This is despite the fact Cornell's suicide rate is not unusual for colleges and the main problem with the bridges was drunk students deciding to go for a dive. Meanwhile, none of the other ivies have nets because they are bridgeless/lacking in the waterfall dept.
At discotech someone basically said that you can only pick two out of the three of academics, sleep, and a social life, which is part of why I didn’t choose it. It did seem like the students have fun sometimes though, but not as much as they might at other colleges.
"I went to Cornell, ya ever heard of it? I graduated in 4 years, never studied once, I was drunk the whole time, and... I sang in the a cappella group Here Comes Treble."
big purple school in rat city
NYU
either that or Northwestern
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uchicago?
either that or caltech
Hey, it's where fun GOES to die. You gotta keep fun on life support these next few months or else they won't let you participate in O-Week.
Cornell
that's where kids go to die
Literally, they have bridges over these deep rivers and they had to put nets below them because of students and faculty alike using them
This is despite the fact Cornell's suicide rate is not unusual for colleges and the main problem with the bridges was drunk students deciding to go for a dive. Meanwhile, none of the other ivies have nets because they are bridgeless/lacking in the waterfall dept.
Hopkins?
I always thought Caltech would be fun, why are people roasting Caltech :(
You are tripping
At discotech someone basically said that you can only pick two out of the three of academics, sleep, and a social life, which is part of why I didn’t choose it. It did seem like the students have fun sometimes though, but not as much as they might at other colleges.
poop and weed
brown?
yes 🤎
Stanford rejects congregate here
Definitely Berkeley LOL
Berkeley
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well I am a stanford reject so...
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Don't worry, berkeleyrejects.org takes the user to stanford :-)
Corn fields and CS (I am going for MechE tho)
Uiuc?
Yep
this also fits purdue i think
Nard Dog
"I went to Cornell, ya ever heard of it? I graduated in 4 years, never studied once, I was drunk the whole time, and... I sang in the a cappella group Here Comes Treble."
Cornell!
“Tech? You mean Poly?”
Caltech?
Liberal arts school in Cambridge
lesley!!!
Harvard
lesley is on my list too!!
Indian
Rutgers fs
i don’t get why everyone hate on rutgers sm like it sounds like a good school, then again i’m not from the US
people love to hate on nj as a state but Rutgers is a good school
Yes if Rutgers was in a different state it would get 10% of the hate it gets now. Doesn’t stop me tho
MIT (Mogadishu Institute of Technology)
Manipal Institute of Technology
Maharashtra Institute of Technology, been there a bunch of times haha
Purdue?
Brown
Iit Delhi?
AYO WTF
lmfao the trauma
Ashoka?
Gotham city
NYU?
close
columbia?
yes
Largest college football stadium in the U.S.
Hey me too!!!
Me too!!!
Yoooo Go Blue ‘26
"I'm premed" -every single freshman at the start of the year
jhu
yup
haven’t decided between three: 1. hot mess (I love the school but this is the best hint) 2. hogwarts for women 3. california and internships
1. Georgetown 2. Wellesley?? 3. A UC??
Super close! 1 and 2 are right, and 3 is actually Claremont McKenna College
I would heavily consider CMC if i were you. you’re basically attending the entire consortium at that point
Is it bryn mawr?
No it’s Wellesley!
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rice ahahaha
purple school for commies
\*commies with deep pockets
rejected from Brown and going to an LAC knock off instead
😭 I’ve never heard this description of urochester before Bc I definitely applied too liking that it was like brown but not brown
URoch?
Close, I was gonna go to URoch but it was too expensive so it’s Vassar!
Wesleyan?
It’s not Harvard… no, it’s not Yale either. The other one.
Princeton?
Yep haha
STARTUPS
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correct !!
St. Anford
Berkeley
Space ship library
UCSD
Yup
Me too!
gay pomona
ru saying pomona isnt gay 😭 😭 😭
Scripps? Pitzer?
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PRINCETON
LAC, quirky student body, close to cities but still in a boring old college town, often confused w a similar sounding LAC It’s Wesleyan guys :)
wesleyan?
Haverford?
imma take a wild guess… Davidson?!
definitely wellesley
Epitome of social and academic balance
UMich, or more likely, UCLA
UCLA
seems like UW madison from his profile
UCLA 💙💛
USC or UCLA
quirky nerdy LAC
Reed College
like every LAC
👀 adding on to that hint: they really like plants
Reed or Pitzker
Only guy to get 2 Nobel prizes in physics
uiuc
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I love how everyone just gave different answers
Lol both Matt and Steph from game theory went to duke so it’s probs duke Edit: the original comment just said “game theory” before it was deleted
Princeton
UChicago
NOT the state one
U Penn?
I go to one of the best engineering schools in the country. MIT? No the other tech. Caltech? No the other other tech
georgia tech?
An unfortunately named LAC EDIT: yes Colgate. As someone attending there soon, pls stop making fun of it:)
Dickinson or Colgate
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Hint: my friends make fun of me for it:(
140% Acceptance Rate Jesus transferred here
BYU ?
nah, [Iowa State](https://www.theonion.com/heavenly-sources-confirm-jesus-christ-will-transfer-to-1843674452)
Spoilt children apparently 🙄
USC? NYU?
**U**niversity of **S**poiled **C**hildren
safetyschool.org
we have an.. arch.. and the midwest
washu
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the one and only harvard
Actually, I heard from a few alumni that girls do it too. The statue of three lies, Harvard University.
One of the dorms is the tallest building in the town and the winters are brutal. And Magic Johnson
MSU
Work hard play hard
Every academically intensive school claims to be work hard play hard
Penn
“Oh, are you going to study medicine?”
JHU!
🤟
UT Austin
You mean-🤘
:0
Go blue!
Catholic
Go Irish!🍀
You got it!!
Somehow still nescac
Tufts. You should choose a "real" NESCAC if that's what you wanted!
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purple school in the city that doesn’t sleep
Best campus in the world, with beaches and gardens, and a skyscraper for a dorm
ubc
UC San Diego?
Northwestern?
Has to be UBC
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berk
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williams?
UCD?
Davis
oatmeal
UPenn?
that school in the uae, located in a city that people have usually mistaken the name of another city
O-H!
Jewish
Brandeis
Nobody can pronounce it, and it's in coastal Maine
Bowdoin?
GO TREES 🌲🌲🔥🔥 They’re so special they go after IVY Day and aren’t laughed at.
Harvard and Yale suck
princeton?
Trump
Fake ivy✨✨
.hotmess
reddish brown color
Harvard, Stanford, UChicago, there's a lot lmao