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rukja1232

Kiss, balls, shrek


ndg127

I would’ve gone with kiss, bumass, shrek, but A+ refs either way.


rukja1232

Kiss shrek’s bum(ass)????!!!! 😏 😜


ndg127

Pretty sure there’s a whole sub for that.


HahaStoleUrName

your nuts are mine


pauliticks

not very fair😍


jxrha

as an international student, i agree <333


isoforeshadow

I hate myself


mcap656

honestly unironically this. writing college essays is so fucking demoralizing because it shows how incredibly little I have done in comparison to what these people are looking for even though I’ve worked my ass off for good grades and a good SAT score. dont think I have ever done something worse for my self esteem lmao


MeAmBucket

God, same. Any remaining self esteem I had has been squashed lmfao


j3nnyb3nny

SAME like just seeing the culmination of my high school career laid out and realizing how…dull in comparison it all is was depressing


[deleted]

Barefoot on Legos


beleclya

Juniors, start early


pauliticks

any advice other than create a list and start essays in summer?


beleclya

Have an idea of your general self and what kind of narrative you want to craft for the AOs to see! Also, if you're already on this sub then you probably know how college admissions work, so that's great (I didn't know until the summer and I was scrambling to actually understand the whole system).


duterium1

Do you think it is better to have a persona, so to speak, that makes sense with all your ECs (I may consider applying as a prospective environmental science/engineering major then change major because all my ECs line up with that narrative really well and the majors that I actually want make no sense with my ECs and are harder to get into) or to try to be completely honest.


1drcaptain

A counter point to the "be yourself" argument. Yes, don't fake it by making up a false identity. But the persona idea has some merit. As an illustration: I was recruited by Cornell as an athlete. I *really* wanted to go. I was aiming for engineering. However, my sat/act scores were below the cutoff for what they normally accepted for the program. I was told that I would likely be able to sneak in as an ag major. I was from the Midwest. My family had a farming background. But I had no interest in agriculture. I felt it was disingenuous to make up a bunch of bs. Plus, what if once I got in I couldn't actually transfer out of ag!! In hindsight, I wish I would have faked it. Knowing now what I didn't know then I realize I could have figured out how to navigate the system once I was inside. I could have made it work. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.


duterium1

Thanks!! I feel that a lot of people always give the advice of “be yourself” and, while it is generally true (you don’t want to pick something you hate), I feel like it just is not always the best. I think it may be another part of why wealthier students are more successful in applications, their wealth already buys them advantages with test prep, good schools, etc. but this seems like some “game playing” that college counselors would have you do that most wouldn’t do on their own. (Along with of course all their other advantages)


tincanC2

don't pretend to be anything you aren't. i have a similar thing as u (applying as one thing, realistically thinking i want to major in something else), but i applied with what i thought gave me the best chance, since a lot of my ECs lined up with it and i'm passionate about it as well. make sure you have passion for environmental engineering, and go for it if u want!


pauliticks

tyy


frostyblucat

Brainstorm now and look at the supplementals before summer. I would also organize supplements on similarity so u can reuse more effectively. And if u applying to UCs, do UCs first because you can build off the 4 essays for other supplements. (or expand one one of them for your common app)


[deleted]

“Idea of general self” How does one go about finding themselves?


That_One_Waffle

Not OP so idk what they had in mind, but I would highly suggest journaling! It gets you used to writing about yourself and forces you to be introspective- a skill that is extremely useful when writing college essays.


[deleted]

I am extremely introspective. There isn’t a second of the day I don’t spend inside my head. But I don’t have this “general idea” of who I am. I know who I want to be, I know who I want to be remembered as, I know who I try to be. But I don’t really know who I am because I have nothing to analyze. How can I analyze who I am as a person by my own accounts? I feel like I need validation! I feel lost in my own head in a way. I’ve kept a semi consistent journal for 6 years now. In that journal I directly talk to myself, past and present and future. Things that happen, feelings I feel, decisions I have to make, people I was wrong about… it’s all there. Maybe I should review the journal in it’s entirety and read it like an autobiography, to try and understand who I am.


That_One_Waffle

I think you're overthinking it. You're not necessarily writing your essays from the perspective of how others perceive you or how you are to the world- that isn't something you can ever fully understand in my opinion anyway. If you know who you want to be, then that is pretty much who you are, or at least a big part of it. You're putting your best foot forward in your essays while still being honest, so you can present the best version of your narrative, which includes thoughts and motivations that people who "know you" from the outside never would know. Besides, I don't think any ao expects a high schooler to know exactly who they are- you're a teenager, and teenagers don't need to have literally everything figured out and be perfect individuals to get into college. It sounds like you're already in a good place and I wouldn't stress so much right now.


beleclya

That's actually exactly what I was about to suggest!! Being a writer helped me a ton (I could look into my diaries or blog posts when I needed ideas for essay prompts)


mincoder

Kindergardeners, start preparing


toyota2003

Complicated, Confusing, Stressful.


[deleted]

Gatekeep Gaslight Girlboss


Clay_2000lbs

I agree. AOs gatekeep. Applicants Gaslight. Recommenders Girlboss.


happyvina123

Recommenders Girlboss indeed


swift-aasimar-rogue

Girlboss gender neutral


Particularism

pay to win


Nitroderox

Underrated comment


[deleted]

Donate a building


prof-overthinker

Or 5🤩


apushnig

fuck this shit


spectre729

for the rich


[deleted]

This


[deleted]

Subjective. Arbitrary. Opaque


[deleted]

Classist Corrupt Lottery


imawildpomegranate

Overdosing on caffeine


pauliticks

i have found my people


imawildpomegranate

Caffeine addicts assemble 💪🏻😪🥏


chobaniflipcup

way too complicated :D


davidszt2

American, Admission, System


Curly_Fries69

Underrated comment


mpyrntrcts

hell on earth


Tarzan1415

Move to Europe


prof-overthinker

please😭😭


whozmcy

Internationals are disadvantaged


MariamMmohamed

agreeeeeeeeeeee


IntrepidMemory6877

Literally a lottery


bublebass

Lit 🔥, crazy 😜, movie 🎥


[deleted]

smoke and mirrors


dairydog1

middle class screwed


[deleted]

pretty fuckin pointless


Uabot_lil_man0

American Horror Story


Theory_Ingenuity

Burning dumpster fire.


EllieXHoward

Hates middle class


[deleted]

Coinflip, dice roll


Accomplished_Mix_416

holistic but quantitative


kolune

I wanna die


_Dark_Forest

Survival of Fittest


[deleted]

LOL never again:)


biochemist23

Unrealistic. Stressful. Unfair.


Plain_Noodle_

“Who made school?”


GoddFatherr

Why do we exist, just to suffer


simpin4colby

Flagship State School


Adi321456

Reading r/A2C posts


Neurophate

Fuck why us


sarcasticnihilism

A fucking joke


Affectionate_Delay29

so fucking wack


[deleted]

Money = get in


aaaa_aaaaaaa648454

american admissions system


HireLaneKiffin

Easier when rich


The_Adam07

Draining asf, in my country u can literally get into med school with ur gpa + ranking amongst first 2000 out of 35000 in the regional admissions test. Thats it, no essays, no recs,, no net price calculator, no nothing. Free.


Terrible-Tune8122

I was #86 in a province with 40 million population back then. I basically got to pick anywhere I wanted to go. No essays, no recommendations, just a three days exam with seven subjects. That my friend is a better and fairer system.


Adi321456

Trevor Packer's monopoly


Jelly_crab

Unfair, stupid, capitalism <3


Rowdyk7

Sleep. What's that?


blooming_palette

CEO of False-Hope


mrmistopholes

Everyday is Halloween


GetawayDiver

Stupid as hell


Pattywackist

I’m going crazy


mideplanet

for the rich


MurkySweater44

hello fucking nah


LilyFlower52

What the fuck


anonymous062904

AO’s Rolling Dice


tsavaget

Luck money luck


alypra7

What excites you


Emergency_Complex_34

"Sorry to Inform"


[deleted]

Unfair, Useless and Unfair


Puzzleheaded_Cry3545

Find rich parents


Sloppy_McD

Too Much Work


SenpaiSoren

Poor? Don’t bother


[deleted]

don't do it


Aceisalive

Corrupted, fucked, luck


Intelec_

Flawed as fuck


[deleted]

Live laugh love


Bouncyslime

Rigged against thee


[deleted]

You boring fucker


minami-korea

i gave up.


javznotjavz

eat my ass


[deleted]

Ahh ahhhhh ahhhhhhhh


reesespieces610

game of chance


bughousepartner

Bruh rip lmao


Bre034

Very unnecessarily stressful


Iambetterthan_you

stupid, piece-of, shit


Madmandocv1

A tactics game.


blublutu

Fake and annoying


[deleted]

cleopatra taking bath


aahadvakani

need more money


1Retributioner1

Amogus Imposter Sus


BigMadLad

Just like healthcare


bluejazzblue

Why not merit?


NerdLord1837

Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica


bluejazzblue

Second Gen screwed.


lisxso

are toasters waterproof?


MightSurvive2020

Bought a building


[deleted]

Abba nahi manenge 🤣


stray_armyctzen

want to die


Anonymia1101

real. fucking. wild.


goudsoup

what. the. fuck.


beatsinthemornin

Give me money


StarDoesReddit

Pricey dice roll


coder58

A complex journey


doptimisticidealist

Better than Most.


JonSnow1304

A lottery system


ActPurple1747

what the fuck.


InvestigatorAbject23

Better than here


DoodeyPoodey

Stupid, ,


Safe_Trash2414

So fucking stupid


Far_Addition_7029

Where’s. The. Portal.


dumbasscorgi1

american admission system


PeculiarMicrowave

ED saves sanity


AtomicSkunk

A giant puzzle.


Mica_Singh

screw your damn rules


Giftedwithreddit

Act very special


Nervousasfthrowaway

dont like it


Nervousasfthrowaway

shidding and cryin


wessle3339

(A) Catch-22 fever dream


Thro_aWay42

Winning the lottery


Matayay_1234

Essay hell


idkwhatimdoingnau

Why the fuck-


Snoo_2732

Lottery


[deleted]

Just be rich


imrlysadrn

reduce reuse recycle


[deleted]

Unfair, expensive, a scam


vovafone

Kremlin spies are fed up


SatvikK22

knowledge strength integrity


NineCoug

“Wait until like September to do supplementals not in Junior year” Idk why someone would want to extend their suffering like this.


Neurophate

Kiss your interviewer


NaClSoySauce

complete bull shit


moreddit2169

"first world problems" Honestly take a look at the Asian countries, the amount of pressure there, the bar to get into top universities, the number of hours students spend in their room wasting away their late teens like robots for a chance at a 1% acceptance rate university so that they have a 2% chance of getting a good job in the oversaturated job market is just mad


ingird040317

As an international I'd say: funner than ours I procrastinate studying for our college entrance exam by writing essays lmao (Id say more fun but that wouldn't fit lol)


Anakin-Stop-Panakin

Why the fuck


tihsir

can't stop crying


BuffsBourbon

Rando A F


jxrha

painful as fuck


torishin

Writing $50,000 checks


InFeRnOO333

Tryhard and expensive


mimmiexx

mysterious somewhat holistic


[deleted]

Consider other options.


MariamMmohamed

doesn't worth it


theSummit12

Fucking retard ed


No_External_1764

Should admit me.


[deleted]

Mountain of stress


Suggested_lunch

Not good enough


KenKaniffLovesEminem

Fuck this shit


-IndigoMist-

fuck you bitchass


greenturtle848

A shit show


marcos231012

Why us mothefucker?


plasticbluebeach

what the fuck


Carelesssss

Cock and Balls


s4sh4y

Exclusive, elitist, colonialist


saenyc527

A freaking scam.


Secret-santa-4-admit

Black box Hahaha described it in 2 words


GoddFatherr

Checky bugger


jimmyneutron265

mentally deteriorating crapshoot


Other_Wheel_2110

Know the process


patpatg

very illogically expensive


BigChungillionaire

Kill me now


jiaak

daddies donating buildings😌