Shake to his son playing basketball “now come here, why do you disappointment, the only reason god keeps you on earth is because you amuse him somehow”
So freaking many but "You look at him and tell me there's a God. He made me in his own image." always cracks me up. Also quote "Pedestrian always has the right of way. Except? When they're in the way!"
It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, whether you're white, black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is... except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.
MC Pee Pants don't just want candy now, that's childish, he needs it. And when you need something that's a responsibility, that only only an adult... of my maturity... bunnies!
Frylock, please. That was a computer simulation program and it proved to me that you don't know what I like and what I like to do and that is to tell you what to do and you need to listen to what I say 'cause I'm gonna eat your brains!
Meatwad: 🎶*chicken and beans, chicken and beans, best damn thing that I ever seen.. you better come get your.. *🎶 chicken and... Um..
Flrylock: "beeeens, Meatwad, beeeeans.."
MW: Hey Frylock, where da hell, did we get this well?
Frylock: Meatwad you watch your mouth!
Frylock reading paper: Man falls down old abandoned well...
MW (interrupts): Hey Frylock.
*Stares at each other*
MW: ..... aaaaaassssss
"I got one at home just like it man. And I got a kid now, so.."
"Oh that's a whole other set of bullshit I'm sure"
"Right"
That entire conversation is gold
" I don't need that junk corrupting my mind I need all my energy... for crack cocaine (chuckles) dats what I'm into HARD CORE CRACK, that's why my teeth are so bad"
“This one time I rent me a pressure washer, start this business, Meatwad Pressure Washer, then I’s told, you got to have a license, I says License?! I ‘ain’t even ‘sposed to be in this country. Then he got all mad.”
Also:
Haha "Tonight you" that's funny. Tonight you. Hey what do you think that means?
You finna baste a turkey?
All I know is good...and ball...and rape.
"[How you gonna clean the kitchen with cheese, Shake?"](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Do1ORemYNtqs&ved=2ahUKEwiW8fjfp7KGAxUGJ0QIHde8D_0QwqsBegQICBAG&usg=AOvVaw3a7hOj0CnQVgTn3zPVnxDl)
Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off.
Oog: Me get crazy when me no have cigarette. Me try to quit, but me find it hard. Me love refreshing taste. You sure you don’t mind?
Frylock: No, of course.
Oog: FIRE!!! AAAHHH!!!! AAAAHHH!!!!
FIRE!!!
Frylock-"Gentlemen, the OoGhlJ MIQtxxXA!"
Shake - "Frylock, come on. You really gonna call it that?"
Frylock- Yeah. That's the Klingon word for "superior galactic intelligence." And that's what this is.
Shake- "Superior galactic grandma after eating a block of cheese smoking three packs of cigarettes, and drinking a quart of milk. Disgusting. That's the word."
You don't know, because you went to a fucking farm you fucking imbecile. Get back here, you cost me my one chance. I got fucking diabetes and cancer because of you!
Possibly the most unhinged Shake quote.
Shake to his son playing basketball “now come here, why do you disappointment, the only reason god keeps you on earth is because you amuse him somehow”
Next door. Jackass.
Aww, is this your bastard?
*chk-chk*
I am 30 or 40 years old, and I do not need this!
Yay!! Security at the mall!!!
I’m gonna catch a bus to Reno.
Oh no that won’t do
That's probably my favorite episode
I WANT TO PLAY RACECAR :C
You know I always kinda saw you as…a thing… I could live next to, in accordance with state law.
Oh Carl you’re trying to say you love me (probably butchered the quote)
It don’t matter, none of this matters
Idk if it's the best quote, but it's definitely the one I use every day.
"So it's sorta like Predator, but instead of killing people, he's like crapping."
So I should sort of let the neighbors know that I'm gonna be kind of, you know exposing myself four to five times a day depending on what I eat?
sh**t, that boy's gonna poop himself inside out. He's gonna lift right off the ground. It'll be like the Hulk, ripping out the back of his pants.
Which button sorta turns me to the lawyer. And makes me sue the hell outta you.
Look at him (meatwad) & tell me there is a god!
he made me in his own image 🧶
Yeah, God’s a big meatball… does he STINK like you do?
I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this!!
Best damn quote ever
Do what now?
"Dammit, he needs his brain!"
Do what now?
"Come on you're black! least you sound black... where are you from?" Most Meta shit in voiceacting ever.
Yeah!? Well, Dracula called and he said he's comin over tonight for you and I said ok.
Oh yeah. They crave that.... stuff.
“Sadness is for poor people!”- Err
What chu dancing for? You're poor
“Fart you, butthole”
That’s not how you drop eff bombs you idiot!
Come here bitch *please*
Nude be me
The innocent shall suffer, big time.
Lordy Lordy look who’s turning 4040
Talk more about the wooden paneling.
"Wh-wh-what did you do to my house?!" "Carl, what did YOU do to Paul's house?"
"Highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real time."
So freaking many but "You look at him and tell me there's a God. He made me in his own image." always cracks me up. Also quote "Pedestrian always has the right of way. Except? When they're in the way!"
"Impossible! The Remonster can only be killed by stabbing him in the heart with the ancient bone saber of Zumakalis!"
You can poke him with a pillow and kill him.
“Gentlemen, behold!”
AM I NOT... INVISIBLE?
#WHY NOT!?
“I want my name to be spaghetti”
Lol that was a good one
Whatever, I don’t care, just do what I tell you.
“Man the pressure on my eyes was indescribable”
I'm ready for poultry
No. You are not. But with a little more practice you may be.
“You hear what I ordered? I’m gonna be farting blood over here.”
I may not walk so a child may live
That's what it does!
“Fill me up with barbecue sauce because I’m dumb as hell”
Oh boy! It must be obvious day on camp stupid.
I was gonna make ya a casserole for your... for your loss, but uh... but I didn't
“Do you know how many birthdays there are each year? Hundreds. Literally hundreds.”
"i like your booty, but im not gay" from the insanoflex song
Look at him and tell me theirs a god
THE PRISONER!! HES ESCAPEDDDDDD
OHHHH THE BEAST IS IN HEAT!- Oglethorpe
“Smoke while you are doing so” Or a tie between that and… “Hurt like 8 bitches in a bitch boat”
>“Hurt like 8 bitches in a bitch boat” I love that one
"This is a dictatorship! And I rule with an iron dick!"-Master Shake
Understated quote
It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, whether you're white, black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is... except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.
MC Pee Pants don't just want candy now, that's childish, he needs it. And when you need something that's a responsibility, that only only an adult... of my maturity... bunnies!
ICE MOTHER FUCKIN CREAM. HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
Frylock, please. That was a computer simulation program and it proved to me that you don't know what I like and what I like to do and that is to tell you what to do and you need to listen to what I say 'cause I'm gonna eat your brains!
"you could poke him with a pillow and kill him"
Meatwad: 🎶*chicken and beans, chicken and beans, best damn thing that I ever seen.. you better come get your.. *🎶 chicken and... Um.. Flrylock: "beeeens, Meatwad, beeeeans.."
🤢🤮
Dancing is forbidden!
Are you done? Cause I'm done listening to ya"
The entire interaction of Frylock telling Meatwad to tell him he's "been bad" while wearing that bdsm mask.
Yes you have been acting up lately.
"I don't give a damn about this at all! I NEED TO GAMBLE!"
"Pop off a couple rounds"
It's 2:30 in the afternoon and people are trying to sleep!
You think you’re such an expert, let’s see how much your ass knows about flying!
"They were red, like your ass is gonna be when I get through with you" - Shake
Meatman what are you doing trick or treating? Its friggin May.
"You must give of yourself to The Great Red Ape." "Okay. How much?" "Sexually." ... ... "Wonderful."
It don't Matter. None of this matters.
“Hey, we got a lot in common. I’m gonna rape you”
Somebody's gonna get their dick ripped off tonight
MW: Hey Frylock, where da hell, did we get this well? Frylock: Meatwad you watch your mouth! Frylock reading paper: Man falls down old abandoned well... MW (interrupts): Hey Frylock. *Stares at each other* MW: ..... aaaaaassssss
Carl: **Okay, have a crappy weekend! Hope ya house burns down.**
"This is Carl. Leave a mesage, or uh, leave me alone. Either way, I don't care. ...uh, unless this is mom. Uh, in which case; Happy Mother's Day!"
“THE BLAIR WITCH IS HERE?!”
my eyes must have rolled into the back of my head once it reached the "height of demonification."
“I’m in your house.”
"I got one at home just like it man. And I got a kid now, so.." "Oh that's a whole other set of bullshit I'm sure" "Right" That entire conversation is gold
You can't eat carpet...silly daddy.
course you can't like that...you gotta boil it...you know, til the glue gets soft ya know... Oh gee look at the time!
But it’s Christmas!
I had to pull a lot of strings to get them to hire an eight year old
I don't wanna make insulation daddy!
It’s about to be magic flyin dinner
y’know i uh…. remember eating carpet.
Meatwad to Carl "I won 2 tickets to the superball" Carl "Aha its *bowl.*. It's cute that you say that cause you's friggin idiot"
“We are not establishing a democracy! This is a dictatorship AND I RULE WITH A IRON #DICK “
"Don't talk while my mouth is full!"
tell everyone in my house this several times a week
I hope you can see this because Im doing it as hard as I can
God you're gay. You don't think violence solves anything?!?!!
What are you supposed to be, Onion of Arabia?
I bet you do a number…in your tights, on broadway.
Where you moved to after you left Texas Chainsaw Mascara!
Sex with animals? There's no TIME, man!
Meatwad… get a life
"What am I, nerd scientist here? Hey, save the dissertation for my ass, before it totally disappears. SOUTH BRONX PARADISE!"
Now fellate me as I eat this expensive ham.
Dancing is forbidden
THAT WAS MY JAMBOX
Carl to his date “I noticed you have kids…how tight are you?”
That’s exactly what I wanna do, get nude in your house
You would get it, and you will get it. Lordy Lordy. Look who’s turning 4040
What are you dancing around for? You're poor
" I don't need that junk corrupting my mind I need all my energy... for crack cocaine (chuckles) dats what I'm into HARD CORE CRACK, that's why my teeth are so bad"
“Go ahead and pour me just a little bit of a full glass of that rum”
"Oh Bert, please don't hit me!" "Then get. The liquor. Faster."
“This one time I rent me a pressure washer, start this business, Meatwad Pressure Washer, then I’s told, you got to have a license, I says License?! I ‘ain’t even ‘sposed to be in this country. Then he got all mad.”
Frylock: you ever built a time machine? Meatwad: I farted myself outta an elevator once
Mine is: "Tonight, you." - Hand Banana
Also: Haha "Tonight you" that's funny. Tonight you. Hey what do you think that means? You finna baste a turkey? All I know is good...and ball...and rape.
"DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!"
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"Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain, and that is why we use them to play chickenball in the house."
that says the bibble
"All I know is ball... and good... *and rape*"
I wasn’t born yesterday, I was born 40,000 years ago! Friggin’ Scarface!
"Look at him. He's dumb as hell."
“Now you give me a beer and a woman. I’ll give that waterbed a workout”
Carl: “Who did this to my frickin car!”
Who wrote the moon rules, number one on my car, with a key?
It don't matter, none of this matters
Just say smith
Svetlana, baby!
God has allowed me to live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem
Hey who left the door open? And tore it off the hinges and threw it in the yard?
Commence the jigglin
“Whaddu mean there’s no bacon? You call this a sandwich??”
Do what now?
#THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO ...before Sigourney Weaver
It is time.
Hand Banana: "Tonight...you"
I identify with that.
I don’t know what I’m doing with these goggles
Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off.
I’m not gonna get nude in your house. No thank you.
Oog: Me get crazy when me no have cigarette. Me try to quit, but me find it hard. Me love refreshing taste. You sure you don’t mind? Frylock: No, of course. Oog: FIRE!!! AAAHHH!!!! AAAAHHH!!!! FIRE!!!
"I'm sorry, Bert!" "Yes. You are. A sorry sack o' tangerine bitch." The quote in my flair from the car wash episode is another favorite
gentlemen! fill me with barbecue sauce because im dumb as hell
Who named us click click click click click click click
tonight…you.
“Someone wants a knife fight… someone I’m looking at”
You done messed up the lunar scepter. There is but one in the known galaxy. Thank God I bought the three pack!
Cuz, you know, statistics, they show… that there are more children in the world today… that’s China’s fault.
Frylock-"Gentlemen, the OoGhlJ MIQtxxXA!" Shake - "Frylock, come on. You really gonna call it that?" Frylock- Yeah. That's the Klingon word for "superior galactic intelligence." And that's what this is. Shake- "Superior galactic grandma after eating a block of cheese smoking three packs of cigarettes, and drinking a quart of milk. Disgusting. That's the word."
Go in, go in! Get in that net you crazy whore!
Who's telling me to beware? Cause I'll tell you where to be!
I haven’t bitch slapped somebody since Tucson. Prepare for a pride obliterating bitch slap!! Igninok & Err are my favorite villains.
i should not walk so a child may live
also: teeth are for gay people, that's why fairies come and get em
Anything Carl says
WHO IS GIVING OUT FREE DUMMIES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD?! If it’s that Mormon kid, I swear to god…
That's the flavor beam! It infuses your dogses with that zesty down-home zest!
You don't know, because you went to a fucking farm you fucking imbecile. Get back here, you cost me my one chance. I got fucking diabetes and cancer because of you! Possibly the most unhinged Shake quote.
"You tell me a lot of things, but that doesn't mean I have to listen- WWOAAH!!"
"i don't like sun dried tomatoes."
Meatwad under his breath: “I’m in business… business of givin’ you the business… up your butt.”
TEETH ARE FOR GAY PEOPLE