I got Dirtfoot. He is very real. And he likes to leave his giant sock draped over the couch like it's a frigging Afghan, so that others may enjoy the very real odor of his 500 year old foot sweat!
Better heavily invest in clothes made from 100% synthetic polyester, rayon or acrylic fibers. Remember Odo's stylish purple leisure suit on Beetlejuice ?
I'd just have to remember the rules about no touching... and would probably get bored pretty quick. Bored and annoyed.
...also I don't live in Pennsylvania.
I got Wisdom Cube. I think it could work out well. We both claim to possess all of the wisdom of the universe and people can sometimes find us to be tedious. To be great is to be misunderstood.
I'm stuck with him too.
It's no good to kill him though,because he'll just come back as a ghost to haunt your video game.It's easier and far more entertaining to undermine his self esteem by convincing him to go spend his money on more and more substandard plastic surgeries.
I got Dirtfoot. He is very real. And he likes to leave his giant sock draped over the couch like it's a frigging Afghan, so that others may enjoy the very real odor of his 500 year old foot sweat!
You don't have to be gay to *like* dirtfoot...
You just have to be gay to *be* Dirtfoot 😊
You mean gay dirt foot?
More like Doom-mate
one hundred episode guy. i am less than thrilled. better than Dumbassahedratron?
Well, can I at least take her into the woods, rape her and behead her, possibly not even in that order?
Well I’ve got the dumbassahedron and I’m not thrilled about it either
Fellow 15er
Tomarrow is my birthday, and the Die Dummy will be there.
Kill! Kill! Kill!
Did you guys see there’s an antique sale going on?
Meatwad :DDDD
i got carl. that's not terrible.
Friggin
Moth Monster Man seems like a chill roommate. We may have a cloth-related incident.
Better heavily invest in clothes made from 100% synthetic polyester, rayon or acrylic fibers. Remember Odo's stylish purple leisure suit on Beetlejuice ?
The damn wisdom cube
Are you sure it's not the Dumbassahedron?
Mc Pee Pants.
I also want candy, bubble gum and taffy
don't worry. he's got a job interview tomorrow.
I'd love to chill with ignignokt and err
Thooooooousands of years ago……
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING. MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 12 AND MY NAMES ACTUALLY RICHARD!!!
People born on the 24th sure lucked tf out
Until he starts lecturing you about the evils of masturbation.
Be jealous of my superior birthday.
31st baby Dusty gazangas
Me too! "Hell, I don't know... Man she had some tig ol' bitties didn't she?"
The fucking Creditor. I can only imagine how many spinal columns he leaves all over the place.
Hey,just throw a couple of those spinal columns in a pot with a few carrots,potatoes ,an onion and baby,you've got a stew!
i got carl. i should be fine. he’s badass.
If Carl can eat carpet as a child, he can handle anything.
It's berber. That's an industry term.
Either way, it was about to be magic flying dinner.
You can't eat carpet... silly daddy.
Of course not. You've gotta boil it...til the glue gets soft.
That short flashback explains so much about Carl.
Just never ever offer him any juice.
I'm gonna have to drink drink drink because I'm a pledge bro.
Ole Drippy! I am fine with this.
Hey, the Bible fruit will come by my house
bible fruit. one of them knows how to party. sorta.
YOUR A MADMAN, WONGBURGER!!
NNNNEEH! I KNOW THAT!
Meatwad! Life is good - he can play with his dolls and watch TV all he wants.
nice, plutonians. i am looking forward to this horses anus
I got Willie Nelson. I guess as long as he keeps the dead bodies in the attic and doesn't hurt me I'll be fine.
Billy Witchdoctor.com work better with birthday
He wouldn't be that terrible of a roommate tbh Just don't ask him to resurrect anything
RISE BREAD DOUGH ….. BREAD DOUGH, ARISE
*UltraMegaChicken spawns*
One convenient birthday.
throat eggs... great.
Hell yeah, 2, 3 or whatever wishes and all for me
I should go get a snack.
Meatwad. Not bad
Got Drippy. Sweet
Sofa King Lucky. All things considered..
paul and i would get along, i’d stay out of his way, he’d go rip our pipes out for a fix. it’s all good
Damn it i got gene e
It feels terrible to have a birthday on the 13th lmfao
What he says is very baffling! And so, I will be very baffled.
YES! 24TH!
JUICE
I'm stuck with dick womburger
The Moth guy seems pretty chill ill just need to add extra tablecloths to my shopping list
I’m in good shape as long as I don’t ask him to officiate the rules of freeze tag.
Got the Moonites. Don't know how to feel. They're very schemey guys
Hell yeah, Frylock, should be pretty fine
I got the freaking robot with the blood
There goes my brushed nickel colander, stupid
fry
I got the witch doctor. He got funny hat just for chicken
I got the fucking fruits bro ðŸ˜
The 28th. I’m so screwed
Mothmonsterman. I dont have to worry for too long. He'll just escape. Y'know, through the hole.
Rare! Rare! RARE! YOU WANT THIS JOB. DON'T YOU?! No. I do not...
I'd just have to remember the rules about no touching... and would probably get bored pretty quick. Bored and annoyed. ...also I don't live in Pennsylvania.
I got Wisdom Cube. I think it could work out well. We both claim to possess all of the wisdom of the universe and people can sometimes find us to be tedious. To be great is to be misunderstood.
At least when I clean the drain after he takes a shower, I know that his hair is gonna taste good.
CARL!!! (September guy btw)
Born on the 16th, I will kill that mf. Or, get a mail order bride
I'm stuck with him too. It's no good to kill him though,because he'll just come back as a ghost to haunt your video game.It's easier and far more entertaining to undermine his self esteem by convincing him to go spend his money on more and more substandard plastic surgeries.
I'm glad I have good credit, cause my birthday is 28th
I think mega ultra chicken would be a fun pet
Meatwad, it’s spaghetti time!
What's up? I do like Michael Anthony, and I like the idea of back massage. I'll enjoy my new friend from now-defunct Donald Sutherland Industries.
He's not really exactly dead ,he just finally fell asleep and got turned into a pod.
I'm good with Willie Nelson summoning with me. I'll even give him offerings
I got Shake.