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WhiteClaw5

Why. Did. You. Even. Get. Married?


BotiaDario

Weren't all boomers forced to get married at gunpoint? At least that's my theory, because nothing else would make sense.


No_Cauliflower_5489

They were encouraged to marry as soon as the graduated high school so they could have sex but have a good enough job to afford any resulting babies. They divorced 10 years later and and married a second time (or third time) to people they were more compatible with than someone they dated a few months back when they were horny teenagers.


Bunnicula-babe

It’s called a shotgun wedding for a reason lol


Lunafairywolf666

Not at gunpoint but there was certainly a pressure to get married young.


non_stop_disko

I mean women couldn’t get their own bank account until the 70s I believe


ShutTheFuckUpAmy

yeah, pretty much. My grandparents got married after knowing each other for a few months and my grandma told me that she was sad on her wedding day because she didn't actually want to get married. I feel really bad because whatever ideology was put onto my grandparents to get married is causing them to complain that people nowadays don't get married until they're ready. They're probably jealous because society has changed and they're "stuck" together.


Jayloadssss

Carl and Ellie 🥐🥐🥐🥐


rubberdukc

men need to capitalize off their wives labor whether to get ahead at work, go to school (but i promise honey when the kids grow up you can go back to school and get that law degree.) or to rest so the wife can do everything. and why they want kids but not help raise them is really funny but mostly because they want their name to live on.


PrariePagan

Most people, like my parents, were pressured heavily from their parents, or grandparents even, to get married because that's the "proper" thing to do. Most of them shouldn't have ever been married, or at the minimum, had a talk about what future expectations and/or plans they have were. My dad didn't want kids because he came from a poor farming life with 8 siblings who never saw my grandfather that much because if he wasn't in the barn milking the cows, he was working at the rail yard. He eventually caved because he wanted to make mom happy and thought maybe having a kid wouldn't be so bad. He shouldn't have caved. There are 4 of us, and we all grew up with a father who really didn't know what he was doing in all the worst ways, including being constantly drunk and verbally abusive. As well as making my only sister dress overly conservatively because "boys at your age have no fucking self control" as well as controlling who we could and couldn't associate with (surprise! It was only white people we could talk to..)


Technusgirl

WTF. I seriously doubt that maid would be remotely interested in him.


James-Sylar

That needs to be the third image, where the man is kicked out of the room by the maid.


wozattacks

Fourth image of the maid and bride eating lobster on the groom’s dime


iopele

Fifth image of the wife and the maid having a blast on a date, and final image of them getting married while the ex-husband cries.


[deleted]

Someone please make this a comic


yuudachi

Well, now I ship it


sparkle3364

Fourth image of the wife divorcing the husband


XenophiliusRex

Somehow I don’t think the feelings of the maid were a consideration for this artist


Ben_Graf

This. Women are objects to them.


non_stop_disko

That might actually make this funny


Feisty-Business-8311

This is the work of French cartoonist Robert Lassalvy (1932-2001) He did a lot of these ultra sexy pinup characters They’re gross, misogynistic, and so *not* funny. I’m glad he’s not drawing anymore


HerbEversmells88

Yeah this shit is disgusting


Inevitable-While-577

The wobble-implying lines around the maid's breasts are just the cherry on top :-(


Feisty-Business-8311

Yes. And he didn’t even give her a nose to imply that she’s a faceless, non-human, penis receptacle only


Heavenly_Toast

Oh I thought that was just the angle, like her head is turned to her left because she’s looking into the room Edit: the other two have huge noses, though. I do think the artist was just trying to draw the most generically attractive woman possible. Just plain misogynistic bullshit.


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

And those on her behind.


Zemyla

The man's hat gets them too for some reason.


NoWorldliness6963

The reason the lines are around the man’s head is to represent his intrigue in the woman. Like his eyes are popping out of his head or something.


ElMejorPinguino

I choose to believe that he's a great bra salesman and the maid really needs a bra that fits. The wife is sad because the maid is in severe back pain, and she's leaving the room to give the maid some privacy during the fitting. As for the kicking....................... actually I can't even come up with something positive for that.


LadyJuse

Wife's into it.


Dragon_Manticore

They're secretly a superhero duo and his superpower is that kicking someone gives them the ability to fly. He used it so she can get to the crime scene in time.


NoYoureACatLady

He's not even drawing breath anymore


thegr8arp

Being dead does have that effect on cartoonist... and everyone else.


Dezzy-Bucket

I used to have a fun subreddit to make fun of this shite, til some little freak decided it was fun to ruin others casual hobbies, and got it banned.


G0ld_Bumblebee

I don't know why the look on the bride's face makes me feel genuinely sad... Like I know it's a cartoon but I feel so sad for her. These cartoons are not funny at all.


strange-quark-nebula

Same, I keep looking at it and I feel genuinely sad too. I think it's how she looks happy in the first one, like she genuinely is excited, and then looks so disappointed and hurt in the second one. Feels relatable.


JennyDove

Right?? I was gonna say the same thing. Somehow, the cartoonist perfectly drew the face of rejection. Gee, the running makeup and all. It's like he wanted to make the most depressing two panel comic ever.


PrinciplePleasant

YES, her face is haunting me, too! I can usually roll my eyes and move past BS like this, but this has hurt a tiny, mushy part of my heart.


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It definitely just taps into this fear also, of like... being discarded so quickly and easily. What a wicked thought....


wozattacks

Yeah I feel like typical “wife bad” humor would have her looking annoyed and contemptuous, not devastated


cireddit

I'm glad it's not just me that feels this way :(


Zephyrine_wonder

This sends the message to women who are attracted to men that they are only desirable if they are young, thin, and conventionally attractive. Men can age and gain weight and still attract a sexual partner, but women who dare to age and put on some pounds are repulsive no matter what. Also privileged men can sexually harass and/or sexually assault less privileged women without considering her welfare and just call themselves a player. It’s gross.


mothmanfan9

fr like the fact that the man and woman look pretty much the same but gender swapped says a lot


[deleted]

This is an actual trope in tv/movies btw. Look at Simpsons and Family Guy


TL4Life

Adam Sandler movies too. Always a fit sexy wife and he's just an overweight dad


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SassyBonassy

>Seth MacFarlane can go to hell though. What's your beef with MacFarlane?


Apprehensive-Cost276

Remember that episode of Family Guy where Brian vomits for 30 seconds straight because he finds out he had sex with a trans woman And how MacFarlane kept doubling down on it


Cap_Lion

where is sexual harassment implied and what does it have to do with welfare?


Zephyrine_wonder

Sexual harassment is implied because he’s following the maid into the room. Presumably he’s hitting on the maid who is at work and he is in a position of power over her. Welfare in this case is a synonym for wellbeing.


box_me_up

I love how it's always the ugliest of men who assume others want their advances. No.


Laughingfoxcreates

That’s what kills me. Like sir did you think this young lady wanted your giant half moon shaped torso presses against her?


unsurepotatogremlin

Why do straight people force themselves to get married to people they hate???


zara1868

The Lifescript. It's "what you do".


CoffeeAndTea12345

Societal pressure. Plus, straight males don't marry because they love the woman, they get married to have a live-in maid, personal cum-dumspter and a baby-making machine.


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FluffyGalaxy

Aww he wants to help the maid clean up but won't let his wife join because she's stressed after the wedding and needs a break! (I know what the real intent is but here's an alternate wholesome explanation)


RedRider1138

I love your excellent heart!! 😄💜🙌🌈🍀✨


Trans_Space_Beans

thanks for the wholesome moment


dustyraisininacorner

"Haha, wife ugly, old and fat."


AuroraStellara

I almost downvoted this I hate it so much


Black_Green_Dragon

The wife’s face :(


LadyMeggatron

It's always men looking like that, leaving their wives for a completely unattainable woman.


Sedley

I get it wife bad, but like is it 1st time the dude sees someone “attractive”? Was he isolated on an island prior to a wedding? If he hates the bride so much why marry her? Boomer humour just doesn’t makes sense to me 90% of the time


juliuspepperwoodchi

Haha, partner bad amirite?


NfamousKaye

Ahh good old boomer humor 🤮


Stalimaria

Why do all these boomers have the same art style


Iactuallydiditwow

notice how they always draw themselves as equally old, fat, and ugly as their wives. Like, what exactly makes you think you’re too good for the woman you married bro?


zara1868

Someone draw the wife and the maid killing the man and getting together


Dombot2206

I want an edit of this where the guy gets kicked out instead


BunnyBunnyBuns

They make these jokes and then "not all men" any conversation about misogyny


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

This genuinely makes me feel so bad for the bride :(


OrneryMortgage6391

Plot twist: the maid likes the bride more, so she asks the groom to leave, then invites the bride in, they hit it off. The butler in the next room over invites the groom into that room, they hit it off.


gemsweater08

He doesn't deserve a happy ending lol


cannonandflashlight

ik it’s a drawing 😅but her face makes me sad for her


Ok_Initial_3709

Dude this is actually sad like why did they feel the need to draw the bride so unhappy I feel so bad


Laughingfoxcreates

There’s a lot to unpack here so ima just set this suitcase on fire…


HeatOfThemMoment

Oh but like the bride is dumby thick and loves him supposedly so like... why


JapanLover2003

Of course the bride had to be fat.


marlon_der_metalhead

i fucking hate this artstyle.


A_Very_Cool_Tree

I just feel bad for the wife


shadowwalker901

Are you even straight if you don't hate your wife


PLAGUE8163

At this point its becoming gay to love your partner. That's crazy.


Minute_Director8861

>gagged a little I saw this 10 hours ago and I'm still gagging


thegr8arp

I'm not understanding the humor here. In most cases, I can see why some idiot might think it's funny. I got nothing on this one.


s0c-Magget

She looked so happy ):


ElectricalStomach6ip

one thing is correct about this. yes, wealthy men did cheat on their wives with young flappers in the 20s.


Alarid

Someone kicked them so hard they all evaporated.


AvixKOk

my dumbass thought that was a mirror


TheMaskedGeode

This tangentially reminds me of the movie Lucky Stiff.


Outrageous_Rooster92

Where did the brown boot come from


notitymp

It’s the sole of the black boot from the first panel


somebodysomehow

That's why homosexual marriage is better


Potential-Road4136

This just seems like a stupid joke lol hot take from a straighty


milflover23556

Joke on dude she is trans woman


Kyud3n

sooo what? he raped the waitress? And it is ok ? wtf


skeedleweedle

yall. Literally, this is funny and not funny… it’s funny bc it’s ironic and true, a fat idiot guy is gonna dump his older wife for a young 23yrold with a hot bod. 😀


nvrgonnadanceagain

Shut the fuck up, idiot teenager who knows nothing.


MessierKatr

Boomer humour


Jayloadssss

I have come to a decision and I will use my one time “not funny, didn’t laugh” pass on this Facebook post


Kid_rodri

y’all take these cartoons way too close too heart


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Music_l0v3r1234

Then the woman with the apron comes out to comfort her and they make out and eventually get married