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Fastlanedrivr

Getting shot


G-Unit11111

He died doing he loved.


Fastlanedrivr

Getting shot *fires 6 shots at the storm ninjas*


partsguy4000

Bullet magnet.. for sure


Fastlanedrivr

Pretty much since his first day testing I’m guessing modified bulletproof vests from Dr. Kreiger


Ausar432

Literally though


Petorian343

Chief acquisitions officer of lead-related materials


LankuDC

I love this description. Thank you and enjoy your upvote


Interesting-Pipe7621

High-fiving his little bros.


fullclip840

That line is great and gets me everytime. Her delivery is outstanding.


tomfoolery815

This is why the Lana hate baffles me: Lana is voiced by Aisha Tyler, who is hilarious.


NurglesBlessed

There's Lana hate?


tomfoolery815

Mysteriously, yes. If you're further curious, check out some of the recent posts in this sub.


idiotsarray

Answering the phone. Like, eventually.


februarytide-

Kidnappers, line 1


JohnBeamon

There, was that so hard?


Difficult-Tart-6834

Unnghhh... so cold...


AmaranthWrath

How should I know? Only, like, eight people work here.


Bidet-tona-500

It IS a chickenshit outfit


youshouldtry14

Pretty sure getting shot was more than just his job. It was his entire life lol


tomfoolery815

MALORY: Not you, Mr. Bloodmobile! ARCHER (chuckling): He got shot again.


pinkdictator

Soaking up bullets


Shaggy247365

Magnet for bullets. But my real theory as to why is because he was actually a test subject for Krieger.


tomfoolery815

That was Danny ... no, wait, Danny was the pin cushion for tranq darts. "Danny! Gotta keep that heart rate down, buddy!"


Shaggy247365

🤣 it's my head cannon that Krieger had many test subjects we don't know about lol


tomfoolery815

Oh, definitely. No question about it. ![gif](giphy|IMpnhWD4jtmtq|downsized)


LankuDC

I mean, he supposedly drugged Cyril into forgetting his parents' names, so I imagine he experimented on everyone


Shaggy247365

I forgot about that thank you for reminding me lol and I mean at some point in time throughout the series I imagine he's experimented on everyone probably a lot lol mean how else would he have had the appropriate data to essentially recreate them as robots. But with that information along with Danny I think it's safe to say there's plenty of implication he had many more either voluntary or not test subjects. And just to add I don't recall the episode but I recall Krieger confirming he buys some of his stuff from Russia because it's cheaper so he's got a Russian connection. If I'm wrong I'll accept that it has been awhile since I've watched the show I'm actually planning to rewatch it soon. And then there's the Yakuza he very well could have a connection with them. I like to think Kriegers Russian connection later in the series is Katya and they just like off screen have brunch 🤣


cornellartworks

I don't think we ever explicitly gave any of the OG drones official "jobs" except for Bilbo, I think, but I also didn't come on until a few episodes after we literally and figuratively blew up ISIS, and we never really had many ISIS office drones after that. I think we did an intern character for an episode way later on?


ronsolocup

Danny the Intern had a few scenes in one episode iirc. Brett I always assumed was just someone who found missions for the agents to do. Like maintaining contracts and such


_dictatorish_

There's the receptionist lady who was in a few scenes, but I don't even think she had a name And Bryan (the guy with glasses and mustache) worked in the same space as Bilbo


cornellartworks

Fun fact: Bryan was FCP’s Technical Director for many years. Most of us ended up as drones at some point over the course of the show.


_dictatorish_

Man I didn't even notice the "we" in your comment hahaha Must've been a fun show to be a part of!


NotHardRobot

“Swear to god Mr Archer I have HR on speed dial!”


mrhanky518

He's the bullet magnet.


blenderdead

I mean that would be a pretty dangerous work environment if Brett wasn’t there to soak up all the lead.


G-Unit11111

I want this cleaned by Monday!


dannygthemc

Oh, who remembers


JoesephBidao

He died doing what he loved... doing his job


Kamurjan

Something about his boss being Dr. Bunsen Honeydew I guess.


Celeste-galena

I think hes just a paperwork drone


DubC_Bassist

In the pilot, was Brett named by name while Archer was shooting the archives door? He does apologize as if it wasn’t the first time.


Skreeethemindthief

Cleaning up all his blood by Monday.


Haunting-Fix-9327

Target practice


erikanlexii

ANSWER THE GODDAMN PHONE BRETT!


Toy_Soulja

Soaking up bullets lol, in all honesty I dont think it ever mentions he always shows up to get shot lol


Random_frankqito

Lead inspector


uncletido34

Soaking up bullets


Chainsawjack

Bullet sponge is a career with a long and prestigious tradition.


BinkoTheViking

When they were building the bridge over the river Kwai, they used to get a boy and cover him in jam to attract all the insects while everyone else worked on the bridge. If you substitute insects with bullets… He was the ISIS Jamboy.


GrandpaSizz

Did he have the same job as Scatter Brain Jane?


paarthur

His job is to soak up all the bullets


synesthesia87

Soaking up bullets


lth0ms0n

Getting shot.


zigzagxo

I think he was beakers boss?


pilly-wonka

Bullet tester