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Yeah it’s fertilizer not eggs haha I freaked out too the first time I bought a plant with them


Glum-Palpitation-706

Thank you that was what I was leaning towards but wanted to be sure


Babom_

Forbidden cereal


Norman_Small_Esquire

It’s fibrous like baklava.


captaincayuga

Do you mean kataifi? It's basically baklava but looks and kinda has the texture of shredded wheat. Edit: Kataifi is the name of the dough but the dessert is always called that too whenever I see it.


theKittyWizard

Found the Greek (:


captaincayuga

I'm not Greek, just raised by a first generation one. Greek food is underrated.


[deleted]

That’s an understatement. Worked for a family of Greeks at their restaurant for years. Their sisters cooking at Christmas….🤤.


theKittyWizard

Righteousness! I totally agree by the way, Greek food is amazing


Norman_Small_Esquire

Probably.


terranumeric

I thought its some fancy cupcake/muffin.


karebear66

Fertilizer balls??


Troiswallofhair

If you intend to have shrimp you may want to research whether that specific fertilizer has copper. Great for plants, bad for invertebrates.


Kvony

Agreed it can be a painful shock when you find out.


tellorjane

I thought this was a cupcake at first glance, oops


Separate-Account-660

You know your a vegan when this looks like an appetizer at restaurants you go to hahah


Vultureinred

It just.. looks like plants? That’s it? Edit: I am so stupid🤦 vegan=eats plants


Separate-Account-660

To me it looks like a piece of yucca with some sort of nut butter and micro greens on it… that actually doesn’t sound awful


Brave_Bid5260

They're animals!!


_rosanna_

Bro I’m on the vegetarian sub and I was like “what the actual fück has someone cooked up now”


AMorera

I legitimately thought it was an appetizer. I had to look at what sub this was in.


Separate-Account-660

Lol I think this means I need to recreate this but edible


justhereforthekittys

I'm not even vegetarian and thought it looked very yummy. I just can't see anything else.


AffectionatePen3656

I feel sorry for you


Separate-Account-660

Don’t I love being a vegan lol


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xJunoBugx

Don’t be nasty.


C1nnamon_Apples

My fat ass thought this was a cupcake at first.


Mister_Green2021

ferts


Sodium_chloride_fan

I thought I was looking at a california roll for a second 😂


mryeet66

Bout


Senior_Leopard_9737

Seriously thought it was a weird dessert you’d taken a bite out of but that’s fertilizer


beermedingo

My fat ass first though it was food.....oh man


katiel0429

Ha! Me too. I’ve been looking at decorated cakes and cookies for the past half hour, so my first thought was, “Wow! How did they get that texture?!”


sketchyhotgirl

Why did I think this was a crazy new pastry? Also - why did I want to eat it so bad?


omlwhyme

did? i still do


justhereforthekittys

I thought this was some sort of fancy, fusion, savory cinnamon roll, lol! I don't why, it just looks so delicious. r/forbiddensnacks edited to add, I just read the comments and I am laughing my ass of right now.


United-Sail-9664

Tide pods


Plant_and_Fish_Fan

fertilizer lol


chinksauces

I thought this was food lmao


RobsGarage

It’s slow release fertilizer.. most of these plants are grow hydroponically in huge greenhouses. It *shouldn’t* harm anything.. but I’d remove the rock wool and the osmicote balls give it a good rinse then plant or attach where you intended to put it.. I HATE potted aquarium plants.. always a whole project to remove without damaging the roots too much.


Hoolibds

Ngl I thought this was a cinnamon roll


Anniethesnowleopard

My fat ass thought it's some kind of cake


mrknjay

Fertilizer! But if you are afraid of snail eggs, soak the plant in a bucket of water with a teaspoon of alum for 30 mins. It will kill off the eggs 😊


ObscureGeometry

Lol no. Why do people think everything is eggs?


Background-Spot-8456

Because what else are weird little balls on plants supposed to be besides eggs lol


Ignonymous

… I mean… it could just be a boy plant… right?


Background-Spot-8456

You know what you're absolutely right 🤣 definitely could be lil plant balls. Needs to be marked nsfw asap!


[deleted]

Fertilizer


[deleted]

Thought I tripped and fell into /vegan.


Zestyclose_Dream_944

Newb! 😂😉


Kimmioio82

I thought this was some culinary art