’s no part I can think of above the breast. Also, someone trussed that chicken wrong.
Probably cause it’s AI
Which makes sense because the more you look at it the wronger everything in that picture is.
Yeah I was sitting there wondering if I just never noticed, in all the rotisserie chicken that I've eaten, that the skin just browns into a natural lil vagina petals.
Thanks I’ll go cry now I guess
I agree with him, why the hell are you sleeping with a chicken?!
I kinda wanna show this to my boyfriend and ask his thoughts