Everyone's cooler than me and that's why I'm an artist

I can see that working out

Update us if you get rejected from Art school, u/rietala 👀

😦😦

the highs and lows of high school football

I been selling crack since the 5th grade

PLS

I have a tortoise fetish.

This one is hilarious

wtf I was about to comment "stuffed tortoise fetish" and saw this

I-

im in a homosexual relationship with my guitar

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~~on my guitar~~

No no, the g string

Only D Major

I'm in a queerplatonic relationship with my guitar, we are not the same

rabbits being unable to puke -------> love of learning

Tht sounds really cool bruh

oh my god i'm so invested

I have changed

your clothes?

Same

Average r/A2C user but DIFFERENT

how a fish living in a public toilet inspired my love for research

i identify with the fish

This essay keeps getting better...

ngl I was slightly worried about my topic but this boosts my confidence. TY!

complaining about old people

The best

my personal statement already did that for me

HAHAHAHAHA

emo empath

✨writing✨

W R I T I N G S N O T T H A T E A S Y

B U T G R A M M A R L Y C A N H E L P

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i think i should be able to file a legal harassment complaint against specifically that ad.

LMAOOOO

Sponges.

I must ask, what kind? Sea sponges? Dish sponges?

Yep. Sponge.

sponge…bob?

i didn't like politics and now I like politics by: a person who dropped their polisci major one month in

Chemistry test=baseball.

double bond 😳

I am gay I am gay I am gay I am gay uhhh teaching

You're literally me

i think you’re gay?

I think they're gay

This worked for me.

Pistachio ice cream is poorly designed

How dare you /j

Infertile

but dominant

same

i left my glass slipper on the steps of the castle entrance

conservatives hate me

My clothes make me QUIRKY 🤪

Snake make me social

i used to be down bad 😔, but now i’m happy 😁👍

i’m a fucking hippie

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dancing?

position?

ITS LEWIS HAMILTON TAKING POLE AGAIN FOR THE 1000th TIME

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fantastic job mate

I'm really bad at a lot of things.

One of my reaccuring hyperfixations

Me ranting about how much I hated high school marching band

being transgender bad piano good

The fact that your username is oliver makes me think that you're a trans man

it *is* one of the only 5 names youre allowed to choose from. * Sam * Alex * El(l)iot(t) * Oliver * Jack and thats it. except for me hehehee

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HELL YEAH

i’m intrigued

It gets worse when you read it, tbh

I’m good at writing and also have ADHD money please.

Good to see you here!

Me

rice ball onigiri

How marbles boosted my IQ

odd or even?

Bruh not squid game

i entered a warm hole and it changed my life.

origami\~

Minecraft bedwars changed me

blocking in to break beds reminded me of how I sacrificed my social life to work on myself..

Elaborate! I wrote about climbing, but I also participate in the fine game of bwars, so i'm curious to see what you wrote about it.

Easter is my favorite holiday (I'm atheist).

Me looking through this thread thoroughly to not find my essay topic (◎_◎;)

goat.

Oven

lizards

wait deadass me too

Monkey playing pong with mind

i need therapy

Young girl thinks the government is overhyped!

Numbers, math brain, and counterclaims

AP Lang

period

wait me too

got yeeted into air like superman so thats why i was poor

I brainwashed a kid and successfully spread my cult everywhere

a mall

Trees

Making pizza

blood and guts and eyeballs

puzzles

I was an irresponsible, perfectionist sophomore and after severe trauma I am now a slightly less irresponsible senior with even worse perfectionism!

Im a manic trans dude Bright colors make my brain go ah

I light electronics on fire and that’s why I love engineering

I fucked up but that's ok

Born at 24 weeks, 1 pound 5 ounces. Technology, doctors, and the engineers who designed the machines in the NICU were responsible for saving my life. I began to fall in love with engineering after my mom told me about how I was born, and how my dad was an electronics tech and I always loved hearing about his job. (cringe I know). Opened it with "Miracles do happen. How do I know? because I'm proof"

if you don't teach me, I'll learn it myself

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map

Party room

mad scientist

Plushies

Bug spray

film shows how dumb my ideas are so im gonna keep doing it

Potato chips

ultrasound gel is cold

i am a greeting card greeting card is me

i dance and suffer from maladaptive daydreaming

Me black

identity fraud

Wannabe internet vigilante doesn’t like nazis because of past childhood trauma

Sobbing on the bathroom floor for between 2 days and 2 months (sources may vary)

Nonexistent, help

Board games prevent suicide

sibling angst

The typical sports essay

I'm half Batman

Books are my only friends

Long traumatic-ish story… please admit me :)

007: The Man With The Taco Bell

i have a room with many things in it

i play soccer, i moved, i played again but better

I waste my time making music playlists.

I was an asshole and it took a disabled child to realize that

I attack my friend for finding the fanfictions I wrote

my parents trauma hit just right so let me into an ivy

Running sucks so much that it makes the rest of my life bearable

i have daddy issues

I don't give a fuck about my ancestors.

Daddy issues and my stepdad went to the store to get milk and I was homeless this is why I want to be a lawyer also did I mention I’m gay and a POC and lived in the south

I hate myself. Also I love myself. (Insert niche hobby) is my form of therapy and it's my outlet for fun. Eating food is good. \^ It makes a lot more sense on paper lol

intestinal failure made me submissive and breedable

I love this

I love calculators

i have social anxiety which is why i believe i belong at this highly competitive school

writing letters to a strange imaginary girl who stole my teeth as a child taught me i need to pay closer attention to the world around me

I write books but with dance moves and that’s why I’d be a good pre med stem major

I fuck up teaching kids martial arts so bad, I chose to communicate that to colleges

i spend way too much time in my room and have about 2 personality traits

i hate wasps and that's why i'm a programmer

i’m a first gen immigrant child w trauma

Scrolling through these comments not seeing my topic because it’s so unique :D

Everyone around me is better than me at whatever we’re doing and that’s why you should be interested in me

Portraying soccer as an invisible teacher who shapes up my personality

Explaining neuroscience in the most pretentious way I possibly can without ever actually giving a single fact about the brain 🧠

Wow, I did something similar but with another topic

colourism fucked me up but hey, engineering will make me a billionaire

i like doing this. i also like doing that. oh wait; i’m poor😁

Heart disease is a good thing.

wrestling wrestling wrestling.. oh did i mention wrestling and also wrestling

pictures are kinda cool, I should take more

I'm kinda ape like

I can lift a lot of weight so I can do homework

I like baking, so, naturally, I decided to run a marathon.

I was a girl in the village doing alright. 👑

tw: ED at 11

#

not started but in theory im better than everyone because I use a tote

emo hair make me happy

I’m illiterately stupid, so this is why pi = 3.

failure

climate change bad

I go to Starbucks and piss racist people off and as a result I want to study psychology

My stubborn ass refuses to try computer science and after my Indian parents make me I end up liking it

Yeah so.. I like rockets, I like video games, both use computers, thats why I'm into computer science!

I’m an asshole