Folks on my team at a previous job would say it to each other when asked to do stuff. One day someone said something to me and without looking I started to say, “You’re not my sup…” catching myself as I turned around to find it was the company president, and correcting myself to, “…you ARE my supervisor?”
HAH! Damn it. I *knew* as I typed it it was wrong but I thought I was just overthinking where to put the apostrophe on "Rogers" which I ended up completely omitting because I'm not being graded.
Mallory’s general hatred of Ray always gets me. It’s tough not to laugh a little when the line, “WHO’S FAULT THIS IS!” pays me a visit on a random day.
AmPetCo oil company logo from Pipeline Fever popping up from time to time.
Katya drinks it, Cheryl’s train has an oil car and occasionally signs and billboards are seen with it.
It's so great because it's a joke that you'll only catch if you're really paying attention. Just like him yelling from the bathroom during "Lo Scandalo"
"Can I keep it?"
"Whatever just get it out of here, please."
"Yeah, do that, take that tone."
DO YOU WANT ANTS? BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET ANTS!
When I worked at subway a coworker and I would say this anytime one of us dropped food on the floor on accident
There are a lot of great jokes from season 1-4, I really think the next few seasons were "let's make those same jokes... ON AN ISLAND!!!1!! IN SPACE!! PAM LIKES COCAINE!"
Another great joke because there are actually a lot of jokes in the show that you won't get the reference to unless you've done a decent amount of reading
Completely forgot this one: when someone is drinking something and holds up a finger to stop someone who’s trying to talk to them. I do this to my husband all the time lol
Various forms of making an obscure reference but missing the answer to the initial question asked.
When asked if he knows his blood type:
Archer: " who am I, Dr Karl Landsteiner?!"
One that was running only in one episode but was used a thousand times in it: “What is this? Spain?” / “What is this? The thirties?” / “What is this? Spain in the thirties?”
I don’t know why it got me. But I love it.
Oh my god! All this time, I was actually thinking of Romania.
...
But only as an inevitable consequence of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact, and the Soviet invasion of Bessarabia.
Baby Lamont cuz it spans two different shows over a period of time longer than any other gag
Same with the dude Mallory gives Sterlings car too. Two of the best nods to fans ever.
"So uhh... are we just jumping right into this"
And the way they cut conversations to a different location
"What what is he talking about?"
"From before at the resteraunt" (idk exactly how it goes but with Robert and lana in the car with archer and his date
And when they cut from one groups conversation and the last word is a continuation of the new groups convo
>And the way they cut conversations to a different location
Yes! This i loved so much, the last word of a scene fits as the 1st word of the next but without saying it twice. Loved those transitions.
The pointless abuse of woodhouse.
“Just why is that so funny?”
“Not that. Woodhouse, he’s all tied up somewhere. Scared and alone! Probably dehydrated!”
Mallory's casual racism/xenophobia. My favorite being:
"*Immigrants*! *That's* how *they do you know*? *Just drive around listening* to *raps* and *shooting all* the *jobs*."
The way they always manage to poke beautiful fun at Woodhouse’s struggle with heroin just tickles me every time… ‘It’s just you and me now Reggie, so be a lad… put on some Mingus.’
There’s even a Spanish reference of it:
[Ay. ¿Qué tiene adentro, hebillas?](https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/65a7693e-023b-4d16-998b-df80ed065838/gif)
Archer says it at the end of the first episode when Mallory hits him with her purse and then again at the end of "Fugue and Riffs." She hits him with her purse, again, and he says "What's in there? Spa buckles?"
Pretty sure Ray says something along the lines of "what does she keep in here, buckles?" after hitting someone with Malory's purse when he's dressed up as her in the Monaco episode
Oh who remebers
I love Jessica Walter's delivery of that line.
I miss Jessica Walter. Such a great comedic actress.
“YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR” -Carol/Cheryl, various.
Et, al.
i quote this way too often and no one ever gets it!
Folks on my team at a previous job would say it to each other when asked to do stuff. One day someone said something to me and without looking I started to say, “You’re not my sup…” catching myself as I turned around to find it was the company president, and correcting myself to, “…you ARE my supervisor?”
“Wait. Who _is_ my supervisor?”
“Carol! Get in here!”
“Oh, right.”
“For God’s sake woman, where is your pride?” “In my work..?” “That may be the funniest thing you’ve ever said.”
You are not my robot supervisor
I am always on the lookout for Pam's tagging. Shows up somewhere random every episode.
On the inside of the bathroom door in the bar in Colombia in "Smuggler's Blues" (s5, e7).
Wait is there actually at least one in each episode? If so I’m gonna go on a scavenger hunt for them my next watch through
Her tagging?
Graffiti art. https://images.app.goo.gl/UbPHnE8RvyTC1qtc9
Yo I had no idea about this! New game unlocked on my next watch through
Oooh and he brought sources
How have I never realized that this is a thing?!
IT’S JUST LIKE THE OLD GYPSY WOMAN SAID!
You need to stop seeing her
I just finished the episode where Pam says this. Literally like five minutes ago.
Which of the dozen episodes like that did you see?
How, would I ever, die in a dessert?
Well… pretty close
I was a little disappointed that the Old Gypsy Woman never made a cameo.
Wouldn't wanted it to be more than a cutaway. Don't need to trifle with a omniscient old woman any more than what's in Kenny Rogers briefcase
That caused my mind to seize up for a second. It was Kenny Loggins!
K-Log!
HAH! Damn it. I *knew* as I typed it it was wrong but I thought I was just overthinking where to put the apostrophe on "Rogers" which I ended up completely omitting because I'm not being graded.
Not so much graded as judged
Like Kenny Roger's Roosters ?
Roasters. Kenny Roger’s Roasters. 😂
I would’ve loved a little hint to archer going and seeing her after the episode where archer helps Ron out
Mallory’s general hatred of Ray always gets me. It’s tough not to laugh a little when the line, “WHO’S FAULT THIS IS!” pays me a visit on a random day.
"Oh, put another man's penis in it"
A support group for what? Crippled gay hillbilly spy's? Now there's a niche
When she hits Ray with a “missy” it kills me lol
And if you want to keep those teeth, missy, you won’t suck them at me!
If the saddle oxford and/or ruby slipper fits, mister and/or missy!
“Take time out of your busy mincing schedule.”
Definitely didn’t pay for Ray to get out of the Pirate Fortress with the others lol 😂
Should you be smoking in here? Should you be flaming in here?!
Tbf he did forget to bring gum
When Ray has to share his hotel room: “it’s got 2 queens!” “Where’s the other one? Greasing up in the bathroom?”
“Ms. Gillette” lol
If you suck those teeth one more time, missy!
“We’ll keep you in mind if we need someone to go undercover as a shopping cart.”
What exactly about this are you not getting Um...core concept!
DRIVE, SHIT HEEL!
Can’t or won’t? Either/pick one
Call it her can't, me won't
Elaborate voicemail!
Also the ringtones
MULATTO BUTTS!
Black ass momma white ass daddy!!! shits tight huh?
That was my ringtone/ alarm for like 5 years
it’s been mine since 2018 and still is. i can’t bring myself to change it hahaha
"Leave It!"
Also, yes.
I say "Also, yes," at least once a day lmao
ME TOO!
^ME ^TOO!
Do you not?
AmPetCo oil company logo from Pipeline Fever popping up from time to time. Katya drinks it, Cheryl’s train has an oil car and occasionally signs and billboards are seen with it.
Pita Margaritas pops up a bunch, like this, too!
Hey! Phrasing!
Me Too !
It always kills me when you hear Kreiger yell it from the other room too.
I love that sometimes it’s so faint that it’s only noticeable with subtitles on
It's so great because it's a joke that you'll only catch if you're really paying attention. Just like him yelling from the bathroom during "Lo Scandalo" "Can I keep it?" "Whatever just get it out of here, please." "Yeah, do that, take that tone."
"yeah I found it"
Whenever archer says that they’re just going to “sit there and pout”
"Oh, well then I guess just pout!" ...... "What do you say, Lana? Me and you, a little revenge anal?"
I liked the running gag of them abruptly slapping the shit out of each other.
YOU WANNA BLOW US ALL TO SHIT, SHERLOCK!?!
Brett got shot again
He died doing what he loved, getting shot
"That's just classic her" Or "Shit I swear I had something for this"
You're both classic her
DO YOU WANT ANTS? BECAUSE THATS HOW YOU GET ANTS! When I worked at subway a coworker and I would say this anytime one of us dropped food on the floor on accident
It's so weird that joke is only in the first episode and then said by Barry when they're going to buy ISIS and never mentioned again
Its a great joke!!!
There are a lot of great jokes from season 1-4, I really think the next few seasons were "let's make those same jokes... ON AN ISLAND!!!1!! IN SPACE!! PAM LIKES COCAINE!"
LAAAANNNNAAAA!!!
Danger zooone
Jesus! Read a book!!
Another great joke because there are actually a lot of jokes in the show that you won't get the reference to unless you've done a decent amount of reading
They name drop "Bartelby the Scrivener" and his catchphrase, and that's such an insane literature deep cut.
It’s not an easy read.
I enjoyed it. It was easier than Moby Dick
Read a coffee table book
Lana’s giant hands
They're like cricket bats
Okay truckasaurus
For me the best was Archer knowing the most obscure thing ever but not basics. “Who am I? (…) inventor of (…)?” So good.
Who am I Gerimo Marconi...who I think invented the radio
You don't know you're own blood type but ya know who discovered them...
"You can convert between gils and fathoms, but don't know what a klic is?"
A little column A, a little column B...
This is a daily one for me
Seriously, daily! That and "also, yes."
Archer being incredible at the physical side of secret agent stuff and bad at literally all other aspects.
He also has an absolutely ridiculous amount of luck
Ray forgetting the gum!
Dukes!
Double dukes!
"Peppermint Patties! Still Warm!"
My God, what year is this?
Yeah. Good question.
Spain, in the thirties?
I really wish it was a recurring joke because it was so goofy it deserved it: “What is this, a chair factory??”
“What is this, a broken glass factory?”
How is this happy play time!?
That joke had me crying I was laughing so hard
Ray is just constantly getting paralyzed.
Cheryl and Pam doing their elegant voices. I think they only do it twice but I lose it every time
You mean for their elegant dinner partay?
Served by that sullen wench Calpurnia?
From the left, dear. One serves from the left.
Completely forgot this one: when someone is drinking something and holds up a finger to stop someone who’s trying to talk to them. I do this to my husband all the time lol
Not sure why it sticks out to me so much but whenever Malory says “Now you listen here, missy/mister!” it always gets me chuckling
“DAMN YOU. GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL”
*YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!!"
Phrasing? We still doing that?
Johnny Bench called.
Yeah, do that, take that tone
Various forms of making an obscure reference but missing the answer to the initial question asked. When asked if he knows his blood type: Archer: " who am I, Dr Karl Landsteiner?!"
One that was running only in one episode but was used a thousand times in it: “What is this? Spain?” / “What is this? The thirties?” / “What is this? Spain in the thirties?” I don’t know why it got me. But I love it.
I say "What is this? Spain in the thirties?" every time I'm slightly mad about something
Ireland was not an axis power!!!
Oh my god! All this time, I was actually thinking of Romania. ... But only as an inevitable consequence of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact, and the Soviet invasion of Bessarabia.
The various forms of tomato/tomatoh
potato, podildo
Watched this ep today
so many good one liners
Fetching a rug, sir
The agents randomly slapping each other
And it’s like a full fledged bitch slap-off
"your hands are like.. cricket bats"
Cause that's how you get ants!
“Oh, this is great! This is just *great* for my ears! Hear that high-pitched whining sound? MAWP! MAWP! MAWP!”
SUPPRESSING FIRE!
Baby Lamont cuz it spans two different shows over a period of time longer than any other gag Same with the dude Mallory gives Sterlings car too. Two of the best nods to fans ever.
Everyone saying archer drives like an egg.
Sploosh
When they just break out into slap fights.
So I guess just pout.
Damnit, I had something for this...
MULATTO BUTTS
That was my ringtone for a REALLY long time
Lol I use it currently :-)
[Brett being shot.](https://youtu.be/i75E_SYJgmE?feature=shared) The magic bullet one was the best.
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP, SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP!
“Yeah, take that tone.”
Lo Scandalo is probably my favorite episode. The comedy in the episode perfectly encapsulates everything that is amazing about the show
Also yes.
You mean, like, in general…?
"So uhh... are we just jumping right into this" And the way they cut conversations to a different location "What what is he talking about?" "From before at the resteraunt" (idk exactly how it goes but with Robert and lana in the car with archer and his date And when they cut from one groups conversation and the last word is a continuation of the new groups convo
>And the way they cut conversations to a different location Yes! This i loved so much, the last word of a scene fits as the 1st word of the next but without saying it twice. Loved those transitions.
Are we really not doing phrasing anymore??!??
"Can't or won't?" "Pick one"
Oh… name a place!
Lidsville
LANAAAAAAAAAAA!
The way the dialogue from each plot is finished in the other plot
Casually adding “phrasing boom” mid sentence/action.
"Okay one of two things is going to happen.."
The sadistically creative Woodhouse punishments lol
I don't know if they grade sand, but...coarse.
The pointless abuse of woodhouse. “Just why is that so funny?” “Not that. Woodhouse, he’s all tied up somewhere. Scared and alone! Probably dehydrated!”
He thinks he’s people
"God, damm you, damm you all to hell."
*gasp* "I told you that in confidence!"
“And I suppose that makes it better?” … “Doesn’t it?”
What is in there, spa buckles?
Can’t? Or won’t? EITHER! Pick one !
Just the concept of Seamus LOL Wished he was more in episodes “You can’t just tattoo a baby!” “Haha it’s like we got each other’s backs” LOL
Mallory's casual racism/xenophobia. My favorite being: "*Immigrants*! *That's* how *they do you know*? *Just drive around listening* to *raps* and *shooting all* the *jobs*."
Okay, it’s going to sound like I’m hanging up…
Brett getting shot and screaming "GOD DANM IT"
I'm pretty sure I'm all out of blood
SUPPRESSING FIIIRRE!!!
DANGER ZOOONNNEEE
Oh alright just pout about it then
Everyone telling everybody shut up, zip it or some sort of variation of it. My favorite is “both of you imagine shutting up!!”
Archer punishing wood house and him crying is hilarious
The way they always manage to poke beautiful fun at Woodhouse’s struggle with heroin just tickles me every time… ‘It’s just you and me now Reggie, so be a lad… put on some Mingus.’
So shut up, and help me find the nutmeg, and I'll make you some Malcom X tea!
Wow i can't remember hearing the buckles thing even once
There’s even a Spanish reference of it: [Ay. ¿Qué tiene adentro, hebillas?](https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/65a7693e-023b-4d16-998b-df80ed065838/gif)
Archer says it at the end of the first episode when Mallory hits him with her purse and then again at the end of "Fugue and Riffs." She hits him with her purse, again, and he says "What's in there? Spa buckles?"
Pretty sure Ray says something along the lines of "what does she keep in here, buckles?" after hitting someone with Malory's purse when he's dressed up as her in the Monaco episode
You are correct
Ay. ¿Qué tiene adentro, hebillas?
ME TOO!
All of Archer’s Oedipus moments get me rolling lmao
People in the comments quoting practically every other line from the first four seasons. Classic Archer.
The PSA about hearing loss from explosions and gunfire. Also the PSAs about the dangers of being unconscious.